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Dirt Nap Squad
Dirt Nap Squad.
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Posted - 2014.05.07 21:04:00 -
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Have you ever hot dropped lone ratting Drakes with a fleet of 37 bombers and twice as many Falcons?
Are you a bittervet and tired of the status quo in EVE Online? Tired of being GÇ£funnycatnamedoctrineGÇ¥ number four-hundred-and-fifty-six, pushing F1 to bash some structure that you couldn't give a crap about? Tired of renting space so some guy can RMT the ISK you made into a dacha on the Volga or Sava? Looking for that mythical unicorn of GÇ£small gang PvP?GÇ¥
Or, are you new to EVE Online and looking to make the jump into nullsec combat? Want to be a part of the cool stories that you read about but don't know how to become a part of the action? Worried about getting ripped off or scammed like all the dirty, filthy highsec carebears say will happen? Sick of playing an MMO by yourself?
Look no further than Dirt Nap Squad my friends. The alcoholic, liver destroying, force of nature that is DNS is currently opening recruiting to all experience levels in EVE Online. Yes, THAT Dirt Nap Squad. . .
DNS is an online gaming organization that dates back to the days when trilobites and 75mhz Pentium processors ruled the earth and may have actually helped Al Gore invent the Internet, just to get an online match of Microsoft Aces over Europe going.
What we don't have is 99.89% of the autistic sperg BS that most alliances have. We don't hold Sov. We don't, by in large, shoot at structures. We don't have (hardly any) blues, and the corp/alliance has nothing to steal because we are alliance poor and member rich. We don't meta and could not give a rip about the meta game. We don't have an arts and crafts requirement to join. We don't care about your in game skills or what ships you can fly or any of the ones and zeros that make up what most people think of EVE or online gaming.
What we do have is an amazingly good time playing this game with (what I think) are some pretty awesome people. We have access to opportunities far beyond that 90% of the EVE alliances have to offer.
So, if you'd like a taste of the Kool-Aid, join the in game channel of Dirt Nap Admin. That's Dirt Nap Admin . . . We will get you on coms and you can see if we are as big of SOB's as people say we are.
You have nothing to loose except your preconceptions on how to play EVE, and every thing to gain.
Requirements: TS3, a headset or headphones, and be 21+ because we are not going to jail over contributing to the delinquency of a minor or your mom seeing the links that get passed around in alliance. Also, be capable of flying or be willing to train into a Stealth Bomber. |