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Mr Unanimous
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
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Posted - 2014.05.17 00:28:00 -
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Dear Savior of Highsec;
I've got troubling news my friend. Its about myself. I've been bad. I've been a terrible belieber of the CODE. I've gotten ganked in my mining ship and raged out. I've taken lots of your Kernite and Pyroxeres and Hermorphite and Scordite and VELDSPAR. Oh my God James, I've taken SO MUCH of your Veldspar.
In fact, my rage out wasn't about the ship and being ganked, it was the stealing back of YOUR kernite that I stole in the first place. I was unhappy. I spent all that time mining the fiery kernite and poof, it was gone. I trash talked the Knights in local and insulted their manhoods and was not a good sport. I demanded my money and my kernite back like a carebear. Add in that I have never killed another player and have zero combat skills, I went nuclear carebear on them.
I've been a bad boy. I've not bought a permit but continue to mine all day at work and most nights when I get home. The only thing that helps me break the pattern is my girlfriend and then I'm still mining her kernite, if you know what I mean! I'm always stealing everyone's kernite.
Yes James, its true. I'm a kernite-a-holic. I've not made any attempts to follow the CODE or to get sober. I continue to mine all your minerals, turn them into ISK and pack my wallet like a mindless zombie. I then build Covetors and Procurers to stash in EVERY station in highsec, lowsec and nullsec (when I can get through the gate without being exploded) so no matter where I am in my Ibis or Velator or Shuttle...I can hop into a ship and mine. OH MY GOD JAMES, I'm mining kernite right now! I got through the pyroxeres and I am right into the kernite. I'm stealing more of YOUR kernite. Save me, Savior.
I'm 10 days away from Hulk/Skiff. I'll have hundreds of millions of isk worth in Hulks and Skiff's everywhere. I'll replace every Covetor / Procurer with a Hulk / Skiff and then break those ships and their modules down into minerals and either sell or manufacture more crap to make me isk. I'll add it to the isk pile and manufacture me some battleships to sell in Jita to build MORE mining ships. I've become a monster, James. I'm a festering, out of control carebear monster in New Eden. :(
I've even thought about coming to YOUR backyard and leaving my mobile tractor units and freight containers and mobile depots and more illegal mining equipment laying around everywhere and training up that skill that lets you permanently leave stuff for 30 days.
Help me James....come cuddle me and gank all my ships and save me from myself before its too late and I'm mining all day every day!!!
I'm a terrible belieber in the CODE :(
p.s. I even have a real life job where I get to run EVE and mine all day. I was able to fill up an entire enormous freight container full of your ore today. I took your Veldspar, OMG MORE VELDSPAR and Scordite and Kernite and Pyroxeres...AND GOT PAID IN REAL LIFE TO DO IT.
I'm a monster...I should be ganked, but I'm too much of a scaredy carebear to tell you where I am :( |
Grimpak
Shifting Sands Trader Cartel
Bleak Horizon Alliance.
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Posted - 2014.05.17 00:34:00 -
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dude, what you smokin.
I want 10.
[img]http://eve-files.com/sig/grimpak[/img]
[quote]The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.[/quote]
ain't that right |
BLACK-STAR
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Posted - 2014.05.17 00:36:00 -
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- If violence does not solve your problem, you may not have used enough of it. |
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ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
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Posted - 2014.05.17 01:00:00 -
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