Honestly the only thing I question is Jones' taste in women. He could do so much better than that Diana Kim creature he pines for.

Leave the guy alone. Yes, he's certifiably crazy, but he brings a bit of flavor and fun to the otherwise dry same old same old "discussions" in the Summit and IGS.

Let's just say that we have significantly deviating definitions of both 'flavour' and 'fun' and leave it at that, hmm?

Let me see... Where do I start?

Firstly, I'd be truly horrified if I thought that half of the things you talk about had actually happened. As it is, most of the 'stories' you tell read like circle-jerk material written by splatter-gore enthusiast teenage boys. Very little to none of it can be backed up by credible sources.

There was another theory, that you were in fact a satirist poking fun at the obsession with flimsily-justified and over the top violence in the cluster, but I discount that theory based on the number of truly asinine and awful things you've been reliably reported as doing, plus I've talked with you and I'm fairly sure that you're nowhere near that intelligent.

So, the question begs, why? You must know that anyone bar the mildest and sanest capsuleer has caused far more death than you could possibly hope to match, even if your travesty of an existence was permitted to endure for a thousand years. Yet here you are, talking about how many people you've ended (although most of them are simply carbon-copy Duster clones) and inventing new atrocities in the attempt to... What? Entertain the local demigods? Shock those who are naive enough to take you at face value?

For me, the accusation of insanity doesn't rest in the things you do, which are for the most part simply juvenile pain-for-pleasure wish fulfillment and a sad attempt at empowerment, but in the fact that you feel the need to broadcast them in this community, where real sharks swim.

We still never had that cook off by the way....

No ****. I didn't become a capsuleer to let something like you into the same room as me without having it put down like a dog. If we ever do a cookoff, I'll be cooking from an entirely different location.

Coward and a **** talker

Lovely combo

You're a psychopath and a Duster, you bloody idiot. Me standing in the same room with you is roughly akin to you climbing into a jetcan in space when I'm in a Merlin.

I'm sorry you get all weepy when someone confronts you with a few home truths. If you expected anything else given your history, you really ARE insane.

No, no, no. You opened with a paen to murder and torture. What boggles me is why ANYONE who doesn't have a softclone would want to share an orbital with you, let alone a kitchen.

You really don't get to occupy the moral highground, Foley - because you already burned and salted it.

, just to accommodate this stupid ass display of machismo,

I, personally, look forward to the first season of Grenadier Gourmet.

Boy there sure is a lot of edge in here ganging up on Jonesy, especially from a washed up hypocrite in Provisions, a few toasters and a ******* Academy pup. If you don't like it, don't comment.

I, personally, look forward to the first season of Grenadier Gourmet.

NPC corp.

NPC corp for longer than a couple of weeks.

.

If you don't like it, dont comment.

Uhhhh.... Non Pyre Corporation.

Have fun making that one work, junior

...Caldari acronyms are ******* weird, yo.

You only been immortal for 1 year....Anslo has been immortal for 5 i think so i don't see were you are getting Junior from....

(( i messed it up, i was quotuign when you called anslo a junior))

Mr. Tuullnen, give him a break. Yes, he's...'special', and maybe a psychopath, but at least he's honest about what he does. And we both know that non-ship combat is incredibly more personal than ship-to-ship combat, so we should give him some leeway on how his personality is. I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt, and trusting him, so why can't you?

Have fun making that one work, junior

At least he's not pregnant.

I don't even

And, to clarify, what job would that be, Foley? Killing? Been doing that for eighteen years now, pup, long before this sideshow of arena matches came to be.

I can assure you Mr. Jones that however unusual you may claim your exploits to be, I have quite genuinely "seen worse".

But I applaud your enthusiasm.

Not insane enough I tell you what.

i would hug you if i could....because half theses people here are **** talking cowards who only talk **** and say they can beat me up


Children really, don;t see me threatening people to fight mt...im not afraid or anything just trying to be a nice guy

Life's too short (and so am I) to be worried about punching people. More people should drink and laugh instead of petty oneupmanship in this cesspit.

Or, like, spaceship violence or something. That's always fun.

So you are a experienced killer...and you became a immortal..capsuleer .

and i have reasons to believe you haven't killed a single person as a immortal as i cannot find your killboard...

With my razor I did yes.

[quote/]

As for killboards... If you ever find one that lists kills for pre-dust foot soldiers, I'd be worried.

/quote]

a cappie or baseliner of all people don't scare me..only a select few people i wouldn't cross and that only because i like them and understand their threat
because the people who don't talk about how good they are at killing are the real good killers and im nto sayign im good at it, hell thees plenty of better guys than me and im good friends with a lot of them

here you are defending saying your the toughest **** in the galaxy with a missing any incidents not to back any god damn thing up

So i think your not threat and i would happily fight you.....your just a little spec of filth with a big mouth to me


now go ahead and tell me how much im a moronic child with nothing worth in this universe and how good you are at killing people blah blah blah i heard this spell a million time snow and the more you continue the more i see that you are in fact a lieing ***** just trying to bully people

im waiting

((again messed the quote up...))

*smirks* Now where did I say anything about being good? Or a cappie? Or a baseliner? Or call you more than an ass? I only said I'd been doing it awhile, kiddo. You're the one that said I'm a 'talented killer', and the 'toughest **** in the galaxy', to which I've not commented one way or the other. Did you want me to defend your words against you or something?

Judging by this barely coherent blob o' text, all it takes is someone not agreeing with your sorry ass to get you flying off the handle. If I'm no threat, how'd you get reduced to barely understandable attempts at chest beating by nothing but words?

Everything here came out of your mouth. Please, keep going. I'll keep feeding the rope.

*smirks* Now where did I say anything about being good? Or a cappie? Or a baseliner? Or call you more than an ass? I only said I'd been doing it awhile, kiddo. You're the one that said I'm a 'talented killer', and the 'toughest **** in the galaxy', to which I've not commented one way or the other. Did you want me to defend your words against you or something?

Judging by this barely coherent blob o' text, all it takes is someone not agreeing with your sorry ass to get you flying off the handle. If I'm no threat, how'd you get reduced to barely understandable attempts at chest beating by nothing but words?

Everything here came out of your mouth. Please, keep going. I'll keep feeding the rope.

It angers me when dusters brag like this. It shows that some of them became mercenaries not for isk, but because the are malicious killers. Wanting to cause pain.

This coming from an Academy pup is hilarious. Joining the band wagon on Jones to score points, heh.

So, how's that taking-twenty-percent-casualties at ten to one odds in your favor blob warfare going for you, Lulsy?

Still more relevant than you'll ever be. Get docked. Stay docked.

Awww, that's adorable. So... How do you dock a dropsuit, dip****? And whats next? "Imma find you!"? Gonna suit up and come get me, Lulsy? Wait, I know!... You must've cracked the secret that allows you to be both a cappie and a Duster, right? Very scare! Much fright! Wow!

Sorry Excuselo, but for all the bullshit he tosses, and the ire it earns, Foley is at least a credible threat in the end. Let me know when I might hear of this relevance you found for yourself, and I'll let you know what the going rate is at the other hubs... After all, that "relevance" stuff sounds pricey at Jita, so you should try and at least break even, right?

Boy you sperg a lot for me saying one sentence, dirt pounder.

....wat.
((DAT PAGE SNIPE))

Awww, that's adorable. So... How do you dock a dropsuit, dip****? And whats next? "Imma find you!"? Gonna suit up and come get me, Lulsy? Wait, I know!... You must've cracked the secret that allows you to be both a cappie and a Duster, right? Very scare! Much fright! Wow!

Sorry Excuselo, but for all the bullshit he tosses, and the ire it earns, Foley is at least a credible threat in the end. Let me know when I might hear of this relevance you found for yourself, and I'll let you know what the going rate is at the other hubs... After all, that "relevance" stuff sounds pricey at Jita, so you should try and at least break even, right?

You have quite a mouth for someone who i can kill by pressing a singular button.....

Hmmmm i do recall Foley at some point talking like this towards capsuleers...so im sorry Hun but i don't see how your any better than anyone here, in fact you are acting like a child right now which puts you at his level

And trust me, i live with this man and you both have A LOT in common...should i arrange a date?

2 things,

if your excuse for your childish behavior is "Speaking my mind" then why are you even in here attacking Foley?

As he himself was speaking his mind, if your gonna use that as a excuse then you better much respect others speaking THEIR mind.

also, im not here to support my boss...im just reading while drinking my morning tea

then i need to show my enemies that i have no fear

"the time i killed a Federation Rear admiral then chopped his head off"

It was a contract i gotten from the caldari militia, some target that needed to be taken care of, i accepted and managed to board his megathron, i killed all who got in my way, and that were armed, then i made my way to the bridge and got into a large gun fight blah blah blah, then i was face t face with my quarry...now i thought i knew someone who would love to hang the head on their fireplace.....so i take out my knife and begin to cut off the officers head...sadly he was alive still...so alot of screaming

"the time i force enemies to play chess with me"

I follow my orders and defend what im told to defend, but damn is it boring..so i find ways to keep myself awake and busy...then i thought how fingers would make good pawns in chess...they are identical and ****....so i look at the corpse of a guy i killed while defending..then began cutting pieces off his body..then i carved a chessboard into his back...don't worry i didn't use anyone's **** as a piece...so i have this awesome looking chess board now with pieces...but none of my comrades want to play... so...what if i get a enemy to play...sadly they shoot me on site so i have to convince them that i just awn a friendly game...so hided and waited.then some guy came along so i come up from behind and tackle them...then i never have cuffs on me so ...have to make do and cut his hands off so he cant pick his gun up and attack me

he tells me what he wants to move and il move it for him...we have fun, my jobs alto more fun while defending because of this...alto only scream tho


well there, i explained why im not insane and rather completely normal

This.

I am all for a little levity and light-heartedness breaking up the usual monotony of drama and edginess, but Foley's typical repertoire has a tendency to cross the line into the realm of inappropriate.

fatness among capsuleers being a cosmetic decision anyway, I doubt that any pilot who genuinely WAS overweight would be too offended by having it pointed out.

Boy you sperg a lot for me saying one sentence, dirt pounder.

In this case fatness wasn't an expression of amount of adipocytes inside said person, but rather ability of bring out insults out of nothing.
Probably it was just my translator error, that put this word as a description, based on a slang, used in Achura language.

For the one who spent several hours calling someone else a ***** in local comms, you sure know a thing or two about lies and baseless insults, don't you?

Go back to your cave, Diana. You do nothing but make yourself look even more ridiculous than before every time you speak.

That's possible?... I'll be looking for the increase in derp once I've had a straight eight.

You most certainly do lie when calling people things.

Congratulations, Foley, on creating the single most poisonous thread on IGS at the moment!

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!

IS THIS NOT WHY YOU ARE HERE?!


Also, its not like this is anything new...hell all IGS is a cesspool

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!

IS THIS NOT WHY YOU ARE HERE?!


Also, its not like this is anything new...hell all IGS is a cesspool

It really is damned exceptional by those standards though.

You know what, screw it. For the entertainment value alone, consider what I said to you redacted, you magnificent bastard.

Best way to do this, actually, is to not have fear, when they do something what they think should make you fear.
Showing something like that out of blue will only make them think you are mad. (and possibly not a threat in a professional confrontation)


I appreciate your enthusiasm, but we are not minmatars and we don't cut off parts of peoples to show they are dead.
Be a professional and don't be a savage.


Well, in fact, I would play against you chess.

What I am not happy about your person, beside what you listed, are two rather nasty incidents:
1) Theft of rather secret equipment piece
2) Hacking into MY ship!

I Don't Approve These Actions!

((idk how to even separate quotes for quotes of quotes))

(in repsone to the first quote))

So ......Rush the forward deference with only my knife naked?

((2nd))

I mean,..........hunters..mount animals on their wall...so...gallenteans...are animals..so its appropriate to hang them on your wall

...someone help me here?

((3rd))

Underwear is equipment.....well if MMos can do it then so can we in real life!.....Damn i wonder Universe of Fleetcraft updated yet...

And for the hacking part, it was for your own safety, i couldn't let you keep tossing yourself fat sansha forces like that getting yourself in danger...i mean i know you can handle yourself

So ......Rush the forward deference with only my knife naked?

I mean,..........hunters..mount animals on their wall...so...gallenteans...are animals..so its appropriate to hang them on your wall

...someone help me here?

Underwear is equipment.....well if MMos can do it then so can we in real life!.....Damn i wonder Universe of Fleetcraft updated yet...

And for the hacking part, it was for your own safety, i couldn't let you keep tossing yourself fat sansha forces like that getting yourself in danger...i mean i know you can handle yourself

Just to clarify; it is not now nor, has it ever been a cultural norm of Matari society to mutilate our opponents as alleged by Kim-baka. Once again, she's showing that she's simply a bigoted, lying little ****.

P.S. Kim: If I ever find myself in possession of one of your corpses I'll make an exception to the above.

God has in his wisdom provided acceptable outlets for our violent impulses, outlets that glorify God and bring us closer to God and are incidentally most pleasurable and satisfying.

These acceptable outlets are ritual sacrifice and blooding. Performed properly, these practices are most "professional" GÇö they do not degrade us to the level of animals but rather elevate our souls toward God.

Now, my guess is that clone soldiers may have some difficulty performing sacrifices and blooding on the battlefield, and so I would suggest that some research effort be spent in developing tools for "battlefield blooding" and "battlefield sacrifice", tools that would permit these holy rituals to take place despite the pace and constraints of clone soldier combat.

Clone soldiers must also learn proper targets for ritual sacrifice and blooding. The Minmatar Republic has been given over to destruction, but (for example) the Caldari State has not been given over to destruction, so it would be inappropriate to perform sacrifice and blooding on someone fighting for the Caldari State in the faction warfare zone or a Caldari clone in Molden Heath or wherever it is that corporate battles occur.

What?

Instead of tossing out glib one-liners just state your case Anslo. Don't hide behind cheap memes; go ahead and spell out what you're accusing me of.

For the record I haven't lied like Kim-baka and I readily admitted that I was deviating from my SOP just for her since she's such a special little snowflake. Kind of like you. Where's the hypocrisy?

I guess that highball glass I beaned you with jarred an implant loose inside your noggin because you've become increasingly erratic since then. I recommend seeing a qualified neurologist as soon as possible.

Six pages. Really?

Unfortunately.

could be worse.

could be worse.

Don't say that. It's an invitation for things to get worse.

Some people are actually having fun with this

Personally, to reduce the number of people saying that you are "insane", I would recommend acting in a sane fashion.

Pffft, like that would ever work.

Have you tried?

Why would you want to?

BUT MOOOooooOOOOM!!

Fine, I see your point. I guess I just stopped caring.

Why I think you said BOOOOOOM?..
Did you have your Boom today?
Please have one.

Boom!

*Gently* For respectability and to be able to move in a broader range of social circles. At this point, Mr. Foley's social circle is considerably circumscribed. There is also the issue of being able to be at peace with yourself...even the most "crazy" can't hide from themselves.

Thats right. Think of them as small red crosses and shoot them willingly.

Foley, I may not like the image you are showing of duster, but I told 21yrold Knight that you posted here and he said " That's Foley Jones for you."

Unless their blue. But I have few of those, and the ones I have I know I can trust...mostly.

I don't get it... I don't get any of this! Is Mister Jones crazy, insane or just affably evil?

Blue crosses?
I believe you should drop on blue pills. There is no such designation in the overview settings.

All my what.

Ponies?..

ON A TACTICAL COMBAT DISPLAY?!!

Ponies?..

ON A TACTICAL COMBAT DISPLAY?!!