I feel like this was probably the best thing to happen to mining. The number of bots and afk miners destroyed during this time and the delicious rise in mineral prices both made me happy. Why did hulkageddon have to go so soon?

The New Order has SRP for lost catalysts so you can gank illegals more or less for free, plus get their loot of course. Every illegal mining ship that blows up is a small win for the universe. See www.minerbumping.com for more information.

Except the blog is creepy and sounds like a cult, reading it gives people cancer.

Except the blog is creepy and sounds like a cult, reading it gives people cancer.

Except the blog is creepy and sounds like a cult, reading it gives people cancer.

Also, they pay you to gank miners.

If by "creepy" you mean "hilarious", and by "cult" you mean "clever bunch of fellows", and by "cancer" you mean "heightened awareness of current events in highsec and sense of civic responsibility" then I agree with you 100%. Also, they pay you to gank miners.

If you want a Hulkageddon style event, then some player(s) need to organize it. I would encourage you to do so. I will participate.

wow, once again i've struck some of our loudest and dimmest center-mass with a pebble and they start spewing.
Hulkageddon was a fine idea years ago.
Also: lolTEST you dead. Be a man, post with your main?
you mean: be a man, do what i say.
Think i'll be a man, do what i want.
Hitting non-combat ships is fun for the slow kids or newbs, but ultimately meaningless.

wow, once again i've struck some of our loudest and dimmest center-mass with a pebble and they start spewing.
Hulkageddon was a fine idea years ago.
Also: lolTEST you dead. Be a man, post with your main?
you mean: be a man, do what i say.
Think i'll be a man, do what i want.
Hitting non-combat ships is fun for the slow kids or newbs, but ultimately meaningless.

yah ... generally speaking though when you run into new order they are a bunch of noobs who think they are "elite PvPers" (and may eventually achieve that status) but in reality are mainly hot air.

I am sure a few of them are actually serious PvPers who are more than capable of holding their own in a losec/null roam or wardec and jsut do new order for lulz but sadly most of the ones I seem to come across are actually a bit embarrassing

and .. none of my toons EVER mine by the way, too boring ... I just find the sort of idiots that flock to New Order and post self important "mining advise" nonsense in local really annoying and would be ashamed of being associated with them :D

Surely some Mackinaw BPO owner would want to start a Mackinawgeddon to drive up the value of their investment, and might be willing to donate 20b in prizes to that end.

Surely some Mackinaw BPO owner would want to start a Mackinawgeddon to drive up the value of their investment, and might be willing to donate 20b in prizes to that end.

Surely some Mackinaw BPO owner would want to start a Mackinawgeddon to drive up the value of their investment, and might be willing to donate 20b in prizes to that end.

The ones who build Catalysts are the ones you have to watch.

Except the blog is hilarious and sounds like a fun, reading it gives people awesome goodness.

The New Order has SRP for lost catalysts so you can gank illegals more or less for free, plus get their loot of course. Every illegal mining ship that blows up is a small win for the universe. See www.minerbumping.com for more information.

All you're "X-aggedon" can ever hope to accomplish is for CCP to nerf Catalysts.

Y'know why? Because all those "bots" you complain about are feeding minerals into Jita, and from Jita into the nullblock groups who use them to build those 2000+ ship supercap fleets that they all love so much.

Now take a look at the CSM lineup. Notice anything? You've got one EvE Uni guy and all the rest are nullblock lobbyists. So in the end when you shoot at hisec miners what you're really doing is shooting at the CSMs... by about two degrees of separation.

So when those Catalysts get nerfed down to the point where you need two dozen to gank a single untanked Retriever, well, don't say I didn't warn you.

The New Order has SRP for lost catalysts so you can gank illegals more or less for free, plus get their loot of course. Every illegal mining ship that blows up is a small win for the universe. See www.minerbumping.com for more information.

Hulkageddon is not a CCP event, its emergent gameplay.


For some people, Hulkageddon never ended. For others, it has yet to begin.


Hulkageddon isn't an event, its a state of mind.

The New Order has SRP for lost catalysts so you can gank illegals more or less for free, plus get their loot of course. Every illegal mining ship that blows up is a small win for the universe. See www.minerbumping.com for more information.

hey guys! hey! over here! am.. am I still relevant?

you are old news... tired and creepy
you're dumbing down the NO... which was already pretty low to begin with

More desperate attention seeking by a tiny group of irrelevant nobodies.

I feel like this was probably the best thing to happen to mining. The number of bots and afk miners destroyed during this time and the delicious rise in mineral prices both made me happy. Why did hulkageddon have to go so soon?

Surely some Mackinaw BPO owner would want to start a Mackinawgeddon to drive up the value of their investment, and might be willing to donate 20b in prizes to that end.

... or CONCORD could just "go on strike" for a few days.

I'm sure life without CONCORD would be a huge shock to some people -- and definitely a huge source of entertainment for some of us, if only for a few days.

I'm certain that more people know the New Order than you, so why don't you come down from your high horse, you nobody. :)

Unlike the Erotica - mayonnaise - 1 etc, I do not pretend to be important.

Unlike the Erotica - mayonnaise - 1 etc, I do not pretend to be important.

I feel like this was probably the best thing to happen to mining. The number of bots and afk miners destroyed during this time and the delicious rise in mineral prices both made me happy. Why did hulkageddon have to go so soon?

Hahaha I totally understand what you mean, but Erotica herself isn't everybody else of the New Order and it's irrelevant what they think of themselvses. The group is well known, thus it's not nobodies.

Bring back hulkageddon

Why is everyone always looking around for someone who's been designated as the driver?

New Order is well known amongst mining newbs who stay around jita for some reason, and constant spamming on the forums here, other than that it's an old idea that most people use to entertain recruits as a gateway to pvp.
To actually be a dedicated miner basher just wouldnt entertain me for more than a few days.It'd be like having a corp of null mission runners who stack up isk solely for the purpose of smartbombing Perimeter gate and other crowds of expensive autopiloting pods, mmmmhhh.
Where was i? Oh yeah, funny once or twice, but really, it's the toilet humor of pvp. A good awox has ten times the class.

I think, honestly they're still licking their wounds and trying to burry the embarrassment and shame from that ordeal in CVA carebear heaven not too long ago lol

What happened there? I refuse to read the minerbumping site.

erotica 1 made an NO wide call to arms to invade and take over CVA space (since they're the epitome of carebearedness in new Eden I guess).. she got kicked in the face so hard and fast that her eyeballs are still spinnin'
it was one of the many steps in her fail cascade leading to her withdrawal from CSM elections and mayo-gate

The New Order has SRP for lost catalysts so you can gank illegals more or less for free, plus get their loot of course. Every illegal mining ship that blows up is a small win for the universe. See www.minerbumping.com for more information.

I can give you the location of some null sec systems that have fleets of ISBoxer hulks orcas dommies and carriers. I can even offer the New Order free covert or regular cynos on top of them.

I'm guessing your anti-bot aspirant aspirations don't extend to null though. Prove me wrong?

Maybe because drinking is fun, whereas driving a bunch of drunk people home is not as much.

I must ask, how much shame is felt if you get killed by a mining vessel?

A Procurer, Skiff or Orca, not much

A Venture or Retriever, quite a lot Id say

A new Hulkageddon might encourage some miners to fight back.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndWUlntJ58U
(Old Hulk PvP video)

Although it was probably easier to fight back in those days because can flipping was the popular sport, unlike the bumping and ganking we have today which keeps the aggressor unflagged until it's too late. It's not impossible though, thanks to kill rights and wardecs.

Well, ventures are baller man...

Is that good or bad?

Depends on who's flying them, and how many you've got.

So baller means... neutral?

If by cancer you mean the urge to drop a catalyst on a barge for giggles, then I am going to need some pretty intense chemo.

If that is what he means I'm going to have to find a way of breaking the bad news to my loved ones

Oooor build a meth lab! :D

New Order is well known amongst mining newbs who stay around jita for some reason, and constant spamming on the forums here, other than that it's an old idea that most people use to entertain recruits as a gateway to pvp.
To actually be a dedicated miner basher just wouldnt entertain me for more than a few days.It'd be like having a corp of null mission runners who stack up isk solely for the purpose of smartbombing Perimeter gate and other crowds of expensive autopiloting pods, mmmmhhh.
Where was i? Oh yeah, funny once or twice, but really, it's the toilet humor of pvp. A good awox has ten times the class.

If you are doing it for money, then you are doing it for the wrong reasons.

I feel like this was probably the best thing to happen to mining. The number of bots and afk miners destroyed during this time and the delicious rise in mineral prices both made me happy. Why did hulkageddon have to go so soon?

It's pretty much Hulkageddon 23.5/7 these days. You should see all the miners getting ganked compared to before Hulkageddon, even after the buffs given to barges and exhumers.

... or CONCORD could just "go on strike" for a few days.

I'm sure life without CONCORD would be a huge shock to some people -- and definitely a huge source of entertainment for some of us, if only for a few days.