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Bill Lane wrote:

Vouid wrote:

Paranoid Loyd wrote:

You sir, lack imagination.

What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little *****? IGÇÖll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and IGÇÖve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and IGÇÖm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. YouGÇÖre ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thatGÇÖs just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little GÇ£cleverGÇ¥ comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldnGÇÖt, you didnGÇÖt, and now youGÇÖre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. YouGÇÖre ******* dead, kiddo.

Good effort, but a Navy Seal doesn't flaunt being a Navy Seal, you don't talk about 'Secret' missions, and a Navy Seal could come up with something much scarier than this little post. I'm assuming the closest you have come to a Navy Seal is watching Act of Valor, so stop trying to act like a big boy. Maybe when you grow up you can be more creative.

Respectfully,
Petty Officer 2nd Class (SS) Billy Lane

P.S. Noticed there has been a lot of these "I'm a Navy Seal" posts. Damn children typing this garbage, guarantee all of them that write that have never served in the military. Just a bunch of little punks acting like they can wear real man pants, and even if it's a joke it's not very funny, and they deserve no respect.