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Kalki Nibiru
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Posted - 2003.09.28 19:33:00 -
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Quote: Dear players. The stations in Luminaire are currently under siege by spacemice. The little critters are getting into ships and gnawing through electrical cables, rendering the ships temporarily inoperable (and the mice permanently so). Please try to avoid Luminaire while we exterminate the vermin, and be particularly wary of docking in stations - you might find yourselves stuck.
Quite possibly the worst role play for a bug ever. Quite pathetic.
Taken from the May 29th 2003 Devchat at EveGate . <Muaddid> Q: When will sentry gun and station and similar construction pods be introduced on the market? <Hellmar> we have various player owned entities already implemented. Sentry guns, power/shield generators, field repair mini-stations, mobile refineries. We are still working out the last tidbits of how they can be over taken, what is the penalty of having a sentry gun kill a n00b etc. and we have been a bit busy with plugging the holes that people have found.I would say that you'd start to see these items on the market in about 2-3 weeks, very expensive to begin with |

Nirvy
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Posted - 2003.09.28 19:39:00 -
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this one actually made me laugh. Mercenary | The Azath |

Vlad Thaltos
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Posted - 2003.09.28 19:41:00 -
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perhaps the eve version of tribbles?
vlad thaltos
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Spawn El'Marr
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Posted - 2003.09.28 19:42:00 -
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What's next, Mutated Dustpuppies?
Founder and Joint CEO of the Swedish corp Absolut Profit
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Jarjar
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Posted - 2003.09.28 20:45:00 -
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I'd say quite damn funny 
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Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2003.09.28 20:46:00 -
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Nerf space mice!
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |

Gunhilda Zetter
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Posted - 2003.09.28 20:49:00 -
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(anally retentive post alert)
didn't the C64 version of elite have space mice?
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Znaei
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Posted - 2003.09.28 20:53:00 -
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LOL Damn funny reason for a bugged system
clagnuts> im drunk just come back from pirates night in spain , wtf i thought it was some eve guys getting together for a drink , turned out to be a feken real pirates show , doh |

Brobro
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Posted - 2003.09.28 21:00:00 -
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Fantastic CCP, thats about as imaginative as "the dog ate my report" excuse.
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Jarjar
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Posted - 2003.09.28 21:03:00 -
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Quote: Fantastic CCP, thats about as imaginative as "the dog ate my report" excuse.
It's not an excuse 
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Lefevre
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Posted - 2003.09.28 21:14:00 -
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Quite possibly the worst role play for a bug ever. Quite pathetic.
I wish they roleplayed all things like this  
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Keo Morigan
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Posted - 2003.09.28 21:35:00 -
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yeah, it's way more fun than "system bugged to death" message :)
If your not a part of the solution, then you'r probably a part of the problem. |

Sphalerite
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Posted - 2003.09.28 21:44:00 -
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Quote: Nerf space mice!
OMG NO!!!! I spent a month training space mice to level 5. I should be able to take over any station whenever I want to!
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Ange Noire
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Posted - 2003.09.28 22:32:00 -
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They talked about put ingame or at least online (by that website i guess), unstuck system.
You know what that mean ? they are not able to fix it once for good, so they will give us a way to unstuck our asses by ourself.
Just an advise, leave no assets to the vulnerables well know systems.
Luminaire, Pator, Yulai, Amarr Prime, Caladari Prime ...
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slothe
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Posted - 2003.09.28 22:39:00 -
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at least it makes us laff and not swear i spose.
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NoHawker
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Posted - 2003.09.28 23:05:00 -
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Guys take it easy, don't hate the space mice, hate the ones who smuggle them via rectum delivery
What are you going to do? I'm going to kill them all sir |

Aturayd
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Posted - 2003.09.28 23:20:00 -
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Maybe mice got into the Luminaire cluster or something and chewed through a wire that connected players to the system  ----------------------------------- about:blank |

Drethen Nerevitas
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Posted - 2003.09.28 23:56:00 -
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 Are space mice any relation to Spaceballs?
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Danton Marcellus
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Posted - 2003.09.29 01:02:00 -
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I'd settled for an electric storm but no, it had to be rodents... 
Convert Stations
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Johnsus
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Posted - 2003.09.29 12:06:00 -
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Pretty sure Elite had some sort of random infestation that reminded me of Tribbles. Been sooo long though I cannot remember. Maybe it's all those drugs I did in the 60's, 70's, 80's, and 90's...
Johnsus - CEO
"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me."
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Fausto
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Posted - 2003.09.29 12:52:00 -
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Yup Elite had some critters that you buy from some prince for large amount of money, and they start filling your screen. The solution was to fly close to the sun and burn them all:)
Oh, btw, SPACE CATS at the market, seling for 200isk ______
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Dust Puppy
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Posted - 2003.09.29 12:53:00 -
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Quote: What's next, Mutated Dustpuppies?
There are no mutated Dustpuppies it is all just a rumour *cough __________ Capacitor research |

Dust Puppy
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Posted - 2003.09.29 12:59:00 -
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Quote: What's next, Mutated Dustpuppies?
There is no such thing as a mutated Dustpuppies, it's all a rumour  __________ Capacitor research |

wamingo
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Posted - 2003.09.29 14:41:00 -
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Mice on a ship is called ship mice I guess but they're at sea, so even if you called them sea mice you'd still know what you were talking about... I doubt they're stupid enough and make "space aliens", so don't take it so litteraly...
-- I won't not promise to avoid refraining from harming you! .... What? |
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