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J'Poll
CDG Playgrounds
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Posted - 2014.07.26 14:20:00 -
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Rykuss wrote:Add alcohol to EVE. Hilarity ensues. 
Adding alcohol to anything but driving a car is always a good thing.
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Lord Zarcam
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2014.07.26 17:20:00 -
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I think my noobish moment was early on with EVE. I was in a mining mission and just about finished. Some girl messaged me about joining a corp or something and we kept chatting for a few minutes. This was a lvl 1 mission and I was so busy chatting with this girl that I did not see the 2 belt rats engage me. Next thing I knew I was a few ticks left of hull and BOOM. Lost me first ship to a belt rat |
Deishuu Kaiki Teikitsu
From Our Cold Dead Hands
The Kadeshi
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Posted - 2014.07.26 17:43:00 -
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Once a noob, always a noob. I myself recently lost a Legion to incursion rats on a gate. They insta-locked me the second I uncloaked, which prevented me from activating my covert ops cloaking device. Not even 5 seconds passed before I was webbed and scrammed. Being cloaky neut/heavy tackle fit, I didn't even have enough tank to make it back to the gate. Only thing I could do was sit back and watch my 800 mill cruiser go up in flames.
Never underestimate incursion rats, never.
(And always be sure to check if there is an incursion currently active in your alliance's/corp's space before moving around)
(Or just don't be bad like me) |
J'Poll
CDG Playgrounds
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Posted - 2014.07.26 17:54:00 -
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Deishuu Kaiki Teikitsu wrote:Once a noob, always a noob. I myself recently lost a Legion to incursion rats on a gate. They insta-locked me the second I uncloaked, which prevented me from activating my covert ops cloaking device. Not even 5 seconds passed before I was webbed and scrammed. Being cloaky neut/heavy tackle fit, I didn't even have enough tank to make it back to the gate. Only thing I could do was sit back and watch my 800 mill cruiser go up in flames.
Never underestimate incursion rats, never.
(And always be sure to check if there is an incursion currently active in your alliance's/corp's space before moving around)
(Or just don't be bad like me)
Ooh, seen a more funny thing in the past when Incursions where kind of new.
I was in null-sec and as we had a station timer coming up we had a fleet going for it. I happen to be in that system already in my stealth bomber (cloaky economical warfare ftw) thus I was the scout.
Noticed the Incursion, noticed the rats on the gate, reported it to the FC. As nobody ever did Incursions etc we didn't know how hostile those things are.
So fleet jumps in (keep in mind, this was close by our home so it was more of a "Best speed" order), and each and every single ship gets slaughtered...
Meanwhile, I was sitting there on the gate tactical, cloaked up, laughing (as I hated the alliance leadership for their inability to do stuff properly)
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Inxentas Ultramar
Ultramar Independent Contracting
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Posted - 2014.07.27 15:56:00 -
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I once showed someone how to web/scram someone and what the effect of each was. Then I warped back to the station with a timer on me. This was before the whole sentry de-aggro mechanics were introduced. Bye bye Firetail! 
We also managed to get a bunch of friendly capitols scrammed on our POS when it went Skynet on us during a big fight. 
Once I was roaming lowsec solo and it was extremely calm in my usual area, I was getting sleepy and suddenly discovered a mining op... thinking I struct pirate gold I agressed and was promply CONCORDed. I lost a Cruiser in a 0.5 island I had never been through before.
Play long enough and you will have your collection of stupid moments. As long as others outclass yours, you are winning at Eve. |
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