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Anslo
Scope Works
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Posted - 2014.05.30 20:08:00 -
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Katrina Oniseki wrote:I don't speak for any Caldari but myself, but I'm honestly amused that this thread is actually a thing. With that title too.
See, Oniseki here is a known and proud Caldari loyalist and has given her life for State and people, yet this thread doesn't enrage her. She's having a giggle.
She too has reached a state of Spudvana.
Andreus Ixiris wrote:
Take a good hard look at this thread. See anyone supporting you? Even the people from Scope Works aren't fighting for you, they're just showing up to mock random people they dislike.
See, then there's Ixiris. Putting intent into people's actions that are...well wrong. He rushed to attain Spudvana, but sadly forgot to remain balanced, and simply went full potato.
Let this be a lesson ladies and gentlemen.
Never go full potato.
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Pieter Tuulinen
Verdant Inquiries
Monyusaiya Industry Trade Group
3715
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Posted - 2014.05.30 20:08:00 -
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Diana Kim wrote:
Tuulinen-haan, how would you reason with Admiral Noir, who claims that he wants peace, but then rams into Malkalen station?
Tuulinen-haan, how would you reason with peoples like Andreus Ixiris, who claims he wishes peace, but screams to kill all Caldari and insults instead of making fruitful conversation?
Tuulinen-haan, how would you reason with gallentean death squads, while they were killing Caldari citizens in Black Rise?
Tuulinen-haan, how would you reason with gallentean thugs, when they were defacing and destroying Caldari religious and historical sites, attacking civilians of Caldari origin?
Tuulinen-haan, how would you reason with that strike group, that attacked CN Shiigeru?
Or how would you reason with gallentean strike forces, who started attacking Caldari on Caldari Prime?..
Tell me, how?..
You can't reason with maniacs like them.
We must PROTECT the State against their aggression.
And for this to never happen again, the Federation must be destroyed.
I wouldn't reason with Noir. He was clearly beyond reason - how the people behind his attack on Malkalen haven't been found and dealt with by now is beyond me.
I reason with Andreus by sitting down with him over a beer. He's actually pretty reasonable provided you stay away from a couple of hot-button topics. If he screamed 'Kill all Caldari' then I'd probably slap him one to bring him to his senses.
I reasoned with Gallente death squads in Black Rise by having them put up against walls and shot, when we captured any of them - which wasn't often. Ditto for Gallente death squads on Caldari Prime. Soldiers deserve soldiers and the Black Eagles aren't the only ones who can give bloody orders.
I know precisely how to reason with outbreaks of Civil Disobedience - it involves using intelligence to determine who is a rabble rouser and who is just a frightened person. Show leniency towards the latter and no mercy to the former.
I also knew precisely how to reason with the Operation Highlander strike group, as did the rest of the Caldari Loyalist capsuleers present that day. I hear the FN is still doing a roaring trade in suicide and PTSD.
Notice that I am every bit as capable of hideous violence as you are, Kim-haani - I'm just a lot more selective about who I use it on. I believe very much in giving people a chance to mend their ways - but if they refuse to do so then they carry the blame for what transpires, not me.
I think that's a lot scarier than making threats that couldn't possibly by carried through.
"You let one of them go, but that's nothing new is it? Every now and then a little victim is allowed to escape; because she smiled, because he's got freckles, because they begged. And that's how you live with yourself. That's how you slaughter millions."
"Only a killer would know that..." |
Pieter Tuulinen
Verdant Inquiries
Monyusaiya Industry Trade Group
3715
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Posted - 2014.05.30 20:09:00 -
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Anslo wrote:Pieter Tuulinen wrote:Anslo wrote:See? Everyone knows you'd do that. Besides, everyone knows I'm potato. I simply embraced it.
I have reached a state of spudvana, where the food is plentiful and the fucks given are 0.
EDIT: So while he goes and digs through logs, I'll just insert a spoiler about telling him about some cloaky weirdo ships in a certain wormhole of a certain group of a certain mini-Sansha Nation.
Because reasons.
BEHOLD THE GLORY OF SPUDVANA The last thing you need is a glut of starchy foods, Tetua. You're already starting to resemble a Dominix in profile. STOP SNEAKING CAMERA DRONES INTO MY QUARTERS
SUCKER PLEASE. YOU'RE SO POTATO THAT YOU'RE DETECTABLE BY CORE PROBES!
"You let one of them go, but that's nothing new is it? Every now and then a little victim is allowed to escape; because she smiled, because he's got freckles, because they begged. And that's how you live with yourself. That's how you slaughter millions."
"Only a killer would know that..." |
Anslo
Scope Works
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Posted - 2014.05.30 20:15:00 -
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Pieter Tuulinen wrote:Anslo wrote:Pieter Tuulinen wrote:Anslo wrote:See? Everyone knows you'd do that. Besides, everyone knows I'm potato. I simply embraced it.
I have reached a state of spudvana, where the food is plentiful and the fucks given are 0.
EDIT: So while he goes and digs through logs, I'll just insert a spoiler about telling him about some cloaky weirdo ships in a certain wormhole of a certain group of a certain mini-Sansha Nation.
Because reasons.
BEHOLD THE GLORY OF SPUDVANA The last thing you need is a glut of starchy foods, Tetua. You're already starting to resemble a Dominix in profile. STOP SNEAKING CAMERA DRONES INTO MY QUARTERS SUCKER PLEASE. YOU'RE SO POTATO THAT YOU'RE DETECTABLE BY CORE PROBES!
WHY YOU GOTTA BURN ME LIKE THAT BRO
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Claudia Osyn
Mythic Security Service
451
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Posted - 2014.05.30 20:25:00 -
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Just checking in, I see we are still doing this.... And, it looks like it's going well. I'll just be over here doing Gallente things if you need me....
The lack of money is the root of all evil. |
Pieter Tuulinen
Verdant Inquiries
Monyusaiya Industry Trade Group
3716
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Posted - 2014.05.30 20:39:00 -
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Claudia Osyn wrote:Just checking in, I see we are still doing this.... And, it looks like it's going well. I'll just be over here doing Gallente things if you need me....
Why am I imagining hotpants, stripper glitter and a fedo?
"You let one of them go, but that's nothing new is it? Every now and then a little victim is allowed to escape; because she smiled, because he's got freckles, because they begged. And that's how you live with yourself. That's how you slaughter millions."
"Only a killer would know that..." |
Anslo
Scope Works
5044
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Posted - 2014.05.30 20:41:00 -
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Pieter Tuulinen wrote:Claudia Osyn wrote:Just checking in, I see we are still doing this.... And, it looks like it's going well. I'll just be over here doing Gallente things if you need me.... Why am I imagining hotpants, stripper glitter and a fedo?
And thumping music.
Wubwubwubwubwub.
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Claudia Osyn
Mythic Security Service
453
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Posted - 2014.05.30 20:43:00 -
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Pieter Tuulinen wrote:Claudia Osyn wrote:Just checking in, I see we are still doing this.... And, it looks like it's going well. I'll just be over here doing Gallente things if you need me.... Why am I imagining hotpants, stripper glitter and a fedo?
Actually, it's more: naked, sweets, other women and a model Thorax..... I'm a Gallentean of refined taste, no Fedos here.
The lack of money is the root of all evil. |
Pieter Tuulinen
Verdant Inquiries
Monyusaiya Industry Trade Group
3716
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Posted - 2014.05.30 20:47:00 -
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Ah, that model Thorax. Single Entendreing it's way through the cluster.
"You let one of them go, but that's nothing new is it? Every now and then a little victim is allowed to escape; because she smiled, because he's got freckles, because they begged. And that's how you live with yourself. That's how you slaughter millions."
"Only a killer would know that..." |
Anslo
Scope Works
5044
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Posted - 2014.05.30 20:49:00 -
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..oh so it's THAT kind of wubbing.
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Claudia Osyn
Mythic Security Service
454
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Posted - 2014.05.30 21:11:00 -
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Anslo wrote:..oh so it's THAT kind of wubbing.
There's another kind?
The lack of money is the root of all evil. |
Pieter Tuulinen
Verdant Inquiries
Monyusaiya Industry Trade Group
3718
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Posted - 2014.05.30 21:31:00 -
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Seriously. I swear you guys automate too many things in your society.
"You let one of them go, but that's nothing new is it? Every now and then a little victim is allowed to escape; because she smiled, because he's got freckles, because they begged. And that's how you live with yourself. That's how you slaughter millions."
"Only a killer would know that..." |
Anslo
Scope Works
5044
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Posted - 2014.05.30 21:34:00 -
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Drones all day erryday suuolo.
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Pieter Tuulinen
Verdant Inquiries
Monyusaiya Industry Trade Group
3718
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Posted - 2014.05.30 21:39:00 -
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Anslo wrote:Drones all day erryday suuolo.
And THAT is why the Federation could stand to do a few laps around the track.
"You let one of them go, but that's nothing new is it? Every now and then a little victim is allowed to escape; because she smiled, because he's got freckles, because they begged. And that's how you live with yourself. That's how you slaughter millions."
"Only a killer would know that..." |
Anslo
Scope Works
5044
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Posted - 2014.05.30 21:43:00 -
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Why you gotta be like that.
Always gotta burn me, man.
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Claudia Osyn
Mythic Security Service
458
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Posted - 2014.05.30 21:56:00 -
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Pieter Tuulinen wrote:Seriously. I swear you guys automate too many things in your society.
You should try it sometime. It's very relaxing. 
The lack of money is the root of all evil. |
Pieter Tuulinen
Verdant Inquiries
Monyusaiya Industry Trade Group
3725
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Posted - 2014.05.30 21:58:00 -
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Claudia Osyn wrote:Pieter Tuulinen wrote:Seriously. I swear you guys automate too many things in your society. You should try it sometime. It's very relaxing.
But, but, but...
It's not very Caldari, is it? I mean, as a young'un I had to hike t'Creche four miles in open vacuum, both ways!
"You let one of them go, but that's nothing new is it? Every now and then a little victim is allowed to escape; because she smiled, because he's got freckles, because they begged. And that's how you live with yourself. That's how you slaughter millions."
"Only a killer would know that..." |
Anslo
Scope Works
5050
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Posted - 2014.05.30 22:01:00 -
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Bro you spend more time with every other race BUT Caldari, you may as well be an honorary Gallente.
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Claudia Osyn
Mythic Security Service
460
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Posted - 2014.05.30 22:06:00 -
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Pieter Tuulinen wrote:Claudia Osyn wrote:Pieter Tuulinen wrote:Seriously. I swear you guys automate too many things in your society. You should try it sometime. It's very relaxing. But, but, but... It's not very Caldari, is it? I mean, as a young'un I had to hike t'Creche four miles in open vacuum, both ways!
Nonsense, it's perfectly normal. Now go get yourself a model Avatar.
The lack of money is the root of all evil. |
Talas Dir
Super Happy Fun Corp
20
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Posted - 2014.05.30 22:16:00 -
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Diana Kim wrote:
1. Gallenteans rammed Malkalen station.
2. Gallenteans were attacking Caldari peoples on Caldari Prime before the war has started
3. Gallenteans were defacing and destroying Caldari religious and historical sites on Caldari Prime
4. Gallenteans started military invasion on Caldari Prime disregarding civilian lives under threat of orbital bombardment
5. Gallente death squads in Black Rise.
6. Gallenteans destroyed our whole leviathan and dropped it on inhabited Caldari planet.
That's why you want to destroy the Federation? Really?
I mean, the presentation is nice, but those aren't even issues. Have you seen the Punisher? Ugliest thing ever made, and proof positive as to why the Amarrians must be destroyed instead. |
James Syagrius
878
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Posted - 2014.05.30 22:17:00 -
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Katrina Oniseki wrote:I don't speak for any Caldari but myself, but I'm honestly amused that this thread is actually a thing. With that title too.
I couldn't agree more.
But lets think positively.
That this GǣthreadGǥ is Gǣactually a thingGǥ speaks to the lack of aGǪ serious occurrence between the parties that usually motivates such discussions.
GÇ£Here also are the heralds of his praise."
-á
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Anslo
Scope Works
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Posted - 2014.05.30 22:18:00 -
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James Syagrius wrote:Katrina Oniseki wrote:I don't speak for any Caldari but myself, but I'm honestly amused that this thread is actually a thing. With that title too. I couldn't agree more. But lets think positively. That this Gǣ threadGǥ is Gǣ actually a thingGǥ speaks to the lack of aGǪ serious occurrence between the parties that usually motivates such discussions.
Hey our discussions are very vital.
How can you say that crocodile interior decorative motifs within luxury planet transports with built in holo systems aren't relevant to politics????
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Pieter Tuulinen
Verdant Inquiries
Monyusaiya Industry Trade Group
3726
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Posted - 2014.05.30 22:22:00 -
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James Syagrius wrote:Katrina Oniseki wrote:I don't speak for any Caldari but myself, but I'm honestly amused that this thread is actually a thing. With that title too. I couldn't agree more. But lets think positively. That this Gǣ threadGǥ is Gǣ actually a thingGǥ speaks to the lack of aGǪ serious occurrence between the parties that usually motivates such discussions.
As you know, James, I'm all for a serious discussion of ways and means as they touch the Caldari / Gallente problem - but this thread was never going to be one.
"You let one of them go, but that's nothing new is it? Every now and then a little victim is allowed to escape; because she smiled, because he's got freckles, because they begged. And that's how you live with yourself. That's how you slaughter millions."
"Only a killer would know that..." |
Katrina Oniseki
Revenent Defence Corperation
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
3236
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Posted - 2014.05.30 23:21:00 -
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Lovely coat you've got there, James. It's really quite striking!
No, really. I like it.
Ch+½j+ì Katrina Oniseki
~ (RDC) Chief Operations Officer
~ [I-RED] Director of Public Relations |
Andreus Ixiris
Duty.
Circle-Of-Two
4691
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Posted - 2014.05.30 23:25:00 -
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Oh! Sorry, he was well-camouflaged in his ident picture and I didn't initially see him at all.
Mane 614
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Laurentis Thiesant
Institute of Social Development
107
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Posted - 2014.05.30 23:40:00 -
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Diana Kim wrote:
Your crimes are in supporting criminal regime and promoting anti-human ideals like democracy and individualism.
As for your direct involvement in death or genocide of Caldari people, I have no data available on this matter, but since you are a gallentean, these subjects should be investigated in detail as highly probable.
As the part of me appearing before CBT (since it is the correct judicial Caldari corporation, and not CEP), that would be simply stupid without actual charges against me. Would you like to accuse me in something maybe?
Let be clarify by saying that I invoked the CEP to assure the cluster that I was speaking about the legitimate head of the Caldari State, and not any other potential alternate bodies that claim the title at this time.
Now, to try and wade through the pages and pages of conversation that has gone on while I have been asleep...
I think Ixiris easily provided us with the terms of reference for your trial, whether undertaken by the CBT or a military tribunal of some decript.
Treason. Aiding or conspiring to aid a wanted criminal. You get the idea, there's enough to choose from.
Have your day in court, and I'll have mine and we'll see where the rational law puts us. |
Claudia Osyn
Mythic Security Service
460
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Posted - 2014.05.30 23:48:00 -
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Laurentis Thiesant wrote:Diana Kim wrote:
Your crimes are in supporting criminal regime and promoting anti-human ideals like democracy and individualism.
As for your direct involvement in death or genocide of Caldari people, I have no data available on this matter, but since you are a gallentean, these subjects should be investigated in detail as highly probable.
As the part of me appearing before CBT (since it is the correct judicial Caldari corporation, and not CEP), that would be simply stupid without actual charges against me. Would you like to accuse me in something maybe?
Let be clarify by saying that I invoked the CEP to assure the cluster that I was speaking about the legitimate head of the Caldari State, and not any other potential alternate bodies that claim the title at this time. Now, to try and wade through the pages and pages of conversation that has gone on while I have been asleep... I think Ixiris easily provided us with the terms of reference for your trial, whether undertaken by the CBT or a military tribunal of some decript. Treason. Aiding or conspiring to aid a wanted criminal. You get the idea, there's enough to choose from. Have your day in court, and I'll have mine and we see where the rational law puts us.
Hey! This thread is for discussing fashion, potatoes, interior design of luxury vessels and the finer points of model space ships. Stop rambling on about tribunals, treason and what-not. 
The lack of money is the root of all evil. |
Laurentis Thiesant
Institute of Social Development
108
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Posted - 2014.05.30 23:50:00 -
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That is literally every thread in this place, although I can see how you'd get onto fashion, what with seeing my fabulous coat over and over. I really do like it. |
Claudia Osyn
Mythic Security Service
460
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Posted - 2014.05.30 23:55:00 -
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Laurentis Thiesant wrote:That is literally every thread in this place, although I can see how you'd get onto fashion, what with seeing my fabulous coat over and over. I really do like it.
Do they make it in black and silver?
The lack of money is the root of all evil. |
Caroline Grace
Grace Stellar Conveyance Inc.
539
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Posted - 2014.05.31 00:14:00 -
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One more time you will threat the Federation, Kim-potato, and I will personally fill your filthy mouth with macaroni pizza and upon your hot spicy head destruction I will reveal my final true form for once and for all, an exotic buttdance on your face with the ultimate bra-free weapon----
"Now I am become nipple, the destroyer of Diana Kims." |
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