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Space Juden
Supermassive Potato Pancake
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Posted - 2014.04.13 08:05:00 -
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Where we can cook boosters
The risk, there's a chance our kitchen blows up and we're fined, and suffer a boost penalty such as -20% sig analysis for 48 hours.
Time cooking will also deteriorate our abilities passively, giving rise to new skills. -5% to booster cooking side effects per level
Imagine that we as capsuleers are cooking meth or crack cocain. Same thing, I think this could eventually give rise to emergent WiS gameplay as well as bolstering the booster industry. |
BLACK-STAR
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Posted - 2014.04.13 08:19:00 -
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CCP has tested this and the results came in poor. The laundry room failed as well. There isn't really a purpose to walk around, please fly safe. |
Space Juden
Supermassive Potato Pancake
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Posted - 2014.04.13 08:22:00 -
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I'm hesitant to say there isn't a purpose to walking around, then ascribe "purpose" to whatever else |
BLACK-STAR
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Posted - 2014.04.13 08:31:00 -
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Space Juden wrote:I'm hesitant to say there isn't a purpose to walking around, then ascribe "purpose" to whatever else
Well, when that door unlocks you walk down to the basement of the station and sit there, alone. Forever alone. |
Tollen Gallen
Glory of Reprisal Enterprise
7548
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Posted - 2014.04.13 09:06:00 -
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and the smell of Bacon.....
I like Snow.
Zimmy Zeta - I f*cking love martinis. the original ones, with gin, not that vodka martini crap.
Your old Friends can use me for 7 days, free!!! |
Solecist Project
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
256
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Posted - 2014.04.13 09:57:00 -
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YO Mr. White! |
Hesod Adee
Kiwis In Space
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Posted - 2014.04.13 10:12:00 -
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There is such a kitchen. It's why the atmosphere on the other side of the door isn't safe. |
Kaarous Aldurald
ROC Deep Space
The ROC
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Posted - 2014.04.13 10:14:00 -
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You may not have gotten the memo.
They're never adding anything to the CQ.
"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."
-áPsychotic Monk for CSM9.
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TigerXtrm
Black Thorne Corporation
Black Thorne Alliance
601
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Posted - 2014.04.13 10:34:00 -
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What is this? The Sims in Space?
My YouTube Channel - EVE Tutorials & other game related things! |
Sibyyl
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Posted - 2014.04.13 10:43:00 -
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Boosters need to be cooked in a rickity T1 freighter, preferably one which might fully drain your cap if you leave your key in the ignition. You'd first have to go into Character Recustomization and have your head shaved and put on some dark glasses and maybe add a simple black hat. Find a manchild, preferably an alt who will do anything you say, *****.. and ride out somewhere remote.. like drone space. Make sure you raid the POS lab for a large boiling flask, and have a goon stop by Jita for a backpack full of sudafed, if that's your thing. Try and shoot for 99.1% efficiency because greater purity means more return customers.
Happy cooking!
Now that you are *campers* you will have more *parties* and no more *sad* *lonely* *bubbles*. |
Jarod Garamonde
Sardaukar Merc Guild
General Tso's Alliance
1574
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Posted - 2014.04.13 10:52:00 -
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I'm still waiting to be able to decorate my CQ with all those commodity items. Like Test Bongs, Spirits, and Exotic Dancers.
Posters on the wall would be nice, too. If I could do that, I might just actually click "Enter Captain's Quarters", every once in a while.
That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right... |
Ralph King-Griffin
Var Foundation inc.
708
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Posted - 2014.04.13 10:56:00 -
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Jarod Garamonde wrote:I'm still waiting to be able to decorate my CQ with all those commodity items. Like Test Bongs, Spirits, and Exotic Dancers.
Posters on the wall would be nice, too. If I could do that, I might just actually click "Enter Captain's Quarters", every once in a while.
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Coffee Rocks
Thrall Nation
Brave Collective
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Posted - 2014.04.13 11:34:00 -
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You don't get your corpse mount until I get my Rapid Light Corpse Launcher!
...someday...
thecoffeerocks.blogspot.com
Twitter: @thecoffeerocks |-áSteam: CoffeeRocks | thecoffeerocks.blogspot.com
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&find=unread&t=327221 |
Doireen Kaundur
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Posted - 2014.04.13 14:19:00 -
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Im still waiting for a restroom. Been holding it for years now. 
A great American humorist and author recently said:
"The one unintentional flaw of the internet generation is its ability to give the stupidest segments of our population the loudest voices."
I have a tendency to agree with his statement.-á |
Shederov Blood
Deadly Viper Kitten Mitten Sewing Company
995
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Posted - 2014.04.13 14:21:00 -
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Doireen Kaundur wrote:Im still waiting for a restroom. Been holding it for years now. Pod goo. |
Doireen Kaundur
654
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Posted - 2014.04.13 14:23:00 -
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Problem with CQ is that it's not personal space. It's rented space for the time you are at that station.
What EVE needs is housing.
A great American humorist and author recently said:
"The one unintentional flaw of the internet generation is its ability to give the stupidest segments of our population the loudest voices."
I have a tendency to agree with his statement.-á |
Jamagh
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
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Posted - 2014.04.13 14:33:00 -
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Doireen Kaundur wrote:Problem with CQ is that it's not personal space. It's rented space for the time you are at that station.
What EVE needs is housing.
Personalize it! Invite your friends! Gain prestege! Craft furniture!
"Please stop reopening silly rumor threads."-á CCP Navigator. |
Cannibal Kane
Somali Coast Guard Authority
3608
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Posted - 2014.04.13 14:37:00 -
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Space Juden wrote:Where we can cook boosters
The risk, there's a chance our kitchen blows up and we're fined, and suffer a boost penalty such as -20% sig analysis for 48 hours.
Time cooking will also deteriorate our abilities passively, giving rise to new skills. -5% to booster cooking side effects per level
Imagine that we as capsuleers are cooking meth or crack cocain. Same thing, I think this could eventually give rise to emergent WiS gameplay as well as bolstering the booster industry.
When they add a kitchen.. I expect you to make me a Sandwich.
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. He flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. His hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. It was truly majestic. And while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off. Because I am like that." - NEONOVUS |
Agondray
Dark Forge Enterprise
Ninja Unicorns with Huge Horns
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Posted - 2014.04.13 19:38:00 -
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If you want to cook drugs there's a thing for pos called a drug lab.....oddly enough
"Sarcasm is the Recourse of a weak mine" -Dr. Smith |
Belt Scout
Forum alts make you mad
128
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Posted - 2014.04.13 19:59:00 -
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+1
Station meth labs FTW. 
EVE's only legitimate ISK halving service. I have 50Billion to not give away. It's easy for you to double my money. Just send me some isk, has to be 100Mil or higher, and I will send you back half. I can't lose. One guaranteed winner every round. Do it now. |
Belt Scout
Forum alts make you mad
128
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Posted - 2014.04.13 20:04:00 -
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Sibyyl wrote:Boosters need to be cooked in a rickity T1 freighter, preferably one which might fully drain your cap if you leave your key in the ignition. You'd first have to go into Character Recustomization and have your head shaved and put on some dark glasses and maybe add a simple black hat. Find a manchild, preferably an alt who will do anything you say, *****.. and ride out somewhere remote.. like drone space. Make sure you raid the POS lab for a large boiling flask, and have a goon stop by Jita for a backpack full of sudafed, if that's your thing. Try and shoot for 99.1% efficiency because greater purity means more return customers.
Happy cooking!
Wish that show wasn't cancelled.
EVE's only legitimate ISK halving service. I have 50Billion to not give away. It's easy for you to double my money. Just send me some isk, has to be 100Mil or higher, and I will send you back half. I can't lose. One guaranteed winner every round. Do it now. |
Erufen Rito
The Dark Space Initiative
Scary Wormhole People
146
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Posted - 2014.04.13 20:06:00 -
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You should also add a bus stop, so you can drop your kids off, and hand them their freshly cooked lunch bags. Dawwwww
This is as nice as I get.
Best quote ever
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=4137165#post4137165 |
BrundleMeth
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
106
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Posted - 2014.04.13 21:01:00 -
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I want a Condom Machine for me  and a Tampon Dispenser for my female Alt...  |
Hesod Adee
Kiwis In Space
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Posted - 2014.04.14 00:47:00 -
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Sibyyl wrote:Boosters need to be cooked in a rickity T1 freighter, preferably one which might fully drain your cap if you leave your key in the ignition. You'd first have to go into Character Recustomization and have your head shaved and put on some dark glasses and maybe add a simple black hat. Find a manchild, preferably an alt who will do anything you say, *****.. and ride out somewhere remote.. like drone space. Make sure you raid the POS lab for a large boiling flask, and have a goon stop by Jita for a backpack full of sudafed, if that's your thing. Try and shoot for 99.1% efficiency because greater purity means more return customers.
Happy cooking!
No, they need to be cooked inside a Meth Mango. |
Felicity Love
Whore and Peace
1669
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Posted - 2014.04.14 01:43:00 -
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Space Juden wrote:Where we can cook boosters
You want a "meth lab" in the CQ?
One in six, go "boom", y'know.
CCP would need to simulate that, too, so you can wake up as a corpse at least once a week... rotting on the floor of your CQ as your Skill Points dribble out your nose... 
... and I was just saying the other day, "Damn, I miss Soundwave"....
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Peter Raptor
Galactic Hawks
651
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Posted - 2014.04.14 01:48:00 -
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Noone logs into CQs these days so whats the point??
Evelopedia;-á
The Amarr Empire, is known for its omnipresent religion -áGÇá-á-á |
Val'Dore
PlanetCorp InterStellar
E.A.R.T.H. Federation
399
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Posted - 2014.04.14 02:01:00 -
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I need a kitchen so I can make my alts sandwiches.
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