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Terra Tal
Reckless-Endangerment
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Posted - 2014.06.25 01:48:00 -
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Just saying 5minutes of high def sound is at max 10mb. Usually smaller. What I hope it really fixed is everyone dropping off the server randomly since the last patch. |

45thtiger 0109
AL3XAND3R.
81
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Posted - 2014.06.25 01:50:00 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:NekoKitten wrote:Todays patch is 229 MB, isnt that a bit much for a few fixes ? What else is in it ? 228.5MB of psssssshhhhhhh.
229 MB of pssssssshhhhhhhhh fart sounds that ccp had put into the game for your enjoyment    Thread Locked By ISD Ezwal-á
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Serene Repose
1409
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Posted - 2014.06.25 11:18:00 -
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Today's patch was designed to give you the impression there are people actually working at CCP and they're not just taking your money to fund a non-stop Jaegermeister jag. And, I bet you thought they had something to do with computer programming! I have sworn upon the altar of God eternal hostility toward every form of tyranny over the mind of man.-á |

Sobaan Tali
Caldari Quick Reaction Force
305
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Posted - 2014.06.25 14:48:00 -
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Vyktor Abyss wrote:Maybe if you ask them nicely?
I doubt anyone here knows how to do that anymore. It's always, "BAH, CCP no patch notes...you doing it wrong, [generic *****] [generic whine] [generic complaint] about not keeping players in the loop, etc." |

Tracy Smith
University of Caille Gallente Federation
12
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Posted - 2014.06.25 15:28:00 -
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Did they patch back in 'Below The Asteroids'? I've not heard it since I started playing again  |

Owen Levanth
Federated Deep Space Explorations
189
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Posted - 2014.06.26 12:34:00 -
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DJentropy Ovaert wrote:Well, I will chime in here and say that a 229 meg patch is just PSSSSHHHHHHH and that having to download updates to a online game in order to play a online game is even more PSSSHHHHHHHHH and that any update that happens to be larger in size then I personally find acceptable for my own unique reasons....... I will have to get angry and yell at CCP.
COME ON CCP. Did you even stop and think about the customers who are connecting using a Commodore 64 with 80 baud dial up connections? Can we please limit any patch to no more then 200KB of data?
Waiting for more then half an hour would still be far too harsh. CCP, please limit patch sizes to 20 KB, thanks. Should be about four minutes at most. This way even C 64 users with their 80 baud connections should be satisfied. |

Erin Crawford
117
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Posted - 2014.06.26 12:53:00 -
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Pfff! ...80 baud dial up shmile up! 20KB shmilobytes! All the complaining!
You people have no idea how privileged you are! I live in the Yanomami jungle and am requesting CCP send out all their future updates via smoke signals! |

Jenn aSide
Smokin Aces.
6897
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Posted - 2014.06.26 13:01:00 -
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Erin Crawford wrote:Pfff! ...80 baud dial up shmile up! 20KB shmilobytes! All the complaining!
You people have no idea how privileged you are! I live in the Yanomami jungle and am requesting CCP send out all their future updates via smoke signals!
Pshhhh, you and your fancy smoke signals and Commodore 64s. I play EVE on an Abacus. When I want to aggress someone, I attach a note to a carrier pidgin's leg and send it flying to the house of the guy I'm trying to shoot. The note says 'pew, pew'.
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Shpenat
Galactic Exploration and Mining Corporation The Obsidian Front
70
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Posted - 2014.06.26 16:43:00 -
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Jenn aSide wrote:Erin Crawford wrote:Pfff! ...80 baud dial up shmile up! 20KB shmilobytes! All the complaining!
You people have no idea how privileged you are! I live in the Yanomami jungle and am requesting CCP send out all their future updates via smoke signals! Pshhhh, you and your fancy smoke signals and Commodore 64s. I play EVE on an Abacus. When I want to aggress someone, I attach a note to a carrier pidgin's leg and send it flying to the house of the guy I'm trying to shoot. The note says 'pew, pew'.
Yay for practical use of IPoAC protocol. |

Ramona McCandless
The McCandless Clan
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Posted - 2014.06.26 16:44:00 -
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Jenn aSide wrote:Erin Crawford wrote:Pfff! ...80 baud dial up shmile up! 20KB shmilobytes! All the complaining!
You people have no idea how privileged you are! I live in the Yanomami jungle and am requesting CCP send out all their future updates via smoke signals! Pshhhh, you and your fancy smoke signals and Commodore 64s. I play EVE on an Abacus. When I want to aggress someone, I attach a note to a carrier pidgin's leg and send it flying to the house of the guy I'm trying to shoot. The note says 'pew, pew'.
Crossbows and Catapults has better ping though "Many have joined the battle, many have survived the tests and trials, but countless have fallen because they weren't the sharpest, the fastest thinking, the most devious, the most ruthless or most intelligent. -áLog in and Compete!"-á- CCP Falcon
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Malcolm Shinhwa
Northstar Cabal Tactical Narcotics Team
2589
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Posted - 2014.06.26 16:50:00 -
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Jenn aSide wrote:Erin Crawford wrote:Pfff! ...80 baud dial up shmile up! 20KB shmilobytes! All the complaining!
You people have no idea how privileged you are! I live in the Yanomami jungle and am requesting CCP send out all their future updates via smoke signals! Pshhhh, you and your fancy smoke signals and Commodore 64s. I play EVE on an Abacus. When I want to aggress someone, I attach a note to a carrier pidgin's leg and send it flying to the house of the guy I'm trying to shoot. The note says 'pew, pew'.
You have pidgins???? I have to deliver the note myself. On foot. Uphill. Both ways. In the snow. "Its the pod I'm after. The ship is just a pod condom." -- Turgesson "You're a d-bag. But you're a caring d-bag." -- Sindel Pellion |

Jenn aSide
Smokin Aces.
6908
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Posted - 2014.06.26 16:55:00 -
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Malcolm Shinhwa wrote:Jenn aSide wrote:Erin Crawford wrote:Pfff! ...80 baud dial up shmile up! 20KB shmilobytes! All the complaining!
You people have no idea how privileged you are! I live in the Yanomami jungle and am requesting CCP send out all their future updates via smoke signals! Pshhhh, you and your fancy smoke signals and Commodore 64s. I play EVE on an Abacus. When I want to aggress someone, I attach a note to a carrier pidgin's leg and send it flying to the house of the guy I'm trying to shoot. The note says 'pew, pew'. You have pidgins???? I have to deliver the note myself. On foot. Uphill. Both ways. In the snow.
You have snow, I have to tread lava! In SPACE.
(Why does this remind me of the old folks home my grand father lived his last years in lol, old dudes sitting around playing cards proclaiming how much worse it was for them than it was for the others )
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
14798
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Posted - 2014.06.26 17:21:00 -
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Jenn aSide wrote:Erin Crawford wrote:Pfff! ...80 baud dial up shmile up! 20KB shmilobytes! All the complaining!
You people have no idea how privileged you are! I live in the Yanomami jungle and am requesting CCP send out all their future updates via smoke signals! Pshhhh, you and your fancy smoke signals and Commodore 64s. I play EVE on an Abacus. When I want to aggress someone, I attach a note to a carrier pidgin's leg and send it flying to the house of the guy I'm trying to shoot. The note says 'pew, pew'.
Small problem.. the last message you sent me wasn't sealed enough, and some rain made the ink bleed. Im going to deem it packet loss at this point. I sent back an error message, if the return pigeon doesn't arrive in the next 2 weeks, we will need to consider a closed socket situation. Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |

Anke Eyrou
Hades Sisters
41
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Posted - 2014.06.26 18:46:00 -
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Jenn aSide wrote:Malcolm Shinhwa wrote:Jenn aSide wrote:Erin Crawford wrote:Pfff! ...80 baud dial up shmile up! 20KB shmilobytes! All the complaining!
You people have no idea how privileged you are! I live in the Yanomami jungle and am requesting CCP send out all their future updates via smoke signals! Pshhhh, you and your fancy smoke signals and Commodore 64s. I play EVE on an Abacus. When I want to aggress someone, I attach a note to a carrier pidgin's leg and send it flying to the house of the guy I'm trying to shoot. The note says 'pew, pew'. You have pidgins???? I have to deliver the note myself. On foot. Uphill. Both ways. In the snow. You have snow, I have to tread lava! In SPACE. (Why does this remind me of the old folks home my grand father lived his last years in lol, old dudes sitting around playing cards proclaiming how much worse it was for them than it was for the others  )
Just what I was thinking.
I expect to get this post deleted or locked. So much for freedom of expression. |

Jenn aSide
Smokin Aces.
6914
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Posted - 2014.06.26 18:49:00 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:Jenn aSide wrote:Erin Crawford wrote:Pfff! ...80 baud dial up shmile up! 20KB shmilobytes! All the complaining!
You people have no idea how privileged you are! I live in the Yanomami jungle and am requesting CCP send out all their future updates via smoke signals! Pshhhh, you and your fancy smoke signals and Commodore 64s. I play EVE on an Abacus. When I want to aggress someone, I attach a note to a carrier pidgin's leg and send it flying to the house of the guy I'm trying to shoot. The note says 'pew, pew'. Small problem.. the last message you sent me wasn't sealed enough, and some rain made the ink bleed. Im going to deem it packet loss at this point. I sent back an error message, if the return pigeon doesn't arrive in the next 2 weeks, we will need to consider a closed socket situation.
My gun icon has been blinking red for 2 years now, DIe damn it.
Gonna upgrade my pidgens to these bad mofos next month, then we'll see who has the last laugh 6 months from now when you explode!
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