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sucka fool
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Posted - 2006.04.05 16:23:00 -
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this was a true event that happened today when a ascn wanted to be mean to a new player to the game enjoy :)
I was out today, minding my own business just mining...solid pyroxers i believe it was. When out of no where there comes an ASCN A/Hole that takes away the whole 2k m3!...well, i knew that i would be out by almost 10 thousand isk so i trot back to the station and get the pearl of the Nexus alliance out of the hangar...Jack Phox's Kestrel of Doom!. I fly toward the ec gate, assuming that this is where the perp would be heading...And to my surprise there was no one there...ACCEPT another mofoing ASCN A/hole! just sitting there in a Raven (a nice ship i hear Well, to get one back for my bros and sistas in Nexus i decided to approach AND bump into the f*cker! which i did, with glee. All of a sudden i saw something that i have never really considered before...Board Ship. WELL...Imagine my surprise to find myself in a Raven all of a sudden. As i was about to fly away and see what i could actually achieve, the ex-owner of the raven convos me and starts shouting and swearing...and as im sure you can imagine, im a very sensitive man.
When the Raven Self destruced there was this strange noise, something i could hear through dimensions and plains or reality..."NOOOOO!" i believe was the echo i could hear.
I do enjoy in this game
Jack
brought to u by jack phox from nexus allaince
p.s again this is 100% true
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Purgatori
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Posted - 2006.04.05 16:26:00 -
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zzz
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Rexthor Hammerfists
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Posted - 2006.04.05 16:26:00 -
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..why self destruct and not sell?
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Purple Conquered The World, We the Universe.
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Exelsior
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Posted - 2006.04.05 16:28:00 -
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Cause his name is sucka fool, and if this is his main then....
Nice story btw, read it to me when it's bed time pls
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Darko1107
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Posted - 2006.04.05 16:28:00 -
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Edited by: Darko1107 on 05/04/2006 16:30:15
Wait a min, either your incredibly noob aswell, or theres a valid reason for you blowing it up and not keeping it?
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Lord Stone
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Posted - 2006.04.05 16:29:00 -
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 Originally by: Rexthor Hammerfists
..why self destruct and not sell?
or keep it?
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Barak Torginn
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Posted - 2006.04.05 16:32:00 -
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You do realize that Ravens sell for around 100m isk, don't you?
I mean, you can fly one. I would guess you knew that?
Also, in this situation, would the insurance be nullified when someone else boarded it, or would you get it when it self destructed? An honest question.
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Krychton
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Posted - 2006.04.05 16:32:00 -
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Edited by: Krychton on 05/04/2006 16:32:42
So why didn't you keep it Those ASCN guys might have been a/holes but at they weren't noob enough to blow up a very expensive.
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"No army is big enough to conquer the galaxy. But faith alone can overturn the universe."
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Darko1107
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Posted - 2006.04.05 16:34:00 -
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He must be to embarressed to repost, talk about shoot yourself in the foot. 
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Jack Phox
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Posted - 2006.04.05 16:37:00 -
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There are certain things in this world...worth more than ISK
A statement...i suppose you could call it. But at the end of the day my pedigree chums...to me, its just a game :) i can do whatever i want, because tomorrow..i will simply make more. A finger...especially the middle one, is worth more than any amount of isk
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Raid
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Posted - 2006.04.05 16:38:00 -
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This was going to great up until you said you self distructed the raven....
You could have sold it and made 100mil or kept it and shot more ASCN pilots with their own ships.
Originally by: Bared Bel'Medar
Its a rare dialect called "dou'chay'ba'gh"... frequently used by members of this forum community. I was under the assumption you spoke it
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sucka fool
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Posted - 2006.04.05 16:40:00 -
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me?? no m8 as i said wasnt me tht did this dude i aint jack phox just thought iwould post it and make ppl aware that even big allaince players can be silly sometimes
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Svett
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Posted - 2006.04.05 16:41:00 -
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i like to dance in the wildflowers and sing the praises of our lord xenu
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Jack Phox
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Posted - 2006.04.05 16:44:00 -
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I want our ASCN friends to listen closely. You think this is some big triumph to us? Well its not...This is but a small trifle, something to laugh at you could say. At the end of the day i do not need to justify myself to anyone because at the end of the day, you know what? I feel FANTASTIC!
Yours
Jack "the great circle of life" Phox
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Exelsior
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Posted - 2006.04.05 16:49:00 -
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Edited by: Exelsior on 05/04/2006 16:51:59
Edited by: Exelsior on 05/04/2006 16:50:53
Originally by: Jack Phox
I want our ASCN friends to listen closely. You think this is some big triumph to us? Well its not...This is but a small trifle, something to laugh at you could say. At the end of the day i do not need to justify myself to anyone because at the end of the day, you know what? I feel FANTASTIC!
Yours
Jack "the great circle of life" Phox
Who are you and what does anyone care about your feelings?
Edit: If he self destructed his raven the likely reason would be that his insurance was about to expire, and the insurance may have been more then what people are asking for on the market, so he flies out modless and kills himself. If this is what happens, then you are a big fool, posting stuff that probably doesn't deserve a post.
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Jack Phox
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Posted - 2006.04.05 16:52:00 -
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Me? why...im just a poor little lorst lamb, what has lost his way.
Oh come on...im sure you have feelings every now and again?
:)
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Exelsior
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Posted - 2006.04.05 16:53:00 -
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Originally by: Jack Phox
Me? why...im just a poor little lorst lamb, what has lost his way.
Oh come on...im sure you have feelings every now and again?
:)
I don't have any feelings for those who deserve none 
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Jack Phox
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Posted - 2006.04.05 16:54:00 -
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Oh come on, i know you have deep rooted feelings for me...i can sense them from here.
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Ellohem
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Posted - 2006.04.05 16:56:00 -
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As an ASCN pilot myself, i'd say please dont tar us all with the same brush  , some of us would gladly help out a fellow pilot in need
Cool story, and sorry for your loss of ore...
But never think we are soft
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Jack Phox
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Posted - 2006.04.05 16:59:00 -
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Ohh no bud, i definitely wouldnt say that. Ill be honest with you, im impressed as hell with you. I genuinely am.
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sucka fool
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Posted - 2006.04.05 17:03:00 -
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Ellohem glad you seen the funny side as it was intended. If that happened to me i would (after a while of saying "damn i lost a raven for leaving it next to a gate god im silly") laugh at the event.
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Ellohem
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Posted - 2006.04.05 17:05:00 -
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Originally by: sucka fool
Ellohem glad you seen the funny side as it was intended. If that happened to me i would (after a while of saying "damn i lost a raven for leaving it next to a gate god im silly") laugh at the event.
Indeed, hell its only a game, and were all here to have fun
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BlackSabbath
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Posted - 2006.04.05 17:12:00 -
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everyone back to FEYTH!! and lets mine for the next 18 hours so we can cover the loss
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Sku1ly
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Posted - 2006.04.05 17:21:00 -
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I throw rocks at young mothers.
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SinBin
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Posted - 2006.04.05 17:21:00 -
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Im totaly confused, you got in someones raven & rather then fly off attacking said corp or taking the raven to market making ya self a fast 100mil, you self destructed it & got basic 40mil inshurance raher then dieing wile fighting for the same isk return, im very confused.
Still pretty funny poor fella , what did he leave a raven t a 0.0 stargate for , as busy as ec is ?.
2xcrazy guys = insane ?.
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Angelus X
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Posted - 2006.04.05 17:33:00 -
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I don't get it?
Anyone translate that story into english pls?
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Haniblecter Teg
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Posted - 2006.04.05 17:39:00 -
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The present pilot gets the insurance.
So, he got the 100mill.
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Boonaki
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Posted - 2006.04.05 17:43:00 -
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I'm curious as to how old this guy is.
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Zysco
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Posted - 2006.04.05 17:48:00 -
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Originally by: Haniblecter Teg
The present pilot gets the insurance.
So, he got the 100mill.
Wrong.
Originally by: Ginger Magician
I have the fingerspeed of a teenager the brains of a rocket scientist and the tactical nous of a 5 star general.
Why do u think I'm so freaking good?
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Dark Shikari
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Posted - 2006.04.05 17:52:00 -
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Originally by: Haniblecter Teg
The present pilot gets the insurance.
So, he got the 100mill.
No, he got 40 million. Insurance is only valid if the insurance-buyer is still in the ship.
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Jebidus Skari
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Posted - 2006.04.05 17:57:00 -
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Originally by: Angelus X
I don't get it?
Anyone translate that story into english pls?
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1ron V1per
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Posted - 2006.04.05 17:57:00 -
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Edited by: 1ron V1per on 05/04/2006 17:58:23
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1ron V1per
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Posted - 2006.04.05 17:57:00 -
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get thee to a nunnery
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Grimpak
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Posted - 2006.04.05 18:00:00 -
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Originally by: Angelus X
I don't get it?
Anyone translate that story into english pls?
someone did some ****oo, and then another guy decided that it was pretty stinky and then he washed away with some water and stuff.
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Originally by: Abdalion
Shoot him ingame if you don't like this person. If you do like him, go mine veldspar with him.
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Darko1107
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Posted - 2006.04.05 18:10:00 -
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Edited by: Darko1107 on 05/04/2006 18:12:09
I see this as double the hilarity tbh.
The ascn pilot was either incredibly dumb or made a massive accident with which hes quite embaressed about, which is funny, but doesnt meen hes a noob. Ive seen lots of pilots instinctivly right click a ship and click the top most option for approach only to realise the ship has nothing in it and now thier ship is floating in space waiting to be stolen. (Luckily G alliance never noticed me floating about outside XZH station in a shuttle whilst my zealot floated unmanned) :P.
Then theres the fact that this guy thinks hes the dogs bollucks, posts about it, thinking hes made ASCN guy look stupid, only to make himself look even more stupid by admitting he self distructed it, making just 40 mil, instead of 110~ + mods. Woops.
This may not be the case, but he has yet to deny it.
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Danari
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Posted - 2006.04.05 19:07:00 -
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Most pointless self-indulgent post since 4/1.
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Koronos
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Posted - 2006.04.05 19:19:00 -
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Originally by: Angelus X
I don't get it?
Anyone translate that story into english pls?
It's simple really. One ascn pilot steals from this Phox guy, he chances upon an empty ascn raven and figures well, turnabout is fair play. But, he's not a thief so doesnt feel right about keeping the raven, despite the previous dirty deed. Instead he gives a big thumb-of-the-nose and blows it to bits.
Funny stuff, unless of course the ASCN raven pilot had nothing to do with the ASCN ore thief. But whatevah.
Koronos
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Adhamhnon
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Posted - 2006.04.05 19:23:00 -
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So I was ratting the other day in Jita... and this G guy blew up my machariel with his Ibis, so I gt so mad I flew to the station and saw a G NYX sitting there... so I bumped it in my pod... and it was empty! So I boarded it and self destructed while the guy cried in local.
See, I can make up bs flamebait too... only difference is I can do it with my main.
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Professor McFly
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Posted - 2006.04.05 19:24:00 -
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Haha good story, and I admire the character of someone who can see beyond mere ISK. The fact that most people here cannot, speaks a lot about them tbh. Also amusing to see most of the ASCN posters getting overly defensive They should consider what their response would have been if it were a different alliance name in the story.
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CatherineTheOK
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Posted - 2006.04.05 19:25:00 -
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Originally by: sucka fool
me?? no m8 as i said wasnt me tht did this dude i aint jack phox just thought iwould post it and make ppl aware that even big allaince players can be silly sometimes
Given that I haven't seen the whatchamacallit, NAME of the dingus ASCN guy that this happened to, in the multiple posts you've made in this, your thread of congratulations, I can only conclude until further evidence presents itself that this is a big steamy pile of horse puckey.
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Grimpak
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Posted - 2006.04.05 19:40:00 -
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Originally by: Professor McFly
Haha good story, and I admire the character of someone who can see beyond mere ISK. The fact that most people here cannot, speaks a lot about them tbh. Also amusing to see most of the ASCN posters getting overly defensive They should consider what their response would have been if it were a different alliance name in the story.
not being offensive. I just don't understand wtf he meant with the post
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Originally by: Abdalion
Shoot him ingame if you don't like this person. If you do like him, go mine veldspar with him.
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Dark Matter
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Posted - 2006.04.05 19:53:00 -
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What I don't get is why would a pilot steal a load of crap from a nobody and then leave a Raven at the gate with no pod inside it? The along comes the nobody boards the ship and self destructs as the ASCN pilot watches. It's not the most plausible story I've heard, un fact I have a hard time believing any of it.
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Assassin 2
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Posted - 2006.04.05 20:01:00 -
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lol.
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Coasterbrian
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Posted - 2006.04.05 20:31:00 -
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I've got an idea. Give us the name of the ASCN pilot, so that we can rofl at him. Unless, of course, there is no name, because you made this up and had Daniel Jackson type it for you.
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first post w/ your main.
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Ellohem
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Posted - 2006.04.05 20:38:00 -
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Spammed to death this thread has been...
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liquidism
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Posted - 2006.04.05 21:29:00 -
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looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!!!
thats the ASCN hobbitses like i know 'em and love 'em !
n1 jack.. funny stuff!
i want a baby from you!
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liquidism
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Posted - 2006.04.05 21:32:00 -
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btw: self destructing ist the coolest way to go..
dont call him a noob for that one! (what are 60mil isk after all?)
..its all about the message people
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KIATolon
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Posted - 2006.04.05 21:33:00 -
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OMG ASCN SUX
BOS R GUNA WARDEK THEM NOW!
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Wildhog
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Posted - 2006.04.05 21:36:00 -
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Quote:
p.s again this is 100% true
lol was this the best you could come up with?
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Laurelin1420
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Posted - 2006.04.05 21:45:00 -
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Flamed/spammed....
*Click* 
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