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Vulxanis Viceroy
Xiadii Family Holdings
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Posted - 2014.04.04 19:17:00 -
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Domanique Altares wrote:Nauplius wrote:The blood of the Sebiestor shall provide us intellect. It's about time that something did.
The Amarr are not lacking in intellect, and we do not require the intelligence of the minmatar to make up for any such deficit.
However, I do highly value the intelligence of my Sebiestor charges especially, and many of them are interested in finances and management, science, or other such ventures, and I look forward for when those that have not already can enter business with me.
For example, my secretary, Adala Andiun, has been a wonderful steward of my estate in Khanid, and she is of the Sebiestor bloodline. Sebiestor often are very useful people, and when encouraged to pursue their strengths, can achieve great things. God truly has blessed them with a special set of gifts in certain areas. Not that there are not Amarr, Ni Kunni, or Khanid that possess such gifts as well, as there are, but as a rule those of Sebiestor heritage are very likely to be strong in such areas.
However, in the case of the heretical psychopath known as nauplius, I can certainly see why he said the above comment.
God knows he needs it, for intellect he obviously does not possess. Fide et honore. (OOC note: proper form of address is Lord Draconis. Nothing with"Viceroy" or "Vulxanis". Seriously, read my bio - https://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Vulxanis_Viceroy#Extended_Bio (Twitter @VulxanisViceroy) |
Adala Andiun
Xiadii Family Holdings
0
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Posted - 2014.04.04 19:38:00 -
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Vulxanis Viceroy wrote:
The Amarr are not lacking in intellect, and we do not require the intelligence of the minmatar to make up for any such deficit.
However, I do highly value the intelligence of my Sebiestor charges especially, and many of them are interested in finances and management, science, or other such ventures, and I look forward for when those that have not already can enter business with me.
For example, my secretary, Adala Andiun, has been a wonderful steward of my estate in Khanid, and she is of the Sebiestor bloodline. Sebiestor often are very useful people, and when encouraged to pursue their strengths, can achieve great things. God truly has blessed them with a special set of gifts in certain areas. Not that there are not Amarr, Ni Kunni, or Khanid that possess such gifts as well, as there are, but as a rule those of Sebiestor heritage are very likely to be strong in such areas.
However, in the case of the heretical psychopath known as nauplius, I can certainly see why he said the above comment.
God knows he needs it, for intellect he obviously does not possess.
*blushes*
I do my best. |
Kalaratiri
Assault With Slimy Things
311
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Posted - 2014.04.04 19:58:00 -
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Andreus Ixiris wrote:Well, if we're being totally frank here, I will admit that Sebiestor are far from unattractive, although - uncharacteristically for me, I might remark - I tend more towards Sebiestor women than men, as many of the men seem to have this unfortunate habit of shaving their heads, which rather takes away from their appearence.
What's wrong with shaved heads?
Vulxanis Viceroy wrote:Sebiestor often are very useful people, and when encouraged to pursue their strengths, can achieve great things. God truly has blessed them with a special set of gifts in certain areas. Not that there are not Amarr, Ni Kunni, or Khanid that possess such gifts as well, as there are, but as a rule those of Sebiestor heritage are very likely to be strong in such areas.
Man, I will steal all the food in your house. She's mad but she's magic, there's no lie in her fire.
This is possibly one of the worst threads in the history of these forums. -á- CCP Falcon |
Vulxanis Viceroy
Xiadii Family Holdings
78
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Posted - 2014.04.04 20:09:00 -
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Kalaratiri wrote:
Man, I will steal all the food in your house.
That would be quite the feat, as my charges who have become chefs, as well as those in charge of the food supply, do a marvelous job keeping it sustained. Not only that, but my Kameiras are a very effective security force.
Guests are always interesting, however. If you wish to sample the work of my chefs, that could possibly be arranged, depending on certain factors, but it is possible. Fide et honore. (OOC note: proper form of address is Lord Draconis. Nothing with"Viceroy" or "Vulxanis". Seriously, read my bio - https://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Vulxanis_Viceroy#Extended_Bio (Twitter @VulxanisViceroy) |
Lyckeus Morre
Straight Edged Mercantile Inc.
10
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Posted - 2014.04.04 22:16:00 -
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Vulxanis Viceroy wrote:Domanique Altares wrote:Nauplius wrote:The blood of the Sebiestor shall provide us intellect. It's about time that something did. The Amarr are not lacking in intellect, and we do not require the intelligence of the minmatar to make up for any such deficit. However, I do highly value the intelligence of my Sebiestor charges especially, and many of them are interested in finances and management, science, or other such ventures, and I look forward for when those that have not already can enter business with me. For example, my secretary, Adala Andiun, has been a wonderful steward of my estate in Khanid, and she is of the Sebiestor bloodline. Sebiestor often are very useful people, and when encouraged to pursue their strengths, can achieve great things. God truly has blessed them with a special set of gifts in certain areas. Not that there are not Amarr, Ni Kunni, or Khanid that possess such gifts as well, as there are, but as a rule those of Sebiestor heritage are very likely to be strong in such areas. However, in the case of the heretical psychopath known as nauplius, I can certainly see why he said the above comment. God knows he needs it, for intellect he obviously does not possess. Well Said Amarrian If your guns like us more, chances are, our guns wont hate you any less... |
Claudia Osyn
Mythic Security Service
283
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Posted - 2014.04.05 00:00:00 -
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So, has OP met out his divine punishment upon the minmatar in the name of the Amarr yet? The lack of money is the root of all evil. |
Saya Ishikari
Akagi Initiative
284
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Posted - 2014.04.05 01:09:00 -
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I remember the last one. He vowed to bring the Amarr Empire to its knees singlehandedly, with a frigate and a hundred million ISK. I wonder what this one's gimmick will be... Leaflets? Doctored footage? Pickett signs? A crossbow that launches angry cats? |
Andreus Ixiris
Duty.
4505
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Posted - 2014.04.05 01:10:00 -
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Saya Ishikari wrote:A crossbow that launches angry cats? To be entirely fair, I'd balk at fighting a person who had a crossbow that launched angry cats. Mane 614
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Sharianai Sandvoss
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
2
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Posted - 2014.04.05 01:34:00 -
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Catch the cats in a burlap bag. Be sure to wear welders gloves. Shake vigorously. Throw the whole pile of frothing, screeching claws, teeth and fur on the offending crossbow user. Laugh evily. |
Kale Silence
Sebietar Scavenging and Hacking
39
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Posted - 2014.04.05 02:30:00 -
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Sharianai Sandvoss wrote:Catch the cats in a burlap bag. Be sure to wear welders gloves. Shake vigorously. Throw the whole pile of frothing, screeching claws, teeth and fur on the offending crossbow user. Laugh evily.
Dat's mean... See Corp bio for business details
"Love me or hate me, but money don't judge me. I don't care about your opinion, unless you intend to pay me. Then I care." - Anonymous |
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Sharianai Sandvoss
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
2
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Posted - 2014.04.05 03:12:00 -
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Kale Silence wrote:Sharianai Sandvoss wrote:Catch the cats in a burlap bag. Be sure to wear welders gloves. Shake vigorously. Throw the whole pile of frothing, screeching claws, teeth and fur on the offending crossbow user. Laugh evily. Dat's mean... Nooo..
Mean is throwing blackout sheets over a gorilla cage, repeatedly poking said gorilla with a long stick (blackout sheets are important here. He can't see the source), then handing the stick to the Paladin who investigates the commotion as you shoot the lock off the cage. Door flies open, gorilla sees who'se got the stick... Instant fun.
Or, you could dump ten gallons of meat juice over somebody, and open slaver pens nearby. Run Food, run! |
Kale Silence
Sebietar Scavenging and Hacking
39
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Posted - 2014.04.05 05:06:00 -
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Sharianai Sandvoss wrote:Kale Silence wrote:Sharianai Sandvoss wrote:Catch the cats in a burlap bag. Be sure to wear welders gloves. Shake vigorously. Throw the whole pile of frothing, screeching claws, teeth and fur on the offending crossbow user. Laugh evily. Dat's mean... Nooo.. Mean is throwing blackout sheets over a gorilla cage, repeatedly poking said gorilla with a long stick (blackout sheets are important here. He can't see the source), then handing the stick to the Paladin who investigates the commotion as you shoot the lock off the cage. Door flies open, gorilla sees who'se got the stick... Instant fun. Or, you could dump ten gallons of meat juice over somebody, and open slaver pens nearby. Run Food, run!
I like you We should hang out.
See Corp bio for business details
"Love me or hate me, but money don't judge me. I don't care about your opinion, unless you intend to pay me. Then I care." - Anonymous |
Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
530
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Posted - 2014.04.05 09:39:00 -
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I shall consult my future-prediction device.
"Outlook unclear, ask again later"
Amazing. |
Synthetic Cultist
Church of The Crimson Saviour
335
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Posted - 2014.04.05 10:26:00 -
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Anabella Rella wrote:Someone once said we were "fun-sized". I assumed that was some kind of compliment.
Sebiestor exotic Dancers are frequently Smaller than other ethnicities.
This makes them considerably more space Efficient, for transportation purposes. Also for construction of Cakes for Exotic Dancers to jump out of.
Additionally, because of the Importance of Tattoos in Minmatar culture, Sebiestor Exotic Dancers have a smaller off-duty wardrobe volume requirement, compared to Other bloodlines.
Thus, a greater number of Sebiestor Exotic Dancers can be accommodated in a given Volume, which is often considered Fun. |
Trensk Mikakka
SniggWaffe WAFFLES.
20
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Posted - 2014.04.05 13:39:00 -
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I'll admit, this thread made me giggle. No small feat. I applaud you all. Oh, and is OP dispensing justice yet? |
Anabella Rella
Gradient
1640
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Posted - 2014.04.05 16:31:00 -
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I suspect the OP is still wondering why it's a bad idea to fit both shield and armor modules to his frigate to have handed out much "justice".
When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around. |
Ava Starfire
Gradient
1504
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Posted - 2014.04.05 16:57:00 -
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Tabor Murn wrote:Anabella Rella wrote:So you're still lusting after that scrawny, asexual psychopath, Jones? Gods and spirits man, you can do so much better! For the life of me I'll never understand why you're attracted to... it. Sebbies shouldn't be making fun of anyone for being scrawny.
I know a certain Brutor who is gonna be sleeping on the couch... "There is no strength in numbers; have no such misconception."
-Jayka Vofur, "Warfare in the North" |
Tabor Murn
Gradient
59
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Posted - 2014.04.05 17:23:00 -
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Four pages, and finally a credible threat!
I hereby repent before the Empress Ava I, and submit to Sebiestor authority in accordance with Tribal order E44D SC.23. |
Scherezad
Revenent Defence Corperation Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
1684
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Posted - 2014.04.05 17:42:00 -
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You two are so cute :) |
Pieter Tuulinen
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
3448
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Posted - 2014.04.05 20:54:00 -
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You think he was joking? He backpedaled like a woken sleepwalker who came to on a mountain ledge - and no wonder. "You let one of them go, but that's nothing new is it? Every now and then a little victim is allowed to escape; because she smiled, because he's got freckles, because they begged. And that's how you live with yourself. That's how you slaughter millions." "Only a killer would know that..." |
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Ava Starfire
Gradient
1513
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Posted - 2014.04.06 11:27:00 -
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Tabor Murn wrote:Four pages, and finally a credible threat!
I hereby repent before the Empress Ava I, and submit to Sebiestor authority in accordance with Tribal order E44D SC.23.
I sentence you to make me pancakes. You know how I like 'em. "There is no strength in numbers; have no such misconception."
-Jayka Vofur, "Warfare in the North" |
Rana Ash
Gradient
383
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Posted - 2014.04.09 11:08:00 -
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GalNet should have more threads like this, cause they really brighten my day |
Morwen Lagann
Tyrathlion Interstellar
1152
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Posted - 2014.04.09 12:49:00 -
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Vulxanis Viceroy wrote:Kalaratiri wrote:
Man, I will steal all the food in your house.
That would be quite the feat [...] Not for Kala.
I'm pretty sure she's an experimental prototype Sebiestor running off a small singularity. Morwen Lagann CEO, Tyrathlion Interstellar |
Ava Starfire
Gradient
1513
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Posted - 2014.04.09 12:50:00 -
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She so is. "There is no strength in numbers; have no such misconception."
-Jayka Vofur, "Warfare in the North" |
Kalaratiri
Assault With Slimy Things
319
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Posted - 2014.04.11 14:12:00 -
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No I'm not...
*shifty eyes* She's mad but she's magic, there's no lie in her fire.
This is possibly one of the worst threads in the history of these forums. -á- CCP Falcon |
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