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nahtoh	Posted - 2006.05.01 14:18:00 - [31] Originally by: Tsun Lau Originally by: nahtoh I am writing to inform you, that yourself, and the rest of your corp are [] Homosexuals So whens your sense of humour getting installed? That must be against the rules. No descrimination. ========= "I am not saying there should be capital punishment for stupidity, but why can`t we just take the safety labels off everything and let the problem fix its self
Tsun Lau	Posted - 2006.05.01 18:49:00 - [32] Originally by: nahtoh So whens your sense of humour getting installed? I find laughing at someones sexuality as funny as laughing of someones skin color.
Ralus	Posted - 2006.05.01 19:40:00 - [33] Originally by: Atom HeartMother Edited by: Atom HeartMother on 01/05/2006 11:47:12 Edited by: Atom HeartMother on 01/05/2006 11:47:03 waits till after dt yhis gys called rocket revenger and the funny part folowes Rocket Revenger > you didnt shoot any of them by chance, did you? Ebbitt Winter > well I WAS a noob.. Rocket Revenger > YOU SHOT SOMEONE FROM MOO?! Ebbitt Winter > it was a total accident i thought it was an NPC Ebbitt Winter > so..i kinda blew up his egg thingy when he was going to a warpgate Rocket Revenger > holy **, you podded someone from moo? Rocket Revenger > who exactly did you pod? Rocket Revenger > please tell me it wasnt zap Ebbitt Winter > .... Ebbitt Winter > what if it was Ebbitt Winter > i mean hypothetically Rocket Revenger > then he will prolly hunt you down and skull you Rocket Revenger > omg, do you have his corpse! Ebbitt Winter > ummm Frozen Corpse of Lord Zap? Rocket Revenger > YES!!! DO YOU HAVE IT?! Ebbitt Winter > ... Ebbitt Winter > Damnit! Ebbitt Winter > Should we go get it?? Ebbitt Winter > Its still floating out there, i rammed it a couple of times and left it there >.< Rocket Revenger > its gone then Ebbitt Winter > so i litterally butt ** one of the most feared pirates and i left the 1 bit of proof? Ebbitt Winter > ** Ebbitt Winter > I HATE THIS PLAYERS GUIDE Ebbitt Winter > Says nothing about corpses worth 50 gajillion aaahahahaa thats awsome tell me its true tell me
Antoinette Civari	Posted - 2006.05.01 20:00:00 - [34] Originally by: Tsun Lau Originally by: nahtoh So whens your sense of humour getting installed? I find laughing at someones sexuality as funny as laughing of someones skin color. in that case, you fail at black humor.
Rutoo	Posted - 2006.05.01 20:22:00 - [35] There was a Bio that i really liked but i can't remember his name it was about a guy and he was someones hauler good peon can't remember it I'm a Personal Fan of Mr Escrows BIO "Are you one of the many players who suffer with a fat wallet? why not shed a few pounds? Take part in My Escrow Scams and you'll lose weight faster than you can say "wow i just got screwed" I am readily available to scam you via escrow, i charge a very low fee for my services, and you know evryone else is scamming on escrow so why aren't you getting scammed? So please help yourself and other players with this terminal illness known as FWS Fat Wallet Syndrome, go get screwed on escrow Today :)" ________________________________ Club Seals Not Sandwichs
nahtoh	Posted - 2006.05.01 20:47:00 - [36] Edited by: nahtoh on 01/05/2006 20:48:06 Originally by: Tsun Lau Originally by: nahtoh So whens your sense of humour getting installed? I find laughing at someones sexuality as funny as laughing of someones skin color. So when you reporting Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, Richard Pryor, julian Cleary etc to a equallity board then? ========= "I am not saying there should be capital punishment for stupidity, but why can`t we just take the safety labels off everything and let the problem fix its self
Smagd	Posted - 2006.05.01 21:04:00 - [37] Originally by: Ralus Originally by: Atom HeartMother Edited by: Atom HeartMother on 01/05/2006 11:47:12 Edited by: Atom HeartMother on 01/05/2006 11:47:03 waits till after dt yhis gys called rocket revenger and the funny part folowes Rocket Revenger > you didnt shoot any of them by chance, did you? Ebbitt Winter > well I WAS a noob.. Rocket Revenger > YOU SHOT SOMEONE FROM MOO?! Ebbitt Winter > it was a total accident i thought it was an NPC Ebbitt Winter > so..i kinda blew up his egg thingy when he was going to a warpgate Rocket Revenger > holy **, you podded someone from moo? Rocket Revenger > who exactly did you pod? Rocket Revenger > please tell me it wasnt zap Ebbitt Winter > .... Ebbitt Winter > what if it was Ebbitt Winter > i mean hypothetically Rocket Revenger > then he will prolly hunt you down and skull you Rocket Revenger > omg, do you have his corpse! Ebbitt Winter > ummm Frozen Corpse of Lord Zap? Rocket Revenger > YES!!! DO YOU HAVE IT?! Ebbitt Winter > ... Ebbitt Winter > Damnit! Ebbitt Winter > Should we go get it?? Ebbitt Winter > Its still floating out there, i rammed it a couple of times and left it there >.< Rocket Revenger > its gone then Ebbitt Winter > so i litterally butt ** one of the most feared pirates and i left the 1 bit of proof? Ebbitt Winter > ** Ebbitt Winter > I HATE THIS PLAYERS GUIDE Ebbitt Winter > Says nothing about corpses worth 50 gajillion aaahahahaa thats awsome tell me its true tell me Even if it isn't, it's the best one so far. "I HATE THIS PLAYERS GUIDE" indeed! do
Rocket Revenger	Posted - 2006.05.01 23:03:00 - [38] It is a real conversation, from summer 2004.
Xeran Van'Houten	Posted - 2006.05.01 23:45:00 - [39] Originally by: "Riya OniSenshi" Come on... Make it hurt... Please? Fighting on contract for Caldari/Amarr interests for the future of the State. Security Index: Z740R751-X8 Kuyamuno ha shi yori warusuge desu wa... ------------------------------------- Alcohol Oracle ------------------------------------- Motoko Van'Houten > You see? This is what happens when you let hippies roam free... there should be a seasonal population control on them... Gaius Kador > Fly safe, AMARR VICTOR! Gaius Kador > and riya :)) Gaius Kador > my make it onto my top 1 caldari wench list ;) Garreck > Star Hawk, mining in a scorpion makes the baby jesus cry. Solusar > there appears to be some blood in my alcohol stream... [ 2005.05.04 02:26:01 ] Bastables > Riya for the allaince chat domination Foxi Brown > I read somewhere that drinking was bad for you Foxi Brown > so I stopped reading [ 2005.06.02 06:46:00 ] Soratah > Riya > The only person I know who is the absolute MASTER of innuendo [ 2005.06.04 06:56:19 ] Teranika Phenyo > you are my hero riya Countessa > I have a hauler here any1 need help thats mining ? ------------------------------------- Aran Cole > I'm retarded Bast :( ------------------------------------- Rob Boberton > oh right, I don't use guns. I need to stop letting my ass take over the keyboard with its incessant talking ------------------------------------- [ 2005.03.05 17:25:12 ] Angry Dan > WTB: Exotic dancers or women with negotiable morals ------------------------------------- Russo > logistics are * Russo > alright, m0o isnt stupid Rocket Revenger > they didnt get to be m0o by being stupid... Russo > i should challenge zap to a 1v1 Riya OniSenshi > What, and get pwn'd? Russo > gank him with a vampire setup Russo > that would be very funny Russo > i bet m0o would declare on us just to kill me over and over LOL Russo > but with my set up, i could pod kill him too LOL Riya OniSenshi > riight... Riya OniSenshi > let me know if you do so I can resign... Russo > i mean really, how much better could lord zap be than waywatcher Riya OniSenshi > ... Riya OniSenshi > a lot... Russo > i cant explain why i cant hold onto corp members Russo > double standards arnt good to have Graelyn > russo, playing with you in EVE is not fun. It is an excercise in patience and forgiveness. Riya OniSenshi > and drug abuse... [ 2005.03.05 17:35:30 ] Flotwell > /emote the will come in ganker kestrel to pown the minnies home to minnieland [ 2005.03.05 17:37:30 ] Riya OniSenshi > so... you are * afterall? [ 2005.03.05 17:37:52 ] Flotwell > me? [ 2005.03.05 17:38:08 ] Riya OniSenshi > "Flotwell the*..." [ 2005.03.05 17:38:16 ] Flotwell > shut the up [ 2005.03.05 17:38:21 ] Riya OniSenshi > you said it... [ 2005.05.19 20:56:06 ] 0ren Ishii > is russo kos ? --------------------------------------- Shinden > Sometimes I wonder if I should just go *. QFT Star Adder Public channel - StarAdderHyperpulse
Auraurious	Posted - 2006.05.01 23:52:00 - [40] I rather like mine: 2005.10.15 04:21:04 notify A new cargo container is being moved into the jettison duct. It will be ready in 0 seconds. 2005.10.22 00:26:06 combat War Protestor<<(Velator)>> places an excellent hit on you, inflicting 3.7 damage. 2005.10.22 02:51:23 notify That wouldn't be safe in the presence of a jump field. And you know how those jump fields are. Better wait 1 seconds. 2005.10.22 18:43:25 notify Just stepping out to find a bush. Please wait. Depending on the location of the bush this might take up to 20 seconds. 2005.10.22 23:57:54 notify Just a moment while I finish gathering my senses. I'm pretty sure I can do it within 9 seconds. 2005.10.23 00:15:04 notify Please wait while ship is entering hangar. Scotty, the docking manager estimates 6 seconds left. 2005.10.23 22:07:19 notify Relax and wait for the bang, man. And we sure like those bangs. To bad it's 3 seconds away. 2005.10.23 22:08:48 notify You're halfway onboard already. Please wait. Estimated time left for getting the other half aboard is 7 seconds. 2005.10.29 03:58:27 notify Sorry, can't do that. Your pod is still preparing the ambiotic fluid. Now we just have to find a place for the donuts within the next 26 seconds. 2005.11.07 02:24:58 notify Your ship is no longer in the same location, so whatever it was you were trying to fails. 2005.11.27 20:04:01 notify Automatic override. Manual control overridden by autopilot. Please wait for operation to complete. You can override the automatic autopilot override in 3 seconds. Then you can make it wait. 2005.12.18 notify Sensor Booster I is already sensorBoosterActivated. 2006.03.11 04:58:34 notify You cannot warp there because natural phenomena are disrupting the warp, so I guess your stuck here. [i] Cannot Invite Self It is much more efficient to talk to yourself in person than via the chat system. Unfortunately I am missing the spacepig one _________________________________________________________
Vherokior Guy	Posted - 2006.05.02 06:09:00 - [41] FedUpDog His bio PWNS all!
couger malthas	Posted - 2006.05.02 06:13:00 - [42] Originally by: couger malthas here is one from a RL friend. snip oh and feel free to look me up to :) That BIO was not appropriate content for the forum, nor actually for the game, so you might want to warn your friend to change it! -wystler Come on its not all that bad, i think its kinda funny and TBH its not hurting anyone. so why bother being all mean bout it?
Nikolai Nuvolari	Posted - 2006.05.02 06:27:00 - [43] Originally by: Vherokior Guy FedUpDog His bio PWNS all! That bio was incredibly boring and stupid. -------- Tom Thumb > for a nut case you rawk [04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw [07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108!
Vherokior Guy	Posted - 2006.05.02 06:33:00 - [44] Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari Originally by: Vherokior Guy FedUpDog His bio PWNS all! That bio was incredibly boring and stupid. heh... It's design has not gone without reward then...
Nikolai Nuvolari	Posted - 2006.05.02 06:34:00 - [45] ...what? -------- Tom Thumb > for a nut case you rawk [04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw [07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108!
Vherokior Guy	Posted - 2006.05.02 06:35:00 - [46] Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari ...what? exactly
Bentguru	Posted - 2006.05.02 06:52:00 - [47] Mine used to be very funny... and then... well.... snif I don't have a sig :( but i do have a video Welcome Home
Tsun Lau	Posted - 2006.05.02 08:54:00 - [48] Originally by: nahtoh Edited by: nahtoh on 01/05/2006 20:48:06 Originally by: Tsun Lau Originally by: nahtoh So whens your sense of humour getting installed? I find laughing at someones sexuality as funny as laughing of someones skin color. So when you reporting Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, Richard Pryor, julian Cleary etc to a equallity board then? Those are stand up comedians. EVE is not a stage, its a game. Stop being so dense.
Chemukh	Posted - 2006.05.02 12:34:00 - [49] Edited by: Chemukh on 02/05/2006 12:34:48 Rather than alt-posting my own bio, i'll be half as lame and just post it myself. I do get a lot of comments on it tho. Here it is - in case you ever wanted to know how to RP a female character while still acting more or less like a dude. Man Survives Reanimation In A Female Clone Matar(AP) Today a capusule pilot experienced what most pilots fear most, a mishap at the cloning facility. Lakota, an unassuming miner, found himself on the recieving end of a vicious attack ending his life. "I remember the intense pain of the vacum as my capsule's hull ruptured," the pilot recalls. When he awoke, however, he discovered that something had gone terribly wrong. The cloning facility had reanimated him in the clone of a female pilot known as Chemukh. "I actually didn't notice until I went to take a ****," notes the pilot now known as Chemukh, "It was quite a mess." While situations such as this usually result in the immediate and permenant death of the subject, this pilot miraculously survived. The original owner of the clone contract died two years ago when her planetary vehicle suddenly spun out of control. "You know, I'm actually getting used to this female thing, maybe I've been gender-confused all my life," admits Chemukh. She added, "Yes, I play with my boobies daily, they're fantastic." In response to the public outpouring of support for her involuntary sex-change, Chemukh has set up a foundation to assist victims of clone reanimation mishaps. Cash donations payable to Chemukh are accepted.
Asestorian	Posted - 2006.05.02 12:45:00 - [50] Originally by: Tsun Lau Originally by: nahtoh Edited by: nahtoh on 01/05/2006 20:48:06 Originally by: Tsun Lau Originally by: nahtoh So whens your sense of humour getting installed? I find laughing at someones sexuality as funny as laughing of someones skin color. So when you reporting Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, Richard Pryor, julian Cleary etc to a equallity board then? Those are stand up comedians. EVE is not a stage, its a game. Stop being so dense. I think you are completely missing the point of that particular thing. It's a "smack" form basically. It's not in any way trying to make you laugh at homosexuality, it only mentions it because a common piece of local smack is: "ur * u**g" --- ---
Ms Freak	Posted - 2006.05.02 12:50:00 - [51] Originally by: nahtoh This one...ties with the dyslixec one in this thread Hello, My name is [insert victim name], and I was: [] Pod Killed [] Ship Killed [] Ransomed snip because its far to big to quoite [] Rather Confusedly [] Revengefully [] With hugs and kisses [insert victim name]♥ ROFL - That's quality..
Crumplecorn	Posted - 2006.05.02 13:04:00 - [52] Why do I have images of a children's TV program featuring SensorBooster Man, who sensorboosterActivates in times of need? ---------- Sorry but that link contains nawty language. -wystler "Discussing moderation is not allowed" - Ivan K "Ranting is prohibited" - Teblin

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