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Bryce Owen
EVE University
Ivy League
1
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Posted - 2014.04.30 17:28:00 -
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I'm hanging up my clones at the end of my sub. This isn't a ccp/goon/etc hate speech, I love these guys. This has been the most real and fun experience in gaming I have ever had. The reason for my leaving is I'm leaving my current job as a K9 team leader for State DOC and going to work for a police dept. in a metro area and time will not let me play Eve. Also my other hobby has taken a more serious turn. I am now part of TVNWeather which is a whole new ball game in storm chasing after a very successful few chases with the storms that went through the southern US the past few days. So real life has defeated Eve.
The reason for my post is Yes! you can have my stuff. I have over 6 bil in liquid isk and probably 2 bil in assets.
I will award the following.
Best troll post.
Best overall post.
Best meme.
Dumbest post.
Smartest Post.
24 hours and it will be finalized and I will hand out the rewards.
Safe flying guys. It has been fun.  |
Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
5056
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Posted - 2014.04.30 17:30:00 -
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Would it be possible perchance for your items and isk to find their way into a contract for ol' Doc?
The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the ho's and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' and I'll look down, and whisper 'Hodor'. |
Malcolm Shinhwa
Bad Touches
2259
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Posted - 2014.04.30 17:31:00 -
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I'll take the stuff the dog hasn't chewed or pee'd on!
"Its the pod I'm after. The ship is just a pod condom." -- Turgesson
"You're a d-bag. But you're a caring d-bag." -- Sindel Pellion |
KuroVolt
The Legion of Spoon
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
1836
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Posted - 2014.04.30 17:31:00 -
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Just...give me your money...
BoBwins Law: As a discussion/war between two large nullsec entities grows longer, the probability of one comparing the other to BoB aproaches near certainty. |
embrel
BamBam Inc.
169
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Posted - 2014.04.30 17:33:00 -
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If you pay peanuts... |
Cat Troll
Systems Federation
Coalition of Galactic Unity
460
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Posted - 2014.04.30 17:34:00 -
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meow?
Lolwut:
"Yes, you kids don't know how lucky you have it. These days noobs get given free tackle ships for PvP but back in the old days the only tackle ships we were given were our pods. We had to use them to bump their rookie ships out of alignment to stop them warping off." |
Pix Severus
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
863
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Posted - 2014.04.30 17:34:00 -
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Bryce Owen wrote:The reason for my post is Yes! you can have my stuff. I have over 6 bil in liquid isk and probably 2 bil in assets.
Can I have your st.. oh wait. |
Nadezda Morozovovna
X-Prot
Greater Western Co-Prosperity Sphere
14
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Posted - 2014.04.30 17:35:00 -
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Like, dunno vaginosaurus attacking innoncent pussynator? |
Hra Neuvosto
FinFleet
Northern Coalition.
260
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Posted - 2014.04.30 17:35:00 -
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dumb post |
Schmata Bastanold
Black Rebel Rifter Club
The Devil's Tattoo
1643
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Posted - 2014.04.30 17:36:00 -
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I don't want any of your stuff.
Have fun in RL.
o/
I am not my skills but...
http://eveboard.com/pilot/Schmata_Bastanold |
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Abrazzar
Vardaugas Family
3101
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Posted - 2014.04.30 17:36:00 -
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This thread is going to be locked before 24 hours have passed.
Sovereignty and Population
New Mining Mechanics |
Erufen Rito
The Dark Space Initiative
Scary Wormhole People
182
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Posted - 2014.04.30 17:36:00 -
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I'm not doing this because I want your stuff, but if you don't come back, I will forever hate you.
This is as nice as I get.
Best quote ever
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=4137165#post4137165 |
Zifrian
Licentia Ex Vereor
Black Core Alliance
1477
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Posted - 2014.04.30 17:38:00 -
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Give me your 6 billion in isk and ill I double it!
GÇ£Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do. GÇ¥ - Dale Carnegie
Maximze your Industry Potential! - Download EVE Isk per Hour! |
Mattpat139 Sukarala
Brave Privateers
1
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Posted - 2014.04.30 17:39:00 -
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so what yor saying is I can have your atron? |
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
18154
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Posted - 2014.04.30 17:39:00 -
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07 Good luck with your new job and ridiculously insane hobby of chasing storms.
Never go full Ripard |
Drone 16
Law Dogz
166
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Posted - 2014.04.30 17:39:00 -
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I'm so sorry to see that you are leaving and I wish there had been time for me to talk you out of it.
Fly safe Brave pilot!
It puts the peanutbutter on itself or it leaves the bonus round... - E1's greatest Hits |
Kaea Astridsson
Yggdrasil Woodchoppers
Noir. Mercenary Group
25
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Posted - 2014.04.30 17:39:00 -
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Judging by your hobby I'm extremely disappointed by the lack of Hurricanes and Typhoons on your KB.
Also the compulsory; Can I haz your stuffz? |
Karen Avioras
Unsung Heroes
The Volition Cult
472
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Posted - 2014.04.30 17:40:00 -
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Give me isk and I'll try to summon a storm for you. |
Jenn aSide
STK Scientific
Initiative Mercenaries
6300
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Posted - 2014.04.30 17:41:00 -
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Bryce Owen wrote:I'm hanging up my clones at the end of my sub. This isn't a ccp/goon/etc hate speech, I love these guys. This has been the most real and fun experience in gaming I have ever had. The reason for my leaving is I'm leaving my current job as a K9 team leader for State DOC and going to work for a police dept. in a metro area and time will not let me play Eve. Also my other hobby has taken a more serious turn. I am now part of TVNWeather which is a whole new ball game in storm chasing after a very successful few chases with the storms that went through the southern US the past few days. So real life has defeated Eve. The reason for my post is Yes! you can have my stuff. I have over 6 bil in liquid isk and probably 2 bil in assets. I will award the following. Best troll post. Best overall post. Best meme. Dumbest post. Smartest Post. 24 hours and it will be finalized and I will hand out the rewards. Safe flying guys. It has been fun.
From Corrections to Law Enforcement and Storm chasing? Why isn't your screen name 'Bryce ScrewLifeDeathWish'  .
But for real, have fun and stay safe (and I mean really, you help no one when you are dead). And if you wanna throw some Now unneeded isk at a fellow peace officer, I'll be damned if I'd say no .
Come back and play with us when you can, EVE will be here till at least the launch of Star Citizen in 2053
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Miss Masquerade
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
2
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Posted - 2014.04.30 17:42:00 -
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Mr Owen, Good Luck outside the game, I wish you the best on your new journey.
Remember, do not look back, it's not worth it, keep on keeping on.
Ps. I dont want any of your stuff.
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Wulfgar WarHammer
Imperium Research Inc
135
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Posted - 2014.04.30 17:46:00 -
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for 1bil Isk I'll send you a signed, personalized softcore picture of myself, I'll write a little sign with whatever you want on it so you know its legit.
For the whole 6bil I'll even send a dickpic.
I look good naked, evemail me
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E-2C Hawkeye
State War Academy
Caldari State
608
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Posted - 2014.04.30 17:49:00 -
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Bryce Owen wrote:I'm hanging up my clones at the end of my sub. This isn't a ccp/goon/etc hate speech, I love these guys. This has been the most real and fun experience in gaming I have ever had. The reason for my leaving is I'm leaving my current job as a K9 team leader for State DOC and going to work for a police dept. in a metro area and time will not let me play Eve. Also my other hobby has taken a more serious turn. I am now part of TVNWeather which is a whole new ball game in storm chasing after a very successful few chases with the storms that went through the southern US the past few days. So real life has defeated Eve. The reason for my post is Yes! you can have my stuff. I have over 6 bil in liquid isk and probably 2 bil in assets. I will award the following. Best troll post. Best overall post. Best meme. Dumbest post. Smartest Post. 24 hours and it will be finalized and I will hand out the rewards. Safe flying guys. It has been fun.
Keep your stuff you will be back. Real life cant last forever |
Talas Dir
Super Happy Fun Corp
16
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Posted - 2014.04.30 17:49:00 -
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Bryce Owen wrote:I'm hanging up my clones at the end of my sub. This isn't a ccp/goon/etc hate speech, I love these guys. This has been the most real and fun experience in gaming I have ever had. The reason for my leaving is I'm leaving my current job as a K9 team leader for State DOC and going to work for a police dept. in a metro area and time will not let me play Eve. Also my other hobby has taken a more serious turn. I am now part of TVNWeather which is a whole new ball game in storm chasing after a very successful few chases with the storms that went through the southern US the past few days. So real life has defeated Eve. The reason for my post is Yes! you can have my stuff. I have over 6 bil in liquid isk and probably 2 bil in assets. I will award the following. Best troll post.Best overall post. Best meme. Dumbest post.Smartest Post. 24 hours and it will be finalized and I will hand out the rewards. Safe flying guys. It has been fun.
I can do that.
BRYCE OWEN, YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR MIND, COMING TO EVE GENERAL DISCUSSION, THE PLACE WHERE I GOT MY START, IN BADPOSTING. YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR MIND, MAKING A GOODBYE POST, BECAUSE NO ONE WILL EVEN TRY TO BEAT YOU AT YOUR OWN GAME. AND AFTER'S ALL SAID AND DONE, YOU'RE GOING TO BE SITTING ON YOUR FAT ASS READING ALL THESE AWFUL POSTS ALL DAY LONG BECAUSE YOU GOT A FAT ASS. THE ONLY CHANCE YOU HAVE, YOU HAVE NO CHANCE BUT THE ONLY CHANCE YOU HAD WAS TO TURN OFF THE MONITOR LICKETY-SPLIT, BUT YOU CAN'T PUSH BUTTONS BECAUSE YOU GOT A FAT ASS. AND AFTER'S ALL SUN'N'DONE, I'M GONNA HOLD A TAILGATE PARTY, FOR ALL MY SCAM FODDER BACK IN JITA, LOCAL.
(but really though, thanks for not leaving with a "Grr CCP" post, and good luck with where life takes you!)
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Slade Trillgon
Brutor Force Federated
2766
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Posted - 2014.04.30 17:49:00 -
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You posted this in the wrong forum you noob!
See you in the grand Out Of Pod Experience in a few more posts 
Oh, and Doc don't be a hypocrite. Edit your first post and tell the noob where this should have been posted  |
Job Valador
Sovereign Colonies Armed Forces
557
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Posted - 2014.04.30 18:00:00 -
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Someone is actually giving out their stuff?!?!
"nows your chance Job! Show him why you want his stuff!"
...  ...  ... 
*facepalm
"you blew it"
"The stone exhibited a profound lack of movement." |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
13009
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Posted - 2014.04.30 18:01:00 -
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I want to troll OP so hard that he doesn't post right for a week.
Too bad he wont be around that long.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Jarvin Spoo
Clandestine Management Group
SiNTaX err0r
30
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Posted - 2014.04.30 18:04:00 -
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Give me your Six billion ISK and I will triple it! WITHOUT Bonus Room participation! |
Pepper Solette
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
347
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Posted - 2014.04.30 18:05:00 -
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There once was a pilot named Bryce.
Who got podded and paid a high price.
But he's now leaving EvE
And through storms he will weave.
But he's handing out isk which is nice.
All the very best in your storm-chasing endeavors. I helped a team out years ago and that's some adrenaline pumping craziness!
Stay Safe
o/
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Joy-Tear Starseeker
Space Wolves ind.
The Wolfpack Nexus
9
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Posted - 2014.04.30 18:06:00 -
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Veni, vidi, vici, Vindicator!
What a great leaving post. Congratulations on your new job. :)
They say that time is an arrow, on which we all ride. In such case, fly safe in RL...
Joy
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Grimpak
Shifting Sands Trader Cartel
Bleak Horizon Alliance.
1432
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Posted - 2014.04.30 18:07:00 -
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Smart post.
[img]http://eve-files.com/sig/grimpak[/img]
[quote]The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.[/quote]
ain't that right |
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Jayem See
CTRL-Q
Iron Oxide.
2583
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Posted - 2014.04.30 18:10:00 -
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Good luck out there! Sounds like one hella exciting time you are going to be having.
Stay safe. We look forward to your return.....
Aaaaaaand relax. |
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
Panhandle Industries
Order of the Exalted
509
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Posted - 2014.04.30 18:14:00 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:I want to troll OP so hard that he doesn't post right for a week.
Too bad he wont be around that long.
He didn't give us much content to troll now did he?
OP, if you give me your stuff I will send you a fedo doll being hotdropped by a doomsday wielding llama. The llama is also equipped with a printed out threadnaught stapled to his back that includes such sentiments as "Grr Goons" and "CSM is nerfing omnidirectional tracking links to hurt high sec mission runners". If the donated about is above 500m, I can also include a drone that neither the fedo nor the llama can recognize, and if the amount is over 1 bill, I will convince a ccp employee to lose his job by giving you t2 bpo's and a ishkone watch scorpion.
Of course if you believe any of the above, I hear that FighterJets GuitarSolo is running a decent business in Jita that you should check out before leaving.
New player resources:
http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/Main_Page - General information
http://www.evealtruist.com/p/know-your-enemy.html - Learn to PvP
http://belligerentundesirables.com/ - Safaris, Awoxes, Ganking and Griefing-á |
Giuseppe R Raimondo
Lowsey Pirates Inc.
Easily Excited
32
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Posted - 2014.04.30 18:19:00 -
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the day real live wins is the day ccp will need a new job |
Inquisitor Kitchner
Galaxy Punks
Executive Outcomes
1096
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Posted - 2014.04.30 18:22:00 -
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Bryce Owen wrote:I'm hanging up my clones at the end of my sub. This isn't a ccp/goon/etc hate speech, I love these guys. This has been the most real and fun experience in gaming I have ever had. The reason for my leaving is I'm leaving my current job as a K9 team leader for State DOC and going to work for a police dept. in a metro area and time will not let me play Eve. Also my other hobby has taken a more serious turn. I am now part of TVNWeather which is a whole new ball game in storm chasing after a very successful few chases with the storms that went through the southern US the past few days. So real life has defeated Eve. The reason for my post is Yes! you can have my stuff. I have over 6 bil in liquid isk and probably 2 bil in assets. I will award the following. Best troll post. Best overall post. Best meme. Dumbest post. Smartest Post. 24 hours and it will be finalized and I will hand out the rewards. Safe flying guys. It has been fun.
You just need to award "best troll post" to yourself for the OP
"If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared." - Niccolo Machiavelli |
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ISD LackOfFaith
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
1310
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Posted - 2014.04.30 18:25:00 -
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Quote:
32. "Quitting" posts are only permitted on the Out of Pod Experience channel.
CCP recognize that during the course of gameplay a lot of friendships are made between players and that sometimes if a player is taking a break or departing from the EVE universe that they would like to say goodbye on the forums. Posts of this nature are only permitted on the Out of Pod Experience forum, and must be civil and well worded.
Thread locked.
ISD LackOfFaith
Commander
Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
Interstellar Services Department
I do not respond to Eve Mail or anything other than the forums. |
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