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Dr Kang
Ascendent. Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.11.10 03:31:00 -
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Hello Spacefriends.
As one of the goodpoasting Magi mentioned in the Bible that visited Our Lord and Savior upon his virgin birth in Bethlehem, I'm here to explain this clearly so you all understand what's going on, and why.
We are going to burn 9UY4-H to the ground. Chribba must be podded at our hand. His mining titans must explode. We will not stop until we are appeased.
Yes, this has been tried twice before by ill-trained rabble, but the full might of our alliance is now being brought to bear on the target. Well-organized, disciplined, battle tested pilots. Proven FCs. Fleet doctrine that has succeeded time and time again. Resources few in the game can match. As much as you may hate us, you know all this to be true.
Now, you might say that TEST is a hurfblurfing bunch or scammers and sperglords. And this is true. But our wills are united, and our commitment is unshakable. Why? Because CCP has angered us, and we now shall take our revenge on ALL Empire pubbies. The assault will continue until our thirst vengeance as been slaked by destroying the Magical Unicorn Prince of Publords. Your furious posting wails of "TEST HAS GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME" only fuels our war machine.
No matter how many of our ships you may destroy, we will just keep coming. Because we're stupid like that.
TL;DR We're coming to destroy 9UY4-H. No you can't stop us. Yes, we know we're jerks. And the picture is that of our dinosaur mascot dressed up as everyone's favorite WWII villain. |
Dr Kang
Ascendent. Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.11.10 04:21:00 -
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Jonatan Reed wrote:We must protect chribba from the menace that is the testmacht.
I like this as well. I'm going to steal it. Look for it in official TEST press releases I may pen. |
Dr Kang
Ascendent. Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.11.10 05:41:00 -
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Mr Epeen wrote:Mr Epeen
We'd better listen to this guy. Not only does he sign his posts, he uses a smilie. |
Dr Kang
Ascendent. Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.11.11 01:25:00 -
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Will Strafe wrote:This attack on the honest man, is mimicking the Anti Christs last attack on Jerusalem. Which will end the world.
So kill the single good guy, and burn in hell forever.
Actually this is it, exactly. Dammit he's one step closer to figuring it out boys.
Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste I've blurfed around for a long long year Scammed many a man's isk and faith
And I'll be around when Chribba /c Will have his moment of doubt and pain Made damn sure DHD Spammed CCP and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you Hope you guess my name But what's puzzling you Is the nature of TESTs game
I stuck around 6VD-T When I saw it was time for a change Killed SirMolle and his sycophants Lady Scarlet screamed in vain
I armor tank'd Held an FC's rank When the Hell Camp raged And the titans sank
Pleased to meet you Hope you guess my name Ah, what's puzzling you Is the nature of TEST's game
TEST alliance: Shoot blues, play BF3 with PL and bring about the Apocalypse errrrday |
Dr Kang
Ascendent. Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.11.23 02:07:00 -
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Unfortunately, after the gallant liberation the station in 9UY has fallen into Zulu hands. The question now is not IF the station name is going to be ball-flatteningly mongoloid, but HOW mongoloid is it going to be? My money is on "completely".
Oh well now that this is done with I can get back to my real passion of scrimshaw. |
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