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Dragon Ramirez
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Posted - 2006.05.07 15:43:00 -
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Shamelessly ripped off from another site, but why not...
Simple: Answer the pointless question above and ask another!
So, to start:
What do you think about mushrooms?
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Purgatori
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Posted - 2006.05.07 16:59:00 -
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What do you think about mushrooms?
There yummy,Wierd looking and some make you HhHhHHHigh
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Amataras
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Posted - 2006.05.07 17:29:00 -
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Originally by: Purgatori What do you think about mushrooms?
There yummy,Wierd looking and some make you HhHhHHHigh
You're supposed to ask a question  ------- The Eve Diplomacy Table |

Purgatori
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Posted - 2006.05.07 17:51:00 -
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Originally by: Amataras
Originally by: Purgatori What do you think about mushrooms?
There yummy,Wierd looking and some make you HhHhHHHigh
You're supposed to ask a question 
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Krulla
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Posted - 2006.05.07 19:47:00 -
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Originally by: Purgatori Edited by: Purgatori on 07/05/2006 17:50:04 Edited by: Purgatori on 07/05/2006 17:49:51 What do you think about mushrooms?
There yummy,Wierd looking and some make you HhHhHHHigh
What do you think about cups
Cups are good. You can drink stuff from them.
What do you think about ponytails?
Respect the Domi. Or else.
SIG HIJACK!!11 RAWRR!!1- IMMY
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Dragon Ramirez
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Posted - 2006.05.07 21:28:00 -
[6]
Originally by: Krulla
What do you think about ponytails?
Fine, provided they are tidy and not too long.
Why are onion rings so called?
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Baldour Ngarr
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Posted - 2006.05.07 21:49:00 -
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Originally by: Dragon Ramirez Why are onion rings so called?
They're made of onions, and shaped into rings.
What colour is an aeroplane's black box? ________________________________________________
"I tried strip mining, but I lost, and it's cold flying around in space naked." |

Krulla
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Posted - 2006.05.07 22:08:00 -
[8]
Originally by: Baldour Ngarr
Originally by: Dragon Ramirez Why are onion rings so called?
They're made of onions, and shaped into rings.
What colour is an aeroplane's black box?
Orange.
What's for lunch?
Respect the Domi. Or else.
SIG HIJACK!!11 RAWRR!!1- IMMY
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Purgatori
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Posted - 2006.05.07 22:22:00 -
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Originally by: Krulla
Originally by: Baldour Ngarr
Originally by: Dragon Ramirez Why are onion rings so called?
They're made of onions, and shaped into rings.
What colour is an aeroplane's black box?
Orange.
What's for lunch?
A BBQ !
How many days are in a leap year
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Samirol
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Posted - 2006.05.07 22:23:00 -
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Edited by: Samirol on 07/05/2006 22:23:35 Edited by: Samirol on 07/05/2006 22:22:51 damn, beat to the punch
366 days
How many days in the Islamic Calendar
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Baldour Ngarr
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Posted - 2006.05.07 22:50:00 -
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Originally by: Samirol Edited by: Samirol on 07/05/2006 22:23:35 Edited by: Samirol on 07/05/2006 22:22:51 damn, beat to the punch
366 days
How many days in the Islamic Calendar
354 - I believe.
What was King George VI of England's christian name? ________________________________________________
"I tried strip mining, but I lost, and it's cold flying around in space naked." |

Purgatori
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Posted - 2006.05.07 23:00:00 -
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Originally by: Baldour Ngarr
Originally by: Samirol Edited by: Samirol on 07/05/2006 22:23:35 Edited by: Samirol on 07/05/2006 22:22:51 damn, beat to the punch
366 days
How many days in the Islamic Calendar
354 - I believe.
What was King George VI of England's christian name?
Albert Frederick Arthur
Whats the total Seating Capacity at Old traford in manchester home to manchester Utd
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Tyto
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Posted - 2006.05.07 23:33:00 -
[13]
68,190
Do you give it a name?
I am the last of the famous international playboys
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Kindakrof
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Posted - 2006.05.07 23:53:00 -
[14]
Originally by: Tyto 68,190
Do you give it a name?
Yes, it's name is Claire.
How fast do you have to go to create enough drag so that you can hold a glass of water sideways against the wind without spilling one drop? ---- The _Ultimate_ thread <<- HAHA i removed the link
my sig is pr0 |

Subaru Yakamitsukamosuki
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Posted - 2006.05.08 00:20:00 -
[15]
43mph
What time is it on the moon?
OH FORGET IT |

Lord Slater
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Posted - 2006.05.08 02:10:00 -
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Originally by: Subaru Yakamitsukamosuki 43mph
What time is it on the moon?
No idea
Whats a lame Forum topic
YARRR HAHAHA im the happy pirate YARRRR |

Bryan Durl
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Posted - 2006.05.08 11:00:00 -
[17]
You spoilt it. The time on the moon is the time where ever you came from.
How far in feet is a mile? -------------------
How did i get here?
Originally by: Chode Rizoum kill or die trying
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Big Muthatrucker
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Posted - 2006.05.08 12:08:00 -
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5280 ft = 1 mi
A woman has 7 children, half of them are boys. How can this be possible? Inappropriate content - Laqum |

Big Muthatrucker
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Posted - 2006.05.08 12:08:00 -
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5280 ft = 1 mi
A woman has 7 children, half of them are boys. How can this be possible? Inappropriate content - Laqum |

Psymon R
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Posted - 2006.05.08 13:32:00 -
[20]
Originally by: Big Muthatrucker 5280 ft = 1 mi
A woman has 7 children, half of them are boys. How can this be possible?
They're all boys. The other half of them are therefore also boys!
What is the weirdest thing you've ever eaten?
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Crumplecorn
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Posted - 2006.05.08 13:47:00 -
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My own words.
How many pink stars in Eve? ---------- Sorry but that link contains nawty language. -wystler "Discussing moderation is not allowed" - Ivan K "Ranting is prohibited" - Teblin
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Lanfear's Bane
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Posted - 2006.05.08 15:21:00 -
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Originally by: Crumplecorn My own words.
How many pink stars in Eve?
Just Eris.
What's brown and sticky?
Lanfear's Bane. _ _ _
Now selling T2 Mushrooms. |

Psymon R
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Posted - 2006.05.08 16:14:00 -
[23]
A stick!
What's green and pear shaped?
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DeadRow
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Posted - 2006.05.08 17:34:00 -
[24]
Originally by: Psymon R A stick!
What's green and pear shaped?
A pear-
Who are bob?
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Khanid Ceo
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Posted - 2006.05.08 17:55:00 -
[25]
Originally by: DeadRow
Originally by: Psymon R A stick!
What's green and pear shaped?
A pear-
Who are bob?
Band Of Brothers
What are the first Alliances in eve in each region in 0.0 created?
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Samirol
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Posted - 2006.05.08 18:39:00 -
[26]
Originally by: Khanid Ceo
Originally by: DeadRow
Originally by: Psymon R A stick!
What's green and pear shaped?
A pear-
Who are bob?
Band Of Brothers
What are the first Alliances in eve in each region in 0.0 created?
um....not pointless enough 
Band of Brothers
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop
Shakespearean Insults |

James Swindle
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Posted - 2006.05.08 19:58:00 -
[27]
average of 18.
why did noah save mosquitoes?
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Archilies
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Posted - 2006.05.08 20:25:00 -
[28]
Originally by: James Swindle average of 18.
why did noah save mosquitoes?
He was told too
Why did kamikazi pilots wear helmets?

Recruitment Thread |

Exelsior
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Posted - 2006.05.08 20:26:00 -
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Edited by: Exelsior on 08/05/2006 20:27:51
Originally by: James Swindle average of 18.
why did noah save mosquitoes?
He was sexually aroused by their stings 
Edit: Damn beaten, my answer was better tho
Originally by: Archilies
Originally by: James Swindle average of 18.
why did noah save mosquitoes?
He was told too
Why did kamikazi pilots wear helmets?
They weren't told they were kamikazees
What is the square root of a triangle?
Thou shalt be dispatched.
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Kindakrof
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Posted - 2006.05.08 20:33:00 -
[30]
A Square root of a triangle grows down into the ground to inhale water and nutritions for the triangle to grow. Triangle roots are not very cool so they are square.
How much money does it cost per year in gas to drive around with a moustache weighing 2 grams? Answer in british pounds --- --- ---
my sig is pr0 Thanks for the lemon |

Raven Aure
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Posted - 2006.05.08 20:41:00 -
[31]
Edited by: Raven Aure on 08/05/2006 20:40:58
 ______________________
Originally by: Jim McGregor Most people are in write-mode only in these forums
106 days and still a hijack virgin... Cherry popped! ~kieron OMGHI2U Kieron - Eshtir Eshtir, you stole my colour! - Vanamonde I wanna play - Petwraith |

Raven Aure
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Posted - 2006.05.08 20:41:00 -
[32]
Originally by: Kindakrof A Square root of a triangle grows down into the ground to inhale water and nutritions for the triangle to grow. Triangle roots are not very cool so they are square.
How much money does it cost per year in gas to drive around with a moustache weighing 2 grams? Answer in british pounds
5lb
Yes or no? ______________________
Originally by: Jim McGregor Most people are in write-mode only in these forums
106 days and still a hijack virgin... Cherry popped! ~kieron OMGHI2U Kieron - Eshtir Eshtir, you stole my colour! - Vanamonde I wanna play - Petwraith |

Samirol
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Posted - 2006.05.08 21:36:00 -
[33]
no, i am feeling pessimistic
Who is a bigger random forum post *****....Da Death or Thomus/TX?
Shakespearean Insults |

Krulla
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Posted - 2006.05.08 23:29:00 -
[34]
Dunno. My forum ***** lore is not up to shape.
Why should I sleep?
Tarkin > Omfg, frigs are such bs. Red 5 > lolol, lern 2 play plz noob
SIG HIJACK!!11 RAWRR!!1- IMMY
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Samirol
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Posted - 2006.05.09 01:48:00 -
[35]
Edited by: Samirol on 09/05/2006 01:48:26 Because you can't play EvE while sleeping yet.
Why shouldn't you sleep?
Shakespearean Insults |

Firequill
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Posted - 2006.05.09 03:59:00 -
[36]
because there's a grue under my bed.
If they could mate, what would be the offspring of Magic-shrooms and wrigley's gum? and would you chew it?
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Stephen HB
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Posted - 2006.05.09 09:40:00 -
[37]
Edited by: Stephen HB on 09/05/2006 09:40:37
Originally by: Firequill because there's a grue under my bed.
If they could mate, what would be the offspring of Magic-shrooms and wrigley's gum? and would you chew it?
Lumps that stuck to your shoes and made you feel funny. And no.
Who would win in a fight between a Siamese man and a Siamese Fighting Fish? -- Originally by: Drayce Between the learning skills and the tutorial, Eve is like a firewall against the attention deficit kids.
EVE Tracking Guide |

Boonaki
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Posted - 2006.05.09 11:59:00 -
[38]
Originally by: Stephen HB Edited by: Stephen HB on 09/05/2006 09:40:37
Originally by: Firequill because there's a grue under my bed.
If they could mate, what would be the offspring of Magic-shrooms and wrigley's gum? and would you chew it?
Lumps that stuck to your shoes and made you feel funny. And no.
Who would win in a fight between a Siamese man and a Siamese Fighting Fish?
Siamese Fighting Fish, they're ebil
How many useable IP addresses are there in IPv4?
Fear the Ibis of doom! |

Raven Aure
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Posted - 2006.05.09 12:05:00 -
[39]
Originally by: Boonaki Siamese Fighting Fish, they're ebil
How many useable IP addresses are there in IPv4?
Many, but you can't know for sure due to subnetting.
Should I or shouldn't I ask her? ______________________
Originally by: Jim McGregor Most people are in write-mode only in these forums
106 days and still a hijack virgin... Cherry popped! ~kieron OMGHI2U Kieron - Eshtir Eshtir, you stole my colour! - Vanamonde I wanna play - Petwraith |

Desired Username
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Posted - 2006.05.09 13:21:00 -
[40]
Originally by: Raven Aure
Many, but you can't know for sure due to subnetting.
Should I or shouldn't I ask her?
Yes you should, but in Icelandic.
Would anybody like some toast?
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Please do not read this sig.
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Psymon R
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Posted - 2006.05.09 14:13:00 -
[41]
No thanks, I'd prefer cake! 
Do you believe in aliens?
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Kindakrof
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Posted - 2006.05.09 14:20:00 -
[42]
Edited by: Kindakrof on 09/05/2006 14:20:22
Originally by: Psymon R No thanks, I'd prefer cake! 
Do you believe in aliens?
I am an alien. So yes.
What do Jovians use to sort themselves after relieving their bowels? The three seashells? --- --- ---
my sig is pr0 Thanks for the lemon |

Amataras
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Posted - 2006.05.09 15:11:00 -
[43]
Originally by: Kindakrof Edited by: Kindakrof on 09/05/2006 14:20:22
Originally by: Psymon R No thanks, I'd prefer cake! 
Do you believe in aliens?
I am an alien. So yes.
What do Jovians use to sort themselves after relieving their bowels? The three seashells?
Flakes of skin from their rotting bodies.
When will the world end? ------- The Eve Diplomacy Table |

Psymon R
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Posted - 2006.05.09 16:36:00 -
[44]
When Oveur says so 
What do you prefer, sweet or savoury?
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Saelek
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Posted - 2006.05.09 18:02:00 -
[45]
Sweet when i dont want savory and savory when i dont want sweet, Up or Down?
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Katrina Coreli
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Posted - 2006.05.09 18:30:00 -
[46]
20 miles to your left.
Given the explosion in market prices in East London would you rather be attacked by a bear or a bear with a gun?
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Samirol
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Posted - 2006.05.09 23:58:00 -
[47]
Edited by: Samirol on 09/05/2006 23:59:10 bear... definitely.
Bear with a gun
OR
bear
The answer is obvious.
Which is sexier
Linkage
The one on the left or the right.
Shakespearean Insults |

Princess Beefcurtains
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Posted - 2006.05.10 00:14:00 -
[48]
The one in the middle.
How else could you make a cat fly other than strapping it to a firework?
Join the Boris Johnson Fanclub! |

Amataras
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Posted - 2006.05.10 00:24:00 -
[49]
Originally by: Princess Beefcurtains
The one in the middle.
How else could you make a cat fly other than strapping it to a firework?
Catapult.
What colour is an orange? ------- The Eve Diplomacy Table |

MUd TheFarcuss
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Posted - 2006.05.10 00:28:00 -
[50]
A blood orange is red a seville orange is a reddy orange and an orange orange is orange
Approximately how many sparrows could you concievably fit in a standard computer case (beaks and all)
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Dentara Rast
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Posted - 2006.05.10 00:45:00 -
[51]
Originally by: MUd TheFarcuss
Approximately how many sparrows could you concievably fit in a standard computer case (beaks and all)
124 if you pack em in.
what is the difference between this and that? This is for me This is for you My best friend |

Queen Ice3
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Posted - 2006.05.10 00:47:00 -
[52]
This is nice, That is John Prescott
If a pig could fly, could a fly also pig?
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Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2006.05.10 00:50:00 -
[53]
Originally by: Queen Ice3 If a pig could fly, could a fly also pig?
Flies already pig.
Which should I get, a 964 911 Turbo, or a normally aspirated 993 911?
(Pointless because I'll never cough up that much cash) -------- Tom Thumb > for a nut case you rawk [04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw [07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108!
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Desired Username
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Posted - 2006.05.10 10:31:00 -
[54]
Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari Flies already pig.
Which should I get, a 964 911 Turbo, or a normally aspirated 993 911?
(Pointless because I'll never cough up that much cash)
Just get a skateboard and spend the cash you saved on beer and cake.
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
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Please do not read this sig.
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Kilosher Silgen
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Posted - 2006.05.10 10:41:00 -
[55]
Bread knife
If you shout underwater, is it true someone on the surface will hear what you shouted when the bubbles reach the surface
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Chip2k3
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Posted - 2006.05.10 10:45:00 -
[56]
No its not, but if you fart underwater they sure can smell it 
If you were a tree, what tree would you be??
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Psymon R
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Posted - 2006.05.10 13:25:00 -
[57]
Edited by: Psymon R on 10/05/2006 13:25:32 A fractal tree!
How many Devs does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Brother Benthor
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Posted - 2006.05.10 13:46:00 -
[58]
Edited by: Brother Benthor on 10/05/2006 13:46:36
Originally by: Psymon R Edited by: Psymon R on 10/05/2006 13:25:32 A fractal tree!
How many Devs does it take to change a lightbulb?
I dont think DEVs have the qualifications to change a lightbulb... though should take about 5-10 of their hamsters ..
Why do Kamikazee pilots wear helmets
edit: typo
Designer Services click me!
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Amataras
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Posted - 2006.05.10 14:15:00 -
[59]
In case they knock themselves unconcious before completing their mission.
Who will be the first to get to Mars? ------- The Eve Diplomacy Table |

Chip2k3
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Posted - 2006.05.10 14:41:00 -
[60]
The Marshians.
Whats Pi?
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Raven Aure
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Posted - 2006.05.10 14:50:00 -
[61]
Originally by: Chip2k3 The Marshians.
Whats Pi?
Not as good as cake.
Chocolate or ice cream? ______________________
Originally by: Jim McGregor Most people are in write-mode only in these forums
106 days and still a hijack virgin... Cherry popped! ~kieron OMGHI2U Kieron - Eshtir Eshtir, you stole my colour! - Vanamonde I wanna play - Petwraith |

Psymon R
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Posted - 2006.05.10 15:41:00 -
[62]
Combination of the two... ie chocolate ice cream 
If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?
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Brother Benthor
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Posted - 2006.05.10 15:44:00 -
[63]
Originally by: Psymon R Combination of the two... ie chocolate ice cream 
If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?
Pikachu, Kids love him, huge TV star, money is not a problem (coach to take care of him) and strikes lightning from his a$$ what else can u ask from life?
XBox 360 or PS3 and why ?
Designer Services click me!
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Chip2k3
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Posted - 2006.05.10 15:47:00 -
[64]
360 because a) I own one and b) from what I know of the PS3 its going to be stupidly expensive
Britney or Christina? You all know what i mean 
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Raven Aure
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Posted - 2006.05.10 15:54:00 -
[65]
Originally by: Chip2k3 360 because a) I own one and b) from what I know of the PS3 its going to be stupidly expensive
Britney or Christina? You all know what i mean 
Whoever *isn't* pregnant.
Left or right? ______________________
Originally by: Jim McGregor Most people are in write-mode only in these forums
106 days and still a hijack virgin... Cherry popped! ~kieron OMGHI2U Kieron - Eshtir Eshtir, you stole my colour! - Vanamonde I wanna play - Petwraith |

Corphus
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Posted - 2006.05.10 17:42:00 -
[66]
upside down !
whats the secret behind flyin ? (hhgtg answers prefered )
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Zaphroid Eulthran
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Posted - 2006.05.10 18:39:00 -
[67]
falling and missing the ground
if a rhetorical question doesnt require an answer, why ask it?
Warning, sig starts here,
Imperial Visions, Now 29553 seconds since our last fatality |

James Swindle
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Posted - 2006.05.10 19:57:00 -
[68]
Was that a rhetorical question???
Would you rather have no elbows or no knees???
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Cairo dog
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Posted - 2006.05.10 20:48:00 -
[69]
Originally by: James Swindle Was that a rhetorical question???
Would you rather have no elbows or no knees???
No elbows.
What happens when a Mummy chicken and a Daddy chicken get together? -------------------------------------
Murder murder!!!! Kill them all! (I like the happy place)
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Corphus
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Posted - 2006.05.10 21:16:00 -
[70]
Originally by: Cairo dog
Originally by: James Swindle Was that a rhetorical question???
Would you rather have no elbows or no knees???
No elbows.
What happens when a Mummy chicken and a Daddy chicken get together?
they fuse and create a load of subatomic high energy helium-hydrogen-reactions which cause an uncontrolled cold fusion followed by a thermonuclear fallout know as kentuky fried chicken holocaust
luke skywalker or paul atreides ?
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Saelek
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Posted - 2006.05.10 23:20:00 -
[71]
Edited by: Saelek on 10/05/2006 23:20:48 The worms and that crazy trippy bit
edit:the question; why did i forget to add a question
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GuffenCom
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Posted - 2006.05.10 23:25:00 -
[72]
Originally by: Saelek Edited by: Saelek on 10/05/2006 23:20:48 The worms and that crazy trippy bit
edit:the question; why did i forget to add a question
Because nobody pays you Minmatars to think.
Why doesnt anyone pay Minmatars to think?
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Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2006.05.10 23:33:00 -
[73]
Originally by: GuffenCom Why doesnt anyone pay Minmatars to think?
You'd go broke before you bought enough Minmatar thinking to add up to one whloe idea.
What if there were no hypothetical questions? -------- Tom Thumb > for a nut case you rawk [04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw [07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108!
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Wicked Wisdom
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Posted - 2006.05.10 23:59:00 -
[74]
Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari
Originally by: GuffenCom Why doesnt anyone pay Minmatars to think?
You'd go broke before you bought enough Minmatar thinking to add up to one whloe idea.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
Every question would have to be answered 
How much wood could a Wood Chuck chuck if a Wood Chuck could chuck wood?
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Psymon R
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Posted - 2006.05.11 00:25:00 -
[75]
A wood chuck would chuck as much as he could chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood!
How much wood can Chuck Norris chuck?
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Ecnav
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Posted - 2006.05.11 00:41:00 -
[76]
Originally by: Psymon R A wood chuck would chuck as much as he could chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood!
How much wood can Chuck Norris chuck?
depends on what you mean by "chuck"
what was the OLD secret ingredient in Coca-Cola (the soft drink) __ _ __ _ __ _ __ _ __ _ __ _ __ _ __ _ __ _ __ I don't have a sig |

Viktor Fyretracker
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Posted - 2006.05.11 02:55:00 -
[77]
Originally by: Ecnav
Originally by: Psymon R A wood chuck would chuck as much as he could chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood!
How much wood can Chuck Norris chuck?
depends on what you mean by "chuck"
what was the OLD secret ingredient in Coca-Cola (the soft drink)
*******.
Why to people scream use Search on forums, then complain about a necro post by the same person they told to use search?
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Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2006.05.11 04:13:00 -
[78]
Originally by: Viktor Fyretracker Why to people scream use Search on forums, then complain about a necro post by the same person they told to use search?
Because we forget that if you're too stupid to use the search function, you're also too stupid to check the date on the OP.
Yokohamas or Hooshiers? -------- Tom Thumb > for a nut case you rawk [04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw [07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108!
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Amataras
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Posted - 2006.05.12 12:55:00 -
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Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari Edited by: Nikolai Nuvolari on 11/05/2006 04:16:52
Originally by: Viktor Fyretracker Why to people scream use Search on forums, then complain about a necro post by the same person they told to use search?
Because we forget that if you're too stupid to use the search function, you're also too stupid to check the date on the OP.
Yokohama A032R's or Hoosier slicks?
The round one.
A Minmatar, a Jovian and a Gallente break down whilst out driving in the desert. They can only carry one thing with them, so the Jovian decides to take a water collector. The Gallente decides to take a portable sun shield generator. What does the Minmatar decide to take and why?
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Brother Benthor
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Posted - 2006.05.12 15:53:00 -
[80]
Originally by: Amataras
Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari Edited by: Nikolai Nuvolari on 11/05/2006 04:16:52
Originally by: Viktor Fyretracker Why to people scream use Search on forums, then complain about a necro post by the same person they told to use search?
Because we forget that if you're too stupid to use the search function, you're also too stupid to check the date on the OP.
Yokohama A032R's or Hoosier slicks?
The round one.
A Minmatar, a Jovian and a Gallente break down whilst out driving in the desert. They can only carry one thing with them, so the Jovian decides to take a water collector. The Gallente decides to take a portable sun shield generator. What does the Minmatar decide to take and why?
A gun, shoot them both, take the water and sun screen to protect from the enviroment, and the gun just in-case...
Nike or Rebook and why?
Designer Services click me!
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Eyriana Lakise
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Posted - 2006.05.12 16:19:00 -
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Nike or Rebook and why?
Reebok, comfort and style.
Why do people not use their turn signals?
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Berak FalCheran
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Posted - 2006.05.12 16:40:00 -
[82]
out of spite for other drivers.
why are minmatar better then everyone else?
YOU LOVE THE BLINKING
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Samirol
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Posted - 2006.05.12 22:43:00 -
[83]
Edited by: Samirol on 12/05/2006 22:44:25 Edited by: Samirol on 12/05/2006 22:43:57
Originally by: Berak FalCheran out of spite for other drivers.
why are buttered minmatar good?
because butter makes it taste less like a handful of mud
If you had sex with your clone, would it be r4pe or m4sturbation
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Border201
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Posted - 2006.05.12 23:52:00 -
[84]
Originally by: Samirol Edited by: Samirol on 12/05/2006 22:44:25 Edited by: Samirol on 12/05/2006 22:43:57
Originally by: Berak FalCheran out of spite for other drivers.
why are buttered minmatar good?
because butter makes it taste less like a handful of mud
If you had sex with your clone, would it be r4pe or m4sturbation
Both and you would regret and enjoy it equally.
What should I do once I get off work?
Originally by: Tuxford I once tried to kick my brother when I had my pants around my ankle. Probably not my brightest moments.
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Raven Aure
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Posted - 2006.05.12 23:55:00 -
[85]
Edited by: Raven Aure on 12/05/2006 23:55:38
Originally by: Border201
Originally by: Samirol Edited by: Samirol on 12/05/2006 22:44:25 Edited by: Samirol on 12/05/2006 22:43:57
Originally by: Berak FalCheran out of spite for other drivers.
why are buttered minmatar good?
because butter makes it taste less like a handful of mud
If you had sex with your clone, would it be r4pe or m4sturbation
Both and you would regret and enjoy it equally.
What should I do once I get off work?
Stop posting on the forums and look at the beautiful day.
Answer a question for me (that I was asked by a friend): Am I ***? ______________________
Originally by: Jim McGregor Most people are in write-mode only in these forums
106 days and still a hijack virgin... Cherry popped! ~kieron OMGHI2U Kieron - Eshtir Eshtir, you stole my colour! - Vanamonde I wanna play - Petwraith |

Border201
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Posted - 2006.05.12 23:58:00 -
[86]
Originally by: Raven Aure Stop posting on the forums.
Answer a question for me (that I was asked by a friend): Am I ***?
Yes we are all *** (*** = happy look it up )
What is your favorite Dilbert quote?
Originally by: Tuxford I once tried to kick my brother when I had my pants around my ankle. Probably not my brightest moments.
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Raven Aure
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Posted - 2006.05.13 00:02:00 -
[87]
Originally by: Border201
Originally by: Raven Aure Stop posting on the forums.
Answer a question for me (that I was asked by a friend): Am I ***?
Yes we are all *** (*** = happy look it up )
What is your favorite Dilbert quote?
"Welcome to Dogbert's Technical Support, how may I abuse you?"
I meant the other *** (because that's what she was asking me)... so.... am I? ______________________
Originally by: Jim McGregor Most people are in write-mode only in these forums
106 days and still a hijack virgin... Cherry popped! ~kieron OMGHI2U Kieron - Eshtir Eshtir, you stole my colour! - Vanamonde I wanna play - Petwraith |

Corphus
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Posted - 2006.05.14 21:03:00 -
[88]
Edited by: Corphus on 14/05/2006 21:04:08 oh god ur question killed the thread !
u are *** ! (since someone who isnt *** wouldnt ask himself if he was ***)
whats the opposite of peanut butter ?
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Chip2k3
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Posted - 2006.05.14 22:35:00 -
[89]
Buttered peanuts.
Whats the sum of the square of the hypotenues?
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Tsual
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Posted - 2006.05.14 23:02:00 -
[90]
Originally by: Chip2k3 Buttered peanuts.
Whats the sum of the square of the hypotenues?
The sum of another hypotenues.
Apple, banane, grapes or bulbs, what has the higher sex appeal? ******************** Those without a tribe can only keep their word.
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Wierdal
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Posted - 2006.05.16 04:04:00 -
[91]
Originally by: Tsual
Originally by: Chip2k3 Buttered peanuts.
Whats the sum of the square of the hypotenues?
The sum of another hypotenues.
Apple, banane, grapes or bulbs, what has the higher sex appeal?
Grapes.
Question: How do you make seven even?
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Chip2k3
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Posted - 2006.05.16 12:50:00 -
[92]
seven - s = even
How long is this thread going to keep going?
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Sharcy
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Posted - 2006.05.16 13:10:00 -
[93]
If it can reach Friday, probably forever.
Q: Why do we work on Friday?
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Chip2k3
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Posted - 2006.05.16 13:24:00 -
[94]
Cause they pay us to.
Whos going to win the World Cup?
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Sub rose
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Posted - 2006.05.16 13:28:00 -
[95]
Originally by: Chip2k3 Cause they pay us to.
Whos going to win the World Cup?
No-one. People are going to finaly realise that football is *** and they'll replace the world cup with a real mans sport like stock car.
Q) Given that the universe is infinite, and that god is also infinite, would you like a cheese and ham bravel?
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St'oto
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Posted - 2006.05.16 14:48:00 -
[96]
hmm
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Exelon Bei
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Posted - 2006.05.16 16:12:00 -
[97]
Originally by: Sub rose Edited by: Sub rose on 16/05/2006 16:03:22
Originally by: Chip2k3 Cause they pay us to.
Whos going to win the World Cup?
No-one. People are going to finaly realise that football is *** and they'll replace the world cup with a real mans sport like stock car.
Q) Given that the universe is infinite, and that god is also infinite, would you like a cheese and ham bravel?
observation removed .... its not my intention to try and derail this thread into a discusion about how forced political correctness through censorship and out of fear for being labelled anti-whatever only serve to reinforce problems and do more harm than good.
If you were to ask me on a Tuesday, I'd say yes!
What is the opposite of up-down? -------------------------------------------------
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Border201
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Posted - 2006.05.16 16:38:00 -
[98]
Down-up
Why is it that I post in this thread?
Originally by: Tuxford once tried to kick my brother when I had my pants around my ankle. Probably not my brightest moments.
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Chip2k3
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Posted - 2006.05.16 16:46:00 -
[99]
Your mother never showed you enough love, forcing you to seek it from this thread.
What is integral theory?
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Wierdal
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Posted - 2006.05.17 10:24:00 -
[100]
Originally by: Chip2k3 Your mother never showed you enough love, forcing you to seek it from this thread.
What is integral theory?
Integral theory seeks a comprehensive understanding of humans and the universe by combining scientific and spiritual insights.
Question: Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
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Rodj Blake
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Posted - 2006.05.17 10:26:00 -
[101]
Originally by: Wierdal
Question: Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Due to the refractive qualities of water.
Question?
Why is dyslexia so hard to spell?
Dulce et decorum est, pro imperator mori |

Wierdal
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Posted - 2006.05.17 10:45:00 -
[102]
Question?
Why is dyslexia so hard to spell?
Answer: Because i have a low IQ.
Question: Why is the alphabet in that order?
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Psymon R
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Posted - 2006.05.17 12:39:00 -
[103]
Because someone a long long time ago felt like it 
HippoKing or Dark Shikari?
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Wierdal
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Posted - 2006.05.17 13:08:00 -
[104]
Originally by: Psymon R Because someone a long long time ago felt like it 
HippoKing or Dark Shikari?
HippoKing
eve or WOW? 
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James Swindle
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Posted - 2006.05.17 16:17:00 -
[105]
I wont dignify that with an answer 
Blonde or Brunette?
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Bryan Durl
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Posted - 2006.05.17 16:38:00 -
[106]
Originally by: James Swindle I wont dignify that with an answer 
Blonde or Brunette?
Redhead
whats your dream holiday destination? -------------------
How did i get here?
Originally by: Chode Rizoum kill or die trying
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Wierdal
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Posted - 2006.05.17 18:08:00 -
[107]
Originally by: Bryan Durl
Originally by: James Swindle I wont dignify that with an answer 
Blonde or Brunette?
Redhead
whats your dream holiday destination?
answer: Iceland
Question: Tea or coffee?
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Troye
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Posted - 2006.05.17 18:18:00 -
[108]
Originally by: Wierdal
answer: Iceland
Question: Tea or coffee?
Answer: Tea, with biscuits
Question: why do men have nipples? _______________________________________________
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Chip2k3
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Posted - 2006.05.17 18:52:00 -
[109]
In case they try to bare children.
Q: how is it that no matter what you tell a woman she always thinks she's right, even when she's quite clearly not?
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Darth Vroevl
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Posted - 2006.05.17 19:21:00 -
[110]
Because she doesn't want to be left.
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? |

Wierdal
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Posted - 2006.05.17 20:16:00 -
[111]
Originally by: Darth Vroevl Because she doesn't want to be left.
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Microwave meals.
Question: I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use?
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Corphus
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Posted - 2006.05.18 18:40:00 -
[112]
toothpicks
if u were blind, what would be ur favorite colour ?
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