So recent intel from our spy network that our good friends from Shadows of the Federation have been sent to Enaluri to continue their retirement. Sadly I have not been online to engage in the fun - but I hope this conflict of pensioners kicking toddlers is quite exciting. As such everyone should have a big party in Enaluri.

So i'm personally inviting everyone from across New Eden to join in the fun. Chances are it will be all anti-climatic. But i prefer to have fun news coming out of it.

Hugs and Kisses.

So i'm personally inviting everyone from across New Eden to join in the fun. Chances are it will be all anti-climatic. But i prefer to have fun news coming out of it.

Hugs and Kisses.

POASTING in the weekly cal/gal circlejerk thred.

Yay look how relevant this all is...

POASTING in the weekly cal/gal circlejerk thred.

Yay look how relevant this all is...

Anyone who thinks the residents in Enaluri are gonna get curbstomped needs to get their head examined. They are far better at pvp (despite the links) than the ones in Oicx. Not all Caldari are created equally....

Noticed lots of locals in enaluri tonight.
Noone wanted to fight 3 lowly frigs... *sadface*

Recent intelligence reports state that OMG is after Hallanen for the Level 5 Missions.

Interesting times ahead.

the residents in Enaluri .................are far better at pvp (despite the links) than ....

hm, at least JUSTK seems to have lerned them NOT to fight.

Or at least not if they are not 3:1 ahead

seems you guys had their balls munched a tad too often ;)

Thank you for the kind words Deen.
I am sure I speak for most of my corp when I say that we were very lucky in our early days to fight against your corp members regularly.It really was a trial by fire for us. We died a lot but had a good time doing it.

Also - Your corps local smack is by far the best in Gallente militia.

Full respect to Yuri, Yun, Jimbob, Therione and Veskrashen (didn't see a lot of him due to tz but always good fights when we did).

They are all killing machines and very creative at turning the odds in their favor.
We learned a lot fighting them and respect you guys 100% and your abilities on the battlefield.

Many a Saturday I just figured it was safer to stay docked than face the pain JUSTK had waiting for me.

o/

CCP IbanezLaney? Did you have anything to do with Enulari magically going from 23% to 0% during the disconnect event? Damn, it looks like CCP chatgris has some competition...

CCP IbanezLaney? Did you have anything to do with Enulari magically going from 23% to 0% during the disconnect event? Damn, it looks like CCP chatgris has some competition...

Everybody knows CCP have Gallente alts and obviously reset it for more Offensive LP.

The question now is: how many more times can Gallente derp fleet after fleet into us until they give up?

Depends on how deep our pockets are

Depends on how deep our pockets are

The question now is: how many more times can Gallente derp fleet after fleet into us until they give up?

The question is will we give up before all your FC's quit?

o/ Victor Hark

CCP IbanezLaney?

The question now is: how many more times can Gallente derp fleet after fleet into us until they give up?

Considering I have 6 bil in my wallet and each derp atron is 2 mil (retail).... I'd say about 6 months.

Your pensions can only support the war effort for so long.

Enaluri over 30% and it's not even USTZ prime time yet? But we haven't even hit our 1200 kills/day goal!

Save us, CCP IbanezLaney!

Anyone who thinks the residents in Enaluri are gonna get curbstomped needs to get their head examined. They are far better at pvp (despite the links) than the ones in Oicx. Not all Caldari are created equally....

Anyone who thinks the residents in Enaluri are gonna get curbstomped needs to get their head examined. They are far better at pvp (despite the links) than the ones in Oicx. Not all Caldari are created equally....

Some of us are too young to collect an old age pension and have to work.


We will dplex it when you all go to your doctor appointments for your parkinsons medication.

So far it is the opposite. The squids in oicx and innia are actually fighting and showing up trying to back thier propaganda. Not so much in Enaluri

Probably a TZ thing. I know that the AU caldari WILL fight pretty much anything they can unless you upship/overblob too much (not that I've seen that happen too much)

Go Enaluri Guys!!

The question now is: how many more times can Gallente derp fleet after fleet into us until they give up?

Don't make this man a liar. Fight! Fight for Enaluri!

Don't make this man a liar. Fight! Fight for Enaluri!

So far it is the opposite. The squids in oicx and innia are actually fighting and showing up trying to back thier propaganda. Not so much in Enaluri

And these bold AU guys just went away when things started to even up.

I don't expect someone like Dopified to have the brain cells to work this out.

OH NO YOU DI'INT! Dem's fightin' words!

We're gonna invade your home and take it! You just watch....

... oh right, we already are.

My bad.

How exactly are you going to make us move out? I'd really like to know lol.

We're getting too many good fights to leave.

Dopified you are a full ******. We brought a fight and accepted one every time where the odds weren't overwhelmingly against us. If you don't warp out and get dunked by greatly superior numbers (like at the end of AU TZ last night when we had about 4 dudes vs 20) then you're bad at the game. Even when AU guys fight outnumbered we trashed your fleets every time. Bring 5 exequrors next time maybe, lol.

How exactly are you going to make us move out? I'd really like to know lol.

We're getting too many good fights to leave.

Dopified you are a full ******. We brought a fight and accepted one every time where the odds weren't overwhelmingly against us. If you don't warp out and get dunked by greatly superior numbers (like at the end of AU TZ last night when we had about 4 dudes vs 20) then you're bad at the game. Even when AU guys fight outnumbered we trashed your fleets every time. Bring 5 exequrors next time maybe, lol.

You might find docking a tad difficult soon mate.

I've never seen as many ships (from both sides too) thrown into fights to save plexxes, great fun

You guys still don't get it, lol.

How exactly are you going to make us move out? I'd really like to know lol.

We're getting too many good fights to leave.

Dopified you are a full ******. We brought a fight and accepted one every time where the odds weren't overwhelmingly against us. If you don't warp out and get dunked by greatly superior numbers (like at the end of AU TZ last night when we had about 4 dudes vs 20) then you're bad at the game. Even when AU guys fight outnumbered we trashed your fleets every time. Bring 5 exequrors next time maybe, lol.

Leaving militia and staying in enaluri might not be too appealing since many SOTF have a couple of spineless station campers for you to entertain.

You might find docking a tad difficult soon mate.

I've never seen as many ships (from both sides too) thrown into fights to save plexxes, great fun

We will have no problem docking at all.

We will have no problem docking at all.

rofl ;)




you feel bad about all your smack now? Wheres Smooky Baby, btw?

rofl ;)




you feel bad about all your smack now? Wheres Smooky Baby, btw?

The terms of your surrender (leaving militia for docking rights) is acceptable to us.

rofl ;)




you feel bad about all your smack now? Wheres Smooky Baby, btw?

'Bout time Laney and the crew went full pie anyways! \o/

And just think, if you're a "state sponsored resistance fighter" that means you get to gank all the people in CalMil you had to hold back from shooting because of standings hits!

And just think, if you're a "state sponsored resistance fighter" that means you get to gank all the people in CalMil you had to hold back from shooting because of standings hits!

meh, feck it we are off back to Nisuwa - Enaluri is too quiet......

Yeah - Very quiet day.

Ibanez, your Forum Fu is too strong for you to remain Caldari.

Anyone who thinks the residents in Enaluri are gonna get curbstomped needs to get their head examined. They are far better at pvp (despite the links) than the ones in Oicx. Not all Caldari are created equally....

Ummmmmm...... I think what happened hear was by technical terms a CURBSTOMP. I could be wrong but i don't know because I have to get my head examined, even though we curbstomped. This went faster then oicx I guess all Caldari are not created equally is correct.

But enough trolling it was fun and GF to all the enaluri guys.

I think I'm a bit out of my depth here.

- Perunga

What we had on our side was the complete willingness to not give a crap what we had to do to take each plex - we lost ships we regrouped and did it again - time after time.

One massive advantage we had was we didn't (to a degree) give a crap what it took to get the job done - we decided Enaluri was the goal and thru pretty awesome teamwork in our militia did what it took to achieve it.

Was hardly a curbstomping at all...

It's good to see the props being thrown around in here rather than the usual 12 yr old OMG WE WRECKT YOU GAIZ LIKE SO BAD YOU GUYS FULLY SUCK LOLOLOL

And this right here is why the Cal/Gal warzone is so much better than the Min/Amarr.

+1
Edit: But I am going to add that dopified's fleet curbstomped the Eagle/Basilisk/Moa gang last night.

Ummm, have you forgotten about TEST?

a fight to remember


and yeah F.U. Squids we rolled you ;)



in Asian/EU timezoes it was an even fight. In the end we might have broken you, but thats not sure. The US-TZ was 3:1 at least in our direction, so no chance to get any ground in that 12h timezone for the squids, So when we Gals united and stood together the game was basicly over for the Squids. But in hindsight it sounds easier when it was.


It was a joint effort of many active PvPers in GalMil and so i think we derserved this win, due to better FCs, better Logistics and a higher willpower of our active pilots. Props to our relentless FCs, especialy ol' uncle (Pe)Runga and Dopified.


For the Federation!

...but I never heard an intelligent word come out of dopified's mouth.

Your FCs are also your worst trolls and shitposters who put a dent in the fun with their childish rubbish. But as for the grunts, was nice fighting you. Perunga - at least that guy has persistence, but I never heard an intelligent word come out of dopified's mouth.

Funny you should say that because i saw this post and started posting after "The question now is: how many more times can Gallente derp fleet after fleet into us until they give up?"

You did have good fcs but we had one extremely good looking one with a sexy Aussie accent who was obviously better.

I think the answer is "at least one more time than we actually did".

Well i hate to take all the credit but i did my best with what i had.

Ibanez; Truth be told, you made the right decision to go pirate and drop FW. For two reasons:

1. You didn't seem to get much help from The Innia Coalition (Templis, Bloc, Heiion). So why bother staying if you won't get much support. Though, I imagine they have their hands full with other stuff.

2. Going pirate forces you to roam for your pvp content rather than relying on plex warfare and being lazy by sitting in your home system relying on links (like many people do) and shipping into just the right setup to kill someone. Plex fighting, be that solo or small gang is fun and a legitimate form of PVP. However, it comes to a point where you and your corpmates need to become better at pvp. Roaming teaches you how to fight outside of a plex, use proper fleet doctrines, and learning to deal with third parties and process tons of other nuances that plex fighting doesn't always teach. The PVP isn't as instantaneous and some of the ADHD minded pilots in your corp may even question the "purpose" of roaming. But take it from me, this will make you better in the long run.

Saw you guys roam last night in a nice Moa/Scythe gang. Why no Ospreys?!? So you're off to a great start :)

Sorry for the serious posting. I'll let you guys resume the special olympics and shitposting here :)

Church of awesome isnt a real church deen.

Ibanez; Truth be told, you made the right decision to go pirate and drop FW. For two reasons:

1. You didn't seem to get much help from The Innia Coalition (Templis, Bloc, Heiion). So why bother staying if you won't get much support. Though, I imagine they have their hands full with other stuff.

So much mad.

So much mad.

Yeah, everyone should fly talwars and not fight over their home system.

Yeah I have to admit that the support you guys got from Cal Mil. Was **** so +1 for still trying against the odds shows real character and ability. You have my respect both as players pilots and worthy opposition .

So much mad.