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LUMINOUS SPIRIT
The Dark Space Initiative Scary Wormhole People
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Posted - 2014.07.27 20:37:00 -
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Recently at robotics conference it has been suggested by doctors/scientists that robots in shape of children could manage pedophilia. Basically, substitute a robot for a kid, let the sicko do what he wants to the robot.
"We realise that paedophilia isn't going anywhere, so we ought to find a way to deal with the lust for children in a way that keeps actual kids out of the equation. Hence, robots. It's child molestation, without the children."
Article here: http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-echochambers-28353238
I propose CCP introduce a pilot program in EVE that would manage suicide ganking in high sec in a similar way.
Introduce bot accounts that fly around in poorly tanked haulers and miners; make them indistinguishable from real people. Pre-load a set of conversation options into the bots so upon a gank the bot can provide 'tears'. Voila, problem solved.
PS: I am not in any way comparing suicide gankers to pedophiles, nor am i in any way suggesting they are on the same level. Its just that the solution to both problems just happens to be... similar.
Discuss. |
Lister Dax
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2014.07.27 20:39:00 -
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IB4L! IB4L! |
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
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Posted - 2014.07.27 20:42:00 -
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LUMINOUS SPIRIT wrote:Introduce bot accounts that fly around in poorly tanked haulers and miners; make them indistinguishable from real people. Pre-load a set of conversation options into the bots so upon a gank the bot can provide 'tears'. Voila, problem solved. So you're saying that CCP should introduce incompetent NPCs to replace incompetent players?
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Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
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Posted - 2014.07.27 20:43:00 -
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LUMINOUS SPIRIT wrote:Introduce bot accounts that fly around in poorly tanked haulers and miners; make them indistinguishable from real people. Pre-load a set of conversation options into the bots so upon a gank the bot can provide 'tears'. Voila, problem solved. So what you're saying is that the GÇ£problemGÇ¥ of suicide ganking is already solved? GÇ£If you're not willing to fight for what you have in GëívGëí you don't deserve it, and you will lose it.GÇ¥
Get a good start: Newbie skillplan 2.2. |
IIshira
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
1044
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Posted - 2014.07.27 20:44:00 -
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LUMINOUS SPIRIT wrote:Recently at robotics conference it has been suggested by doctors/scientists that robots in shape of children could manage pedophilia. Basically, substitute a robot for a kid, let the sicko do what he wants to the robot. "We realise that paedophilia isn't going anywhere, so we ought to find a way to deal with the lust for children in a way that keeps actual kids out of the equation. Hence, robots. It's child molestation, without the children."Article here: http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-echochambers-28353238I propose CCP introduce a pilot program in EVE that would manage suicide ganking in high sec in a similar way. Introduce bot accounts that fly around in poorly tanked haulers and miners; make them indistinguishable from real people. Pre-load a set of conversation options into the bots so upon a gank the bot can provide 'tears'. Voila, problem solved. PS: I am not in any way comparing suicide gankers to pedophiles, nor am i in any way suggesting they are on the same level. Its just that the solution to both problems just happens to be... similar. Discuss.
Wow this thread is funny!.. "Now where did the bad man touch you with the ion blaster?" |
Ramona McCandless
The McCandless Clan
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Posted - 2014.07.27 20:48:00 -
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Why would someone who is really into feet want a robot child?
That dont make no sense dawg
Also;
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Darth Gustav
Imploding Turtles Rising in Outerspace Gravity Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2014.07.27 20:50:00 -
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LUMINOUS SPIRIT wrote:
PS: I am not in any way comparing suicide gankers to pedophiles, nor am i in any way suggesting they are on the same level. Its just that the solution to both problems just happens to be... similar.
Discuss.
Yes, you did. Your whole proposition makes the implied comparison that both issues are "problems."
Victims of suicide ganking voluntarily play a game where risk of loss is part of the fun. It's designed into the game specifically because it's a thrill. In that context, suicide ganking is not a problem at all, but a part of the game's inherent design.
Meanwhile, real-life victims of pedophilia aren't voluntary in any way, shape, or form.
IBTL He who trolls trolls best when he who is trolled trolls the troller. -Darth Gustav's Axiom |
James Amril-Kesh
4S Corporation Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2014.07.27 20:50:00 -
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Absolute no to making NPCs that appear like players. Get the **** out of this game. No, this isn't it at all. Make it more... psssshhhh. |
IIshira
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
1044
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Posted - 2014.07.27 20:52:00 -
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Ramona McCandless wrote:Why would someone who is really into feet want a robot child?
That dont make no sense dawg
Also;
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You could have waited for a few dozen hilarious replies. Oh well it sometimes takes them days to lock threads.
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Ramona McCandless
The McCandless Clan
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Posted - 2014.07.27 20:55:00 -
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IIshira wrote:Ramona McCandless wrote:Why would someone who is really into feet want a robot child?
That dont make no sense dawg
Also;
Reported You could have waited for a few dozen hilarious replies. Oh well it sometimes takes them days to lock threads.
This particular EvE luminary (GEDDIT?!) makes half a dozen of these a week, I don't think I'm spoiling any of the fun really.
"Many have joined the battle, many have survived the tests and trials, but countless have fallen because they weren't the sharpest, the fastest thinking, the most devious, the most ruthless or most intelligent. -áLog in and Compete!"-á- CCP Falcon
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Josef Djugashvilis
Acme Mining Corporation
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Posted - 2014.07.27 20:55:00 -
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The OP is just desperate for attention.
Original post at 20.37 - should be locked by now... This is not a signature. |
Christopher AET
hirr Northern Coalition.
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Posted - 2014.07.27 20:56:00 -
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This thread...seriously what were you thinking? I drain ducks of their moisture for sustenance. |
Bohneik Itohn
Universal Freelance CONSORTIUM UNIVERSALIS
654
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Posted - 2014.07.27 20:56:00 -
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Man, this is not the kind of butthurt I come to the forums for... Wait, CCP kills kittens now too?!-á - Freyya
Are you a forum alt? Have you ever wondered why your experience on the forums is always so frustrating and unrewarding? This may help. |
Elliavir
Miskatonic Mercantile
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Posted - 2014.07.27 20:56:00 -
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Children can't stop being children (except via a rather long wait) - and thus aren't able to avoid being the preferred target of certain less-than-savory characters.
Miners can easily quit being low-effort/high-return targets. CCP has introduced not only modules that provide defense, but actual mining ships that are very difficult to blow up before CONCORD arrives, even in 0.5 spece -- unless you throw way more ISK at the problem than is economically attractive.
You don't have to be impossible to gank to not get ganked. You just have to be way more effort than that idiot over there. And there is a pretty infinite supply of idiots over there. I don't think we need to flood hi-sec with coded NPC idiots, too. |
Kaarous Aldurald
ROC Deep Space The ROC
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Posted - 2014.07.27 20:56:00 -
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Biomass, you despicable piece of slime. "Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."
Clean Up Local 2014.-á |
IIshira
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
1044
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Posted - 2014.07.27 20:58:00 -
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Ramona McCandless wrote:IIshira wrote:Ramona McCandless wrote:Why would someone who is really into feet want a robot child?
That dont make no sense dawg
Also;
Reported You could have waited for a few dozen hilarious replies. Oh well it sometimes takes them days to lock threads. This particular EvE luminary (GEDDIT?!) makes half a dozen of these a week, I don't think I'm spoiling any of the fun really. Maybe Lar Tadaruwa's alt?.. I was just kidding about spoiling the fun... Stupid stuff like this can be funny though |
Alec Freeman
The Dark Space Initiative Scary Wormhole People
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Posted - 2014.07.27 20:59:00 -
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*sighs* |
IIshira
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
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Posted - 2014.07.27 20:59:00 -
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Bohneik Itohn wrote:Man, this is not the kind of butthurt I come to the forums for...
LMAO... here come the jokes! |
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
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Posted - 2014.07.27 21:03:00 -
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Ramona McCandless wrote:This particular EvE luminary (GEDDIT?!) makes half a dozen of these a week, I don't think I'm spoiling any of the fun really.
They all have something in common too, they're all crap.
Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine and into the brain, where they ferment. They then migrate to your keyboard via your fingers. That's where shiptoasts come from.
Nil mortifi sine lucre. |
LUMINOUS SPIRIT
The Dark Space Initiative Scary Wormhole People
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Posted - 2014.07.27 21:05:00 -
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Alec Freeman wrote:*sighs*
just roll with it, see where it ends up. |
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Schmata Bastanold
Black Rebel Rifter Club The Devil's Tattoo
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Posted - 2014.07.27 21:05:00 -
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I reported this thread without reading just because I know it's trash. Eve Online Overview Wizard: Forum thread Homepage
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IIshira
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
1046
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Posted - 2014.07.27 21:07:00 -
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LUMINOUS SPIRIT wrote:Alec Freeman wrote:*sighs* just roll with it, see where it ends up. Wow such inappropriate joke could be made with this one ... Probably not worth a ban so I wont. |
Xuixien
The Dark Space Initiative Scary Wormhole People
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Posted - 2014.07.27 21:24:00 -
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déÿdèö dï¦fÖ¬fòÿO¦î fò£dïñ Epic Space Cat |
Yokai Mitsuhide
Native Freshfood Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2014.07.27 21:26:00 -
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Suicide ganking is a problem? |
Grimpak
Shifting Sands Trader Cartel Bleak Horizon Alliance.
1751
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Posted - 2014.07.27 21:34:00 -
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http://social.bioware.com/uploads_user/1697000/1696184/252885.jpg [img]http://eve-files.com/sig/grimpak[/img]
[quote]The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.[/quote] ain't that right |
Quinn Hatfield
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2014.07.27 21:36:00 -
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Yokai Mitsuhide wrote:Suicide ganking is a problem? Only if you're AFK/APing or flying something silly. |
IIshira
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
1047
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Posted - 2014.07.27 21:56:00 -
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Quinn Hatfield wrote:Yokai Mitsuhide wrote:Suicide ganking is a problem? Only if you're AFK/APing or flying something silly. So my officer fit Raven might be in danger?? |
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ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
3285
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Posted - 2014.07.27 22:03:00 -
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Locked for obvious reasons. ISD Dorrim Barstorlode Captain Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department |
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