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The Connoisseur
Nonconsensual Organ Donation Specialists
2
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Posted - 2014.03.10 02:23:00 -
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Listen, I can't continue on like this any further. My time with EVE has been one of toxicity and hurting others. I painfully admit that I am a terrible player who does nothing but awox , safari, steal corps, scam, and lie. This is something that hurts me on the inside, because it isn't truly me as a person. I am even having trouble sleeping at night thinking of all of the people I have lied too, stolen from, and whose ships I have destroyed in the most dishonorable ways imaginable. I am so sorry. You all deserved to have so much more in your game experience than someone like me ruining your day and just betraying all of the trust you put into me when you invited me into your corporations. I know I can never hope to give back the parts of so many of you that I have taken in ISK and in spirit, but I will try. Please know that I am working hard to reform. From this day forth, I will never again engage in PvP and only plan to mine and mission purely for the sake of creating a positive environment and paying back all of those people who deserve their hard earned ISK back. This is it for me and how I plan on living out the rest of my days in EVE. It is hard though being alone. I was wondering if there was anyone out there who would be willing to take someone like me in? Like I said, I never intend to PvP again so please do not ask such of me. I can't bare the thought of hurting anyone again. I just want to be with a group who will accept me for who I strive to be and help me down my path of rehabilitation. Even if you can not offer such, words of comfort would really help me in my time of need. |
Kahdath
Intentionally Dense Easily Excited
16
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Posted - 2014.03.10 02:33:00 -
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Can't tell if serious or looking for next corp to AWOX... |
Koko Hekmatyer
Pwn 'N Play Nulli Secunda
59
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Posted - 2014.03.10 02:42:00 -
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This is hilarious. +1 |
Ammanda Hugginkiss
State War Academy Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2014.03.10 02:44:00 -
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If your serious about turning over a new leaf and starting out a new you may join my corp. (this char is an alt of course) I will require full api's and a collateral off you before you will be accepted into my corp.
Send me a mail if your interested. |
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction The Pursuit of Happiness
593
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Posted - 2014.03.10 02:52:00 -
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The first part sounded like me.... in a sense why I won't awox/steal/scam someone..... Then it went gay.... jack1974 > can still call me zeus :) if you want Danalee > Jack is more humble :) |
Doomchinchilla
Collapsed Out Shadow Cartel
28
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Posted - 2014.03.10 04:03:00 -
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Kahdath wrote:Can't tell if serious or looking for next corp to AWOX... woa woa woa, don't get all excited there. |
Clio Fenatti
Tekniks
4
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Posted - 2014.03.10 04:50:00 -
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it's still a few weeks til April |
Cannibal Kane
My Little Ponies of the Apocalypse
3340
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Posted - 2014.03.10 05:25:00 -
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I don't Awox or steal from corps....
You are in good company.
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. He flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. His hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. It was truly majestic. And while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off. Because I am like that." - NEONOVUS |
culo duro
EveryoneVersusEveryone.com
615
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Posted - 2014.03.10 06:02:00 -
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HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT HITTING THE ENTER BUTTON ATLEAST ONCE!??! DAMNIT! Do you want to learn how to pvp? Take a look at www.everyoneversuseveryone.com (Heavily WIP) |
WaterMarks
24th Imperial Crusade Amarr Empire
2
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Posted - 2014.03.10 07:02:00 -
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wont believe it till i see 2b isk donated to my wallet. and a cover letter statting how amazazing i am -Fly Reckless- |
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Tear Jar
The Conference Elite
12
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Posted - 2014.03.10 07:31:00 -
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I trust his sincerity. This life can really take a toll on a person. I wish you luck on finding a good corp to help you repay the damage you have done. Hopefully there is a kind hearted mining corp that can take you in and providing boosting so you can compensate those you have hurt as quickly as possible. |
Dexxel Farcry
Taggart Transdimensional Virtue of Selfishness
13
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Posted - 2014.03.10 08:28:00 -
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Seems legit |
Mike Adoulin
Adolescent Radioactive Pirate Hamsters
575
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Posted - 2014.03.10 10:47:00 -
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Everything in EVE is a trap. And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)
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Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
606
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Posted - 2014.03.10 14:12:00 -
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I congratulate The Connoisseur on his bravery, who like an alcoholic has hit rock bottom and is forced to face that beautiful moment of clarity where he decides to make a change, and move forward in positive ways...
For truly, who among us is without sin?
Are we not ourselves redeemed by giving others absolution for their sins? My hope is those CEO's with purity of heart and who aren't too far gone will embrace Connoisseur in reconciliation and fellowship, and in so doing save their own souls...
Would you like to know more? |
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
2848
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Posted - 2014.03.10 14:48:00 -
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What's "safari" mean? Is that a style of interior decor, kind of like tiki but more bwana themed? Please let me know, I'm just a casual carebear who doesn't know the jargon, and Google isn't helping either. |
deeks87 deacon
Industrial Guard Constabulary
6
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Posted - 2014.03.10 15:02:00 -
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The Connoisseur wrote:Listen, I can't continue on like this any further. My time with EVE has been one of toxicity and hurting others. I painfully admit that I am a terrible player who does nothing but awox , safari, steal corps, scam, and lie. This is something that hurts me on the inside, because it isn't truly me as a person. I am even having trouble sleeping at night thinking of all of the people I have lied too, stolen from, and whose ships I have destroyed in the most dishonorable ways imaginable. I am so sorry. You all deserved to have so much more in your game experience than someone like me ruining your day and just betraying all of the trust you put into me when you invited me into your corporations. I know I can never hope to give back the parts of so many of you that I have taken in ISK and in spirit, but I will try. Please know that I am working hard to reform. From this day forth, I will never again engage in PvP and only plan to mine and mission purely for the sake of creating a positive environment and paying back all of those people who deserve their hard earned ISK back. This is it for me and how I plan on living out the rest of my days in EVE. It is hard though being alone. I was wondering if there was anyone out there who would be willing to take someone like me in? Like I said, I never intend to PvP again so please do not ask such of me. I can't bare the thought of hurting anyone again. I just want to be with a group who will accept me for who I strive to be and help me down my path of rehabilitation. Even if you can not offer such, words of comfort would really help me in my time of need.
You should be a politician,anyways give me full collateral and API data and i will accept you to our mining/pve corp. |
Boomhaur
197
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Posted - 2014.03.10 17:48:00 -
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Get back to pirating I need to sell my ships to either the Predator or the Prey dang it, you freaking carebears are bad for the bottom line I don't need any more competition! Welcome to Eve. Everyone here is an Evil Sick Sadistic Bastard who is out to get you. Anyone who tells you otherwise is either trying to scam you or use you. |
Gizznitt Malikite
Agony Unleashed Agony Empire
3631
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Posted - 2014.03.10 18:59:00 -
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Let him into your corp is like flashing drugs at an Addict. But if he isn't given the opportunity to face his temptation, how can he ever truly conquer it.
Someone give this poor miner an invite, I'm sure it will end beautifully.
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deeks87 deacon
Industrial Guard Constabulary
6
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Posted - 2014.03.10 20:26:00 -
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OK, so after me earlier post he PM's me in game asking about joining our corp. So i do the usual interrogation that we do with all new guys and he is so forth coming i actually start to believe he has turned into a new person, EXCEPT! right when i ask him to pay a security deposit he starts to have 2nd thoughts and it's a real shame cause i could almost hear his joy when i was telling him all the new shiny **** we had for him to AWOX.
NB: I even offered to haul all his assets for free to our new HQ :) |
Subsparx
Crimson Serpent Syndicate Heiian Conglomerate
11
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Posted - 2014.03.10 20:37:00 -
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Considering his background, if I were in his shoes I'd be expecting a reverse safari if those were the conditions to join. Subsparx GÇô Chief Executive Officer Crimson Serpent Syndicate http://www.crimsonserpent.com Executor of Heiian Conglomerate http://www.heiian.com |
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Psychotic Monk
Vivaldi Reloaded
1913
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Posted - 2014.03.10 23:27:00 -
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The Connoisseur is and will remain an outstanding human being and I wish him only the best in his new profession. Belligerent Undesirables Selling Griefer Immunity |
Tengu Grib
Maniacal Laughter Ltd.
3
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Posted - 2014.03.11 00:35:00 -
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Best wishes to you Connoisseur. May you find peace of mind in your new profession. Tengu Grib > I agree. The distinct lack of quality spaceships makes RL the worst space sim ever. |
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
609
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Posted - 2014.03.11 13:33:00 -
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deeks87 deacon wrote:OK, so after me earlier post he PM's me in game asking about joining our corp. So i do the usual interrogation that we do with all new guys and he is so forth coming i actually start to believe he has turned into a new person, EXCEPT! right when i ask him to pay a security deposit he starts to have 2nd thoughts and it's a real shame cause i could almost hear his joy when i was telling him all the new shiny **** we had for him to AWOX.
NB: I even offered to haul all his assets for free to our new HQ :) I would echo Subsparx on this, there have been far too many people (like Goons recruitment & relocation scams) taking 'security deposits' and shipping containers and walking away with it. Someone is going to have to go on a leap of faith here and give The Connoisseur the second-chance he deserves IMHO.
Would you like to know more? |
Ammanda Hugginkiss
State War Academy Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2014.03.11 14:24:00 -
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Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote: I would echo Subsparx on this, there have been far too many people (like Goons recruitment & relocation scams) taking 'security deposits' and shipping containers and walking away with it. Someone is going to have to go on a leap of faith here and give The Connoisseur the second-chance he deserves IMHO. ...
The Connoisseur has a self admitted track record of doing some nasty things to corps and its members. If he is legit he should be willing to man up put his money where is mouth is. If he is telling the truth and wants to start over there should be no issue and the collateral will be returned at a later date. |
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
609
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Posted - 2014.03.11 14:55:00 -
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Ammanda Hugginkiss wrote:Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote: I would echo Subsparx on this, there have been far too many people (like Goons recruitment & relocation scams) taking 'security deposits' and shipping containers and walking away with it. Someone is going to have to go on a leap of faith here and give The Connoisseur the second-chance he deserves IMHO. ...
The Connoisseur has a self admitted track record of doing some nasty things to corps and its members. If he is legit he should be willing to man up put his money where is mouth is. If he is telling the truth and wants to start over there should be no issue and the collateral will be returned at a later date.
Oh you Shylock! Have you learned nothing of the quality of mercy? Mercy is not mercy with strings attached, its a contract stacked against the repentant seeking it...
I am weeping right now on the state of today's society, quid pro quo now trumps simple decency. Those claiming to be decent, thinly veiled loansharks and thieves themselves. A pox on all their houses I say...
::sadpanda::
Would you like to know more? |
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations CODE.
4219
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Posted - 2014.03.11 22:55:00 -
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I see director of PVP operations for a 100 man mining corp in your future. Good luck! See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did. |
Ammanda Hugginkiss
State War Academy Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2014.03.12 00:35:00 -
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Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote: Oh you Shylock! Have you learned nothing of the quality of mercy? Mercy is not mercy with strings attached, its a contract stacked against the repentant seeking it...
I am weeping right now on the state of today's society, quid pro quo now trumps simple decency. Those claiming to be decent, thinly veiled loansharks and thieves themselves. A pox on all their houses I say...
::sadpanda::
If your so balls deep for the bloke why do you show some mercy and let him into your corp? |
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
609
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Posted - 2014.03.12 13:52:00 -
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Ammanda Hugginkiss wrote:Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote: Oh you Shylock! Have you learned nothing of the quality of mercy? Mercy is not mercy with strings attached, its a contract stacked against the repentant seeking it...
I am weeping right now on the state of today's society, quid pro quo now trumps simple decency. Those claiming to be decent, thinly veiled loansharks and thieves themselves. A pox on all their houses I say...
::sadpanda::
If your so balls deep for the bloke why do you show some mercy and let him into your corp? Sadly that would just cause his rehabilitation to regress, for my corp is a training ground for f#ckery and our alliance one of non-consensual combat and mercenary pew.
I am personally just not at the same level of rock-bottom and recovery yet on my transgressions against other capsuleers, as The Connoisseur is. Also, I don't think its good to tempt an alcoholic by giving him a job in a liquor store... (i.e. a pvp alliance). The only way he is going to get beyond this is to settle down in a pve corp or alliance surrounded by 'good' people as a more positive influence IMHO. Would you like to know more? |
Ryder 'ook
Die..Brut
55
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Posted - 2014.03.12 15:34:00 -
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Is this how a midlife crisis in EvE lloks like?
- Go, blow up some expensive ships with exotic dancers in them.
That'll help. I promise! Every atom in our bodies was forged in the furnace of ancient stars - it's time we return home. |
Oshia Launay
Galactic Fringe Inc
0
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Posted - 2014.03.12 16:00:00 -
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This seems an adequate place for some Henry Rollins lyrics:
You think you're going to live your life alone In darkness and seclusion... yeah, I know You've been out there and tried to mix with those animals And it just left you full of humiliated confusion So you stagger back home and wait for nothing But the solitary refinement of your room spits you back onto the streets And now you're desperate and in need of human contact And then you meet me and your whole world changes Because everything I say is everything you've ever wanted to hear So you drop all you defenses, and you drop all your fears I'm perfect in every way 'Cause I make you feel so strong and so powerfull inside You feel so lucky But your ego obscures reality but you never bothered to Wonder why things are going so well You want to know why?
'Cause I'm a liar, yeah, I'm a liar I'll tear your mind out, I'll burn your soul I'll turn you into me, I'll turn you into me 'Cause I'm a liar, a liar, a liar, a liar, a liar...
I'll hide behind a smile and understanding eyes And I'll tell you things that you already know so you can say: I really identify with you, so much And all the time that you're needing me is just the time That I'm bleeding you, don't you get it yet? I'll come to you like an affliction then I'll leave you like an addiction You'll never forget me... you wanna know why?
'Cause I'm a liar, yeah, I'm a liar, I'll rip your mind out, I'll burn your soul, I'll turn you into me, I'll turn you into me, 'Cause I'm a liar, a liar, liar, liar, liar, liar...
I don't know why I feel the need to lie and cause you so much pain Maybe it's something inside, maybe it's something I can't explain 'Cause all I do is mess you up and lie to you I'm a liar, ooooh, I'm a liar But if you'll give me another chance I swear I'll never lie to you again 'Cause now I see the destructive power of a lie, They're stronger than truth I can't believe I ever hurt you, I swear I will never lie to you again, please Just give me one more chance, I'll never lie to you again, no, I swear, I will never tell a lie, I will never tell a lie, no, no Ha ha ha ha ha, ho ho ho! Sucker! Sucker! Ooooh sucker!
I am a liar, yeah, I am a liar, yeah, I like it, I feel good, ooooh I am a liar... yeah I lie, I lie, I lie, ooh I lie, I lie, yeah, Oooooh I'm a liar, I lie, yeah, I like it, I feel good, I'll lie again, and again, I'll lie again and again and I'll keep lying, I promise... ha ha ha |
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