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Brostate Massage
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Posted - 2014.07.17 02:48:00 -
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Join Isk Aversion!
As a new member, you'll have complete and total access to all of our myriad assets and services.
That is, our corp chat window.
Unlike most corps, we don't offer you much. Companionship, help, awards, laughs, wisdom, and ball-busting.
We don't have ship replacement programs; mining boosters; station offices; player-owned structures; or any other assets or tools.
Forums and TS coming soon.
Because of this simplicity, we offer a tax-free life; an almost complete lack of rules; and very little motivation for folks to spy, infiltrate, awox, or steal from us.
Our moral compass is a bit askew. Two rules: always help corpies, and show up at least a dozen times a month on the killboard - as killer or victim. We want blood, not efficiency. We want lulz. Tears. Stories.
Lemming your faction-fit rifter into Amamake for a laugh. Win an award and the respect of your peers.
Isk is cancer. Explosions are the cure. |
Valixithor
Alpha Sierra 1
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Posted - 2014.07.17 06:23:00 -
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Brostate Massage wrote: show up at least a dozen times a month on the killboard - as killer or victim. We want blood, not efficiency
This cracked me up. +1 :) |
Brostate Massage
Isk Aversion
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Posted - 2014.07.17 13:41:00 -
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Isk aversion is the new macho. |
Alek Azam
Screaming Hayabusa
Neo-Bushido Movement
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Posted - 2014.07.18 11:40:00 -
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High Sec comes up a couple of times in prizes and what not, but you don't actually state where you play H/L/N?
Blog: http://sellyourmainbro.blogspot.co.uk/
Twitter: @_Alek_Azam_ |
Brostate Massage
Isk Aversion
ISK Averse
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Posted - 2014.07.18 14:30:00 -
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Hi, Alek. We'll play in all space, but will only hit null and WH for diving and stalking. Most play will be in empire. |
Nakashyro
Isk Aversion
ISK Averse
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Posted - 2014.07.19 02:13:00 -
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Love this concept.
Wormhole exploration, sales, and location services. Mail me. |
Brostate Massage
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Posted - 2014.07.19 18:21:00 -
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Newbies welcome. We can teach you to ignore your out-of-game morality and have fun the way the CCP devs intended.
This weekend, every high sec podding gets you a 10M isk bonus!
Come join... Have fun.
LOSE ISK OR WIN TRYING!
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Brostate Massage
Isk Aversion
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Posted - 2014.07.20 14:07:00 -
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Come wreck your kill board with us. Become ISK averse, not risk averse! |
Brostate Massage
Isk Aversion
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Posted - 2014.07.21 15:20:00 -
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Having fun, teaching, fighting a carebear war. Come play with us. We take fun seriously, and are 100% newbie friendly, but welcome vets who are sick of CTAs and princess FCs and tithing ISK to wallets other than your own. |
Brostate Massage
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Posted - 2014.07.24 01:12:00 -
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Growth every day. Recruitment program spinning up. We'll be shifting a lot of activity to lowsec soon, while maintaining lessons on high sec mechanics and fun.
Come join us. Help our newbies learn to podkill with 4 day old catalysts. |
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