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Unsuccessful At Everything The Troll Bridge 9558	Posted - 2014.01.27 21:46:00 - [1] - Quote Friends, Countrymen, Good Posters, Bad Posters, Fellow trolls and ISDs... Tommorow we go into battle. Tommorow us few will stand up to the onslaught of Patch Day whine threads that will invade our General Discussion. While our numbers may be few, and theirs may be great, we must stand steadfast against this attack on our home. We must battle with all our hearts to protect our territories against the barbarians who refuse to read Dev blogs and F&I threads, and the tyrants who don't use the Search Function! We must fight to contain the threads who say their launchers don't work anymore and don't see that running the repair tool will fix it, we must resist those who cry out about drone nerfs, and we must push back those who tear up at the mention of the ESS. We must not let them win, we must hold the line at all costs. ISDs! Be quick on those locks for redundant threads! Fellow GD denizens! Be quick an in before those locks! Jr ISDs! Be quick to point out the correct subforum that thread should have been posted in! Good posters! Ready your hugs, blankets, hot cocoa and Preparation H, and prepare to receive casualties! Bad posters! Just...no. Fellow Trolls! Conserve your ammo! Make every shot count as each one may be your last! I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is that moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious. Tomorrow, we few brave soldiers of General Discussion, tomorrow will be our finest hour, tomorrow, we will emerge victorious! *Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?*
Frank Millar 414	Posted - 2014.01.27 21:47:00 - [2] - Quote You have my sword!
Tollen Gallen Xionworld 5505	Posted - 2014.01.27 21:50:00 - [3] - Quote You've been watching the History Channel, again have'nt you. I like Cheese. Zimmy Zeta - I f*cking love martinis. the original ones, with gin, not that vodka martini crap. Carmen Electra - You are also on my block list.
Big Lynx Sanctum Prime Spears of Destiny 57	Posted - 2014.01.27 21:55:00 - [4] - Quote Frank Millar wrote: You have my sword! and my axe!
Karen Avioras Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic 180	Posted - 2014.01.27 21:59:00 - [5] - Quote They are gonna cut my electricity all day tomorrow but my thoughts are with you
Carmen Electra The Scope Gallente Federation 222	Posted - 2014.01.27 22:00:00 - [6] - Quote So, you like the ESS now?
Unsuccessful At Everything The Troll Bridge 9566	Posted - 2014.01.27 22:01:00 - [7] - Quote Karen Avioras wrote: They are gonna cut my electricity all day tomorrow but my thoughts are with you You will be with us in spirit, may it be the edge we need in this, our darkest hour. *Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?*
Batelle Komm susser Tod 1406	Posted - 2014.01.27 22:05:00 - [8] - Quote for years I was exclusively a ships&modules poster. I originally just came to GD for the threadnoughts. But reading this call to arms stirred some feels deep inside me. "CCP is changing policy, and has asked that we discontinue the bonus credit program after November 7th. So until then, enjoy a super-bonus of 1B Blink Credit for each 60-day GTC you buy!" Never forget.
Spurty V0LTA Triumvirate. 1202	Posted - 2014.01.27 22:16:00 - [9] - Quote Laugh, thanks for that Op. "To all those that are going into battle before us, we salute you". removed ASCII art signature. ASCII art is not allowed on the EVE Online forums
Jill Chastot Oath of the Forsaken 179	Posted - 2014.01.27 22:20:00 - [10] - Quote Big Lynx wrote: Frank Millar wrote: You have my sword! and my axe! And my rubber chicken! https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=298596&find=unreadOATHS wants you. Come to the WH

Kimmi Chan Tastes Like Purple 836	Posted - 2014.01.27 22:23:00 - [11] - Quote Jill Chastot wrote: Big Lynx wrote: Frank Millar wrote: You have my sword! and my axe! And my rubber chicken! And my Cruise Missile Launcher II. "You should just create one thread and put all of your complaints in it instead of littering the forums with multiple threads." ~CCP Falcon Paranoia never killed anyone. -áA complete absence of it has.
Unsuccessful At Everything The Troll Bridge 9573	Posted - 2014.01.27 22:48:00 - [12] - Quote Kimmi Chan wrote: Jill Chastot wrote: Big Lynx wrote: Frank Millar wrote: You have my sword! and my axe And my rubber chicken! And my Cruise Missile Launcher II. Our bucket fleet grows mighty indeed. Carmen Electra wrote: So, you like the ESS now? There is a time to stand and rebel, and there is a time to jump aboard the steamroller and let it drive you closer so that you may hit people with your sword. I chose wisely. *Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?*
Sebastian N Cain Aliastra Gallente Federation 223	Posted - 2014.01.27 22:51:00 - [13] - Quote Batelle wrote: for years I was exclusively a ships&modules poster. I originally just came to GD for the threadnoughts. But reading this call to arms stirred some feels deep inside me. It was the same for me. Well, that's what i thought first. It was actually the chili i had today... the poor toilet I got lost in thought... it was unfamiliar territory.
Erin Crawford 24	Posted - 2014.01.27 22:53:00 - [14] - Quote "There's no turning back!" CHAAAAAARGE!!!!
Talon Kane Legion Du Lys Insidious Empire 0	Posted - 2014.01.27 22:58:00 - [15] - Quote Trolls of the world! UNITE ! :P
Ptraci 3 R Corporation Boarderline Cartel 1737	Posted - 2014.01.27 23:29:00 - [16] - Quote Came expecting Mark Antony's speech from Shakespeare's Julius Caesar. Received something worse than "Independence Day". Left disappointed.
Plastic Psycho Necro-Economics 1052	Posted - 2014.01.27 23:36:00 - [17] - Quote I would say to this thread, as I said to those who have joined these fora: "I have nothing to offer but posts, likes, toil and trolling."
Scipio Artelius The Vendunari End of Life 192	Posted - 2014.01.27 23:53:00 - [18] - Quote Will the server hold up or will the forum go down and peoples draft posts be lost to lag? Going to be a good day tomorrow.
Plastic Psycho Necro-Economics 1054	Posted - 2014.01.27 23:58:00 - [19] - Quote Scipio Artelius wrote: Going to be a good day tomorrow. I love the smell of trolling in the morning. Smells like... Patch Day.
Abla Tive State War Academy Caldari State 26	Posted - 2014.01.28 00:05:00 - [20] - Quote We have met the enemy and he is us!

KnowUsByTheDead Radiation Blues 946	Posted - 2014.01.28 00:07:00 - [21] - Quote The day that 1000 new forum alts were created. Buckets, jars, pots, and barrels are on standby for the tears spewed forth without accountability and reason. Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense. -á-á-á-á-á-á-á
Unsuccessful At Everything The Troll Bridge 9585	Posted - 2014.01.28 00:38:00 - [22] - Quote Ptraci wrote: Came expecting Mark Antony's speech from Shakespeare's Julius Caesar. Received something worse than "Independence Day". Left disappointed. I put a freakin Vince Lombardi quote in there.. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME??!??!?! *Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?*
Felicity Love Whore and Peace Forsaken Asylum 1483	Posted - 2014.01.28 00:46:00 - [23] - Quote Unsuccessful At Everything wrote: Friends, Countrymen, Good Posters, Bad Posters, Fellow trolls and ISDs... Tommorow we go into battle. Tommorow us few will stand up to the onslaught of Patch Day whine threads that will invade our General Discussion. While our numbers may be few, and theirs may be great, we must stand steadfast against this attack on our home. I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is that moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious. Tomorrow, we few brave soldiers of General Discussion, tomorrow will be our finest hour, tomorrow, we will emerge victorious! Y'know, with a little make-up work, a muddy tabard and a British accent... you could even look like Kenneth Brannagh... -- cues flaming arrows and those brave "volunteers" with the bags of oil for the portcullis-- Can't have a proper Apocalypse without "The Man", Johnny Cash. -áTrue story.
Sir Jack Falstaff 30plus Greater Western Co-Prosperity Sphere 104	Posted - 2014.01.28 00:55:00 - [24] - Quote We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in Features & Ideas, we shall fight in Coalition and Alliance, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in General Discussion, we shall defend our forum, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the threads, we shall fight on the sub-forums, we shall fight even in New Citizens Q&A, we shall fight in TMC; we shall never surrender! Banish plump Jack, and banish all the world.
Plastic Psycho Necro-Economics 1062	Posted - 2014.01.28 00:57:00 - [25] - Quote Sir Jack Falstaff wrote: We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in Features & Ideas, we shall fight in Corporation and Alliance, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in General Discussion, we shall defend our forum, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the threads, we shall fight on the sub-forums, we shall fight even in New Citizens Q&A, we shall fight in TMC; we shall never surrender! You need to be a bit more drunk, and smoking a cigar.
Jonah Gravenstein Machiavellian Space Bastards 15620	Posted - 2014.01.28 01:15:00 - [26] - Quote KnowUsByTheDead wrote: The day that 1000 new forum alts were created. Buckets, jars, pots, and barrels are on standby for the tears spewed forth without accountability and reason. Think bigger, bathtubs and swimming pools will be the smallest saline solution receptacles needed. The Aral Sea may just be big enough for the total amount produced.
Plastic Psycho Necro-Economics 1064	Posted - 2014.01.28 01:22:00 - [27] - Quote Jonah Gravenstein wrote: KnowUsByTheDead wrote: The day that 1000 new forum alts were created. Buckets, jars, pots, and barrels are on standby for the tears spewed forth without accountability and reason. Think bigger, bathtubs and swimming pools will be the smallest saline solution receptacles needed. The Aral Sea may just be big enough for the total amount produced. I understand there's a large-ish sub-sea-level valley out California-way, baren, arid, and dis-used. Think that might be useful?
Unsuccessful At Everything The Troll Bridge 9587	Posted - 2014.01.28 01:28:00 - [28] - Quote Sir Jack Falstaff wrote: We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in Features & Ideas, we shall fight in Corporation and Alliance, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in General Discussion, we shall defend our forum, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the threads, we shall fight on the sub-forums, we shall fight even in New Citizens Q&A, we shall fight in TMC; we shall never surrender! This. 100000x this. *Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?*
Jonah Gravenstein Machiavellian Space Bastards 15621	Posted - 2014.01.28 01:29:00 - [29] - Quote Plastic Psycho wrote: Jonah Gravenstein wrote: KnowUsByTheDead wrote: The day that 1000 new forum alts were created. Buckets, jars, pots, and barrels are on standby for the tears spewed forth without accountability and reason. Think bigger, bathtubs and swimming pools will be the smallest saline solution receptacles needed. The Aral Sea may just be big enough for the total amount produced. I understand there's a large-ish sub-sea-level valley out California-way, baren, arid, and dis-used. Think that might be useful? That's called California isn't it?
Plastic Psycho Necro-Economics 1067	Posted - 2014.01.28 01:34:00 - [30] - Quote Jonah Gravenstein wrote: Plastic Psycho wrote: Jonah Gravenstein wrote: KnowUsByTheDead wrote: The day that 1000 new forum alts were created. Buckets, jars, pots, and barrels are on standby for the tears spewed forth without accountability and reason. Think bigger, bathtubs and swimming pools will be the smallest saline solution receptacles needed. The Aral Sea may just be big enough for the total amount produced. I understand there's a large-ish sub-sea-level valley out California-way, baren, arid, and dis-used. Think that might be useful? That's called California isn't it? Well, parts of it are poorly suited to holding fluids. And parts of it are contaminated with other... "issues." Depends on how pure you'd like your tears to remain.



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