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Talzaris	Posted - 2006.05.15 06:02:00 - [31] BoB sighted in Goon territory.
Remedial	Posted - 2006.05.15 06:02:00 - [32] page2snypa
Pheno Xanes	Posted - 2006.05.15 06:02:00 - [33] ******* BOB NOW THIS IS A BOB THREAD
Oliver North	Posted - 2006.05.15 06:03:00 - [34] Edited by: Oliver North on 15/05/2006 06:03:24 Edited by: Oliver North on 15/05/2006 06:03:03 BREAKING NEWS: ICELAND IN ADDITION TO REPORTS OF THREADNAUGHTS, WE ARE ALSO RECEIVING WORD THAT THE ELITE BOB REPUBLICAN GUARD ARE ENTERING THE FRAY. THIS IS OBVIOUSLY AN ATTEMPT BY THE LIBERAL MEDIA TO SUBVERT THE GOOD PEOPLE OF EVE-O TO THEIR COMMUNIST WAYS.
Henze	Posted - 2006.05.15 06:04:00 - [35] Originally by: Remedial page2snypa quoting failure
Pheno Xanes	Posted - 2006.05.15 06:04:00 - [36] http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=337975&page=2http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=337975&page=2http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=337975&page=2http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=337975&page=2http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=337975&page=2http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=337975&page=2http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=337975&page=2http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=337975&page=2http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=337975&page=2http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=337975&page=2http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=337975&page=2http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=337975&page=2http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=337975&page=2http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=337975&page=2http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=337975&page=2http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=337975&page=2http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=337975&page=2http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=337975&page=2http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=337975&page=2http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=337975&page=2http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=337975&page=2http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=337975&page=2http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=337975&page=2http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=337975&page=2http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=337975&page=2http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=337975&page=2http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=337975&page=2http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=337975&page=2http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=337975&page=2http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=337975&page=2http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=337975&page=2http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=337975&page=2http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=337975&page=2http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=337975&page=2http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=337975&page=2http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=337975&page=2http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=337975&page=2http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=337975&page=2http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=337975&page=2http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=337975&page=2http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=337975&page=2http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=337975&page=2http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=337975&page=2http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=337975&page=2http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=337975&page=2http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=337975&page=2http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=337975&page=2http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=337975&page=2http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=337975&page=2http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=337975&page=2http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=337975&page=2http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=337975&page=2http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=337975&page=2http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=337975&page=2http
Akavin Bluesummers	Posted - 2006.05.15 06:05:00 - [37]
Nova Cygni	Posted - 2006.05.15 06:05:00 - [38] 04.23.00: Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka - "Daikatana Demo" At a Glance: John Romero's long anticipated, infamous "Daikatana" has finally gone gold, and has been shipped off to the publisher. As a treat of things to come, Eidos has released the "Daikatana" demo, giving us lucky gamers a three-level preview of the epic, time traveling masterpiece. Romero and the rest of the highly acclaimed DK team should take a breather and pat themselves on the back for a job well done and - haha! Sorry folks, I couldn't keep that ******ing up any longer; this game is awful. Publisher: Eidos Developer: ION Storm System: PC This is one of the millions of Evil Death Frogs in the game. Get used to looking at him, he's got a billion identical brothers. It's always a sad day when you realize the Pod People have triumphed once again. In case you folks out there don't know, the Pod People are responsible for creating all those God-awful movies, games, and television shows that the rest of us stare at and wonder, "who the hell thought this could possibly be entertaining?" The Pod People corrupted the "Trespasser" programming team by shooting mind control beams and causing them to go out and drink Big Gulps full of unrefined grain alcohol. The Pod People zapped Wes Craven and told him that the extra six dollars he would get from "Scream 3" would offset its lack of creativity, writing, and acting talent. The Pod People abducted Illiad and convinced him to make a "User Friendly" line of Linux ashtrays, BeOS corn cob holders, and Macintosh plastic mustaches. I am sorry to report that the Pod People have successfully added another victim to their growing list: gaming industry legend John Romero. Using "Advanced Technology", I will recreate the moment the evil Pod People first took control of the design guru, so we can note how this insidious group of evil beings operate: JOHN ROMERO: "Alright team, I've got a fabulous idea for a game! I've been listening to what the gamers want and are looking for, and I've got some killer thoughts! This will be the best game ever created!" ION STORM TEAM: "HOORAY!!!" JOHN ROMERO: "First of all, we'll need to make our own engine. A superb engine, featuring advanced effects like T&L, dynamic LOD, curved surfaces and-" POD PEOPLE: "John xyblah grawh rawwwwr!" (translated: "John, you are our * now!") JOHN ROMERO: (shot by evil Pod Peoples' ray gun) "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" ION STORM TEAM: "John, are you okay?" JOHN ROMERO: (slowly getting up from the ground) "I LIKE BUGS AND FROGS." ION STORM TEAM: "What?" JOHN ROMERO: "'SUPERFLY JOHNSON' IS A GOOD NAME FOR A BLACK MAN." ION STORM TEAM: "We quit." The actual game demo is a mere 100+ megs, which can technically be considered as "the first mistake". Sure, it's getting more and more common for companies to release game demos which exceed 100 megs, but it doesn't help soften the review any for us gamers on 56k modems that have to wait half a day to get the file. It's one thing to go to McDonald's and order the Fillet O' Fish; it's another thing to drive seven hours out of your way to pick one up - and either way, it is still awful. Once I got the demo, I made the foolish attempt at actually installing it (in retrospect, I should've known better). I immediately got an error message during decompression, so I headed to one of the three Daikatana fan pages (which will soon be down to only two sites once Geocities finds out how much webspace the other one is taking up). It said I needed to manually unzip the install file into a directory and then run the setup file. I'll be honest; this is a HUGE strike against the game. Why do I think that something this small and inconsequential counts so much against the review? Simple - the team has literally had over two **ing years to make this game, and they don't even care enough to get a functional demo installer working? Don't they have any pride in this project, or do they simply n
Nobody Important	Posted - 2006.05.15 06:07:00 - [39] Edited by: Nobody Important on 15/05/2006 06:07:27 BREAKING NEWS: WASHINGTON, DC
Farscape Hw	Posted - 2006.05.15 06:08:00 - [40]
Sochin	Posted - 2006.05.15 06:08:00 - [41] sig file must be less than 24000 bytes. Mail [email protected] for info - Cathath Nemo me impune lacessit
Sean Hannity	Posted - 2006.05.15 06:08:00 - [42] Originally by: Nobody Important BREAKING NEWS: WASHINGTON, DC Breaking news, broken link :owned:
Dungar Loghoth	Posted - 2006.05.15 06:09:00 - [43] No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!
Oliver North	Posted - 2006.05.15 06:09:00 - [44] BREAKING NEWS: SYNDICATE SEVERAL ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFETS DECLARED BANKRUPTCY TODAY AS REMEDIAL CONTINUED HIS 9-DAY EATING BINGE. WHEN ASKED FOR COMMENT, REMEDIAL DECLARED "WHAT? IT'S JUST A SNACK." BEFORE TRYING TO EAT OUR CORRESPONDANT.
Caliver	Posted - 2006.05.15 06:09:00 - [45]
Henze	Posted - 2006.05.15 06:10:00 - [46]
Remedial	Posted - 2006.05.15 06:10:00 - [47] In before Farscape is banned so hard that they hear it in space
Tyrien Maladarr	Posted - 2006.05.15 06:12:00 - [48] Prepare for the mother of all surrenders!
Sochin	Posted - 2006.05.15 06:13:00 - [49] sig file must be less than 24000 bytes. Mail [email protected] for info - Cathath Nemo me impune lacessit
Dungar Loghoth	Posted - 2006.05.15 06:13:00 - [50] This thread is ROCKING
Dungar Loghoth	Posted - 2006.05.15 06:14:00 - [51] Originally by: Caliver
Henze	Posted - 2006.05.15 06:17:00 - [52]
Oliver North	Posted - 2006.05.15 06:19:00 - [53] Edited by: Oliver North on 15/05/2006 06:18:50 BREAKING NEWS: WTF ONE OF OUR CORRESPONDANTS ON THE FRONT LINE HAS THIS TO SAY. http://crotchpheasant.com/ohno.mp3
Body Count	Posted - 2006.05.15 06:20:00 - [54] This is the coolest thread I've ever been in. I'm glad to be part of a great moment in eve forum whoring history!!!!
Dungar Loghoth	Posted - 2006.05.15 06:20:00 - [55] Praying for a Farscape ban.
achuran princess	Posted - 2006.05.15 06:20:00 - [56] Originally by: Sochin more like banned of brothers am i rite
Caliver	Posted - 2006.05.15 06:22:00 - [57]
Pheno Xanes	Posted - 2006.05.15 06:23:00 - [58] Edited by: Pheno Xanes on 15/05/2006 06:23:34 http://www.the**society.com/photoshop/images/offensive01.jpg http://www.thesociety.com/photoshop/images/offensive02.jpg http://www.thesociety.com/photoshop/images/offensive05.jpg http://www.thesociety.com/photoshop/images/offensive07.gif http://www.the**society.com/photoshop/images/offensive13.jpg
MrSookie	Posted - 2006.05.15 06:24:00 - [59] Hard like cheese.
Farscape Hw	Posted - 2006.05.15 06:24:00 - [60] wow everyone in this thread is gonna get banned but me!

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