Least Exciting BR 2014 goes to *drum roll*

As far as I remember, we went head on in with a 20 man armor T3 gang in your former C5 pulsar home system.

When you arrived with about 15 Ishtars and Scimis sitting at range, we warped on top of you, killed off what we could without podding in a hope for you to return in something 'proper' to fight our armor gang in. Even in a pulsar, *in your own home system*, you didn't show up. I mean, we did have 5 more guys than you, so it's completely justified. /s

To quote a friend: "Fight us with something we can beat, or you are blue balling us"

I think our KB and our reputation would prove that we are, much like you, HK, and a few others, willing to fight when outnumbered and/or outclassed, so that is not my gripe. Drop 20 T3s on our ~15 man Eagle/Vulture fleet, and we would go home happy win or lose, but 6 caps, really?

Is that a tear on your cheek?

Is that a tear on your cheek?

We found a nice C5 Cata tonight, and our scout reported some Ishtars on scan, so we formed a fleet to go poke the bear. Our scout then reports that it is SS's hole as we are making our way down chain. He then reports an Ishtar sitting alone on another hole. We jump in part of our fleet, warp to the hole, Ishtar jumps, so do we, and he quickly dies. We then realize this Ishtar is not SS, but is Team Pizza. I guess they were having some kind of sleepover. We jump back, warp to our exit, and wait, and wait, and wait...

We have a total of 7 ships in system not counting our scout, and we are in Eagles, Vultures, and Scimitars, so not much of a threat, right? Then we see 1, 2, 3, 4, no wait 5 Archons on scan. Devoter lands, then 2 Archons, about 5 T3s, and then as we are jumping out a Moros. As we jump the hole goes stage 2, and we have another one go crit on our trip home, or we were planning to come back for more fun. Maybe next time Bob will have better plans.

As far as I remember, we went head on in with a 20 man armor T3 gang in your former C5 pulsar home system.

When you arrived with about 15 Ishtars and Scimis sitting at range, we warped on top of you, killed off what we could without podding in a hope for you to return in something 'proper' to fight our armor gang in. Even in a pulsar, *in your own home system*, you didn't show up. I mean, we did have 5 more guys than you, so it's completely justified. /s

To quote a friend: "Fight us with something we can beat, or you are blue balling us"

Thanks for highlighting the bits people care about in bold.

Wait people care about what "CivilWars" wrote? huh..

P.S. so glad we came to wormholes, theres even more serious WH pvp woooot

I remember that fight. I remember the three baalghorns that you had ready to close the hole. Care to tell me what else did you haveon the other side of the hole?

You should make 3 corps, Suddenly Carriers, Suddenly Dreads and Suddenly Sub-Caps. So we know who to engage.

The Dusette's love sausage.

I'm still confused who are you and who is tlc?

I think you guys are missing the whole point.

It doesn't even bother you that you're being compared to ..... TLC ... ?

Just saying those three letters sends a shudder down my spine. The little white hairs on my arm are standing on end.

From what i have seen you must be the fw version of w-space.

TLC reminds me of old school wrestling tbh.

We are new to wormholes, so unless you are NoHo or SSC or Blood Union, we really do not care, nor do we know you.

I'm still confused who are you and who is tlc?

From what i have seen you must be the fw version of w-space.

Nobody and nobody it seems so far

Cry more please, it's arousing me.

Tender Loving Care? This works for me! You can't cry about people bringing more stuff, would be the same as the Ishtar crying about being killed by your gang :D Anyways come back soon I want to play with you all!


EDIT: That didn't sound so weird in my head....

is your whole corp turning into Winthorp or what?

never mind that SS should be embarrassed about being compared to TLC...

IM COMPARING YOU ALL TO WINTHORP!?

less, qq, more pew pew as the old addage goes.

is your whole corp turning into Winthorp or what?

never mind that SS should be embarrassed about being compared to TLC...

IM COMPARING YOU ALL TO WINTHORP!?

less, qq, more pew pew as the old addage goes.

What did I just read!? 0.o

I would like to draw your attention to the following:


https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/10359258_739090742807949_8249876778544510732_n.jpg



And /thread.

Makes me sad when people I like are rude at each other

How can someone get 62k in likes is mind blowing.

How can someone get 62k in likes is mind blowing.

I would like to point out, without going into too much 'OP SEC OMGZ' detail, that we were very recently a low sec Pirate/PVP alliance, who fought with, killed, ran away from, died, or flew with(insert appropriate outcome to appropriate situation) the likes of Snuff Box, Shadow, PL, Eve Uni(EDIT: Eve Uni's Dragon Slayer fleet)..... name it, we've went rounds with it, killed it, or died to it. Our moving into a WH didn't reduce our ability to throw down caps, bhaalgorns/vindi's, T3's, and so forth. That there were only 5 archons means that the vast majority of our dedicated cap pilots were still logged off. I do not recall the exact situation, but you can't really be angry if you roll into us and we defense fleet log in half our stuff. In a C5 Caty.... why would we NOT bring our formerly low sec now WH slow cat fleet? That's Eve.


As far as Ordering one of them bad boys, I wish!

Was away over the weekend and came back to that beauty of a link in my inbox!

Next time you're out and about and want to fight, message us before ganking our ishtar, friend. It seems pretty silly to stab us in the knee then wonder why we pulled out our shotgun.


Or come over and join our slumber party! Only rule is you have to join in strip poker after midnight! :D

Oh, look! She/he is waving its **** for the first time in wspace! How cute!

Great, just what wh space needed. More archon fleets. And more mindless child like sperging on the forums.

On a scale from 1 to rainbow-vomiting-unicorn-robots-attacking-a-gay-club:

HOW FABULOUS IS THIS THREAD?

As far as I remember, we went head on in with a 20 man armor T3 gang in your former C5 pulsar home system.

When you arrived with about 15 Ishtars and Scimis sitting at range, we warped on top of you, killed off what we could without podding in a hope for you to return in something 'proper' to fight our armor gang in. Even in a pulsar, *in your own home system*, you didn't show up. I mean, we did have 5 more guys than you, so it's completely justified. /s

To quote a friend: "Fight us with something we can beat, or you are blue balling us"

Just gonna throw my wang around a bit.

Why was this thread even created / posted in?

Ridiculous, hence my venga boys, orange juice and slumber party jokes.

P.S. Alice saki said hello

is your whole corp turning into Winthorp or what?

never mind that SS should be embarrassed about being compared to TLC...

IM COMPARING YOU ALL TO WINTHORP!?

less, qq, more pew pew as the old addage goes.

is your whole corp turning into Winthorp or what?

never mind that SS should be embarrassed about being compared to TLC...

IM COMPARING YOU ALL TO WINTHORP!?

less, qq, more pew pew as the old addage goes.

Erica...come over to my place tonight, bring your sisters.

By the whole corp you mean the 2 people who had posted on this thread then sure.

But hey, I like my guys being active and creating content on the Eve O forums and in WH space rather than playing Jabber online

Could be worse, my guys could be starting posts about swapping clones in WH space or losing legions with 800mm plates

.... moving into a WH didn't reduce our ability to throw down caps, bhaalgorns/vindi's, T3's, and so forth. That there were only 5 archons means that the vast majority of our dedicated cap pilots were still logged off. I do not recall the exact situation, but you can't really be angry if you roll into us and we defense fleet log in half our stuff. In a C5 Caty.... why would we NOT bring our formerly low sec now WH slow cat fleet? That's Eve.

Did you just go on wormhole subforum and brag about the amount of assets you brought into you wormhole? This thread is going places

Did you just go on wormhole subforum and brag about the amount of assets you brought into you wormhole? This thread is going places

Honestly we thought you didnt know, was rather unsettling so we told you :S
(dem skills)

Didn't brag about anything, bud. If you would like to believe I did and make assumptions and take things out of context, though, I will not stop you. Entirely up to you :) I just made the point that 5 archon's and a T3 fleet in a C5 home system is not anything to get angry over, especially after ganking an ishtar and not saying 'Oy, come fight our gang pls!'

stuff

@ Erica, the attention seeking is all well and good, but it's pretty clear BP's message about why the thread was started was to the OP. Generally things are unless otherwise stated.

No worries, some of us just don't need an Eve avatar to get attention ;)

Making assumptions is the name of the game here in wormholes :) No offense ment by that.

I can explain a bit more in detail if you wish. By your comment I read the following: 5 archons is a minority of your dedicated capital fleet. This means you have at least 20 capitals. Most likely majority archons but also a substantial number of dreads since you after all moved into a c5 cataclysm. Lets assume 15 archons and 10 dreads. Your mention of vindis as something you like to throw down means you have not in majority faced dreadblapp fleets even tho your use of t3 means your not stranger to it either. However the composition is ment in majority to be used as defense and not offensive force. For offensive you will be using the standard close range t3 setup but killboard doesnt show many fleets above 20 people. Which means most of your capital force in your home system is alts of the guys still in lowsec. Engagements have been in eu tz. And the only farming done was in au tz in the weekend. So mainly eu people but majority is single as you dont have family to take care of in the weekend. You are further not very familiar with the history of wormholespace as you only know of the corps you have actually fought. Caring enough to reply to the trolling of Rolled out confirms this. This also mean you dont have a deep knowledge of who can or will batphone who if needed/wanted. Currently this isnt a issue due to lack of drama in wormholespace at current date. But you can never underestimate the boredom of certain corps (BU have been known for doing evictions out of boredom). An invasion or just seeding of caps in late us tz will most likely therefor go unnoticed or without resistance.

Now this is just assumptions and personally I am really glad to see new entities make a go at wormholes. Most likely we will see your spaceships around suddenly :)

Are you talking to me now because of my avatar?

No, I'm talking to you about your avatar, because of participation in a thread involving my alliance.

You've been watching too much Sherlock. You know how the phrase goes about assumptions, right?

Yes I have :( was told off by a member even for sounding like I wanted to lecture you. Not my intention but I'll leave the post for laughs heh

Do you like sherlock too?

Eh, I wouldn't pat yourself on the back just yet. I'm in a queue for a conference call at work and replying to messages on here is categorically more entertaining than listening to BT's funky tunes.

Just gonna leave this here:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urNyg1ftMIU

You're doing it all wrong.

http://youtu.be/6ZOI1yUGPBQ

Headshot right in the feels......

This thread made a weird turn somewhere.

Excellent!





Since we're all doing sing alongs:


Hey, I just scanned you,
And this is crazy,
But here's our Wormhole,
So fight us maybe!



+1 for originality ;P

Well I aim to please.

If you'd prefer we could talk about your avatar instead?

I love talking about avatars, you know.

You've done a pretty good job overall. That kinda hard-faced, punkish vibe. Love those stern eyes, they kinda matches your posting style a little too, which is always cool. You'd be surprised how much our avatars actually influence the way we interact with others in environments like this. I could link some cool research into the field if you're like me and find it fascinating.

Anyway, lighting is good. Framing's not too bad, personally I think you'd look better just zoomed in a little further to highlight the face, piercings and that mohawk - to me they're the features that show her character the most. Maybe lift her up a touch while doing so to try and keep the face kinda central. Outfit choice is basic but works well.

Overall a solid 7/10.

Oh, oh, do mine, do mine!

this thread feels a little ironic.

We came to wormholes coz living in lowsec is a bag of **** these days. seems ccp are doing everything in their power to remove fun pvp. we came to wormholes to increase our chances of finding good pvp and give us a bit more freedom

You keep forgetting to mention this happened in EU prime and we have like 4 EU guys .

But hey I hear that C6 space is booming

We came to wormholes coz living in lowsec is a bag of **** these days. seems ccp are doing everything in their power to remove fun pvp. we came to wormholes to increase our chances of finding good pvp and give us a bit more freedom

We are just lonely souls looking for long roams into nullsec and cocktails in the cataclysmic suns. We are recently p good at welping t3s for random reasons.

This thread has taken the path of a typical fight in high school.

* Starts off with two people calling each other out.
* Progressing to **** talking one another.
* Ends with them being best friends

I need a new best friend....



Ion, you smell Funny!