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Verizana
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Posted - 2006.05.18 19:30:00 -
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Hi
I need a real good simple sentence minmatar jokes.
Post as many as you want as long as they make sense and are funny.
Get this going! 
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dailyhazard
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Posted - 2006.05.18 19:31:00 -
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lol your minmatar
about all you need really
But she's hot, SHE MAY BE THE ONLY WOMAN I EVER HAVE - DAILY
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Verizana
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Posted - 2006.05.18 20:03:00 -
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 Originally by: dailyhazard
lol your minmatar
about all you need really
can't say that you are as big of a hunk as you might think :P
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HippoKing
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Posted - 2006.05.18 20:09:00 -
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How many minmatar does it take to change a lightbulb?
I don't know, you can't make lightbulbs out of duct tape.
yeah, it sucked
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Exelon Bei
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Posted - 2006.05.18 20:32:00 -
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hahaha  nice 
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ParMizaN
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Posted - 2006.05.18 20:32:00 -
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Originally by: HippoKing
How many minmatar does it take to change a lightbulb?
I don't know, you can't make lightbulbs out of duct tape.
yeah, it sucked
*points to the exit and awaits lots of old jokes with names changed to "minmatar" throwing them completely out of context*
Phenomena of ironies, cast the litany aside
How intelligible, blessed be the forgetful |
Distrans
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Posted - 2006.05.18 20:33:00 -
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Outsourcing your smack on U'K? Baad girl 
Common tribal dialect for honest Minmatar care? Pro-jectile.
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Kurren
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Posted - 2006.05.18 20:38:00 -
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Edited by: Kurren on 18/05/2006 20:38:30
What's the difference between a Minmitar and a baby?
Someone at least slams on their brakes before running over a baby.
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What's the difference between a Minmitar ship and your Grandmother's walker?
All of the space-aged, technological advances that went in to making your Grandmother's walker.
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Why do Minmitar's tattoos glow?
So you can see them at night without making them smile.
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What's the difference between a Minmitar and a pile of dog crap?
Nobody gets happy when they step on a pile of dog crap.
They're bad, I know...
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SobaKai.com
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ParMizaN
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Posted - 2006.05.18 20:39:00 -
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Hmm 6 minutes, im good 
Phenomena of ironies, cast the litany aside
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Kurren
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Posted - 2006.05.18 20:44:00 -
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Originally by: ParMizaN
Hmm 6 minutes, im good
Yeah yeah... lemme'lone! I was only trying to help!! I swears!!
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SobaKai.com
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HippoKing
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Posted - 2006.05.18 20:49:00 -
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Originally by: ParMizaN
Originally by: HippoKing
How many minmatar does it take to change a lightbulb?
I don't know, you can't make lightbulbs out of duct tape.
yeah, it sucked
*points to the exit and awaits lots of old jokes with names changed to "minmatar" throwing them completely out of context*
it was at least minmatar themed. but yeah, i know it sucked. hence the last words in the post
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Distrans
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Posted - 2006.05.18 21:17:00 -
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What is funnier than the sight of a Gallentean guy? The sight of a Gallentean guy who just called an Exiled Brutor "Minmitar"...
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Busboy 42
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Posted - 2006.05.19 00:12:00 -
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In awe the Gallente watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebon void of infinite space wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang forever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as he looked at all this he thought...I really must put a roof on this Minmatar lavatory
(with apologies to Les Dawson)
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Kata Dakini
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Posted - 2006.05.19 01:47:00 -
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(taken from my own joke about Aussies)
What's the difference between a Minmatar and a spider on LSD?
Structural integrity means something to the spider.
(the original joke)
What's the difference between an Aussie and a rabbit?
Sex means something to a rabbit.
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Jeauxzuf
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Posted - 2006.05.19 01:49:00 -
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Chuck Norris can slam a - whoops, wrong jokes.
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mazzilliu
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Posted - 2006.05.19 03:54:00 -
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i can't play eve on the other computer any more, because it can't run the client for longer than 10 seconds. it crashes to desktop and when it DOES run it artifacts like mad. i took it to my local minmatar computer repair store and they re-booted(kicked multiple times) the machine and stuck the broken off pieces back on with school glue. Works like a charm now!
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Sig removed BEFORE the mods got to it bahaha -mazzilliu
But we can play with it after. ~kieron
that should be considered an exploit >[ -mazzilliu
Exploit, what explot - Xorus |
Samirol
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Posted - 2006.05.19 04:44:00 -
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Edited by: Samirol on 19/05/2006 04:50:38
What is the difference between a loaf of bread and a Brutor? The loaf of bread doesn't scream when an Amarrian throws it in the oven 
Also...what is the difference between a stale cookie and a Brutor? The cookie can tank for over 30 seconds (lame...i know...)
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Scorpyn
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Posted - 2006.05.19 07:13:00 -
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Q:Why do brutor males have sunglasses most of the time?
A:To hide their confusion
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Lardarz B'stard
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Posted - 2006.05.19 07:25:00 -
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How do you make a Minmatar drink?
Put him in a blender
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Baldour Ngarr
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Posted - 2006.05.19 10:31:00 -
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Any Skoda joke from the 1980's should do the trick.
How do you treble the value of a Minmatar battleship?
Fill the cargo hold with garbage.
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Kouran Darkblade
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Posted - 2006.05.25 10:33:00 -
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I minmitar docked his ship at a Caldari station, when he returned to his ship there was a fine saying dumping trash in Caldari stations is an offence.
Mainly a bump
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Lanfear's Bane
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Posted - 2006.05.25 11:26:00 -
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Originally by: Kouran Darkblade
I minmitar
Is that by Isaac Asimov?
Lanfear's Bane.
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Distrans
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Posted - 2006.05.26 19:12:00 -
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Why is there so bloody much Caldari around? - They use clones.
What is the most important sign in many Caldari combat vessels? "Warning - Missiles need to be fired manually!"
And someone stop that glitter crap please..Chuck?
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TheM101
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Posted - 2006.10.11 16:21:00 -
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back in minimatar space ship drive you!
play on the russian reversal jokes :)
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FooB2
Caldari
Pre-nerfed Tactics
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Posted - 2006.10.11 18:03:00 -
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THREAD NECRO FTL
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