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Shintoko Akahoshi
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Posted - 2006.07.12 02:12:00 -
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[From: Shintoko Akahoshi:Dear Tryphonite:Tar:1a47e2b 07-06-108]
[To: Dear Joie:Dear Joie:The Scope:IGS]
[Debug: Missing routing nodes; missing intermediate routing; old message, reposting]
Dear Joie:
I'm writing for a friend of mine. I know, you hear that all the time, but it's really true this time. My friend, we'll call him "Noobey", is infatuated with a woman (call her "Lithpith"). He's been chasing after her for a while now, hanging out in clubs she frequents, trying to chat her up. She's involved with someone else, but he doesn't care. He's been getting more and more frantic in his attempts to catch her eye. At the same time, when he's not around her, he just sits and mopes and drinks.
Now this isn't that unusual, and I wouldn't write for advice if that's all that was happening. However, I found a picture of her with a target drawn on it, and I'm afraid he's going to do something violent. Today he broke down and sobbed into his breakfast cereal. He's really *****ing up. He spends all his time tinkering with his Taranis. Today a shipment of ammunition arrived for him, and he carted the whole thing off to a workshop were he nanoengraved each round with a picture of "Lithpith".
Can you give me some advice about how I can help "Noobey"? I'm really worried about him. Thank you, Dear Joie.
Shintoko Akahoshi
P.S. Please don't print this letter, I don't think he'd react very well if he saw it...
The Red Mom of WarÖ
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Twinis
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Posted - 2006.07.12 02:49:00 -
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OMG ROFL.. *ahem*cough* I mean.. Poor Noobey, sounds like he's losing it. Perhaps an intervention and professional help?
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The Cosmopolite
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Posted - 2006.07.12 10:18:00 -
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*chuckles*
Undignified but amusing.
The Cosmopolite
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Wanoah
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Posted - 2006.07.12 10:23:00 -
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Far be it for me to offer advice, but that's exactly what I'm going to do anyway. It seems to me that 'Noobey' really needs to get this out of his system. I'd suggest confronting this 'Lithpith' and expressing his true feelings. There's nothing like a full and frank exchange of, ah,views to get things out in the open.
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Forsch
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Posted - 2006.07.12 10:48:00 -
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If Noobey is of the lesser race, stick him into port enlightenment for a proper cure. *coughs*
We have enough crazy, braindead terrorists running freely around already.
Forsch
Defender of the empire
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Lucian Alucard
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Posted - 2006.07.12 11:04:00 -
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 Shin...you never call or write. I miss you and love you.
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Shemar
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Posted - 2006.07.12 14:05:00 -
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My advice would be to let "Noobey" go through with his plan. Even Help him if you must. I think in the end, getting these things sorted out will be to the benefit of all. 
And who knows. Maybe after "Lithpith" goes through a clone... or five, she may change her mind and fall for him. 
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Tsual
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Posted - 2006.07.12 15:18:00 -
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Edited by: Tsual on 12/07/2006 15:18:45
 Originally by: Shemar
My advice would be to let "Noobey" go through with his plan. Even Help him if you must. I think in the end, getting these things sorted out will be to the benefit of all.
And who knows. Maybe after "Lithpith" goes through a clone... or five, she may change her mind and fall for him.
Shemar don't you think the charges might be rather for a frequent buyer of CorealÖ "flamboiant fiery red"Ö hair colouring ?
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Moral is only usefull so far as society demands it from one to accept his presence.
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Violet Ju'wien
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Posted - 2006.07.12 18:38:00 -
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Sounds like they need to talk more about this as adults. Emotions can turn the average man into a sobbing wreck and woman into a disaster zone. If they don't sort this out, then as typically immortal pod-pilots, I can only assume their emotions will be released in more wreckless and harming ways.
I can't begin to imagine a more hazardous equation.
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Shemar
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Posted - 2006.07.12 18:43:00 -
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Originally by: Tsual
Shemar don't you think the charges might be rather for a frequent buyer of CorealÖ "flamboiant fiery red"Ö hair colouring ?
Let's just say I have semi-reliable information that's not the case.
Besides, I have absolute confidense in the aforementioned product user to defend herself 
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Bael Don'adur
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Posted - 2006.07.12 23:42:00 -
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Edited by: Bael Don''adur on 12/07/2006 23:45:23
Love may be the wind beneath your wings,
But this wind has the power to toss you to the ground and crush you,
Give me hate instead, and let it be the fire beneath my feet
The best cure for unrequitted love is found at the end of a railgun.
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Vendrin
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Posted - 2006.07.13 01:01:00 -
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Edited by: Vendrin on 13/07/2006 01:01:01
What a load of garbage.
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Lillith Blackheart
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Posted - 2006.07.13 01:50:00 -
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....for the love of the Maker...
...this week just keeps spiraling further and further into the depths of the abyss. . .
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Tomahawk Bliss
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Posted - 2006.07.13 01:50:00 -
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make sure to check that she isn't a drag queen, unless you are cool with that then I wanna watch!
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Tsual
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Posted - 2006.07.13 02:39:00 -
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Originally by: Lillith Blackheart
....for the love of the Maker...
...this week just keeps spiraling further and further into the depths of the abyss. . .
Well being Sansha is to stare at the abbyss, maybe you stared at it too long.
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Moral is only usefull so far as society demands it from one to accept his presence.
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Celes Tenebrae
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Posted - 2006.07.13 04:07:00 -
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Aww a crush....that's sooo cute!
I remember feeling like that once when I used to work in the academy trauma unit. There was a Ni Kunni nurse in the radiology deparment I was hopelessly besotted with. I kept following him around whenever I saw him, I just couldn't help myself. More than once I ended up outside his apartment after hours, and we'd steal glances at eachother through his window. We made a game of it at first. He was very shy, so I thought I'd make a habit of waiting there at night, just underneath his window. I thought it was the best way to let him know I'd always be there for him.
The first day he didn't come in to work, I cried. The second day, I was in so distraught that I had to excuse myself and go home early. I was so upset and angry that he'd treat me that way, I tore all of the photogrpahs off my wall.
Once I calmed down, I realised I might have been pressuring him too much. I really wanted to apologise in person, but the caretaker in his block wouldn't let me in to speak to him for some strange reason. I sent him a box full of hearts instead, just to show how I felt. A few days later he moved away. I never saw him again after that, I can't help but feel that maybe if I'd dipped the hearts in chocolate, made more of an effort, it would have all turned out differently...
*sheds a tear*
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Nooey
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Posted - 2006.07.13 04:41:00 -
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Shintoko, you and I need to have a little chat...
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Shintoko Akahoshi
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Posted - 2006.07.13 04:44:00 -
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Why? This doesn't have anything to do with you. This is about my other friend, "Noobey"...
The Red Mom of WarÖ
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Elsebeth Rhiannon
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Posted - 2006.07.13 05:58:00 -
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Quote:
Maybe after "Lithpith" goes through a clone... or five, she may change her mind and fall for him.
I assure you, from extensive personal experience, going through a cloning (or ten...) unfortunately has no effect whatsoever on your feelings of love, unrequited or otherwise, or lack thereof.
Peace in a pod - Liberty Network
Gradient is hiring
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Tsual
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Posted - 2006.07.13 09:30:00 -
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Originally by: Celes Tenebrae
I sent him a box full of hearts instead, just to show how I felt. A few days later he moved away. I never saw him again after that, I can't help but feel that maybe if I'd dipped the hearts in chocolate, made more of an effort, it would have all turned out differently...
And next thing you will tell us is how you got all that hearts from an organ bank.
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Moral is only usefull so far as society demands it from one to accept his presence.
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Rodj Blake
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Posted - 2006.07.13 09:43:00 -
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Edited by: Rodj Blake on 13/07/2006 09:43:28
The best solution would be to send all three of the affected parties onto one of the SPCS' relationship counselling courses.
After a few decades on such a course, their love for God will make such petty infatuations seem meaningless.
Dulce et decorum est, pro imperator mori |
Celes Tenebrae
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Posted - 2006.07.13 10:18:00 -
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Originally by: Tsual
And next thing you will tell us is how you got all that hearts from an organ bank.
Saved them from the incinerator actually. 
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Shemar
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Posted - 2006.07.13 15:35:00 -
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Originally by: Elsebeth Rhiannon
Quote:
Maybe after "Lithpith" goes through a clone... or five, she may change her mind and fall for him.
I assure you, from extensive personal experience, going through a cloning (or ten...) unfortunately has no effect whatsoever on your feelings of love, unrequited or otherwise, or lack thereof.
Yes, Elsebeth, but you actually have morals, force of will and integrity, qualities the subject in question is completely devoid of. 
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Kaleigh Doyle
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Posted - 2006.07.13 15:46:00 -
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It sounds like this Noobey needs to spend some time at a pleasure hub and stop stalking women. 
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Vera Nosfyu
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Posted - 2006.07.13 15:53:00 -
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They just need a bit of surgery. Just send them over to me and I'll fix them right up. Don't worry, I trained as a field medic in the Republic Military School. I was kicked out of the program for purely political reasons, definitely not for misappropriations of funds, attempted murder, involuntary manslaughter, medical malpractice, gross human rights violations, impersonating an officer and practicing medicine without a liscence.
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Mebrithiel Ju'wien
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Posted - 2006.07.13 17:25:00 -
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Originally by: Celes Tenebrae
Aww a crush....that's sooo cute!
I remember feeling like that once when I used to work in the academy trauma unit. There was a Ni Kunni nurse in the radiology deparment I was hopelessly besotted with. I kept following him around whenever I saw him, I just couldn't help myself. More than once I ended up outside his apartment after hours, and we'd steal glances at eachother through his window. We made a game of it at first. He was very shy, so I thought I'd make a habit of waiting there at night, just underneath his window. I thought it was the best way to let him know I'd always be there for him.
The first day he didn't come in to work, I cried. The second day, I was in so distraught that I had to excuse myself and go home early. I was so upset and angry that he'd treat me that way, I tore all of the photogrpahs off my wall.
Once I calmed down, I realised I might have been pressuring him too much. I really wanted to apologise in person, but the caretaker in his block wouldn't let me in to speak to him for some strange reason. I sent him a box full of hearts instead, just to show how I felt. A few days later he moved away. I never saw him again after that, I can't help but feel that maybe if I'd dipped the hearts in chocolate, made more of an effort, it would have all turned out differently...
*sheds a tear*
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That's sooooo sweet!
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Mtthias Clemi
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Posted - 2006.07.13 19:43:00 -
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Originally by: Mebrithiel Ju'wien
Originally by: Celes Tenebrae
Aww a crush....that's sooo cute!
I remember feeling like that once when I used to work in the academy trauma unit. There was a Ni Kunni nurse in the radiology deparment I was hopelessly besotted with. I kept following him around whenever I saw him, I just couldn't help myself. More than once I ended up outside his apartment after hours, and we'd steal glances at eachother through his window. We made a game of it at first. He was very shy, so I thought I'd make a habit of waiting there at night, just underneath his window. I thought it was the best way to let him know I'd always be there for him.
The first day he didn't come in to work, I cried. The second day, I was in so distraught that I had to excuse myself and go home early. I was so upset and angry that he'd treat me that way, I tore all of the photogrpahs off my wall.
Once I calmed down, I realised I might have been pressuring him too much. I really wanted to apologise in person, but the caretaker in his block wouldn't let me in to speak to him for some strange reason. I sent him a box full of hearts instead, just to show how I felt. A few days later he moved away. I never saw him again after that, I can't help but feel that maybe if I'd dipped the hearts in chocolate, made more of an effort, it would have all turned out differently...
*sheds a tear*
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That's sooooo sweet!
sweet or mentally unstable?
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Kitty O'Shay
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Posted - 2006.07.13 21:51:00 -
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Originally by: Celes Tenebrae
Saved them from the incinerator actually.
That was the problem, they weren't fresh enough to convey your intent. I think some nanosynaptic fibers would've keep them beating until your true love opened the box.
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Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2006.07.14 03:12:00 -
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Originally by: Mtthias Clemi
sweet or mentally unstable?
The two are not mutually exclusive.
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[04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw
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Lillith Blackheart
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Posted - 2006.07.14 05:09:00 -
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I just do not see anything positive coming from this.
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