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Posted - 2003.09.19 05:43:00 -
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I can hear it through the ceiling, scrambling about, while I play Eve.
Bet this thread gets locked.
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Tabius
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Posted - 2003.09.19 05:48:00 -
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Actually it's probably the only thread in about 3 days that doesn't violate the Posting Rules...
It's about EVE, it's not offensive, it's uninteresting, and you don't seem to be complaining...
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1of1
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Posted - 2003.09.19 05:55:00 -
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From the rules:
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15. All posts must be about or related to Eve Online.
I just pwn3d my own thread, I think 
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Sc0rpion
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Posted - 2003.09.19 06:16:00 -
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I ground up some moth balls and mixed them in with bread crumbs.
No more pidgeon problems.
"The true secret to enjoying life is to live it dangerously."
-Freidrich Nietzche |
1of1
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Posted - 2003.09.19 06:20:00 -
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I ground up some moth balls and mixed them in with bread crumbs.
No more pidgeon problems.
Good job I didn't tell anyone about the blue**** living next to my window sill.
D'oh!
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Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2003.09.19 06:52:00 -
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Blue****?
A warm bra will get rid of those.
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Halo Jones
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Posted - 2003.09.19 06:55:00 -
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Thats 'padded' Joshua.
Have I managed to teach you anything in all this time 
Oberon Incorporated. |
Nirvy
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Posted - 2003.09.19 07:32:00 -
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Thats 'padded' Joshua.
Have I managed to teach you anything in all this time
Maybe he is good at sewing and modified an electric blanket ;)
Mercenary | The Azath |
Varia
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Posted - 2003.09.19 08:58:00 -
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I have a family of Swallows living in my roof.
Although sadly they will be gone soon.
Women that strive to equal men lack ambition. |
Li ShangYin
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Posted - 2003.09.19 08:59:00 -
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I have a family of Swallows living in my roof.
Although sadly they will be gone soon.
/me hears the shotgun lock and load...
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A spring day at the edge of the world.
On the edge of the world once more the day slants.
The oriole cries, as though it were its own tears
Which damp even the topmost blossoms on the tree.
-- Li Shang-yin, Exile, ninth century A.D. |
Pudee
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Posted - 2003.09.19 09:52:00 -
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I have a family of Swallows living in my roof.
Although sadly they will be gone soon.
When they go can I get their stuff. 
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Varia
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Posted - 2003.09.19 10:19:00 -
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Edited by: Varia on 19/09/2003 10:21:33
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When they go can I get their stuff.
Sure thing that would be really great of you.
But please bring a lot of plastic bags and a good shovel.
Women that strive to equal men lack ambition. |
Giblette Riddell
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Posted - 2003.09.19 11:41:00 -
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I ground up some moth balls and mixed them in with bread crumbs.
No more pidgeon problems.
Do you reckon that would work for seagulls? I live a couple hundred yards from the sea, and they are quite the most unpleasent things.
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.19 11:46:00 -
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I ground up some moth balls and mixed them in with bread crumbs.
No more pidgeon problems.
Do you reckon that would work for seagulls? I live a couple hundred yards from the sea, and they are quite the most unpleasent things.
/me waits for the inevitable animal activist to get in here and start *****ing...
About Seagulls: Yeah, poison them, that is a great idea to get arrested.
Better, shoot them with a bb gun, its a lot more fun.
If you live in Texas and have 700 dollars you can get a Deagle.
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Homer: "I think its obvious that I Don't"
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Carp Riddell
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Posted - 2003.09.19 11:50:00 -
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If you live in Texas and have 700 dollars you can get a Deagle.
I live on the south coast of England, where a Deagle is a Dead Beagle, and probably something you can probably be arrested for...and definately something that gets taxed.
- Carp Riddell
- CEO, Innsmouth Shipping
- Proud Member of Curse Alliance
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Sheed
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Posted - 2003.09.19 11:51:00 -
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Daesdemona, if you live in Detroit you can get a better deal than that |
Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.19 11:53:00 -
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Daesdemona, if you live in Detroit you can get a better deal than that
Yes, but I meant legally, not from "Jerome's ***** bodega"
Another useless factoid: They PAY you to live in Alaska.
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Homer: "I think its obvious that I Don't"
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DB Preacher
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Posted - 2003.09.19 11:55:00 -
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There is a very easy method of getting rid of seagulls... my dad is a fisherman, he catches one by holding out some fish for it. He will then wring its neck and leave it out on the mast so the other seagulls know not to come near.
You pirates should be doing this in your solar system, leave lots of corpses around so people know not to come near you. Pity corpses are going to be ultra valuable at some point in the future with the introduction of biomass constructs :/
Current RKK Ranking: (CAL4) Soldier
Drop by and say hi in Reikoku Forums.
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.19 11:57:00 -
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except biomass is sold on the market already.
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Bart: "Do you even have a job any more?"
Homer: "I think its obvious that I Don't"
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Rust
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Posted - 2003.09.19 12:03:00 -
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You want to get it out of there. It's only purpose is to drown it's self in your water tank.
OK OK - it is to much trouble - just wait till you get bits of rotting feathers on your toothbrush!
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Asmodia
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Posted - 2003.09.19 12:05:00 -
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except biomass is sold on the market already.
biomass .. hm, get i the implants if i pod someone ?
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Sc0rpion
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Posted - 2003.09.19 20:29:00 -
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I ground up some moth balls and mixed them in with bread crumbs.
No more pigeon problems.
Do you reckon that would work for seagulls? I live a couple hundred yards from the sea, and they are quite the most unpleasent things.
Yes, it will work (if you can fool them. Seagulls are surprisingly smart), but Daesdemona is right. It's illegal to kill them in most places for some odd reason.
It's illegal to kill pigeons too, but I'd rather pay the fine than have to shovel pigeon **** off of my balcony once per week.
I've also heard that feeding uncooked rice to seagulls will kill them too, because they eat until they are full, then go drink water and it swells up and ruptures thier stomaches.
You can also kill stray cats and dogs by leaving out bowls of antifreeze. Believe it or not, they actually drink it.
And if you want to kill animal rights activists, just slip some ground beef into thier tofu while they are out protesting.
"The true secret to enjoying life is to live it dangerously."
-Freidrich Nietzche |
Asmodia
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Posted - 2003.09.20 00:38:00 -
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I ground up some moth balls and mixed them in with bread crumbs.
No more pigeon problems.
Do you reckon that would work for seagulls? I live a couple hundred yards from the sea, and they are quite the most unpleasent things.
Yes, it will work (if you can fool them. Seagulls are surprisingly smart), but Daesdemona is right. It's illegal to kill them in most places for some odd reason.
It's illegal to kill pigeons too, but I'd rather pay the fine than have to shovel pigeon **** off of my balcony once per week.
I've also heard that feeding uncooked rice to seagulls will kill them too, because they eat until they are full, then go drink water and it swells up and ruptures thier stomaches.
You can also kill stray cats and dogs by leaving out bowls of antifreeze. Believe it or not, they actually drink it.
And if you want to kill animal rights activists, just slip some ground beef into thier tofu while they are out protesting.
If you only list WHAT is aloud in EVe your list would be much shorter .....
1) Mining
all other is forbitten
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Sc0rpion
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Posted - 2003.09.20 01:08:00 -
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Me thinks Asmodia may have posted in the wrong thread...
"The true secret to enjoying life is to live it dangerously."
-Freidrich Nietzche |
Master Scy
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Posted - 2003.09.20 01:48:00 -
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There is a very easy method of getting rid of seagulls... my dad is a fisherman, he catches one by holding out some fish for it. He will then wring its neck and leave it out on the mast so the other seagulls know not to come near.
You pirates should be doing this in your solar system, leave lots of corpses around so people know not to come near you. Pity corpses are going to be ultra valuable at some point in the future with the introduction of biomass constructs :/
 Just leave sentry guns everywhere instead, in a few patches...
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You think Marco Polo said
"Damn Mongolians were camping that cave entry into the next valley the entire day, you can't get friggin anywhere in the world with those damn griefer tribes all over the place" ?
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Fetty Chico
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Posted - 2003.09.20 02:11:00 -
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rice or alkaselzer
both expand in the stomach and birds cant burp
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Rizmordan Hillgotlieb
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Posted - 2003.09.20 02:13:00 -
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Yea Alkaseltzer... used it and it works. Ahh the joys of youth gone by. Poprocks also screw seagulls up as well.
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