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Bane Nucleus Sky Fighters Sky Syndicate 1354	Posted - 2014.04.02 20:59:00 - [1] - Quote Tell me about a gank, in poetic fashion. I once shot a man who was mining Over his loss he was pining He got overly vocal When he raged in local My cup overllowed with the tears from his whining. No trolling please
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie Panhandle Industries 368	Posted - 2014.04.02 22:46:00 - [2] - Quote How did you end up here, discussing a whine and a tear. When from wormholes you come. King of piracy and rum. Others see you and fear. New player resources: http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/Main_Page - General information http://www.evealtruist.com/p/know-your-enemy.html - Learn to PvP http://belligerentundesirables.com/ - Safaris, Awoxes, Ganking and Griefing-á
Bane Nucleus Sky Fighters Sky Syndicate 1355	Posted - 2014.04.02 22:54:00 - [3] - Quote The bears jew in all parts of space So I drop my probes to begin the chase They never bother to scan all goes according to plan Their barge and their pod they'll have to replace No trolling please
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie Panhandle Industries 369	Posted - 2014.04.02 23:53:00 - [4] - Quote Oblivious Foe Dies to your antimatter Congratulations New player resources: http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/Main_Page - General information http://www.evealtruist.com/p/know-your-enemy.html - Learn to PvP http://belligerentundesirables.com/ - Safaris, Awoxes, Ganking and Griefing-á
Erica Dusette Sky Fighters Sky Syndicate 6011	Posted - 2014.04.03 00:23:00 - [5] - Quote Two for one There I was chilling in a C1, Static highsec so maybe some suckers come. I see this miner jump in - carries out a quick scan, I see he's got alts so I formulate a plan. One then two they land in the site, Just shtty retrievers - won't be much of a fight. But hang on what's this - another one lands? Jesus gimme a chance I only got two hands. Only got one more alt - flying fail-sit Stratios, Could quite possibly turn into my first Sister's loss. I get a warp in then point the first pair, Local chat pops up with "* this ain't fair!!" First one goes down with a pop and a pew, Second one's pointed so I'm comin' for you. Inferno in volleys - faction drones in the air, This one goes down yelling "I don't ***** care." Gathering our senses we move for the third, But sadly for us he's separate from the herd. Landed 100 off on the other side of site, Looks like he's lucky - get's to enjoy the rest of his night. -áGÖí-á-á-áMajor (Ret.) Caldari Naval Militia Gÿá -á Sky Fighters \| Just an innocent explorer! pâä Sith1s Spectre: "Here at Sky Fighters we respect quality forum PvPers."
Jaxi Wreckful The Conference Elite CODE. 0	Posted - 2014.04.03 01:05:00 - [6] - Quote F1 for Friendship Ahem.... I think my heart is too large and my love is too big. For a mining barge, who does nothing but dig. Hull bright and shining, harvesting ore. Nothing but mining? I thought, what a bore. So I locked up this ship, this vessel, so odd. I F1'd for friendship and out came the pod. I target the pod, so filled with glee. I had to thank god, for my new friend to be. His pod I did grip, scramming so tight. I F1'd for friendship, with all of my might. Where did he go? I don't understand. Maybe concord will know. They've started to land.
Erica Dusette Sky Fighters Sky Syndicate 6025	Posted - 2014.04.03 01:25:00 - [7] - Quote POCO transfer Once upon a time I lived in a C2, Decided to move out to a system with a better view. But I left some POCOs and a scout who's offline, Just incase someone sieged them I'd remind them they're mine. Few months later and sure enough, Got some alt corp notifications - someone's called my bluff. Scan out an exit - send down my girls. Onyx, Tengu, Proty - ladies shinin' like pearls. Reinforced timer - got plenty time to spare, So the girls waxed their legs then styled their pretty hair. Did some scans then made bookmarks - ready for the fight, Sharing one POS - three enemy corps asleep in the night. Morning arrives and we sit on the static, Enemy's awake and Dscan's erratic. In warps a noobship too oblivious to care, Sits on the static - in disbelief I stare. Proty decloaks and says a good morning, Poor little ship explodes without warning. Capsule just sit there staring at the waste. Dispatch her to highsec without further haste. Couple hours later on the static we sit, Onyx decloaked - decides to bubble up for a bit. Visible to anyone who checks their Dscan, But obviously not to this guy who lands in his **** can. Trapped in my bubble I blow a kiss - twirl my hair, Then watch the pretty green goo as it sprays through the air. Then what's this on scan - Mobile Depot in despair? So I cleaned up his rubbish - littering really ain't fair. Now you'd think all this excitment would make them start to care, But it seems business as usual - no big scary bear. Old mate returns and goes for a mine, So we had to teach him naivety is a crime. But I was last to land - too slow in my Tengu, Had to make do watching more of that pod goo. This time they realized their plight wasn't fair, A message in my inbox showing they really do care. They wanted my POCOs in trade for some cash, I said "Keep your ISK I want a girl for my stash." A stranger ransom nobody had heard, See I'd been through their memberlist and picked a pretty bird. They had to think on it - make their decision the best, Convo next morning - I got a new pilot for my nest. She'd packed her stuff - dropped corp to depart, When I explained I was joking - truth is I have a heart. So we gave them the POCOs and promised to depart. -áGÖí-á-á-áMajor (Ret.) Caldari Naval Militia Gÿá -á Sky Fighters \| Just an innocent explorer! pâä Sith1s Spectre: "Here at Sky Fighters we respect quality forum PvPers."
Bane Nucleus Sky Fighters Sky Syndicate 1359	Posted - 2014.04.03 01:43:00 - [8] - Quote Jaxi Wreckful wrote: F1 for Friendship Best title ever lol! No trolling please
Sabriz Adoudel Mission BLITZ 2433	Posted - 2014.04.03 02:45:00 - [9] - Quote Catalyst patrol I accident'ly F1 One less mining bot https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=326497 --áPsychotic Monk for CSM! https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=238931 - an idea for a new form of hybrid PVE/PVP content. If you want to mine in highsec, read www.minerbumping.com.
Gaylord Fappington GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 32	Posted - 2014.04.03 13:15:00 - [10] - Quote Whose belts these are I think I know. New Halaima is his home; He will not see me stopping here To check his miners to and fro. My little scout must think it ***** To mine with Gaylord Fappington near Between Piekura and Saatuban The darkest evening of the year. He gives his passive scan a shake To ask if there is some mistake. Faction mods and AFK And not a hint of any tank. The belts are lovely, dark and deep, But I have sacred rules to keep, And ganks to go before I sleep, And ganks to go before I sleep.

Bumsicle Wedgie Science and Trade Institute Caldari State 44	Posted - 2014.04.03 13:19:00 - [11] - Quote A few limericks strung together beautifully... or so Mother says. -- There once was a man in a freighter, Who just couldn't wait until later, So eschewing Blue Frog, He began a long slog, With greed as his true navigator... He undocked in a Charon at Jita, Without insta-warping a meter, Didn't note for a minute, The curious frigate, A silently locking lone Cheetah... Unaware of this small violation, He proceeded to his destination, With a hold full of loot, And an ego to suit, His impending sad humiliation... At Niarja he sees far too late, As he slowly aligns from the gate, That the bumping BS, As the killers aggress, Isn't helping him out of this state... His screams go unheard in the void, Whilst his killers explode, overjoyed, The wreck is picked clean, He's looking quite green, Then charred as his pod is destroyed... Then he wakes in a medical bay, In a shiny new clone far away, With a wallet quite sad, And the knowledge he's bad, At a game he's paid for me to play.
Bane Nucleus Sky Fighters Sky Syndicate 1365	Posted - 2014.04.03 19:41:00 - [12] - Quote I always knew pvpers had souls. So beautiful lol No trolling please
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie Panhandle Industries 377	Posted - 2014.04.03 20:06:00 - [13] - Quote Bane Nucleus wrote: I always knew pvpers had souls. So beautiful lol My soul is stored, Upon a shelf near my bed. Purchased for ten mill. New player resources: http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/Main_Page - General information http://www.evealtruist.com/p/know-your-enemy.html - Learn to PvP http://belligerentundesirables.com/ - Safaris, Awoxes, Ganking and Griefing-á
Jaxi Wreckful The Conference Elite CODE. 2	Posted - 2014.04.03 20:15:00 - [14] - Quote Bane Nucleus wrote: Jaxi Wreckful wrote: F1 for Friendship Best title ever lol!
Malcolm Shinhwa Bad Touches 1725	Posted - 2014.04.03 20:44:00 - [15] - Quote The itsy bitsy miner crawled up the mining belt Down came the gank to blow the miner out Out came the pod and tried to flee the pain The itsy bitsy miner went up in flames again. I know violence isn't the answer. I got it wrong on purpose. "You're a d-bag. But you're a caring d-bag." -- Sindel Pellion

ISD Ezwal ISD Community Communications Liaisons 1091	Posted - 2014.04.03 22:30:00 - [16] - Quote The Man. The Clone. The Rules. Broken they fall Down Down Down on black sand The teal sea ripples indifference I have removed a rule breaking ~~post~~ poem. The Rules: 6. Racism and discrimination are prohibited. Racism, gender stereotyping and hate speech are not permitted on the EVE Online Forums. Derogatory posting that includes race, religion or sexual preference based personal attacks and trolling can result in immediate suspension of forum posting privileges. ISD Ezwal Captain Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department

Dani Dusette Sky Fighters Sky Syndicate 1207	Posted - 2014.04.03 23:15:00 - [17] - Quote Salvage Err' day my routine's the same, Scan out the static and see if there's game. One day I look and saw a big fleet, Jumped in my Manticore - off for a meet n' greet. They're in this site all blapping at sleepers, I land next to them at 50 and think "Jeepers". Hold my cloak and watch the show, As the site's finished they pack up n' blow. I stay near the wrecks to see what comes next, In warps this lone Noctis - left me quite vexed. He's salvaging - sitting at 40 from me, A perfect bombing line I can suddenly see. Start up my engines - align my lil ship, Decloak at 30 - start shooting from the hip. Direct hit with bomb - structure I see, One volley of torps saying g'day from me. Up goes the Noctis - with a bang and a wee, Looks like one month's gaming - free for me. Big fleet POSes up - in terror they float, Shuddering in fear of Dani's little boat. Mizhir:-á "Dani Dusette, Best Dusette" Samoth Egnoled: "Make sure you turn yourself often and bathe in your own juices." ISD Ezwal: "Might I inform you that I am as real as it gets?"
Praxis Ginimic Dead Men Rising Ushra'Khan 784	Posted - 2014.04.04 00:45:00 - [18] - Quote "Reverse Gank" or "The Obvious Bait is Obvious" A lonely procurer was in the top belt, Warp in from the out gate and F1 I felt, But as I arrived local spike, With my heart rate alike, my roam was immediately ended, As to the med bay my form was ascendant
Kaarous Aldurald ROC Deep Space The ROC 4381	Posted - 2014.04.04 01:05:00 - [19] - Quote There once was a miner from Balle. He was greedy, he wanted it all. Fitting all MLUs. He thought he couldn't lose. Til the New Order answered the call. "Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws." -áPsychotic Monk for CSM9.
Bumsicle Wedgie Science and Trade Institute Caldari State 47	Posted - 2014.04.04 08:29:00 - [20] - Quote There once was a prolific ganker, For Macks and Retrievers he'd hanker, He'd shoot and he'd pod, To appease the blood God, And everyone called him a nasty person.

Solecist Project Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 115	Posted - 2014.04.04 12:50:00 - [21] - Quote Eenee meenee minee m0o will it be me, or will it be you dancing together, I'm holding you tight after candle light dinner and a walk through the night your shields gettin' thinner, as I gently neckbite. We reach my apartment and fall through the door; Your armor is shrinking, dress drops on the floor I can see in your eyes that you're begging for more as I enter your hull... excitement galore! I keep pounding and pounding and you're ready to pop you realize the horror and you yell OH PLEASE STOP while I'm blowing my load, screaming: GO TO HELL... POD!!!
Kristopher Rocancourt Auto Erotic Decapitation 371	Posted - 2014.04.08 15:56:00 - [22] - Quote There once was a pilot named Kris, A transsexual who likes to drink **** <<-- [P word describing urine], With GankMoa on gate, Slowboats meet their fate, He copulates with them, then blows them a kiss. https://zkillboard.com/character/91143676/ http://killalliance.co.uk/tears/tears-holeysheet/
Pix Severus School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State 675	Posted - 2014.04.09 01:46:00 - [23] - Quote Thermal is red EM is blue Your ship went "pop" And so did you
crimsonshank Aliastra Gallente Federation 9	Posted - 2014.04.09 03:43:00 - [24] - Quote The List I read of this game with its awards and claim to fame The account is made with a character looking dapper The help channels are beaming with great advice I begin to explore system to system taking in the sights But here is a new message before I can enter, is this uncharted territory? Have I discovered something new? I proceed with angst On the other side is you, my ship is destroyed you laugh in local about my poor fit When asked why you claimed I deserved it. That day you went on The List. Two years to the later with skills to pilot a mighty ship I have discovered your new Alliance, I am welcomed in it not remembering our past Trust is gained I move through leadership until that day you lost all of it At first login you notice the wallet is empty as you panic to check your hangers like a thief in the night I took all of it When asked why I reminded you of our past when that week old toon was destroyed with haste I respond "you deserved it" All your pos's are gone your sov bills unpaid, just like my shiny new ship everything you owned was taken for it You were the first one on and now the first one off, but need I remind you I still have a list Revenge is sweet, crippling your foes is sweeter but remember before shooting that new bro he may come to haunt At a date much later. The List
Creepy Bald Uncle Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic 0	Posted - 2014.04.09 06:58:00 - [25] - Quote Saw title, thought you Ganked Poetic Stanziel I am dissapoint World's Best Everything
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance 854	Posted - 2014.04.09 15:47:00 - [26] - Quote There's a carebear In our Frigidaire-- He hates it 'cause it's cold in there. With his seat in the meat And his face in the fish And his big hairy paws In the buttery dish, He's pondering ship loss Was botting like a boss Until we stuffed him in there, Preserve with formaldehyde some do But Avery mayonnaise prefers do To prevent rotting corpse smelling like pooh, That carebear In our Fridgitydaire. Would you like to know more?
PrettyMuch Always Right University of Caille Gallente Federation 10	Posted - 2014.04.09 17:27:00 - [27] - Quote Six gankers on grid. Scorpion locked and ready They all flee, cowards
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie Panhandle Industries 412	Posted - 2014.04.09 17:47:00 - [28] - Quote PrettyMuch Always Right wrote: Six gankers on grid. Scorpion locked and ready They all flee, cowards No need to be jammed How cowardish to survive. Later they return. New player resources: http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/Main_Page - General information http://www.evealtruist.com/p/know-your-enemy.html - Learn to PvP http://belligerentundesirables.com/ - Safaris, Awoxes, Ganking and Griefing-á
Kristopher Rocancourt Auto Erotic Decapitation 371	Posted - 2014.04.09 20:25:00 - [29] - Quote PrettyMuch Always Right wrote: Six gankers on grid. Scorpion locked and ready They all flee, cowards There once was a carebear who'se tears, Got over everyone that came near, He got ganked one day, His Pod got away, And said ' I did not want that Hulk ANYWAY!' https://zkillboard.com/character/91143676/ http://killalliance.co.uk/tears/tears-holeysheet/
Bane Nucleus Sky Fighters Sky Syndicate 1429	Posted - 2014.04.09 20:49:00 - [30] - Quote Last night there was a helios that jumped in our hole Scanning for a high sec was probably his goal He found a way out That was camped by our scout There was a price for entering: his corpse was the toll No trolling please

Clara Pond Caldari Provisions Caldari State 26	Posted - 2014.04.10 09:46:00 - [31] - Quote An extract from my opus "The Salvation of Gamis" at http://www.minerbumping.com/ : "... then follow'd tales and much debate of fair Erotica 1 and her Gate 'til o'er horizon slunk and crept a Covetor - and highsec wept."
Meilandra Vanderganken Aliastra Gallente Federation 113	Posted - 2014.04.10 15:27:00 - [32] - Quote Not about a specific gank but I like to throw it in local every now and then: Thou barges better tanked they be, for when comes the ganking spree! Such eloquence, such wisdom in so little words.


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