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Jatonix
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Posted - 2006.04.14 14:27:00 -
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You know?
like ringing your mates house phone and when he answers asking where he is ?
have you ever done that thing where you walk into a room and you forgot why you walked in there, then you ask your self ; why did i come in here, WHAT ARE YOU ASKING YOU FOR YOU DONT KNOW.
or the classic one
aint it funny how its always in the last place you look... WELL YEAH BECUASE I WOULDENT LOOK, FIND IT, AND THEN KEEP ******* LOOKING?!
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Jatonix
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Posted - 2006.04.14 14:30:00 -
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well ma sis did i copied her 
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The TX
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Posted - 2006.04.14 14:30:00 -
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/me thinks someone has recently seen Lee Evans.
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Baldour Ngarr
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Posted - 2006.04.14 17:54:00 -
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I long since lost count of how many times my Mom called me at home and asked me where I was.
But the best of all was when she rang back after I'd tried to call her at work. I rang off before she got to the phone, but she guessed it was probably me. So in between ringing to say "it's me" and asking "was that you?" she got kinda mixed up, and opened the conversation with:
"Is it me?"
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Raven Aure
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Posted - 2006.04.14 18:02:00 -
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 Originally by: The TX
/me thinks someone has recently seen Lee Evans.
Totally, totally owned.
I once insulted blondes during a training session with a client I was running - with a terribly attractive blonde in the audience.
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hippo, other guy, calm down. lets be friends. yall are arguing about the different meanings of the word zerg.
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The TX
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Posted - 2006.04.14 18:05:00 -
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Originally by: Raven Aure
a terribly attractive blonde in the audience.
foot in mouth, methinks.
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Celticjim
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Posted - 2006.04.14 19:58:00 -
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Telling my wife her mother and remainder of family was driving me nuts, and they were indeed truly crazy one particular Christmas season.
Made for a long night. 
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Brisi
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Posted - 2006.04.14 21:37:00 -
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Originally by: Celticjim
Telling my wife her mother and remainder of family was driving me nuts, and they were indeed truly crazy one particular Christmas season.
Made for a long night.
Ahh yes, the ever popular 'insult-your-inlaws-while-your-wife-or-girlfriend-is-hearing-it' problem. I think most of us have been there mate, I know I have
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Destiny Defined
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Posted - 2006.04.14 22:20:00 -
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Or when, you sit down at a party next to someone. And just to start conversation say "gawd.... that girl over there has a face like a slapped arse". And it turns out to be his sister 
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The TX
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Posted - 2006.04.14 22:31:00 -
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a useless **** at work at the cheek to ***** about someone else.
u have to understand that this guy is the laziest, most unhelpful guy on the planet.
so he says to the manager of the shop, who is talking to him about things he can do one afternoon, and teh the suddenl points at something and says:
'what ******* retard ordered that'
to which the manager replied:
'me'
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Rikkard Strofeldt
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Posted - 2006.04.15 17:41:00 -
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A friend of my brothers was at a night club. He looked over at this young lass in tight pants at the pool table and said something along the line of "I'd like to get into those pants".
The lass turns around, and its his sister
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