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Shasuel Rawr
Royal Khanid Fleet Auxiliary
Solyaris Chtonium
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Posted - 2014.09.07 14:21:00 -
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We recently joined the SLYCE alliance and our first week even though at war has been so much fun. So join the Fleet today! |
Paranoid Monkey
Royal Khanid Fleet Auxiliary
Solyaris Chtonium
0
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Posted - 2014.09.09 15:35:00 -
[32] - Quote
we got orca boosts just wanting for any miners looking for mining ops  |
Paranoid Monkey
Royal Khanid Fleet Auxiliary
Solyaris Chtonium
0
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Posted - 2014.09.10 15:09:00 -
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A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking it the monkey is running wild. The monkey jumps up on the pool table and grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.
The bartender is livid and says to the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?"
"No. What did that stupid monkey do this time?" says the patron.
"Well, he just swallowed the cue ball off the pool table, whole" says the bartender.
"Yeah, well I hope it kills him because he's been driving me nuts" says the patron.
The guy finishes his drink and leaves.
Two weeks later he comes back with the monkey. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running wild around the bar again. While the man is drinking his drink, the monkey finds some peanuts on the bar. He grabs one, sticks it up his butt, then pulls it out and eats it. The bartender is disgusted.
"Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks.
"What now?" responds the patron. "Well, he stuck a peanut up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it" says the bartender.
"Well, what do you expect?" replied the patron. "Ever since he ate that darn cue ball he measures everything first!"
P.S also still open to new members  |
Adamai
Stargate Chivalry
16
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Posted - 2014.09.10 19:33:00 -
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ISD Ezwal wrote:Please follow the Recruitment center rules to the letter. Bumping* Bumping is allowed only by the character who started the thread. If you use another character you will get warned. * Bumping must consist of a real sentence, not simply the word "bump". For example, "Recruitment still open" is an acceptable bump. * Bumping may only be done once per day. For more information you can read the Thread Bumping Guideline. Thread locked for 24 hours to compensate.
give them a break and go and actually try and prevent it happening from the repeat offenders such as the major coalition alliances who break these rules every hour.!!!!! ;) after all this is a tiny tiny tiny forum offence! these guys are just trying to catch up. the reason these rules are in place are so these guys can catch up is it not ??? well ive got news for you.. your rules are brocken every hour by the same alliances in the same coalitions so maybe you should start there ???? or i could be given isd rights and ill do it for you.! leave the little guys alone.. if you don't eve will be brocken for a long long long time. |
Paranoid Monkey
Royal Khanid Fleet Auxiliary
Solyaris Chtonium
0
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Posted - 2014.09.11 15:37:00 -
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''
P.S CAN U HANDLE JOINING US!! i mean....u even mine bro? |
Paranoid Monkey
Royal Khanid Fleet Auxiliary
Solyaris Chtonium
0
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Posted - 2014.09.13 09:31:00 -
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One: A monkey walking in the forest falls down a deep hole. The hole is 30 feet deep. Everyday, the monkey jumps up 3 feet and slides down 2 feet. How many days would it take for the monkey to escape the hole?
Come join us shoot rocks. Dat isk is waiting :)
mining op :Latest mining op |
Paranoid Monkey
Royal Khanid Fleet Auxiliary
Solyaris Chtonium
0
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Posted - 2014.09.14 13:43:00 -
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GÇ£You're mind is working at its best when you're being paranoid.
You explore every avenue and possibility of your situation
at high speed with total clarity.GÇ¥
Growing fast, why not join us today? |
Paranoid Monkey
Royal Khanid Fleet Auxiliary
Solyaris Chtonium
0
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Posted - 2014.09.15 17:09:00 -
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Our Google, which art on servers,
Hallowed be thy page;
Thy domain come,
Thy search be done,
On Chrome as it is in the cloud.
Give us this day our daily lolcats
And forgive our trolling,
As we forgive those who troll against us;
And lead us not into spam,
But deliver us from malware. RAMen.
Join us today...cerialy we're not that werid..... |
Paranoid Monkey
Royal Khanid Fleet Auxiliary
Solyaris Chtonium
0
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Posted - 2014.09.20 08:41:00 -
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itz teh weekend!! why not get drunk and shoot rocks with us? |
Paranoid Monkey
Royal Khanid Fleet Auxiliary
Solyaris Chtonium
0
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Posted - 2014.09.21 13:22:00 -
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fun fact of the day: The scientific name for banana is musa sapientum, which means GÇ£fruit of the wise men.GÇ¥ |
Paranoid Monkey
Royal Khanid Fleet Auxiliary
Solyaris Chtonium
0
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Posted - 2014.09.22 17:01:00 -
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ARE U READY FOR DAT BUMP!!??
also comes with boosts  |
Paranoid Monkey
Royal Khanid Fleet Auxiliary
Solyaris Chtonium
0
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Posted - 2014.09.22 17:01:03 -
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ARE U READY FOR DAT BUMP!!??
also comes with boosts |
Paranoid Monkey
Royal Khanid Fleet Auxiliary
Solyaris Chtonium
0
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Posted - 2014.09.26 15:35:00 -
[43] - Quote
and its the weekend again....come get drunk, tell bad jokes and shot rocks with us  |
Paranoid Monkey
Royal Khanid Fleet Auxiliary
Solyaris Chtonium
0
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Posted - 2014.09.26 15:35:25 -
[44] - Quote
and its the weekend again....come get drunk, tell bad jokes and shot rocks with us |
Paranoid Monkey
Royal Khanid Fleet Auxiliary
Solyaris Chtonium
0
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Posted - 2014.09.28 11:19:00 -
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Gotta get ma BUMP ON!!!
Disclaimer: This message represents the official view of the voices in my head
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Paranoid Monkey
Royal Khanid Fleet Auxiliary
Solyaris Chtonium
0
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Posted - 2014.09.28 11:19:09 -
[46] - Quote
Gotta get ma BUMP ON!!!
Disclaimer: This message represents the official view of the voices in my head
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Paranoid Monkey
Royal Khanid Fleet Auxiliary
Solyaris Chtonium
0
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Posted - 2014.10.01 14:46:00 -
[47] - Quote
GÇ£I always give 100% at work:
13% Monday
22% Tuesday
26% Wednesday
35% Thursday
4% FridayGÇ¥
Jump into are channel for a chat |
Paranoid Monkey
Royal Khanid Fleet Auxiliary
Solyaris Chtonium
0
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Posted - 2014.10.01 14:46:35 -
[48] - Quote
GÇ£I always give 100% at work:
13% Monday
22% Tuesday
26% Wednesday
35% Thursday
4% FridayGÇ¥
Jump into are channel for a chat |
Paranoid Monkey
Royal Khanid Fleet Auxiliary
Solyaris Chtonium
0
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Posted - 2014.10.02 15:14:00 -
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i dont always bump.....but when i do I ALL CAPS!!
are channel: RKFA |
Paranoid Monkey
Royal Khanid Fleet Auxiliary
Solyaris Chtonium
0
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Posted - 2014.10.02 15:14:19 -
[50] - Quote
i dont always bump.....but when i do I ALL CAPS!!
are channel: RKFA |
Paranoid Monkey
Royal Khanid Fleet Auxiliary
Solyaris Chtonium
0
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Posted - 2014.10.06 14:22:00 -
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Roses are red.
Your blood is too.
You look like a monkey
And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry,
I'll be there too.
Not in the cage,
but laughing at you.
join are ingame channel: RKFA |
Paranoid Monkey
Royal Khanid Fleet Auxiliary
Solyaris Chtonium
0
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Posted - 2014.10.06 14:22:23 -
[52] - Quote
Roses are red.
Your blood is too.
You look like a monkey
And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry,
I'll be there too.
Not in the cage,
but laughing at you.
join are ingame channel: RKFA |
Paranoid Monkey
Royal Khanid Fleet Auxiliary
Solyaris Chtonium
0
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Posted - 2014.10.11 14:16:00 -
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Laddie, I was drinking Scotch a hundred years before you were born. And I can tell you that whatever this is, it is definitely not Scotch.
ingame channel: RKFA |
Paranoid Monkey
Royal Khanid Fleet Auxiliary
Solyaris Chtonium
0
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Posted - 2014.10.11 14:16:09 -
[54] - Quote
Laddie, I was drinking Scotch a hundred years before you were born. And I can tell you that whatever this is, it is definitely not Scotch.
ingame channel: RKFA |
Paranoid Monkey
Royal Khanid Fleet Auxiliary
Solyaris Chtonium
0
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Posted - 2014.10.12 12:57:00 -
[55] - Quote
fun fact of the day: 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
Join RKFA!!! |
Paranoid Monkey
Royal Khanid Fleet Auxiliary
Solyaris Chtonium
0
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Posted - 2014.10.12 12:57:05 -
[56] - Quote
fun fact of the day: 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
Join RKFA!!! |
Paranoid Monkey
Royal Khanid Fleet Auxiliary
Solyaris Chtonium
0
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Posted - 2014.11.15 16:14:04 -
[57] - Quote
i like bumps, bump are nice, bumps make me go to my happy place, come bump me bro! |
Paranoid Monkey
Royal Khanid Fleet Auxiliary
Solyaris Chtonium
0
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Posted - 2014.11.16 16:03:11 -
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''im loging on so u better get this bump started''....... |
Paranoid Monkey
Royal Khanid Fleet Auxiliary
Solyaris Chtonium
0
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Posted - 2014.11.17 16:17:36 -
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today i mine so others may die.......
''A Paranoid miner'' |
Paranoid Monkey
Royal Khanid Fleet Auxiliary
Solyaris Chtonium
0
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Posted - 2014.11.21 16:09:46 -
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well its the weekend again so.....OMG ALL CAPS BRO! |
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