According to the evemail I got from a guy I ganked about a month ago, my real life job consists of performing abberant sexual acts for lonely postmen, in exchange for cans of baked beans.

I do love the inventive ones.

I work at a genetics lab. I hate it and want to become cook/science fiction author/dancer instead.

Just got evemail from OP asking for same info as thread. I haven't decided yet whether he's simply compiling an interesting demographic study or is some sort of lunatic who wants to have each of us for lunch.

I belong to a secret society that runs the world.

i work at mcdonalds. people laugh at me because mainstream classify the employees as uneducated and dishonest people.

I'm just a humble electrician; also is everyone else a white collar around here ?

I'm just a humble electrician; also is everyone else a white collar around here ?

i'm a surgical technologist.

i'm a surgical technologist.

I'm an engineer on a ferry.

I am a fitness professional that works one on one with the severely handicapped. Stroke, cancer and numerous other forms of traumatic brain injuries, genetic disorders....the list goes on.



You 4 could open me up and excise another foot and a half of my gut any time that being said I just had an MRI yesterday to see if I have another abscess forming

Hopefully things are well, Slade. I've been there before!

Oh, and NO, I'm not white collar.

I am a Elementary School Custodial Engineer!! (glorified janitor with a boilers license)

Used to be a Harley-Davidson technician though.....

It is what it is. I am trudging along. Just need to get over the thought that I can come up with all the answers and get into to talk with someone. My battle with Crohn's is just one facet of the cascade. I will get through it. If not for anything else, my 2 year old daughter makes everything worth while. Well, just typing that out catalyzed me. I will call the recommended therapist once they open.

As for the Custodial Engineer vs the janitor w/ a boiler's license; I would chose janitor w/ a boiler's license. The first time I heard custodial engineer, as a child, I kind of felt that it was condescending. Not sure why, it was a visceral reaction that I can not explain.

I'm a med-student who sometimes do extra nursing jobs at the hospital for extra money.

I'm just a humble electrician; also is everyone else a white collar around here ?

My job, or at least what it consists of, is listening to people ***** and moan all day and tell me how Obama (Or Bush) ****** up the country sooooooo bad.


Technically, I am retired law enforcement with a degree in computer science working as a security guard at a government building dealing mainly with people who do not have jobs, and probably WOULD have jobs if they weren't so damned stupid.

I smell Social Security Office lol.

I know because after I got out of the academy 16 years ago I was working part time for a small town's police department and full time for a security company that had a federal government (General Services Administration) contract. Worked at the various building including the DEA office, the Border Patrol office, and so forth. Some people didn't understand when i told them I graduated from an academy but was working security, they didn't understand that Federal security jobs pay way better than your average mall cop gig lol.

Would grab overtime when I could and one of those OT gigs was at a Social Security Administration office. OMG it was so Ghetto in that lobby it wasn't even funny lol. The places I worked weren't that bad, but when i finally got on full time with a police department, I ran as fast as I could lol.

Im an IT engineer for the worlds biggest auditor

You finally got a job!!! WooT \(^.^)/

I could not help but read this in a back woods southern US accent that would read something, like the follwoing.


(in a deep raspy/smoker voice)

'Ima enganear on a furry'

I smell Social Security Office lol.

I know because after I got out of the academy 16 years ago I was working part time for a small town's police department and full time for a security company that had a federal government (General Services Administration) contract. Worked at the various building including the DEA office, the Border Patrol office, and so forth. Some people didn't understand when i told them I graduated from an academy but was working security, they didn't understand that Federal security jobs pay way better than your average mall cop gig lol.

Would grab overtime when I could and one of those OT gigs was at a Social Security Administration office. OMG it was so Ghetto in that lobby it wasn't even funny lol. The places I worked weren't that bad, but when i finally got on full time with a police department, I ran as fast as I could lol.

I was once offered a job as a guide/Japanese interpreter/deck hand on my friend's sport fishing boat in Guam. Here's the lifestyle: During the day you take Japanese tourists out saltwater trolling and/or dolphin sighting. Make sashimi for everybody out of one of the small tuna you catch. Sell the rest of the fish at the wholesale market, except one. That one you take to the beach bar. Put it on the grill outside, sit inside in the air conditioning, drink cold ones, b.s. with the regulars until your huge, fresh fish is nicely cooked.

If you're a rogue type, then you go to the disco or the tourist area and pick up hot Japanese tourist girls (not very hard to do at all). On full moon nights when the fish are active, go out to the deep water, bottom fish, look at the stars and think deep thoughts, sleep on the boat. Sell your catch for good dollars.

But I made one of those stupid decisions that change your life forever. Turned that job down and ended up as an immigration attorney in New York City instead.

Im an IT engineer for the worlds biggest auditor

im a Ship's Serviceman in the U.S Navy. but i am currently doing some temp duty on the mess decks..i hate it there

im a Ship's Serviceman in the U.S Navy. but i am currently doing some temp duty on the mess decks..i hate it there

Plotting world domination.

I'm just an American living in China teaching English Business & Communication Skills. Been here 3 years but looking to move into the real business field in HK preferably or stay on the mainland if need be.

Anyone who has any contacts feel free to mail me in-game

I work at a genetics lab. I hate it and want to become cook/science fiction author/dancer instead.

Don-¦t ignore the perks of your Job, you could literally wear a white Lab Coat and scream manically when no one is looking "SCIENCEEEEE " as you proceed to cackle evilly while rubbing your gloved hands.

That alone makes your job pretty fun reagrdless of the actual work involved

i do that all the time and i don't even work in a lab. all you need is gloved hands.

i do that all the time and i don't even work in a lab. all you need is gloved hands.

Meh, I use gloves all the time at work. I'm not feeling the "SCIEEEENCE!!!" thing.

I mostly feel, "welp, another puke to clean up."

Due to my last strange attempt at conversation that failed badly, and proceeded in strange venues of inquiry and puerile attempts of my part to try to follow a self-imagined structure , a bad "imbecile" troll that doesnt know what trolling is plus free insults of varied nature as a bonus , another day in eve to be honest, but a bit of an eye opener, so I really give much love for everyone involved in that crap convo of mine as it helps me keep grounded., so food for thought for me and a day of deep personal reflection

Otherwise I am a run of the mill manual worker, shoe repairman and occasional tech specialist for hire on the weekends these days, despite my College Diploma and work experience in HHRR management in Energy Industries plus a year and a half stint in the Project Management Department of the Subway Project for Line 1 of the Panama Subway, a 2 Billion USD$ project, as an assistant to the Project Manager himself, that ended in amicable relations and a good letter of recommendation when the contract ran out, because the work for Line 1 is finished, that is as valuable today as banana peels in a trash bin ...

Being unemployed sux

Anyone hiring?

sorry bruco ...but I just had to post this as I have just got back in to work
i hope you have a sense of humour




I hope you get british humour

Meh, I use gloves all the time at work. I'm not feeling the "SCIEEEENCE!!!" thing.

I mostly feel, "welp, another puke to clean up."

That brings back some nostalgic memories. Puke on the classroom floor-- that's a big part of the whole elementary school experience.

Yes, Prince Vultan was played by Brian Blessed, the man is amazingly fun to watch.
Still alive, still kicking, and above all, talking extremely loudly, as is his thing.

As for the program, that's "Have I got News For You" a quiz which switches hosts about as often as the average person switches clothes. I think mr. Blessed was host for maybe 6 or so episodes.

I'm a med-student who sometimes do extra nursing jobs at the hospital for extra money.

Laboratory Technician for a large US Pharmaceutical company at one of their overseas production sites.
Not on the development side, I work for the analytical lab of the plant itself.

Currently primarily working on monoclonal antibodies for cancer treatment.

immunomodulation - anything new/ experimental?

Forgive my ignorance I do not know who he is, but I remember watching him and as an artist I remember sounds and patterns very well.
Even though he has aged at the end when he started to shout and gesture, memories of watching him in that ridiculous costume flooded my brain, and it just made me happy that I recognized him. I couldn't even remember the character he played and frantically googled "Flash Gordon winged man." Sure enough, SAME DUDE! True story.

The best part was within the first couple of days on the job, my co worker looked at me and said "Within a couple of weeks, you'll look at it and say 'Oh, they must have had (insert food) for lunch'".

Damned if that isn't true.