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QBall
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Posted - 2003.09.15 01:32:00 -
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With all the recent numbers being thrown around on the boards, I've decided to make this Mock M3g4 day in honor of the inflated egos and their inability to count.
We here at the NVA Special Ops HQ have bouldly done where none have gone before, we infiltrated m3g4 corp and found their leader. He can be found at http://venal.no-ip.com/
As for losses m3g4 obviously has trouble counting to 4 because thats how many of their ships they lost. The also claim we have lost 8 ships. So here we go boys and girls its time for a leson in M3G4 Math!!!
From historical documents we have found the key to m3g4 math.
8 = 2 and 4 = 0. So you can see we have a funky counting system.
There for 4 + 8 = 2 as an example of mega math. And whenever you hear OMG we owned you that = 4 or = 0 in the normal (base 10) counting system.
On to the next subject at m3g4 university. Blackbird = BB = Battlship. So if you kill a blackbird it obviously equits to a Battleship. That's right boys and girls you too can get a battleship for a meesly 3million isk, it just happens to be a blackbird that can be confused for a raven if you zoom in REALLY CLOSE.
That is about it for Mock m3g4 day. It's almost hard to mock them though because most of the time they just make themselves look like tards.
-Qball
...Out.
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Shadow Walker
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Posted - 2003.09.15 01:44:00 -
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Edited by: Shadow Walker on 15/09/2003 01:45:32
Edited by: Shadow Walker on 15/09/2003 01:44:57
Edited by: Shadow Walker on 15/09/2003 01:44:42
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smoked
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Posted - 2003.09.15 01:51:00 -
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whos counting? oh well, i guess you are, and keep counting :)
g'day oh and please where did you find that picture of me I thought I got ride of em all!
my secrets out :(
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Number One
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Posted - 2003.09.15 03:48:00 -
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well i have 6 corpse's in my hanger from this trip to venal.. and there are plenty of pods that got away...
There is no good or evil in the universe only POWER!
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Tehel Necrona
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Posted - 2003.09.15 03:50:00 -
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Qball what ever you have to say to make it hurt less.
-Necro
P.S. So thats where my beer went smoked 
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QBall
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Posted - 2003.09.15 05:06:00 -
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Damn, you guys are some lame oafs, you've forgotten it's a game and that you can laugh. I got a suggestion for yah though, how about removing that 5ft stick from your arse.
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TMX
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Posted - 2003.09.15 05:54:00 -
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Lmao we kicked youre ass and you run away fckers
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Robeyone
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Posted - 2003.09.15 07:06:00 -
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Well we have 5 corpses in our hangar here in Venal and that is just RONA alone. Come by and take a look at Smokey's if you like. Sure it was a shuttle but hey he looks nice with our little collection.
http://www.ronacorp.com |
Homo Erectus
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Posted - 2003.09.15 07:50:00 -
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lol this isnt new...
TTI couldnt count either. ragnardolt swears they only lost 4 battleships.
Would you expect any different from m3g4dolts?
btw thanks diesel(dead m3g4 in a mega)(lol - mega in a mega) for the 250 protos/425's/quad lif and toys. too bad darwin could only watch. ;[ |
Cormyat Astara
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Posted - 2003.09.15 08:44:00 -
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That must be agonizingly painful having to watch helplessly as your buddy's ship is decimated.
BTW Homo Erectus--I want my share of the loot you greedy bastard. I should at least get a couple Quad LIFS. :p
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Cormyat Astara
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Posted - 2003.09.15 08:56:00 -
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The only thing that kept that attack from being perfect...no corpse to stroke. 
Oh well..next time...
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KIAEddZ
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Posted - 2003.09.15 09:27:00 -
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Edited by: KIAEddZ on 15/09/2003 09:28:52
Quite simply, TTI do not have what it takes without the backing of the Corps who now oppose their idiot of a leader.
They have employed Pirates, to do their dirty work for them, but unfortunatley for TTI, the pirates they have hired are Mega, who are probably the weakest bunch of PVP muppets the game has ever seen. Its like shooting fish in a barrel for the combat pilots of the NVA.
Tbf, we should be thanking Mega, its an ideal training exercise for the Non combat guys for KIA. Although, in hindsight, i think NPC farming is a little harder than facing down a mega "fleet".
http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=176347
www.kia-corp.co.uk/killboard
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.09.15 09:41:00 -
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Naginata will be deploying its pilots in New Venal shortly.
Look forward to seeing you all soon. 
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Athule Snanm
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Posted - 2003.09.15 10:19:00 -
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Well done to M3G4 for actually getting a force together that was big enough to appear as a blob on the map :-)
Although I had to retire to bed at 12:00 GMT, at that point the threat of the invaders had largely passed. There were some worrying moments prior to that, but ultimately the strategic situation remains unchanged.
I have to say there were some crazy figures being thrown around by M3G4 (like 8-1 battleships) at the time - hopefully they've had a chance to study their recognition cards a bit more since then, as well as asking around for the minimum 3 TTi/M3G4 BSes I saw disappear into a cloud of flame :-)
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Homo Erectus
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Posted - 2003.09.15 10:53:00 -
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sorry corm, I completely forgot about splitting loot.
he gave 2 250 proto's, 1 compressed, 1 425, 1 quad lif, and photo cpu, a bunch of ammo, and some drones.
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darth solo
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Posted - 2003.09.15 11:32:00 -
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You guys sound like you are having some good fun:).
i need action like that.
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.09.15 11:37:00 -
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You guys sound like you are having some good fun:).
i need action like that.
Darth baby, Ive already made you one offer. Don't disappoint me again...
Convo me ingame.
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QBall
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Posted - 2003.09.15 20:19:00 -
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Just remember boys and girls you too can be a board Ninja. Buy my new book on how to be a Ninja in game. To recieve your copy please send
5mil in unmarked ISK to QBall. Thanks.
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-QBall
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Tehel Necrona
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Posted - 2003.09.15 21:08:00 -
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QBall, do you take Switch? :S
-Necro
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Indigo Seqi
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Posted - 2003.09.15 22:22:00 -
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Artegg
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Posted - 2003.09.16 01:01:00 -
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The only thing that kept that attack from being perfect...no corpse to stroke.
Oh well..next time...
swing via my hanger some time and you can have a stroke i have 5 to pick from
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Artegg
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Posted - 2003.09.16 01:01:00 -
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Edited by: Artegg on 16/09/2003 01:02:26
opps double post
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drunkenmaster
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Posted - 2003.09.16 09:46:00 -
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Moved to the nonsense/smack talk forum..
*click*
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