But every time we've extended that courtesy to other hisec "mercs", all they've done is dock up and cower. So excuse us if we're unimpressed by your posturing and bringing up of killboards. Your killboard proves that you get a lot of kills, and that's great. Our killboard proves that we get a lot of fights - we don't always win, but we do fight.

If, however, it turns out that you won't fight anyone who might pose even the slightest challenge... Well. We'll know, and you'll know, just how empty your posturing is.

You really like to read things where they are not right?

But every time we've extended that courtesy to other hisec "mercs", all they've done is dock up and cower. So excuse us if we're unimpressed by your posturing and bringing up of killboards. Your killboard proves that you get a lot of kills, and that's great. Our killboard proves that we get a lot of fights - we don't always win, but we do fight.

If, however, it turns out that you won't fight anyone who might pose even the slightest challenge... Well. We'll know, and you'll know, just how empty your posturing is.

I'll just leave this right here and move on. There's no reasoning with someone who willfully chooses to be dumb.

So you decide to leave a lie or statement of plain ignorance as your last statement in a thread? Impressive communications work. I hope your pvp skills in wormhole space are better than your argumentation skills, otherwise you will be in problem.

Again, show any evidence that PoH hides ( and of course I am not counting a single member against 20-30 people, although solj a few times have spanked 12+ people alone....)

Bump

Hi,


Does anyone need advice about finding a wormhole?

As OI is a training alliance, I am more than happy to provide lessons in wormhole mechanics.

Some of the key featurs of wormholes:

You have to hunt a target, everyday is different. All wormholes have at least one static that leads somewhere new.

True you can find many pilots pos'd up. Now in this case I find getting a group of people together and blapping the POS. Ok I hear the screams of disgust. Imagine having to actually grind down a target and then wait another 1 day 17 hours to actually get some pew. Geeze wormhole life sucks, Working for kills, not knowing the odds, always pressing that pesky DSCAN button and so many other mechanics you can't find in K-space.


It sucks, the pew is reptitive and boring in wh space. No challenge, why do I bother. When I could just war dec loads of carebears in hi sec and wait for them to enter a trading system. Nothing like hanging on a undock ring looking at soft juicy targets. Plus I could use out of corp alts to scan transport ships before they arrive. Imagin knowing you have a lone target carrying plex (lol), my heart is pumping just thinking about this. The excitement of knowing what you can kill and will engage just fills me with joy.

Again I have to get out of wormholes where nothing happens, the fights are predictable and controlled. The risks are too low and the enjoyment is fleeting. Sad times.

Where do I sign up for war dec'ing please?

On the flip side if anyone actually wishes to hire a corp to bash, harass and generally engage in wormhole stupidty please give me a shout.

If you need to know more about the boredom we are willing to go through please leave the undock ring.

For a modest fee I'm sure the wing and several corps I have available would help spread the word of BOB!.

Regards

A noob to hi sec undock games.

Fun facts:

In the month of June, Ocularis Inferno (500 members) scored 355 kills - less kills than they have members in their alliance.
In the same month, The Pursuit of Happiness (60 members) netted 639 kills - ten times MORE than they have members.

Just sayin'

Alliance that gets paid to fight in highly populated area gets more kills than alliance that doesn't get paid to fight and lives in the lowest populated area of the game, more on this story at eleven.

In other news, Arlen Tektolnes is looking to break into the apparently lucrative market of contracts to disrupt the hisec operations of players who don't actually have any hisec operations. Rates on request.

At the end of the day, we have raging hard-ons for WH Bushido. We want fights. You contact our diplos and arrange a time, place, and composition, we'll be there. OI does not break terms when terms are offered. If you bloody our mouths, we'll smile with red stained teeth and give some gfs in local. Anyone who really is "elite PVP" should not balk at those terms.

Looking forward to seeing Honorable Third Party with those terms.

I think I offered first - since you made a moody thread about how you didn't get a fight. If you want that fight you can come to me and get it, my terms are get in touch with me.

This thread sure has rapidly devolved into Kagura trolling the Ocularis Inferno circlejerk.

I'm okay with this.

Spoken like a truly irrelevant individual. Welcome to the club.

At the end of the day, we have raging hard-ons for WH Bushido.