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Saya Ishikari
Akagi Initiative
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Posted - 2014.04.03 05:52:00 -
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As far as planet bound warfare goes, DUST mercenaries are the very best, in my opinion.
No, I can't even begin to stack up to one, man to man. My augmentations are medical, making me no stronger than soneone of my size and build should be, and while I'm a very good shot, I certainly can't carry portable artillery, or wear the armor to survive it...
That said, my other body is an over eight hundred meter long, better than ninety thousand ton, missile spewing, portable fortress. It wipes out entire fleets, and eats the wrecks while shrugging off firepower that would vaporize any dropsuit ever made if a single round landed anywhere near it.
So, a bit of perspective might be in order here. While we're no match for clone mercenaries on the ground, even the meanest of us can drop enough firepower to ruin an entire squads day. And frankly, in a body count contest, its not even a contest. A fact that I'm not proud of, but a fact regardless.
With that in mind, when this... Boy, can step up and meet the standards of those he challenges, some of us might consider taking his bluster as more than a hormonal outburst. Moitte. |
Foley Aberas Jones
34
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Posted - 2014.04.03 11:41:00 -
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Im amazed nobody has insulted me directly yet in this whole thread.... |
Marth Young
Proficiency V.
5
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Posted - 2014.04.03 18:36:00 -
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Foley Aberas Jones wrote:Im amazed nobody has insulted me directly yet in this whole thread....
Maybe because it is impossible to be both a duster and a capsuler.Long story short, they have different implants.
When CCP adds in the Arkombine, I will voulenter.
One Universe \\ One War |
Foley Aberas Jones
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Posted - 2014.04.03 20:04:00 -
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Marth Young wrote:Foley Aberas Jones wrote:Im amazed nobody has insulted me directly yet in this whole thread.... Maybe because it is impossible to be both a duster and a capsuler.Long story short, they have different implants.
Oh im a duster is what im saying, and usually im first to be insulted in a conversation about duster s
(( http://dustboard.com/global/merc/Foley_Jones ))
I just gained access to cappie IGS...because i earned a few favor, long story |
Claudia Osyn
Mythic Security Service
282
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Posted - 2014.04.03 20:29:00 -
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Foley Aberas Jones wrote:Im amazed nobody has insulted me directly yet in this whole thread....
You suck. There, now we have lived up to your expectations 
Kidding though, your cool people. We like you...well, most of us, Kimmy is still on the fence I think.
The lack of money is the root of all evil. |
Foley Aberas Jones
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Posted - 2014.04.03 20:36:00 -
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Claudia Osyn wrote: Kimmy is still on the fence I think.
Why must you give me the thought that she might not like me....... |
Lyckeus Morre
Straight Edged Mercantile Inc.
9
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Posted - 2014.04.03 20:40:00 -
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Foley Aberas Jones wrote:Claudia Osyn wrote: Kimmy is still on the fence I think. Why must you give me the thought that she might not like me.......
Would you rather have a guarantee instead?
If your guns like us more, chances are, our guns wont hate you any less... |
Foley Aberas Jones
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Posted - 2014.04.04 02:30:00 -
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Lyckeus Morre wrote:Foley Aberas Jones wrote:Claudia Osyn wrote: Kimmy is still on the fence I think. Why must you give me the thought that she might not like me....... Would you rather have a guarantee instead?
Theres a chance, im trying my hardest |
Marth Young
Proficiency V.
5
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Posted - 2014.04.04 02:32:00 -
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Foley Aberas Jones wrote:Marth Young wrote:Foley Aberas Jones wrote:Im amazed nobody has insulted me directly yet in this whole thread.... Maybe because it is impossible to be both a duster and a capsuler.Long story short, they have different implants. Oh im a duster is what im saying, and usually im first to be insulted in a conversation about duster s (( http://dustboard.com/global/merc/Foley_Jones )) I just gained access to cappie IGS...because i earned a few favor, long story
Oh ok I understand what you are saying.
When CCP adds in the Arkombine, I will voulenter.
One Universe \\ One War#21ismyfavoritenumber |
Claudia Osyn
Mythic Security Service
282
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Posted - 2014.04.04 02:36:00 -
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Foley Aberas Jones wrote:Lyckeus Morre wrote:Foley Aberas Jones wrote:Claudia Osyn wrote: Kimmy is still on the fence I think. Why must you give me the thought that she might not like me....... Would you rather have a guarantee instead? Theres a chance, im trying my hardest
I'm fairly sure that the only chance you have, is to deliver the bodies of the entire Gallente leadership to her door. Then you may get a date.
The lack of money is the root of all evil. |
Foley Aberas Jones
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Posted - 2014.04.04 02:37:00 -
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Claudia Osyn wrote:Foley Aberas Jones wrote:Lyckeus Morre wrote:Foley Aberas Jones wrote:Claudia Osyn wrote: Kimmy is still on the fence I think. Why must you give me the thought that she might not like me....... Would you rather have a guarantee instead? Theres a chance, im trying my hardest I'm fairly sure that the only chance you have, is to deliver the bodies of the entire Gallente leadership to her door. Then you may get a date.
I sent her a stuffed head of a Gallentean rear admiral along with tags
And she hated it because ti contained gallentean DNA |
Claudia Osyn
Mythic Security Service
282
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Posted - 2014.04.04 02:41:00 -
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Foley Aberas Jones wrote:
I sent her a stuffed head of a Gallentean rear admiral along with tags
And she hated it because ti contained gallentean DNA
Yeah, uh, you should just give it up then.
The lack of money is the root of all evil. |
Foley Aberas Jones
35
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Posted - 2014.04.04 02:43:00 -
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Claudia Osyn wrote:Foley Aberas Jones wrote:
I sent her a stuffed head of a Gallentean rear admiral along with tags
And she hated it because ti contained gallentean DNA
Yeah, uh, you should just give it up then.
Thanks for the encouragement.......
I just feel as if shes the one, i have feelings for her, i never really had theses feelings.....
Wait i just remembered this topic has nothing to do with my romance story |
Claudia Osyn
Mythic Security Service
282
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Posted - 2014.04.04 02:50:00 -
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Foley Aberas Jones wrote:Claudia Osyn wrote:Foley Aberas Jones wrote:
I sent her a stuffed head of a Gallentean rear admiral along with tags
And she hated it because ti contained gallentean DNA
Yeah, uh, you should just give it up then. Thanks for the encouragement....... I just feel as if shes the one, i have feelings for her, i never really had theses feelings..... Wait i just remembered this topic has nothing to do with my romance story
No no no, this is so much better. Please, do go on! We of the IGS are here to help.
The lack of money is the root of all evil. |
Agiri Falken
State War Academy
Caldari State
139
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Posted - 2014.04.04 03:22:00 -
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Foley Aberas Jones wrote:Claudia Osyn wrote:Foley Aberas Jones wrote:
I sent her a stuffed head of a Gallentean rear admiral along with tags
And she hated it because ti contained gallentean DNA
Yeah, uh, you should just give it up then. Thanks for the encouragement....... I just feel as if shes the one, i have feelings for her, i never really had theses feelings..... Wait i just remembered this topic has nothing to do with my romance story
Eh... This is more relevant than some kid s******* his pants about the "important work" he does by stabbing people in the face. But I do think you're a hopeless masochist, for the record. |
Foley Aberas Jones
35
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Posted - 2014.04.04 03:24:00 -
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Claudia Osyn wrote:Foley Aberas Jones wrote:Claudia Osyn wrote:Foley Aberas Jones wrote:
I sent her a stuffed head of a Gallentean rear admiral along with tags
And she hated it because ti contained gallentean DNA
Yeah, uh, you should just give it up then. Thanks for the encouragement....... I just feel as if shes the one, i have feelings for her, i never really had theses feelings..... Wait i just remembered this topic has nothing to do with my romance story No no no, this is so much better. Please, do go on! We of the IGS are here to help.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell
People think im insane, people think im crazy and abnormal,
When i became a duster..i remember waking up scared out of my mind because i didn't know were i was or who i was
saying about some failure in transferring my memories, lost everything i knew and had to start from scratch...i remember my first day as a duster...still not knowing anything, scared and confused, i remember trying to understand everything around me, how we can die and just come back to life, seeing my first friend ever turn into chunks right before my very eyes and come back to em 10 seconds later...and im to think thats the same man i knew 0 secs ago
Long story short, i learn to like what i do, i enjoy killing and blowing **** up, when i first met Diana, i thought she was threatening me, as if she wanted to hunt me down and kill me....i defended myself in retaliation in that argument that followed
And how im 23% Gallentean and 77% Cirive
But i found attraction in that...that hate is just so damn arousing...that urge she has to kill, shes a strong independent woman , something i find extremely attractive as then i can fight along side of her and accumulate a massive body count, its just turns me own just thinking about the damage we could cause
Also i find her adorable at times...shes a rough and brutal woman on the outside but shes so soft and sweet on the inside, im telling you this from experience...plus she smells nice
Sadly i can't explain the rest nor am i good at it
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Agiri Falken
State War Academy
Caldari State
139
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Posted - 2014.04.04 03:28:00 -
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Whatever floats your boat, kid. Guess there's something in the pursuit if it keeps your attention...
You're still a masochist though.  |
Foley Aberas Jones
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Posted - 2014.04.04 03:28:00 -
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Agiri Falken wrote:Foley Aberas Jones wrote:Claudia Osyn wrote:Foley Aberas Jones wrote:
I sent her a stuffed head of a Gallentean rear admiral along with tags
And she hated it because ti contained gallentean DNA
Yeah, uh, you should just give it up then. Thanks for the encouragement....... I just feel as if shes the one, i have feelings for her, i never really had theses feelings..... Wait i just remembered this topic has nothing to do with my romance story Eh... This is more relevant than some kid s******* his pants about the "important work" he does by stabbing people in the face. But I do think you're a hopeless masochist, for the record.
but stabbing people in the face is fun to a extent...i kinda per fer playing chess with my enemies...
sadly they never want to, so i have to restrain them...
Now my teammates are to busy and when im guarding the objective following orders, i get really bored, so i wait for some guy to come by....tackle him...and i never have cuffs with me, so in order to make up for this i, pull my knife out and just chop of his arms....now he has to use his mouth and tell me were he wants his peice to move, but the ****** keeps screaming for help and wont focus on the game at hand
Then again cuffs would suck, then he could break free and try to kill me...maybe this way is for the best |
Agiri Falken
State War Academy
Caldari State
139
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Posted - 2014.04.04 03:37:00 -
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Y'know... Anyone who isn't bright enough to just trigger a suicide at that point deserves whatever happens to him, forced chess game and all. |
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
972
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Posted - 2014.04.04 13:29:00 -
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Foley Aberas Jones wrote:Claudia Osyn wrote:
I'm fairly sure that the only chance you have, is to deliver the bodies of the entire Gallente leadership to her door. Then you may get a date.
I sent her a stuffed head of a Gallentean rear admiral along with tags And she hated it because ti contained gallentean DNA
I really hate receiving stuff consisting of gallentean stuff (sorry for so much stuff).
But...
If you will manage to bring whole gallentean leadership to me in chains, or just give them to State officials... or just kill them. You know, if you do this just for me, I swear, I could let you do with me whatever you want, even kill me. |
Arkady Vachon
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
874
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Posted - 2014.04.05 05:38:00 -
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This conversation has become like a more than slightly creepy romance holovid.
Nothing Personal - Just Business...
Chaos Creates Content |
Agiri Falken
State War Academy
Caldari State
147
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Posted - 2014.04.05 05:54:00 -
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Still more relevant than Stabs-in-Face. I'm getting a giggle out of the creepy romance, at least. |
Arkady Vachon
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
874
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Posted - 2014.04.05 09:02:00 -
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Agiri Falken wrote:Still more relevant than Stabs-in-Face. I'm getting a giggle out of the creepy romance, at least.
That's true, some ladies want flowers, some chocolates from all over the cluster, some may just want to be serenaded. Before I became a capsuleer i off and on was seeing a woman who loved it when i added to her collection of swords and other sharp pointy objects.
And....apparently the way to Diana's heart is to send her a head in a box...
*shrug*
Nothing Personal - Just Business...
Chaos Creates Content |
Primus Aulmais
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
2
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Posted - 2014.04.05 14:06:00 -
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Diana Kim wrote:Foley Aberas Jones wrote:Claudia Osyn wrote:
I'm fairly sure that the only chance you have, is to deliver the bodies of the entire Gallente leadership to her door. Then you may get a date.
I sent her a stuffed head of a Gallentean rear admiral along with tags And she hated it because ti contained gallentean DNA I really hate receiving stuff consisting of gallentean stuff (sorry for so much stuff). But... If you will manage to bring whole gallentean leadership to me in chains, or just give them to State officials... or just kill them. You know, if you do this just for me, I swear, I could let you do with me whatever you want, even kill me.
Ironically, Ms. Kim, it seems to be Mr. Jones' goal to be the instigator of a great many "little deaths" for you... 
For the less poetically-inclined, "le petit mort" is a very old Gallentean phrase that is often translated as "the little death" & was once upon a time used as a reference/euphemism for reaching the height of erotic ecstacy and/or for the blissful daze that often immediately follows.  |
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