| Pages: [1] :: one page |
| Author |
Thread Statistics | Show CCP posts - 0 post(s) |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
11704
   |
Posted - 2014.04.01 17:45:00 -
[1] - Quote
The theme for this summer's Eve Online expansion has been revealed! PvE!
AnouncingEve Online:Plushie's Paradise!
Finally! Absolute highsec safety and an actual expansions worth of content! CCP is also bringing back the login screen with music! OMG amaze-balls!
To show this break with tradition, CCP has decided against the traditional Orchestral soundtrack and decided to go with more of a 90's hip-hop theme!
Here are the lyrics to the Eve Online: Plushie's Paradise theme song, ripped straight from the little known uber-secret Kobold server!
As I warp through the system 2 jumps out of Hek,
I take a look at my wallet and realize theres nothing left.
Cause ive been runnin missions so long that
Even my CEO thinks that my mind is gone.
But I aint ganked a rat that didnGÇÖt deserve it.
Me be treated like a carebear? ThatGÇÖs not unheard of!
But you better watch how you tank and fit to specs,
Of else itll be your Marauder that ends up as a wreck.
I really hate to gripe but I gotta problem
As I realize that im surrounded by some gankers yo!
They shot up my MTU and my drones aggroed..
Now CONCORD showing up giving them a fight!
We can now spend most our lives
living in a PlushieGÇÖs Paradise.
We can mine and mission all damn night,
living in a PlushieGÇÖs Paradise.
AFK and botting is our right,
Cause we living in a PlushieGÇÖs Paradise!
This mining situation has got me facing
Which movie im gonna watch while AFKGÇÖin?
I gotta be down with the max yield!
CCP buffed my Mack and CONCORD got my back.
Im an uneducated fool with ISKies on my mind,
I got veld in my hold, and an Orca by my side.
No real need to play gonna get this outta my way
Im gonna let my bots run all night and all day.
CONCORD aint nothing but 2 seconds away,
Even in this .5, they can save the day.
Ive been mining 23, but can I mine 24?
Itll depend on how long downtime is tonight though.
Tell me why did we, wait so long to see,
That now that highsecGÇÖs safe, gankers cant hurt me?
We can now spend most our lives
living in a PlushieGÇÖs Paradise.
We can mine and mission all damn night,
living in a PlushieGÇÖs Paradise.
AFK and botting is our right,
Cause we living in a PlushieGÇÖs Paradise!
Gankers aint got no money, and they no longer have the power,
They getting banned by the handful, wallets set neg by the hour.
EverybodyGÇÖs Mining, EverybodyGÇÖs haulinGÇÖ.
But now that only mission runnerGÇÖs losing ships,
The market is a fallinGÇÖ.
They say I gotta learn at least once try some PvP..
How how can I learn, if its now against the EULA to PvP?
I guess I cant, I guess I wont
I guess im bored, its too late, and now im out of luckGǪ****.
We can now spend most our lives
living in a PlushieGÇÖs Paradise.
We can mine and mission all damn night,
living in a PlushieGÇÖs Paradise.
AFK and botting is our right,
Cause we living in a PlushieGÇÖs Paradise!
Tell me why are we, so blind to see..
That game is worse..with just PVE?
Tell my why were we, so blind to see..
That this game is worse, with just PvE
I for one am looking forward to this new cuddly expansion, Rubicon was aptly named, because there IS NO GOING BACK.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Sevendeadly Sins
Meatshield Bastards
The Bastards.
117
|
Posted - 2014.04.01 17:48:00 -
[2] - Quote
The sad thing is, this probably WILL happen to EVE sooner or later.
http://www.zombo.com |
Felicity Love
STARKRAFT
1650
|
Posted - 2014.04.01 17:56:00 -
[3] - Quote
Dammit... lost that bet... my ISK was on a new "threat" to Empire... the giant, planet-eating, robotic ship shaped like a pita... with extra sauce....
... and I was just saying the other day, "Damn, I miss Soundwave"....
|
Tollen Gallen
Glory of Reprisal Enterprise
7281
|
Posted - 2014.04.01 18:02:00 -
[4] - Quote
3/10
I like Snow.
Zimmy Zeta - I f*cking love martinis. the original ones, with gin, not that vodka martini crap.
Carmen Electra - You are also on my block list.
Mr Epeen for CSM9 |
Karen Avioras
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
353
|
Posted - 2014.04.01 18:05:00 -
[5] - Quote
pls make youtube vid of singing this |
Sevendeadly Sins
Meatshield Bastards
The Bastards.
117
|
Posted - 2014.04.01 18:16:00 -
[6] - Quote
Tollen Gallen wrote:3/10 I like Snow.
I like snow too!
http://www.zombo.com |
Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
4221
|
Posted - 2014.04.01 18:18:00 -
[7] - Quote
4/10
Only because there is a distinct lack of Pandas in your expansion.
The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the ho's and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' and I'll look down, and whisper 'Hodor'. |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
11712
|
Posted - 2014.04.01 18:22:00 -
[8] - Quote
Doc Fury wrote:4/10
Only because there is a distinct lack of Pandas in your expansion.
If you read my history of future patches, youd realize that Eve Online:Plushie's Paradise paves the way for Eve Online:Pandaverse. You cant have Pandas in both expansions! Im pretty sure that's how you get ants.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
4221
|
Posted - 2014.04.01 18:25:00 -
[9] - Quote
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:Doc Fury wrote:4/10
Only because there is a distinct lack of Pandas in your expansion.
If you read my history of future patches, youd realize that Eve Online:Plushie's Paradise paves the way for Eve Online:Pandaverse. You cant have Pandas in both expansions! Im pretty sure that's how you get ants.
Would that be before or after the expansion: "Danger Zone"?
The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the ho's and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' and I'll look down, and whisper 'Hodor'. |
Malcolm Shinhwa
Bad Touches
1658
|
Posted - 2014.04.01 18:28:00 -
[10] - Quote
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:Doc Fury wrote:4/10
Only because there is a distinct lack of Pandas in your expansion.
If you read my history of future patches, youd realize that Eve Online:Plushie's Paradise paves the way for Eve Online:Pandaverse. You cant have Pandas in both expansions! Im pretty sure that's how you get ants.
Using my jedi mind powers to force you to come on Teamspeak and sing this song.
I know violence isn't the answer. I got it wrong on purpose. |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
11712
|
Posted - 2014.04.01 18:29:00 -
[11] - Quote
Doc Fury wrote:Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:If you read my history of future patches, youd realize that Eve Online:Plushie's Paradise paves the way for Eve Online:Pandaverse. You cant have Pandas in both expansions! Im pretty sure that's how you get ants. Would that be before or after the expansion: "Danger Zone"?
Eve Online: Danger Zooooone is the expansion after Eve Online: Pandaverse where in order to entice all the subs back that they lost during the Eve Online: Plushie's Paradise/ Eve Online: Pandaverse fiasco, CCP reintroduces PvP/scamming/PvP/ganking/fun. Eve Online: Danger Zooooone was touted by PCGamer as "the greatest Eve expansion of all time, as evidenced by the excerpt below:
PCGamer wrote: Eve Online: Danger Zooooone is the greatest expansion in the history of Eve Online.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
11712
|
Posted - 2014.04.01 18:34:00 -
[12] - Quote
Malcolm Shinhwa wrote:Using my jedi mind powers to force you to come on Teamspeak and sing this song.
This is not the singing voice you are looking for. I can go about my business. Move along.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Jessica Danikov
Clan Shadow Wolf
Fatal Ascension
317
|
Posted - 2014.04.01 19:21:00 -
[13] - Quote
Sindel & co needs to sing this. |
Natassia Krasnoo
R3D SHIFT
Brothers Of The Dark Sun
283
|
Posted - 2014.04.01 19:25:00 -
[14] - Quote
That was...wonderful!!! 10/10! Do it again! Do it again!! |
Dragon Outlaw
Rogue Fleet
184
|
Posted - 2014.04.01 19:27:00 -
[15] - Quote
Posting in an unsuccessful thread |
WouldYouEver HaveSexWith aGoat
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
25
|
Posted - 2014.04.01 19:28:00 -
[16] - Quote
I'm not uneducated  |
Azami Nevinyrall
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
1809
|
Posted - 2014.04.01 19:58:00 -
[17] - Quote
2/10
New player experience, more highsec PvE missions, casual play, balance, counters to AFK cloaking, expanding the NEX store, and Power Projection.
Azami Nevinyrall for CSM9! |
Recury en Distel
en Distel Family
7
|
Posted - 2014.04.01 20:05:00 -
[18] - Quote
this was so funny holy **** |
Darth Bladius
MASS A SLIGHT ANNOYANCE
5
|
Posted - 2014.04.01 20:10:00 -
[19] - Quote
Source pls. |
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
Panhandle Industries
349
|
Posted - 2014.04.01 20:20:00 -
[20] - Quote
Doc Fury wrote:Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:Doc Fury wrote:4/10
Only because there is a distinct lack of Pandas in your expansion.
If you read my history of future patches, youd realize that Eve Online:Plushie's Paradise paves the way for Eve Online:Pandaverse. You cant have Pandas in both expansions! Im pretty sure that's how you get ants. Would that be before or after the expansion: "Danger Zone"?
I heard that "Danger Zone" got canceled because the word "Danger" was too hardcore for most eve players.
8/10 Would be higher, but a few verses seemed off.
New player resources:
http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/Main_Page - General information
http://www.evealtruist.com/p/know-your-enemy.html - Learn to PvP
http://belligerentundesirables.com/ - Safaris, Awoxes, Ganking and Griefing-á |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
11733
|
Posted - 2014.04.01 20:29:00 -
[21] - Quote
Darth Bladius wrote:Source pls.
"Plushie's Paradise"
Copyright 2014.
Unsuccessful at Everything
The Troll Bridge Productions
Song Writer: Unsuccessful at Everything
Producer: Unsuccessful at Everything
Executive Producer: Unsuccessful at Everything
Director: Unsuccessful at Everything
Key grip: Unsuccessful at Everything
Lot attendant: Unsuccessful at Everything
Assistant to Mr. at Everything: Unsuccessful's Assistant
Original song by Coolio "Gangstas Paradise" Copyright 1995.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Rikii Rook
The Phoenix Group LTD
4
|
Posted - 2014.04.01 22:36:00 -
[22] - Quote
Ok you made me chuckle 5/10 and I'll give you another point for creativity. So 6/10 :) |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
11734
|
Posted - 2014.04.01 23:20:00 -
[23] - Quote
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie wrote:I heard that "Danger Zone" got canceled because the word "Danger" was too hardcore for most eve players.
8/10 Would be higher, but a few verses seemed off.
Nope. I checked my official history of future expansions, Eve Online: Danger Zooooone was released on time. Well, about as on-time as you can be, seeing as that CCP abandoned the 2 expansions per year model after the release of Eve Online: Plushie's Paradise 1.3 in December 2015 due to the edict handed down by CCP's then parent company Cloud Imperium Games.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Barbara Nichole
Cryogenic Consultancy
548
|
Posted - 2014.04.01 23:23:00 -
[24] - Quote
Quote:The theme for this summer's Eve Online expansion has been revealed! PvE!
Hogwash.
-á-á- remove the cloaked from local; free intel is the real problem, not-á "afk" cloaking-á-
[IMG]http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a208/DawnFrostbringer/consultsig.jpg[/IMG] |
| |
|
| Pages: [1] :: one page |
| First page | Previous page | Next page | Last page |