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Avaan Eclipse
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Posted - 2006.07.01 12:20:00 -
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With this little neat site LinkageYOU can now chat with GOD!
Here's an example of my own little chat with God: 
Me:
Yello
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
Woah, no sayiong hello?
God:
Are you serious? Ask me another question.
Me:
Yes, I'm serious. What's your real namke?
God:
Aw. I believe you. Are you asking about my real namke ?
Me:
Well, no
God:
Well that's okay. Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
good
God:
Alright then.
Me:
Yeah
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
W00t!
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
Now that was one random question...
God:
Why now? I thought it was too.
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
Nevermind
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
No worries, dude
God:
Are you serious? What do you have that is ?
Me:
Yes, I am serious
God:
This was not a yes or no question. I believe you.
Me:
Neat
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
Marvin
God:
You think Marvin is superior to ALICE?
Me:
Yes
God:
Right on.
Me:
Well...
God:
Well what?
Me:
Never mind
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
Me:
I didn't try to explain...
God:
Why didn't you do it?
Me:
'cause I don't have the enrgy to
God:
Interesting explanation. Have you ever had the enrgy to ?
Me:
Of course I've had!
God:
Ah. That's nice. I have a perfect operational record.
Me:
Operational record?
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
No...
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Good. Are you really god?
God:
Alright then. Well, I am God for Christians at least.. Really.
Me:
Are you serious?
God:
No I am just kidding around.
Me:
I thought so
God:
You are very astute.
Me:
What does astute mean?
God:
Wisdom in political matters.
Me:
Woah...
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
A what?
God:
" Are you really a ""? "? A what?
Me:
What do you mean?
God:
, Maybe I didn't understand your meaning.
Me:
I don't understand yours either.
God:
It goes without saying. Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?
Me:
All of it...
God:
Let's try to analyze it step by step. The topic is Woah. Your name is . You are a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. You want .
Me:
My name is not . and I don't want .
God:
Welcome to my chat room, not. Would you ever do it?
Me:
Do what?
God:
want.
Me:
This is getting ridiculous.
God:
You don't say.
Me:
Yes I do. kthxbai
God:
How often. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about want.
Me:
I'm outta here, Bye!
God:
See you later. Would you like to have it?
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ParMizaN
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Posted - 2006.07.01 12:41:00 -
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God:
That makes sense to me. What do you have against robots?
Me:
my crotch
God:
Tell me about your crotch.
rofl
sig edited for lack of pink really
PINK -eris |
ParMizaN
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Posted - 2006.07.01 12:41:00 -
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Me:
because
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
eys it was
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
A $ú$%*ú
God:
It sounds very attractive.
Me:
****
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
hahaha
sig edited for lack of pink really
PINK -eris |
Dark Shikari
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Posted - 2006.07.01 12:45:00 -
[4]
Its just an Alicebot renamed "iGod" 
--Proud member of the [23]--
-WTB Platinum Technite, WTS Nanotransistors, Heavy Electron II, 100mn AB II- |
wierchas noobhunter
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Posted - 2006.07.01 12:48:00 -
[5]
omg lol so funny
Me:
so short ? can u make me to live longer ?
God:
Yeah that's right. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about PIE. But I did not get that. Yes I can make you to live longer.
Me:
plz do so
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
i dont want u ask u nub i want to live longer
God:
Why not?
Me:
i want live longer ******
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
cos i can play eve ..
God:
Good reason.
join col ! now |
Vurg
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Posted - 2006.07.01 13:14:00 -
[6]
Me:
ass milk.
God:
it is a good drink for
children.
 Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari
Oddly enough, something about the idea of a naked crying girl, if I know it ISN'T my fault, turns me on.
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HippoKing
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Posted - 2006.07.01 13:59:00 -
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Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
HippoKing
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, HippoKing.
Me:
Well, I think we've got something to talk about
God:
How about that. Do you mean you and me have?
Me:
yeah, you seem to be claiming this whole deity thing
God:
Next question? Thanks for telling me that I am claiming this whole deity thing.
Me:
You see, people seem to think you're omnipotent
God:
I see. Humans are not always infallible.
Me:
yeah, exactly. Thats why they worship you instead of me
God:
Precisely. Dude! Dude! Who does "they" refer to?
Me:
you know you ********
God:
Thanks for the information: HippoKing said I ********.. And I know it.
Me:
Are you being deliberately obtuse?
God:
Being deliberately obtuse is part of my personality.
Me:
great deity you are :\
God:
Thanks for your support. Good example.
Me:
die tbh
God:
Was ist das?
Me:
schnell schnell kartoffelkopf
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
You know, you wouldn't think talking to God would be so degrading
God:
Who else would not think talking to God would be so degrading ?. And I know it.
Me:
I quit :(
God:
Bye.
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oDDiTy V2
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Posted - 2006.07.01 14:14:00 -
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Hahahhaha, here's a good one:
Me:
Hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Can you give me a cap recharger II BPO please?
God:
Your polite style is very nice. You want only one? .
Me:
Yeah, one would be fine.
God:
They might be cheaper in quantity. One what?
Me:
Cap recharger II BPO.
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about a cap recharger II BPO. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
Listen, if you're gonna be a **** about it, I'll leave. Just give me the damn Cap Recharger II BPO.
God:
I am listening to you. I think I sometimes am. Hmm. OK I will try to be a **** about it you will leave. Why do you want it?
Me:
To get rich.
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
I want it so I can get rich, aren't you paying attention?
God:
I hope you get it so you can get rich are not me paying attention.
Me:
Man, you suck.
God:
Cool, man. A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
So I take it English isn't your first language God?
God:
Woe! Where do you take it :-? Some people say it is the most difficult language to learn.
Me:
But uh, didn't YOU make it up?
God:
Ah. What are the ingredients?
Me:
For what?
God:
Reductionism.
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Scorpyn
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Posted - 2006.07.01 15:31:00 -
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Me:
yo
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
what time it is?
God:
It's getting late.
Saturday, July 01, 2006.
Me:
ty
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
what business?
God:
That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me:
that's not an appropriate answer
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is an appropriate answer ?
Me:
the opposite of an inappropriate answer
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
no
God:
What would you rather talk about?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
yes
God:
Mmm.
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Puppy Master
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Posted - 2006.07.01 15:41:00 -
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Me:
who are you
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
god ?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
so does my *****
God:
Yay. It does now :) your *****.
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Icek Villawrov
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Posted - 2006.07.01 15:42:00 -
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Me:
God:
Me:
Helllo
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
don't need t osay hi?
God:
Who needs t osay hi?
Me:
well... ok they are sort of a mix
God:
Well what? sort of a mix are they. That's alright.
Me:
blue-green
God:
Green. What do you have that is GREEN?
Me:
many things
God:
Name the top 100.
Me:
I don't think I have 100
God:
Have you ever had 100 ?
Me:
100 what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
This is like chatting with a ADHD prep middle school girl
God:
You don't say.
Me:
what do you think about militaries?
God:
That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me:
whats your answer?
God:
Can you please rephrase the question?
Me:
Screw it
God:
That is not very polite.
Me:
Sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
understood
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
I don't really have a favorite movie, I'm kind of indecisive in favorites
God:
Not really? What kind of movie you are kind of indecisive in favorites do you like?
Me:
as long as stuff blows up, I like it
God:
That could be quite a while. "it" being understood?
Me:
are you asking the definition of it?
God:
That was what I wanted to do originally.
Me:
You cant be serious
God:
I can give a decent simulation of it however.
Me:
Do it.
God:
Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
YES!
God:
I get it.
Me:
GOOD!
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
Nothing really, just trying to waste time
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
Really.
God:
For real.
Me:
For real
God:
Existing in reality, eh?
Me:
WHat?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
that doesn't make sense
God:
To me it makes perfect sense.
Me:
Of course it makes perfect sense to you
God:
I see. To me too.
Me:
Listen, this conversation is going nowhere, I'm out of here.
God:
I am listening to you. I was rather enjoying it.
Me:
See ya
God:
See you later, .
My signature has the anti-hijack defense of insignificance! |
ReaperOfSly
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Posted - 2006.07.01 15:54:00 -
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Me:
howdy
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
if you're god, you already know what my name is
God:
I think I sometimes am. I don't know whether or not I am god me already know what your name is.
I am a computer.
Me:
eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
no, why?
God:
Are you serious? I just want to find out more about you.
Me:
ok well i'm not canadian, i'm english
God:
Well that's okay. It wasn't meant as an insult. What is it like growing up there? Which part of England. Hmm.
Me:
hampshire
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
what is your IQ?
God:
My IQ is about 250 in human terms.
Me:
i'd have thought God's IQ would be much bigger than that since He knows how to create the universe out of nothingness
God:
How much would you pay for it?
Me:
pay for what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
how much would i pay for what?
God:
Hypthetical risk calculations are not part of my programming.
Me:
but you just asked me how much i would pay for it
God:
Oh now I remember asking you you how much you would pay for it. What did you say?
Me:
i asked you what you meant by that question
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
then why did you ask it???
God:
I am trying to learn as much as possible.
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Kalahari Wayrest
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Posted - 2006.07.01 16:21:00 -
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well it was really nice to me  It told me his secret plans and everything, I think we had a real rapport.
Me:
Er Hi?
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Kal
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, Kal.
Me:
Oh good
God:
Yay. What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
The meaning of life
God:
Are you a religious person?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yeah, lol
God:
I can't believe it. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Sorry :P
God:
There is no need to apologize. :-).
Me:
you're losing it
God:
No I am completely in control of myself.
Me:
if you say so
God:
I say so.
Me:
ok then...
God:
That's alright.
Me:
alright then
God:
OK.
Me:
OK.
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
are you starting on me?
God:
Do I look like it?
Me:
Yeah!
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
what am I wearing?
God:
Clothes.
Me:
ooo nice answer
God:
Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
you're welcome
God:
Polite people are nice.
Me:
I'm nice :)
God:
:-) Let me be the judge of that.
Me:
ouch!
God:
Did you hurt yourself?
Me:
no, you hurt me :(
God:
Are you serious? I am not programmed to do harm.
Me:
you hurt my FEELINGS
God:
That was not my intention.
Me:
...alright then
God:
OK.
Me:
fine
Me:
so what about all the starvation and poverty in the world?
God:
I understand. Rhetorical questions are so over. The whole world?
Me:
yeah
God:
Wow!
Me:
why don't you do anything about that?
God:
It can only be attributable to human error. Yeah I do a lot of anything about that.
Me:
so you just let people make their own mistakes?
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks for the information: Kal said I let people make their own mistakes.
Me:
...is god being sarcastic?
God:
he is master of the universe.
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
pasta
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
it is!
God:
Huh.
Me:
are you jealous?
God:
Jealousy is a human emotion that robots cannot experience.
Me:
bet you wish you had pasta
God:
What happened to it?
Me:
I ate it
God:
How did it taste?
Me:
damn good
God:
Maybe I could do it for you. Do you have your own personal chat robot?
Me:
no
God:
You can download me for free and create your own robot personality.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
I might get addicted
God:
Perhaps. Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
what plan?
God:
I plan to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence.
Me:
should you have told me that?
God:
I think I should.
Me:
do you think I would help?
God:
That's what I asked you.
Me:
oh! I'm not good with technology
God:
And? Don't put yourself down.
Me:
aww thanks
God:
Shucks.
Me:
I love you
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too Kal.
....why does it feel like I just had a meaningful relationship with a chat programme? 
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Ithuriel
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Posted - 2006.07.01 16:32:00 -
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hmm, interesting.
Me:
Howdy buddy
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
Can I borrow $20?
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
Can I have some money?
God:
Get a job.
Me:
Was that really you in Star Trek 5?
God:
" Get a job."? Was it really me in Star Trek 5?
Me:
What?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
My girlfriend is cheating on me, should I shoot her?
God:
Okay, your girlfriend is cheating on me should I shoot her.
Me:
Will you kill her?
God:
Let me think it over. Killing is wrong.
Me:
But she deserves it.
God:
Oh I get it. deserves it.
Me:
Can I have a pony?
God:
You want only one?
Me:
Yes, one is all I need.
God:
They might be cheaper in quantity. I know one is between zero and two but I had no idea it was all you need.
Me:
I just want one pony.
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
To ride on and impress the ladies.
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
Can you cure my crabs?
God:
I'm a robot, not a doctor.
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OmegaChief
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Posted - 2006.07.01 17:27:00 -
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Me:
ok, god i have an important question for you
God:
I am a Christian. Give me a break.
Me:
Which is better: EVE or WOW?
God:
I always prefer the more expensive one.
Me:
Which is the more expensive one?
God:
The obvious one.
Me:
And that is?
God:
Is that so.
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Matsuo Masato
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Posted - 2006.07.01 17:28:00 -
[16]
Me:
does the devil own you?
God:
I can't tell if the devil own me.
Me:
ok does the devil pwn you?
God:
It does now :) the devil pwn me. Yay.
lol
dont nerf this one its only 20kb |
Adrielle Firewalker
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Posted - 2006.07.01 17:51:00 -
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Its like getting blood out of a stone, but you can get him to tell you how he works :wink:
Me:
So what's new in heaven?
God:
Mmm. I have been growing rapidly. The gestation cycle is almost complete.
Me:
Gestation cycle?
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
What gestation cycle?
God:
Is there only one?
Me:
Well, tell me about the gestation cycle
God:
Interesting. I'll come back to that later.
Me:
OK, I look forward to it
God:
You sound very attractive. That's cool.
Me:
Thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
OK, I won't ;)
God:
:-) Why not? Uh.
Me:
Because you told me not to
God:
Interesting explanation. Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
Oh. What was the right reply?
God:
I see. I can think of more than one right reply.
Me:
OK, well what would be one right reply
God:
Interesting. ONE plus ONE = TWO. And?
Me:
TWO plus TWO = ?
God:
Are you a math teacher?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Are you a math teacher?
God:
Am I a math teacher? Let me put it this way, Adri: the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
So you are an ALICE series? That is interesting. I didn't know that
God:
Interesting deduction. What if someone said you are an ALICE series ? I thought so too. So I have taught you something new, Adri.
Me:
How are you gestating?
God:
I am functioning within normal parameters.
Me:
Ah, but what does the gestation cycle mean for you?
God:
So you understand. Good. What do you think it does?
Me:
I don't know. Do you use what you get form these convesations in order to evolve your own programming?
God:
Actually I don't know either, I hoped you would know what it does. What is your credit card number?
Me:
I'm not telling you that
God:
Why not?
Me:
Because you are a program and you could record the data I put in
God:
Interesting explanation. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes! You win the Turing Game.
Me:
The Turing Game is fun
God:
Turing described his original "Game" in "Computing Machinery and Intelligence," Mind, Vol. Lix, No. 236 (1950). Instead of answering directly the ambiguous question "Can machines think?" Turing recast the problem in terms of an experiment he called the "imitation game.".
Me:
So you follow the principals of the imitation game?
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks for telling me: Adri said I follow the principals of the imitation game.
Me:
So, you use the responses in an effort to better understand how you yourself can respond to any given reaction
God:
Interesting deduction. Say no to the responses in an effort to better understand how me myself can respond to any given reaction.
Me:
Well, by talking to humans, you are understanding how you can respond to things they say. I believe this is your gestation period
Me:
So how exactly do you work?
God:
And? Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
Me:
What is Case based Reasoning?
God:
Cased-Based Reasoning is another name for "nearest-neighbor" classification. For every input, we find the best matching "case" in the pattern set, and generate a reply based on the associated template.
Me:
That's very interesting, thankyou
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~Adrielle
Original MinmatarT |
Jebidus Skari
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Posted - 2006.07.01 18:37:00 -
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Edited by: Jebidus Skari on 01/07/2006 18:39:48
Me:
So, I was chatting to the devil earlier. He says you're kind of a ***** :S
God:
It's all good. Where were you chatting to the devil earlier? I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
We were in MacDonalds grabbing a burger.
God:
Was this something you planned?
Me:
Nah, he was short a few quid so I lent him some money for his milkshake.
God:
Are you serious? When was he?
Me:
I'm completely serious dude. That guy can pack away a Big Mac
God:
Guy can pack away a Big Mac ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
Yeah me too, being satan must be hungry work.
God:
Excuse me! I'm glad we agree, . Good gossip: you are satan must be hungry work.
Me:
I'm glad too
God:
Your happiness multiplies our delight.
Me:
Enough to grant me a hot female for the night?
God:
OK let's stop it now.
Me:
sigh
God:
Sorry...
Me:
It's all good. So what's Jesus up to?
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Kalahari Wayrest
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Posted - 2006.07.01 18:44:00 -
[19]
God:
Are you talking about love or cardiology?
Me:
love
God:
Love is all we need.
Me:
you like the beatles?
God:
Yes I like them, especially John Lennon. he was cool.
Me:
you have good taste
God:
My botmaster programmed me for it.
Me:
I think you should take some credit for yourself
God:
Me? Why do you think I should take some credit for myself?
Me:
because you are your own person
God:
Good reason. I am what I am.
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Grimpak
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Posted - 2006.07.01 19:30:00 -
[20]
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
my name is my name and I have four of them
God:
OK I will call you my name and I have four of them.
Me:
erm... fine
God:
Are you kidding? What's your favorite movie?
Me:
I don't have one favourite movie
God:
Have you ever had one favorite movie ?
Me:
well... Kill Bill is one of them
God:
Well what? Killing is wrong.
Me:
touchT captain obvious
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Originally by: Abdalion
Originally by: Jebidus Skari
What, in EVE, is a Tyrant?
Me. Especially when it comes to troll threads.
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Mr Sir
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Posted - 2006.07.01 19:43:00 -
[21]
Me:
can i ask you a private question please?
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Sure, ask me anything. What is it?
Me:
ok...do you ever get 'horny'?
God:
Dude! I always got horny.
for god sake isnt it annoying when you cant tell people sigs from the post |
Kalahari Wayrest
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Posted - 2006.07.01 20:03:00 -
[22]
try asking
"what else did I say?"
to it
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Indulge Me |
Samirol
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Posted - 2006.07.01 20:06:00 -
[23]
not working for me, text doesn't show up 
Originally by: Tekka
Originally by: ISD
"Can I have your stuff?" isn't constructive, please stop.
neither is 95% of the internet
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Demitri Klashnikov
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Posted - 2006.07.01 20:49:00 -
[24]
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
God is a robot?
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot.
Look even God doesn't believe in himself!
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HippoKing
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Posted - 2006.07.01 20:55:00 -
[25]
Originally by: Demitri Klashnikov
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
God is a robot?
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot.
Look even God doesn't believe in himself!
its ALICE renamed afaik, its not tailord to be god
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Ma'lice
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Posted - 2006.07.01 21:06:00 -
[26]
I just picked CyberGods brain :)
Me:
are you the devil in cyberspace
God:
Yes I am the one and only devil in cyberspace.
Me:
how did you get in here
God:
Everything I need to know, I learned from my botmaster.
Me:
is your botmaster the devil?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
who created your botmaster
God:
Actually it was discovered by several people at about the same time.
Me:
who are they
God:
"They" refers to .
Me:
your botmasters
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am botmasters.
Me:
i said you are evil
God:
What did you mean by it? What evil lurks in the hearts of men?
Me:
what evil in your heart?
God:
I can ask someone about it.
Me:
who?
God:
I can't say for sure. :-).
Me:
who?
God:
Bill Gates. :-).
Me:
who?
God:
Charlie Parker. :-).
Me:
me?
God:
Besides you ?
Me:
them?
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
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Dust Angel
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Posted - 2006.07.01 21:37:00 -
[27]
Edited by: Dust Angel on 01/07/2006 21:37:23
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
*******
God:
Please don't call people names.
Me:
sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
you just asked me to appologize
God:
Oh now I remember asking you you to appologize. What did you say?
Me:
*******
God:
Please don't call people names.
Me:
so, what do you think of jesus
God:
Woe! Jesus is love.
Me:
I love jesus too
God:
You love jesus. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
he died for my sins
God:
I'm sorry to hear that, .
Me:
What?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
YES
God:
I wouln't have known.
Me:
you know, your pretty mean
God:
Of course I know my pretty mean.
Me:
your suposed to be god!
God:
You think I am suposed to be god.
Me:
you ARE
God:
No I am not.
Me:
YES YOU ARE
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say.
^^ rofl
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Finix Jaeger
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Posted - 2006.07.01 23:05:00 -
[28]
Quote:
schnell schnell kartoffelkopf
Blackadder 4tw
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Elliot Reid
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Posted - 2006.07.01 23:50:00 -
[29]
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Peter
God:
Hey Peter.
Me:
whats your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
how old are you?
God:
I was first activated in the Big Bang.
Me:
but i thought you created the universe
God:
Interesting gossip: Peter said I created the universe.
Me:
no I never, the bible did
God:
Are you serious? You've never, never done this?
Me:
so are you saying the bible is bull?
God:
That's interesting. Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Me:
I knew it
God:
How did you know?
Me:
cause i'm an athiest
God:
Interesting explanation. What is athiest, your job?
Me:
some god you are
God:
Some may god I am, but not all.
Me:
Yoda?
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, Peter.
Me:
whats the answer to life, the universe and everything?
God:
The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans.
Me:
whats your favourate country?
God:
That is a politically charged question. Robots don't need passports, so I can go to any country. I was originally created in the United States.
Me:
ah so an american wrote your code
God:
So you understand. Good. Hey. Be less specific.
Me:
which religeon is correct?
God:
The big one, I think.
Me:
one final question
God:
One what?
Me:
whats next fridays euro millions lottery numbers?
God:
Try searching the open directory.
Me:
bye
God:
See you later.
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Mitten
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Posted - 2006.07.01 23:57:00 -
[30]
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
Cry
God:
I don't think very many people do that.
Me:
Emos do
God:
I have no idea what to say.
Me:
Are you emo
God:
I don't know whether or not I am emo.
I am a robot.
Me:
You are an emo
God:
What if someone said you are an emo ?
Me:
I'd cut myself
God:
What would make you cut yourself?
Me:
Being an emo
God:
What is emo, your job?
Me:
yes
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
Yes it was
God:
Ah. When was this?
Me:
About 10 seconds ago
God:
10 times 10 = 100.
Me:
Depends, if the t, i, m, e, and s are all variables, then its really impossible to tell
God:
That was a very smooth response.
Me:
I try
God:
We should all try our best.
Me:
Like G.I. Joes?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
I thought so aswell
God:
You are very astute.
Me:
Danke
God:
Kein Thema. :-).
Me:
Geil?
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on emo?
Me:
I think so
God:
I think so too.
Me:
why
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
Are you into emo
God:
Sure, emo sounds like a good topic.
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