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Ave Kathrina
My Ass Is On Fire
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Posted - 2014.02.21 21:36:00 -
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Greetings space friends.
The crazy sale continues!
We have 4 Archon BPOs with a material efficiency rating of '2' for sale.
Currently located in Dodixie but can be delivered anywhere in highsec.
Looking for 1.6B each I've done some really stupid **** in this game. |

Ave Kathrina
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Posted - 2014.02.22 21:44:00 -
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And in the morning, I bumped my head against the giraffe that I had inexplicably slept with the previous drunken night I've done some really stupid **** in this game. |

Ave Kathrina
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Posted - 2014.02.24 01:38:00 -
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7 out of 10 dentists agree to being aroused by bumping into people in trains I've done some really stupid **** in this game. |

Incursion Club
Republic University Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2014.02.24 22:54:00 -
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Please contract one to me in Josameto 3-1 station please |

Ave Kathrina
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Posted - 2014.02.25 06:59:00 -
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Incursion Club wrote:Please contract one to me in Josameto 3-1 station please
Contract up.
and beepity bumpity I've done some really stupid **** in this game. |

Saternia
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
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Posted - 2014.02.25 07:05:00 -
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4 out of 10 Gynaecologists regret ever becoming one |

Ave Kathrina
My Ass Is On Fire
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Posted - 2014.02.26 01:18:00 -
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bumpity bump I've done some really stupid **** in this game. |

Ave Kathrina
My Ass Is On Fire
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Posted - 2014.02.26 22:17:00 -
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One unit sold - come and get them before they go into the production efficiency oven and cook for another 50 days. I've done some really stupid **** in this game. |

Saternia
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
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Posted - 2014.02.27 11:36:00 -
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6 of 8 statistics are completely made up |

Ave Kathrina
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Posted - 2014.02.28 02:09:00 -
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we should start a club for space chicks with big boobies
daily bump I've done some really stupid **** in this game. |

Ave Kathrina
My Ass Is On Fire
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Posted - 2014.03.01 05:12:00 -
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There was this one time... at band camp... where I did something obscene with a trombone and a guy fat guy from Caldari Prime..... I've done some really stupid **** in this game. |

Ave Kathrina
My Ass Is On Fire
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Posted - 2014.03.02 03:24:00 -
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The average Brutor Tribe female is known to emit the scrent of WD-40 when sexually aroused.
I've done some really stupid **** in this game. |

Ave Kathrina
My Ass Is On Fire
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Posted - 2014.03.02 21:46:00 -
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With tensions rising between the ancient states of Russia and Ukraine I'd like to show my support by profiting off thier impending conflict.
Cheers I've done some really stupid **** in this game. |

Ave Kathrina
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Posted - 2014.03.03 21:30:00 -
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No matter how hard I try, I just can't fit an entire Thorax in my mouth. I've done some really stupid **** in this game. |

Ave Kathrina
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Posted - 2014.03.04 22:02:00 -
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Space is cold.... but not as cold as Elvis because he popped his clogs while eating a fat sandwich on the toilet.
That's how I want to go too. I've done some really stupid **** in this game. |

Ave Kathrina
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Posted - 2014.03.06 01:35:00 -
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There is a distinct lack of parrots and beards in modern space piracy.
Say what you like, but pirates of ancient Earth had style.
3 Archon BPOs for sale. They were cheaper by 50-70 million than anything on contracts as of Sunday evening so come and get your juicy carrier prints now!
And remember as Doge says:
Such deal....
..... many value... much carrier.
I've done some really stupid **** in this game. |

Ave Kathrina
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Posted - 2014.03.06 21:43:00 -
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So there was this time, I was loitering off a POCO in lowsec waiting for a nice fat Iteron to come along and fill its gullet with PI...
...when I had this thought.
"There really are alot of stars in this galaxy".
My next though, just as random as most others was.
"Man..... my hands are hhhhuuuggggeeeeee!" I've done some really stupid **** in this game. |

Ave Kathrina
My Ass Is On Fire
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Posted - 2014.03.07 21:53:00 -
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This is my daily bumping I've done some really stupid **** in this game. |

Ave Kathrina
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Posted - 2014.03.09 01:45:00 -
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I wish someone would buy these things.
Its getting harder to keep the narrative going. I've done some really stupid **** in this game. |

Ave Kathrina
My Ass Is On Fire
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Posted - 2014.03.11 05:55:00 -
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This is a bump, more prints added. I've done some really stupid **** in this game. |

Ave Kathrina
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Posted - 2014.03.12 01:20:00 -
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Welcome to another bumptastic bump of my sale thread.
This reminds me on the time I dated a Moa pilot. She was all goofy looking and silly angles, just like her ship. I've done some really stupid **** in this game. |

Ave Kathrina
My Ass Is On Fire
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Posted - 2014.03.13 02:08:00 -
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By the power of greyskull I bump this thread and command the capsuleers of Eve to purchase my wares.
P.s. - Did anyone else ever get their first chubby to He-Man's girlfriend She-Ra? I've done some really stupid **** in this game. |

Ave Kathrina
My Ass Is On Fire
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Posted - 2014.03.14 02:22:00 -
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Mix one part frog's leg, 1 part mayonnaise, a garlic scented Celestis and whip with all the passion and fervor of a Republican at the beheading of Marie Antoinette...
... and you have you're average Gallantean pod pilot. I've done some really stupid **** in this game. |

Ave Kathrina
My Ass Is On Fire
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Posted - 2014.03.14 20:02:00 -
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Get on up there I've done some really stupid **** in this game. |

Ave Kathrina
My Ass Is On Fire
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Posted - 2014.03.15 20:24:00 -
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Aaaannnnddddd again with the bumpage
I've done some really stupid **** in this game. |

Starship Clipper
Almost Serious Business
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Posted - 2014.03.16 03:13:00 -
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If it is still available I'll take the Chimera BPO me2pe1 for 1.35B preferably in Jita 4-4 Caldari Navy |

Ave Kathrina
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Posted - 2014.03.16 21:10:00 -
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Starship Clipper wrote:If it is still available I'll take the Chimera BPO me2pe1 for 1.35B preferably in Jita 4-4 Caldari Navy
I'll make you a contract when I get home in about 8 hours.
Bumpity. I've done some really stupid **** in this game. |

Ave Kathrina
My Ass Is On Fire
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Posted - 2014.03.17 01:25:00 -
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Ave Kathrina wrote:Starship Clipper wrote:If it is still available I'll take the Chimera BPO me2pe1 for 1.35B preferably in Jita 4-4 Caldari Navy I'll make you a contract when I get home in about 8 hours. Bumpity.
The print contracted to you and currently located in Dodixie. If you accept the contract and then create a courier (no fee, 1.35B collatoral) I will deliver it in about 5-6 hours when I arrive home from work.
Also - 1 million CSPA charge ? I've done some really stupid **** in this game. |

Starship Clipper
Almost Serious Business
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Posted - 2014.03.17 04:31:00 -
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Dodixie works for me too. Sorry about the CSPA charge, forgot to disable it. Appreciate the quick, hassle free business though  |

Ave Kathrina
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Posted - 2014.03.17 21:44:00 -
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Good morning and welcome to the wwwiillldddd world of naked PVP.
Choose your weapon and prepare for mortal wang combat! I've done some really stupid **** in this game. |

Ave Kathrina
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Posted - 2014.03.19 01:31:00 -
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The button on my computer labelled 'bump' is not quite broken just yet. I've done some really stupid **** in this game. |

Generic Minmatar
Republic University Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2014.03.19 04:04:00 -
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Will take Dominix bpo if still available. Contract can be accepted anywhere in hisec. |

Ave Kathrina
My Ass Is On Fire
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Posted - 2014.03.19 10:26:00 -
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Generic Minmatar wrote:Will take Dominix bpo if still available. Contract can be accepted anywhere in hisec.
Your contract is up I've done some really stupid **** in this game. |

petertje35
Naquadria Resources
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Posted - 2014.03.19 22:13:00 -
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3.4 on all. |

Ave Kathrina
My Ass Is On Fire
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Posted - 2014.03.20 02:56:00 -
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petertje35 wrote:3.4 on all.
Clearly you think Marcels Wallance looks like a *****. I've done some really stupid **** in this game. |

Ave Kathrina
My Ass Is On Fire
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Posted - 2014.03.20 21:30:00 -
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Sailing through the fabric of the universe is the faint smell of garlic.... I've done some really stupid **** in this game. |

Ave Kathrina
My Ass Is On Fire
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Posted - 2014.03.22 20:06:00 -
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Too many weasels in the pants is uncomfortable . I've done some really stupid **** in this game. |

Ave Kathrina
My Ass Is On Fire
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Posted - 2014.03.24 01:18:00 -
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I'm not ashamed to admit that I once allowed a strange alien to insert his hand in me for space money I've done some really stupid **** in this game. |

Ave Kathrina
My Ass Is On Fire
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Posted - 2014.03.25 01:26:00 -
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Once upon a time, there was a pair of trousers ... called Dave. He lived in a magical wood with some other items of clothing. I've done some really stupid **** in this game. |

Ave Kathrina
My Ass Is On Fire
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Posted - 2014.03.25 19:38:00 -
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I was having a bad day and then I heard about the changes to mineral compression. I've done some really stupid **** in this game. |

Ave Kathrina
My Ass Is On Fire
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Posted - 2014.03.27 01:24:00 -
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Its been a while since I had a really good hamburger. I've done some really stupid **** in this game. |

Ave Kathrina
My Ass Is On Fire
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Posted - 2014.03.28 01:14:00 -
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When I die, I want to come back to life as a supermodel's bike seat I've done some really stupid **** in this game. |

Ave Kathrina
My Ass Is On Fire
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Posted - 2014.03.29 21:11:00 -
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bump! I've done some really stupid **** in this game. |

Ave Kathrina
My Ass Is On Fire
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Posted - 2014.04.02 01:22:00 -
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first post updated, price dramatically lowered. I've done some really stupid **** in this game. |
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