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ArLer
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Posted - 2006.03.23 20:15:00 -
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Why are men happier?
Males are just happier people, and what do you expect?
-Your last name stays put.
-The garage is all yours.
-Wedding plans take care of themselves.
-Chocolate is just another snack.
-You can be President.
-You can never be pregnant.
-You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
-You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
-Car mechanics tell you the truth.
-The world is your urinal.
-You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
-You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay.
-Wrinkles add character.
-Wedding dress ú5000. Tux rental ú100.
-People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
-The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
-New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
-One mood all the time.
-Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
-You know stuff about tanks.
-A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
-You can open all your own jars.
-You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
-If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
-Your underwear is ú8.95 for a three-pack.
-Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
-You almost never have strap problems in public.
-You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
-Everything on your face stays its original colour.
-The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades..
-You only have to shave your face and neck.
-You can play with toys all your life.
-One wallet and one pair of shoes one colour for all seasons.
-You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
-You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
-You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache..
-You always know where you are and never have to ask directions.
-You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier!
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Jenny Spitfire
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Posted - 2006.03.23 20:18:00 -
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Save 1.50 every month? 
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HippoKing
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Posted - 2006.03.23 20:24:00 -
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i am happy 
sigs of the 23/24/25 hijack just as well -eris
yarrrr, i shall retake my sig -HippoKing
Not a chance, our 1337 sig haXx0r sk1llz are too powerful! - Wrangler
Ho-Ho-Hooooooo, Merry Saturday!11 - Immy
Yo ho ho and a bottle of BReeEEEEeee.... - Jacques ARRRRRRchambault
Stop spamming with "QFT" >:|. - Teblin
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lasarith
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Posted - 2006.03.23 20:50:00 -
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roflmao
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Verone
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Posted - 2006.03.23 20:51:00 -
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VETO MEMBER MOVIES
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hired goon
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Posted - 2006.03.23 20:52:00 -
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This gaming community is 95% male. Someone explain how the first reply to this topic is an angry female. 
-omg-
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Azure Skyclad
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Posted - 2006.03.23 20:58:00 -
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 Originally by: hired goon
This gaming community is 95% male. Someone explain how the first reply to this topic is an angry female.
Because they use women's voodoo so they
CAN
BE
EVERYWHERE!
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ArLer
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Posted - 2006.03.23 21:12:00 -
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Edited by: ArLer on 23/03/2006 21:14:40
Originally by: Azure Skyclad
Originally by: hired goon
This gaming community is 95% male. Someone explain how the first reply to this topic is an angry female.
Because they use women's voodoo so they
CAN
BE
EVERYWHERE!
OMG sooo true just a few min's ago my Flat mates gf came through and gave me one of those girly slaps and walked off with out saying any thing????......All-though i think my flat mate toled her :D
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ParMizaN
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Posted - 2006.03.23 21:17:00 -
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lmao
Phenomena of ironies, cast the litany aside
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Arron S
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Posted - 2006.03.24 05:12:00 -
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Bull ****
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Sakura Nihil
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Posted - 2006.03.24 05:57:00 -
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agreed to the OP
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F'nog
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Posted - 2006.03.24 10:29:00 -
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You left out: "You never have to worry that people think you swallow."
Originally by: Bl4zer
But, cmon, this is the Eve forums, we don't let facts get in the way of pointless speculation.
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Meridius
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Posted - 2006.03.24 10:58:00 -
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Sooo happy i'm not a chick
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Dak Hakin
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Posted - 2006.03.24 11:10:00 -
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It really is good to be a guy
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High Sierra
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Posted - 2006.03.24 18:09:00 -
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This is my theory on why men will never understand women:
She decides she wants you to do something (put up a shelf/ learn what the hoover is for/ whatever).
However being a woman she wont actually TELL you what she wants done. Instead she decides to drop subtle hints in the hope that you pick up on them and realise what she wants done.
So, being male, these subtle hints simply do not register at all on your early warning radar.
Result: She gets in a mood with you.
So. you ask whats wrong since you don't know and she's not saying.
result: Argument that starts off: 'You havent done what I wanted you to do' (You will automatically try to remember everything she said in the last 24 hours. TIP: Don't bother its already too late, just take the punishment.)
At this point, you decide to try and impress her by doing something else that you think she wants doing (Cut the lawn, fix the car, get rid of your collection of 'specialist' magazines)
but by doing this, you dont get time to do what she originally wanted you to do.
Result: Argument. Because you still havent done it.
Once again, take the punishment. Besides, you only bought that sofa BECAUSE you could stretch out full length on it and sleep.
So. You get around to doing whatever the hell it was she wanted doing in the first place. You put in extra effort and perform said task really well.
result: Argument. She wanted that done first before you did the other thing that you thought would impress her.
Its too late to even try to make amends you will have to redecorate the entire house before she forgives you.
AND IT STILL WON'T BE RIGHT
Conclusion: Don't ever, ever try to understand women.
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Brastagi
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Posted - 2006.03.24 18:43:00 -
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Originally by: High Sierra
Conclusion: Don't ever, ever try to understand women.
QFT, one of my buddy told me that. You could never understand woman!
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wierchas noobhunter
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Posted - 2006.03.24 20:24:00 -
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Originally by: Brastagi
Originally by: High Sierra
Conclusion: Don't ever, ever try to understand women.
QFT, one of my buddy told me that. You could never understand woman!
dont know i understand them not bad 
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Aaronus
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Posted - 2006.03.25 03:09:00 -
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I saw a book titled everything you wanted to know about women and when I opened it up all the pages were blank.
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Ebedar
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Posted - 2006.03.25 11:32:00 -
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Originally by: wierchas noobhunter
Originally by: Brastagi
Originally by: High Sierra
Conclusion: Don't ever, ever try to understand women.
QFT, one of my buddy told me that. You could never understand woman!
dont know i understand them not bad
Does that include getting drunk and declaring your love for them
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Dark Eulogy
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Posted - 2006.03.25 23:44:00 -
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-You only have to shave your face and neck.
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Atom HeartMother
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Posted - 2006.03.25 23:49:00 -
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Originally by: Ebedar
Originally by: wierchas noobhunter
Originally by: Brastagi
Originally by: High Sierra
Conclusion: Don't ever, ever try to understand women.
QFT, one of my buddy told me that. You could never understand woman!
dont know i understand them not bad
Does that include getting drunk and declaring your love for them
its just because people who do undersand women dont share
Originally by: Bonaventure Augustus
Because lets be honest, the number of people who play this game drunk on the weekends is astounding.
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