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Kaaeliaa
Nighthawk Exploration
Anoikis Ronin
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Posted - 2014.07.25 17:41:00 -
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Living in a WH...
Rule #1: There is ALWAYS a cloaky Proteus ready to gank you.
No exceptions.
Adopted Dusette, Khanid Babe
For you, LAGL: http://imgur.com/WZjoZbs
Princess of Sibyyl's pillow fort: http://imgur.com/hqSYgUi
My real portrait, courtesy of Queen Sibyyl: http://i.imgur.com/FyIjZyX.jpg |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
15779
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Posted - 2014.07.25 17:46:00 -
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Im pretty sure were not supposed to be discussing the rules of fight club...
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Hiply Rustic
A Private Space Venture
81
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Posted - 2014.07.25 18:09:00 -
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Schmata Bastanold wrote:Ray Kyonhe wrote:Schmata Bastanold wrote:My first rule is: nobody tells me how I should play the game I pay for. Games have rules, it's the very definition of the game. Rules tell you how have to play the game. If game engine won't allow you some activity because game designers don't think it's appropritate for their game - you won't be able to do it in most cases. Are you new around here or you just totally missed my point on purpose? I meant all those who will tell you exactly why the way you spend your time playing game you pay for with your own money is wrong. Example: everything needs to be ISK/hr because otherwise it doesn't make sense to do it. Rules of game set by designers and owner of game and whatever else are completely different thing and it's hard to say "do not fly what you cannot afford to lose" is in EULA or somewhere in code or you will get banned and persecuted by law for losing frakkton of ISK in a stupid way. Geez, some people... 
Don't worry about him...those T3 Large Deliberately Obtuse Shield Modules are rare...and the fields they generate are impenetrable. Don't waste the ammo.
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
"Eve deliberately excludes the stupid and the weak willied."
EvE: Only the stong-willied need apply.
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John Ending
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
57
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Posted - 2014.07.25 18:11:00 -
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Iridan Rend wrote:"The first rule of Eve Online is...." I myself have heard this phrase countless times and the "first rule" that follows it is almost always different. So I'm asking all you lovely forum people this: What is YOUR "first rule?"
My first rule is to check if the undock is bubbled with a hostile fleet on it |
Jur Tissant
Unreal Darkness
98
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Posted - 2014.07.25 18:38:00 -
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The first rule of EVE is to always obey the first rule of EVE. |
Da Dom
Wii R
110
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Posted - 2014.07.25 19:02:00 -
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Hmm. It's a toss up between:
"Have fun" and "Deal with it or GTFO"
P.S: They 're not mutually exclusive rules
:)(: |
stoicfaux
5226
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Posted - 2014.07.25 20:02:00 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:Im pretty sure were not supposed to be discussing the rules of fight club...
There are no blobs in fight club.
"4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight."
WASABI: Warp Acceleration System Ancillary Boost Injected(Gäó)
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Jimmy O'Shanty
The Westies
20
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Posted - 2014.07.25 20:10:00 -
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Avoid playing while really drunk. |
RoAnnon
Eternity INC.
Goonswarm Federation
397
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Posted - 2014.07.25 20:34:00 -
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Jimmy O'Shanty wrote:Avoid playing while really drunk.
-1 The drunker the better.
If you're having fun, you win.
So, you're a bounty hunter.
No, that ain't it at all.
Then what are you?
I'm a bounty hunter. |
Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
5649
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Posted - 2014.07.25 20:35:00 -
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First and only rule.
Never let anyone know your main when you are a bad ass forum warrior.
Mr Epeen 
There are 86,400 seconds in a day. You just saved one of them by typing 'u' instead of 'you'.-á Congratulations, dumbass! |
Paynus Maiassus
Capital Munitions
56
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Posted - 2014.07.25 21:03:00 -
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"Everyone who plays Eve except you is stupid, evil, and trying to harm you." |
Mr M
Sebiestor Tribe
391
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Posted - 2014.07.25 22:58:00 -
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1) Don't fly what you can't afford to lose. (Because)
2) Everyone is out to get you. (Shoot/scam/kill/et cetera)
3) Don't give money to goons. (It's getting old)
4) Don't click on links in local. (Can't unseen)
5) HTFU. (HTFU)
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Khan Wrenth
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
22
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Posted - 2014.07.25 23:12:00 -
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I have many first rules, mainly because I suck at math. However, one in particular is....
EvE is like a Reese's. There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's. And there is no wrong way to play EvE. From AFK miners and suicide gankers to AFK cloakers to roams, exploration, or idle skilling up, EvE is the sandbox that tells you that you cannot do anything wrong because everything is permitted. But the players can and will tell you that you've done something wrong in the form of a nicely packaged killmail. |
Zacarias Ion
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
1
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Posted - 2014.07.26 02:39:00 -
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#1 Never associate with anyone, they just wanna gank you and rob you, welcome to EvE online.
#2 Never ever leave high-sec, you will lose your ship and pod. |
Hadrian Blackstone
Yamato Holdings
82
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Posted - 2014.07.26 03:01:00 -
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Sibyyl wrote:Felicity Love wrote:Never squeeze a carebear.... they're cuddly and oh-so-cute when they first open their eyes ... and they need constant cleaning... Speaking of which, when does the NES / NeX or whatever the Hell it's called these days finally start stocking "Carebear wipes" ? It's getting messy out there...  There are two kinds of players in EVE
I like this interpretation better |
Chewytowel Haklar
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
60
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Posted - 2014.07.26 03:06:00 -
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If you're gonna play EVE, then play EVE. |
Destru Kaneda
CTRL-Q
Iron Oxide.
238
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Posted - 2014.07.26 03:23:00 -
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Fun for me. **** everyone else.
I like it best when the beats are naked. |
Anke Eyrou
Hades Sisters
42
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Posted - 2014.07.26 07:29:00 -
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You mean to tell me Eve has rules? I thought she was a shameless hussie and anything goes
I expect to get this post deleted or locked. So much for freedom of expression. |
Riot Girl
You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack
3359
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Posted - 2014.07.26 11:22:00 -
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First rule of Eve: If you don't like me, come and stop me.
Oh god. |
Riot Girl
You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack
3359
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Posted - 2014.07.26 11:23:00 -
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Second rule of Eve: You can't stop me, I'll just log out.
Oh god. |
Nalelmir Ahashion
Omegon 42nd Core
587
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Posted - 2014.07.26 11:24:00 -
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Never confess to what you can't pay for.
"What's worse than a foul-mouthed eight-year-old constantly claiming he's had relations with your mother? A foul-mouthed eight-year-old constantly claiming he's had relations with your mother who thinks he's a gangser, that's what."
--áAaron Birch |
Riot Girl
You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack
3359
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Posted - 2014.07.26 11:29:00 -
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The third rule is probably something to do with friends and alts, but be careful with the US marine stuff, you'll get banned for that.
Oh god. |
Ursula Thrace
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
244
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Posted - 2014.07.26 11:32:00 -
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the first, and only, rule is:
trust no one.
eve online original intro
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