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Unsuccessful At Everything The Troll Bridge 12506	Posted - 2014.04.19 15:17:00 - [1] - Quote Being Off-topic is totally On-topic! Anything within reason (and forum rules) goes! Grrrrr Crabgrass. Why you ruin my lawn!?!?!?!?1 *Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?*
jason hill Caldari Provisions Caldari State 506	Posted - 2014.04.19 15:24:00 - [2] - Quote I wish my cats would stop shitting and pissing on the carpet
Aerethir El-Kharisti 324	Posted - 2014.04.19 15:32:00 - [3] - Quote jason hill wrote: I wish my cats would stop shitting and pissing on the carpet I ate three apples today. That means I don't have to eat apples the next two days. I win. With great power comes great electricity bill.
Webvan State Protectorate Caldari State 1321	Posted - 2014.04.19 19:50:00 - [4] - Quote Aerethir El-Kharisti wrote: jason hill wrote: I wish my cats would stop shitting and pissing on the carpet I ate three apples today. That means I don't have to eat apples the next two days. I win. No, I slept in and am now writing this from my tablet in bed. But thanks for asking!
Reaver Glitterstim Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore 1106	Posted - 2014.04.19 20:16:00 - [5] - Quote Webvan wrote: Aerethir El-Kharisti wrote: jason hill wrote: I wish my cats would stop shitting and pissing on the carpet I ate three apples today. That means I don't have to eat apples the next two days. I win. No, I slept in and am now writing this from my tablet in bed. But thanks for asking! That's something. I listen to Imagine Dragons while bleeding out. Also, Christian Bale - Bateman and The Joker Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!!
Solecist Project Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 502	Posted - 2014.04.19 20:57:00 - [6] - Quote You just raised the meta bar. Nice! :D
Webvan State Protectorate Caldari State 1327	Posted - 2014.04.19 21:09:00 - [7] - Quote Solecist Project wrote: You just raised the meta bar. Nice! :D But all the sand under the plate, the problem with soup is.
Slade Trillgon Brutor Force Federated 2714	Posted - 2014.04.19 21:13:00 - [8] - Quote Solecist Project wrote: You just raised the meta bar. Nice! :D Nice face. I think you found it...imo that is.
Solecist Project Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 503	Posted - 2014.04.19 21:20:00 - [9] - Quote Slade Trillgon wrote: Solecist Project wrote: You just raised the meta bar. Nice! :D Nice face. I think you found it...imo that is. Thanks! :D I'll probably change it AGAIN in a few days but this colorfull approach suits me well. :D Only thing I still can't really deal with is that I am a FEMALE! FEMALE!!!
Reaver Glitterstim Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore 1106	Posted - 2014.04.19 22:36:00 - [10] - Quote Webvan wrote: But all the sand under the plate, the problem with soup is. There is of a when do things of bright go lasting in the yellow. That's when I turn to my sing this fish to the night like I do. Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!!

Marie Hartinez Aries Munitions and Defense 604	Posted - 2014.04.19 22:37:00 - [11] - Quote Solecist Project wrote: Slade Trillgon wrote: Solecist Project wrote: You just raised the meta bar. Nice! :D Nice face. I think you found it...imo that is. Thanks! :D I'll probably change it AGAIN in a few days but this colorfull approach suits me well. :D Only thing I still can't really deal with is that I am a FEMALE! FEMALE!!! The face says "come at me bro", but the eyes, the eyes say "I'll eat your immortal soul." Surrender is still your slightly less painful option.
Reaver Glitterstim Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore 1106	Posted - 2014.04.19 22:43:00 - [12] - Quote Slade Trillgon wrote: Nice face. I think you found it... Yes, it doesn't look original. It looks like you found someone's face and put it on. Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!!
Marsha Mallow 283	Posted - 2014.04.19 22:44:00 - [13] - Quote Solecist Project wrote: Only thing I still can't really deal with is that I am a FEMALE! FEMALE!!! Wat are you trying to say -
Marie Hartinez Aries Munitions and Defense 604	Posted - 2014.04.19 22:52:00 - [14] - Quote Reaver Glitterstim wrote: Webvan wrote: But all the sand under the plate, the problem with soup is. There is of a when do things of bright go lasting in the yellow. That's when I turn to my sing this fish to the night like I do. On the matter of dogs, I believe it is important to always check the sink. Surrender is still your slightly less painful option.
Crompton Aberforth University of Caille Gallente Federation 74	Posted - 2014.04.20 00:15:00 - [15] - Quote I was going to respond but realised just in time, that in order to stay on-topic I must stay off-topic. Luckily I didn't really know which post to respond to, which helped. So my topic is the tropics. They are hot and sweaty. They live near the equator and far away from the poles. There are two of them but they refuse to rub shoulders. I am the space cadet your mother warned you about.
Reaver Glitterstim Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore 1110	Posted - 2014.04.20 00:22:00 - [16] - Quote The tropics are the best place to launch to space, because then you can make all the orbits the same and it's easier to rendezvous. Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!!
KnowUsByTheDead Sunlight...Through The Blight. 1611	Posted - 2014.04.20 01:06:00 - [17] - Quote Anthony Soprano once said... "Everything turns to **." Just thought you guys should know. Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.** -á-á-á-á-á-á-á
Unsuccessful At Everything The Troll Bridge 12531	Posted - 2014.04.20 04:12:00 - [18] - Quote There was obviously a Mr Phillips who invented a kind of screwdriver... but was there really a Mr Flat-head? *Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?*
KnowUsByTheDead Sunlight...Through The Blight. 1618	Posted - 2014.04.20 04:16:00 - [19] - Quote I'd like to buy and live in a nuclear launch facility one day. I think that would be pretty awesome. And think of all the space. Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense. -á-á-á-á-á-á-á
Unsuccessful At Everything The Troll Bridge 12538	Posted - 2014.04.20 07:50:00 - [20] - Quote My wife asked me to run next door and help the young lesbian couple with their drawers. Imagine my disappointment when I realized my wife volunteered me to fix a broken dresser. *Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?*

Lina Alar Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire 5738	Posted - 2014.04.20 09:22:00 - [21] - Quote Speaking of non sequiturs, a Centauri, a Narn, and a Pakmara walk into a bar. Squirrel! An explanation of Eve socialization: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTbgvYPVdXE Lick with your mainGäó
Crompton Aberforth University of Caille Gallente Federation 81	Posted - 2014.04.21 01:59:00 - [22] - Quote Have we been stranded in a topical island? Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, A tale of a fateful trip That started from the Jita port Aboard this battleship. The pilot was a care bear man, The gankers brave and sure. Five battleships went boom that day On a three region tour, a three region tour. The game they played started getting rough, But they played at any cost If not for the balls of the pirate crew The ransom would be lost, the ransom would be lost. I am the space cadet your mother warned you about.
Graygor 1kB Realty 1kB Galactic 113524	Posted - 2014.04.21 03:16:00 - [23] - Quote Curious discovery. According to reliable sources. (The girls in my office) Most japanese ladies under 30 are waxed. But keep the front hair so they can go to hotsprings. My perving just went upto 11. "I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara "I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commisar Kate
Unsuccessful At Everything The Troll Bridge 12587	Posted - 2014.04.21 05:13:00 - [24] - Quote Turkey is like the anti-bacon. It makes foods worse. Sausage = good. Turkey sausage = meh. Bacon = OMGWTFBBQSOOOGOODMUSTKILLFORITDROOOOOOOL. Turkey bacon = get out. I'm going to put this slice of turkey on my hamburger..... said no person ever. *Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?*
Graygor 1kB Realty 1kB Galactic 113530	Posted - 2014.04.21 05:45:00 - [25] - Quote Unsuccessful At Everything wrote: Turkey is like the anti-bacon. It makes foods worse. Sausage = good. Turkey sausage = meh. Bacon = OMGWTFBBQSOOOGOODMUSTKILLFORITDROOOOOOOL. Turkey bacon = get out. I'm going to put this slice of turkey on my hamburger..... said no person ever. You really are some kind sage. "I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara "I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commisar Kate
Crompton Aberforth University of Caille Gallente Federation 82	Posted - 2014.04.21 05:51:00 - [26] - Quote Unsuccessful At Everything wrote: Turkey is like the anti-bacon. It makes foods worse. Sausage = good. Turkey sausage = meh. Bacon = OMGWTFBBQSOOOGOODMUSTKILLFORITDROOOOOOOL. Turkey bacon = get out. I'm going to put this slice of turkey on my hamburger..... said no person ever. For that matter I don't think anyone has ever been guilty of putting a slice of ham on their hamburger. But then there are no pines or apples in pineapple either. I am the space cadet your mother warned you about.
Reaver Glitterstim Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore 1130	Posted - 2014.04.21 05:57:00 - [27] - Quote Turkey is really the best meat of the four. Bacon lovers, I hope you know that you're eating pigs. PIGS. Ew. Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!!
Uthreignish Brave Operations - Lollipop Division Brave Collective 6	Posted - 2014.04.21 08:07:00 - [28] - Quote Reaver Glitterstim wrote: Turkey is really the best meat of the four. Bacon lovers, I hope you know that you're eating pigs. PIGS. Ew. Chicken meatballs.
Sibyyl 489	Posted - 2014.04.21 09:03:00 - [29] - Quote Graygor wrote: According to reliable sources. (The girls in my office) Most japanese ladies under 30 are waxed. But keep the front hair so they can go to hotsprings. Also useful if the young lady becomes a professionally trained adult entertainer. The hair helps mitigate the editing difficulties for Japan's nationally mandated pixelation of fedos in pornographic cinematography. Somebody's Heiney is crowding my icebox.-áSomebody's cold one is giving me chills.
Tollen Gallen Glory of Reprisal Enterprise 7662	Posted - 2014.04.21 09:09:00 - [30] - Quote I like Single Malt. Zimmy Zeta - I f*cking love martinis. the original ones, with gin, not that vodka martini crap. Your old Friends can use me for 7 days, free!!!



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