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BANDY JOHNSON
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Posted - 2006.06.15 03:07:00 -
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I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW TO BE A PIRATE!
Does anyone have any TIPS or TRICKS for me? I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THIS AND I KEEP DYING I KEEP DYING I'M SICK OF LOSING SHIPS IT MAKES MY HEART BEAT TOO FAST
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Epsilon 1
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Posted - 2006.06.15 03:10:00 -
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You be walking the bloody plank, scurvy varmit.
Originally by: Steven Gerrard Why do those minmatarians throw their ships together from toilet paper and junk?
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Jex Jast
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Posted - 2006.06.15 03:10:00 -
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IBTL...
you gotta calm down or stop screwing around with your alt and come on your main, confess to having some random urge to spam, etc.
If you really are a newbie who wants to pirate, I have two things to say:
1) You will lose ships. Deal with it. 2) There are NUMEROUS guides on the top of this forum, if you are so ignorant as not to be able to use them, you will not be a good pirate. Obey teh elderz. ___________________________________________
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BANDY JOHNSON
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Posted - 2006.06.15 03:11:00 -
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Originally by: Jex Jast IBTL...
you gotta calm down or stop screwing around with your alt and come on your main, confess to having some random urge to spam, etc.
If you really are a newbie who wants to pirate, I have two things to say:
1) You will lose ships. Deal with it. 2) There are NUMEROUS guides on the top of this forum, if you are so ignorant as not to be able to use them, you will not be a good pirate. Obey teh elderz.
I understand this, but I haven't been able to kill ANYTHING! Whenever I shoot someone my ship instantly explodes IT'S DRIVING ME NUTS AND I HAVE A HEART CONDITION, I can't take this kind of abuse! HOW DO I PIRATE without getting blown up every time! I've lost like 20 ships!!!
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Hey You
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Posted - 2006.06.15 03:18:00 -
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Originally by: BANDY JOHNSON
Originally by: Jex Jast IBTL...
you gotta calm down or stop screwing around with your alt and come on your main, confess to having some random urge to spam, etc.
If you really are a newbie who wants to pirate, I have two things to say:
1) You will lose ships. Deal with it. 2) There are NUMEROUS guides on the top of this forum, if you are so ignorant as not to be able to use them, you will not be a good pirate. Obey teh elderz.
I understand this, but I haven't been able to kill ANYTHING! Whenever I shoot someone my ship instantly explodes IT'S DRIVING ME NUTS AND I HAVE A HEART CONDITION, I can't take this kind of abuse! HOW DO I PIRATE without getting blown up every time! I've lost like 20 ships!!!
Don't pirate, or stop shooting people at the gates? ------------------------------
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Epsilon 1
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Posted - 2006.06.15 03:18:00 -
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Originally by: Steven Gerrard Why do those minmatarians throw their ships together from toilet paper and junk?
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Monequa Shanaynay
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Posted - 2006.06.15 03:39:00 -
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I'm not a pirate, but my two cents.... You have to learn to play the game before you jump into pirating right off the bat, you need to learn how to fly a ship first, develop your skills like gunnery and all the other ancilliaries that support it. Just because you decide to go to pirating right off the bat doesn't mean that non-pirates are unarmed or don't know how to fight, also what "Hey You" said, you better not be near gates when you do this, READ the how to manuals in the stickies.
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Antaris Xenal
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Posted - 2006.06.15 03:54:00 -
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He is obviously attacking people in high sec or at gates lolz
Mwahahaa, No mod will ever steal my sig. cuz i dont have one MWMAHAHAHAHHA!!
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BANDY JOHNSON
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Posted - 2006.06.15 05:22:00 -
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I HATE THIS I QUIT
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tiller
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Posted - 2006.06.15 05:29:00 -
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permission to say 'LOL' please.
Click me for Pirate Coalition Website of Gankage |
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MrFu
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Posted - 2006.06.15 06:15:00 -
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Hell's Wraith
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Posted - 2006.06.15 06:18:00 -
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can i have your stuff?
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NereSky
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Posted - 2006.06.15 06:36:00 -
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well to be a pirate u need a eye patch and a parrot, and u need to wear tight fitting lacey or spandex underwear under ur pirate outfit, That reduces the tension when involved in a Ransom ,
Then u need to consult a treasure map and go find ur treasure. Oh and say YARRRRRRR a lot normally helps :)
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Mangold
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Posted - 2006.06.15 06:46:00 -
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Broken CAPS button perhaps?
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Avulsion
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Posted - 2006.06.15 06:47:00 -
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You need charters to pirate in high security space. Look at the market and find some Starbase charters, buy as many as you can, and put them in your cargo hold. Make sure you use the proper charter (i.e. Caldari charters for caldari space, amarr for amarr space, etc) then go out and shoot someone ina hauler. If this doesn't work, then your victims are obviously using h4xspl0itz to kill you. Petition them. Repeatedly. If you don't get a response within 2 minutes, send 2 more (to make sure they go through). Eventually the GMs will take action.
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HippoKing
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Posted - 2006.06.15 06:50:00 -
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this thread is so obviously a joke it hurts
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Twilight Moon
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Posted - 2006.06.15 09:10:00 -
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Originally by: BANDY JOHNSON IT MAKES MY HEART BEAT TOO FAST
Yeah, that goes away after a while.
Signature Remove, not Eve related. -ReverendM ([email protected]) "But...it was Monty Python! You Dev's are souless!!" - Twilight Moon
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cytomatrix
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Posted - 2006.06.15 09:19:00 -
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IBTL.. LOL!!!!
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HippoKing
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Posted - 2006.06.15 09:26:00 -
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WTS
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Jex Jast
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Posted - 2006.06.15 09:29:00 -
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Originally by: Twilight Moon
Originally by: BANDY JOHNSON IT MAKES MY HEART BEAT TOO FAST
Yeah, that goes away after a while.
How long? Mine still does ___________________________________________
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Ishquar Teh'Sainte
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Posted - 2006.06.15 09:32:00 -
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Originally by: BANDY JOHNSON
I understand this, but I haven't been able to kill ANYTHING! Whenever I shoot someone my ship instantly explodes IT'S DRIVING ME NUTS AND I HAVE A HEART CONDITION, I can't take this kind of abuse! HOW DO I PIRATE without getting blown up every time! I've lost like 20 ships!!!
don't. shoot. neutrals. in. hi-sec. ___________________
-Skellibjalla- Life is a garden of perceptions. Pick your fruit.
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Jacques Archambault
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Posted - 2006.06.15 11:02:00 -
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Ok, jokes over.
Don't be surprised if you get funny answers/flames if you post stuff like this.
-Jack
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