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        |  Cartographica
 Cartographica Brokerage Firm
 
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       | Posted - 2014.04.03 20:10:00 -
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 The Cartographica Brokerage Firm is an investment opportunity for the entirety of New Eden and is as described below:
 
 Low Risk: 5 - 7.5%
 Our Low Risk investment plan serves as a baseline plan for those looking to get their feet wet in long term financial security. Choosing to invest your ISK in this manner will provide a reliable bi-monthly 5 - 7.5% interest rate on your investment. What separates this plan from our others is its vanilla approach to where the ISK is invested. Generally your ISK will be poured into the most reliable trade margins where predictability is the word. These commodities are tried a tested with little to no surprises on a yearly scale. Reliability and security come at the price of lower payouts due to trade on these predictable trends providing lower-end profit margins. Never underestimate the value of financial security though, while payouts are low, you will almost always see your payouts on the higher end of its interest scale and will never have to worry about a market crash.
 
 Medium Risk: 12 - 14.5%
 Our Medium Risk investment plan serves as an investment towards the backbone of New Eden's economy. Your ISK will enter the fast-paced environment of trading on commodity market trends that are hot and profitable. This is where you will see your ISK growing off of the careful and dedicated research/analysis into New Eden's market. Interest rates will vary from 12 - 14.5% bi-monthly for all investments under this plan. In terms of financial security, your investment growth will see more movement along its interest rate range depending on market trends and patch note surprises.
 
 High Risk: 19 - 21.5%
 Our High Risk investment plan serves as something fit for folks of wealth and taste. This is a plan for if you want to know your ISK will be growing as a result of the most cutting-end market trends that can be identified along with the moving of commodities that are rare, unique, and of immense value. There is a special thrill in knowing that what you invest will only be touching the hands of space elite and with that comes high-end investment returns. You will see interest rates on the range of 19-21.5% bi-monthly. It must be warned though, High Risk is a plan for those seeking the thrill of "high-risk, high-reward" play. Market crashes are a definite threat and there is no way to know where on the interest scale your pay-out will fall. If you are looking for the "Best plan" in terms of risk vs reward, it is strongly advised to stick with our Medium Risk plan.
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        |  Cartographica
 Cartographica Brokerage Firm
 
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       | Posted - 2014.04.03 20:10:00 -
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 Financial Security
 Market crashes are a very real threat in EVE online for anyone. In the event of unforeseeable consequences you are guaranteed back 100% of your current balance +5%. All clients will be notified of any such negative trends or fallouts. An additional level of Financial Security can be purchased for 25 million ISK. Just send the 25 million ISK to the corporation the same way all deposits are explained below, but in the reason field enter "Security". In the event that a catastrophic financial event occurs and the Firm is not able to payout to all investors, clients who purchased security will be the first to receive what can be paid out. Multiple security purchases can be made and will be taken into account in terms of how far up the list your account is in terms of financial security. All purchases will need to be made separately. Any Security purchase with a value greater than or less than 25 million ISK in the ISK transferred will be returned.
 
 How do I get started?
 In order to open an account and get started, all you will need to do is send the ISK you would like to invest to the Cartographica Brokerage Firm with either "High", "Medium", or "Low" in the reason field. This will allow us to know how you would like the ISK invested. For the sake of simplicity and security, your account will be treated as YOUR character's name and all deposits, withdrawals, and balance inquiries must originate from said character. All values of ISK sent in will be returned if there is no listed reason. NEVER SEND ISK TO ANYONE BUT THE CORP ITSELF. An Investment Broker will NEVER personally ask you for ISK. If you have any questions about the process or just have general investment questions, visit the channel "Cartographica Brokerage Firm" to speak with an Investment Broker.
 
 How do I check my balance?
 Simply send an EVE mail to myself, "Cartographica", with the subject line "Balance". If in need of assistance or want a faster response, feel free to visit the channel "Cartographica Brokerage Firm" to speak with an Investment Broker.
 
 Dude, where is my ISK?
 All pay-outs will be done on a monthly basis. In order to withdraw, an EVE mail with "Withdraw" in the subject line will need to be sent to myself, Cartographica, before the last interest accumulation period of each month. The last period will be considered to be the middle of the month which will always occur on the 15th. For any withdrawal that is greater than 50% of your current total investment, at least 1 month advanced withdrawal notice will be need. The subject line for those EVE mails will need to be "Full Withdraw" and no ISK value will be needed in the text field given that we will just send you the entirety of your current balance and close your account.
 
 Ok, what is the catch? What do you get from all of this?
 There is no catch, it is a business. Our profit margins are greater than the payouts. Simple as that.
 
 Thank you for your time and take the opportunity today to secure your financial prosperity with the Cartographica Brokerage Firm!
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        |  Shizuken
 Venerated Stars
 
 281
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.04.03 20:13:00 -
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 Who wants to set the over/under on this thread getting locked?
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        |  BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
 Panhandle Industries
 
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       | Posted - 2014.04.03 20:13:00 -
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 Uh, if you plan on scamming people, the forums aren't the best place to generate interest, and posting in the crime and punishment boards makes it look MORE like a scam.
 New player resources:
 http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/Main_Page - General information
 http://www.evealtruist.com/p/know-your-enemy.html - Learn to PvP
 http://belligerentundesirables.com/ - Safaris, Awoxes, Ganking and Griefing-á
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        |  george harries
 School of Applied Knowledge
 Caldari State
 
 59
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.04.03 20:16:00 -
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 Wrong forum - try Market Discussions - although I'll get my popcorn out, I suspect the word Ponzi may be used
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        |  Marsha Mallow
 
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       | Posted - 2014.04.03 20:17:00 -
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 Cartographica wrote:something fit for folks of wealth and taste Wrong forum (this is the peasant forum, there's NO money here, and definitely no taste) ---> Market Discussions . They'll be really nice and helpful there, and shower you with stuff. Off you go.
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        |  Khergit Deserters
 Crom's Angels
 
 2987
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.04.03 20:18:00 -
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 I didn't trust this until I saw OP's avatar. He looks like a regional sales rep/bank loan officer/motivational seminar speaker. I.e. an authentic money-loving business-type guy.
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        |  Shizuken
 Venerated Stars
 
 281
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.04.03 20:18:00 -
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 You should try market discussion, where the rest of the real scams are.
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        |  Akirei Scytale
 Okami Syndicate
 
 3422
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.04.03 20:18:00 -
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 Lemme guess, you read a book about Ponzi Schemes?
 
 You're supposed to present your scam as a believable service, not just "gimme your money, trust I can consistently work market magic and I will return your cash plus X%!" because everyone here knows you can't.
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        |  Mr Epeen
 It's All About Me
 
 4997
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.04.03 20:25:00 -
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 Where the hell are you Doc?
 
 We need you more than ever today.
 
 Mr Epeen
  There are 86,400 seconds in a day. You just saved one of them by typing 'u' instead of 'you'.-á Congratulations, dumbass!
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        |  Jonah Gravenstein
 Machiavellian Space Bastards
 
 17681
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.04.03 20:35:00 -
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 Phaser Inc MKII?
 
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        |  Unsuccessful At Everything
 The Troll Bridge
 
 11823
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.04.03 20:37:00 -
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 Relevant.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
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        |  Salvos Rhoska
 
 981
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.04.03 20:48:00 -
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 lolno
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        |  Doc Fury
 Furious Enterprises
 
 4255
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.04.03 20:55:00 -
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 Mr Epeen wrote:Where the hell are you Doc? We need you more than ever today. Mr Epeen   
 
 Even Doc has to eat sometime.
  
 
 The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the ho's and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' and I'll look down, and whisper 'Hodor'.
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        |  Beekeeper Bob
 Beekeepers Anonymous
 
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       | Posted - 2014.04.03 21:01:00 -
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 Scam threads in GD are left open now?
  
 CCP: "We know what's best for the game, so you can't have any options....."
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        |  Serene Repose
 
 1220
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.04.03 21:04:00 -
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 I invested in your firm. Now, I'm BROKE-er-age...
 
 Despite carefully crafted wall of text this post earns 3 Yawns.
 
 yawn yawn yawn
 I have sworn upon the altar of God eternal hostility toward every form of tyranny over the mind of man.-á
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        |  Pytria Le'Danness
 Placid Reborn
 
 74
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.04.03 21:06:00 -
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 Wait, what? I thought Erotica 1 was banned?
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        |  Doc Fury
 Furious Enterprises
 
 4255
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.04.03 21:10:00 -
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 Mods are asleep. This is now a Zamboni thread!
 
 
 Boni1
 
 Boni2
 
 Boni3
 
 
 
 
 
 The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the ho's and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' and I'll look down, and whisper 'Hodor'.
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        |  Mistah Ewedynao
 Center for Advanced Studies
 Gallente Federation
 
 454
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.04.03 21:15:00 -
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 Where's those LSD guys when you need them?
 Nerf Goons
 
 Nuke em from orbit....it's the only way to be sure.
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        |  Michael Ruckert
 Federal Navy Academy
 Gallente Federation
 
 122
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.04.03 21:16:00 -
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 Bernie Madoff plays EVE. Must have gotten privileges for good behavior to post here.
 "No matter how well you perform there's always somebody of intelligent opinion who thinks it's lousy." - Laurence Olivier
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        |  Unsuccessful At Everything
 The Troll Bridge
 
 11823
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.04.03 21:19:00 -
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 Give me all of your Zamboni, and I will double it. Rules in my bio.
 
 Every 101st customer must participate in an obligatory Bonus Round where there will be much singing and merriment, condiment smearing, Reading aloud from Twilight: New Moon erotic fan fic, karaoke time with Unsuccessful at Everything's Plushie's Paradise, Online Pictionary with Bonus Room agents and an educational lecture on the physics involved in Goat Simulator and how they relate to an office environment and wrath.
 Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
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        |  Regan Rotineque
 Arch Angels Assault Force
 The Kadeshi
 
 275
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.04.03 21:24:00 -
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 I thought you weren't allowed to post scams on eve-o
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        |  Chopper Rollins
 Brutor Tribe
 Minmatar Republic
 
 684
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.04.03 21:25:00 -
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 Scammers who never undock don't face any risk.
 CCP fix your gaem!
 
 
 
 Goggles. Making me look good. Making you look good.
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        |  Khergit Deserters
 Crom's Angels
 
 2989
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.04.03 21:27:00 -
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 Not even one gratuitous ice-girl-on-zamboni link for us? Harsh man.
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