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Nebba Kenezzer
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Posted - 2006.07.13 06:22:00 -
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Edited by: Nebba Kenezzer on 13/07/2006 06:25:22
2006.07.13 02:06 Lotka Volterra has declared war on Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate. After 24 hours fighting can legally occur between those involved.
As religion is the opiate of the masses, stupidity seems to be the opiate of IAC.
Alas, we relinquish to you, IAC, our Twelve Step Program:
The Twelve Step Program For Positive Standings
1.) Admit you are powerless--that your lives in 0.0 have become unmanageable.
2.) Come to believe that a Power greater than yourselves can restore you to sanity.
3.) Make a decision to turn your will and your lives over to the care of -LV-, as you understand them.
4.) Make a searching and fearless moral inventory of yourselves.
5.) Admit to -LV-, to yourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of your wrongs.
6.) Ready yourselves to be ready for -LV- to remove all your defects of character.
7.) Humbly ask -LV- to forget your shortcomings.
8.) Make a list of all persons you have harmed, and become willing to make amends to them all.
9.) Make direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.
10.) Continue to take personal inventory and when you are wrong promptly admit it.
11.) Find through prayer and meditation to improve your conscious contact with -LV-, as you understand Them, praying only for knowledge of -LV-'s will for you and the Power to carry that out.
12.) Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, you have tried to carry this message to all IAC'ers, and to practice these principles in all of your affairs.
Blue on blue hostility skunks our beer. Enjoy your war.
Nebba - The Vocal Majority
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Otto Torivus
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Posted - 2006.07.13 06:29:00 -
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I love the 12 steps, Need to remember that for the Next AA meeting.
Time to kill a commie for Jesus |
Tyrus Ex
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Posted - 2006.07.13 06:32:00 -
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Trust Us.
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ZaKma
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Posted - 2006.07.13 06:36:00 -
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Yarr.
--- I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar. |
PSA1SWIPE
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Posted - 2006.07.13 06:37:00 -
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Best banner ever
I like bunny wabbits |
Kyguard
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Posted - 2006.07.13 06:41:00 -
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Originally by: Tyrus Ex Trust Us.
Can't say no.. ===
God is on the side with the best arti |
Sextus Licinius
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Posted - 2006.07.13 06:43:00 -
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Who is IAC and for what they are punished for?
"He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man" |
Sextus Licinius
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Posted - 2006.07.13 07:07:00 -
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nvm
"He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man" |
Xaarist
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Posted - 2006.07.13 07:11:00 -
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TIBSIA bill?
(target is blue shoot it anyways) ---------------- (\_/) (O.o) (> <) This is an alien dressed as Bunny to secretly gain world domination. ...if you don't know Happy Tree Friends, just imagine Teletubbies on LSD... |
mattzz
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Posted - 2006.07.13 07:38:00 -
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Cool.
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Burlock Ironfist
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Posted - 2006.07.13 08:09:00 -
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Shooting Blues is bad M'kay...
Now you pay the price
BOOM HEADSHOT
"opinions our my own thank you very much" |
Drilla
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Posted - 2006.07.13 08:11:00 -
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Edited by: Drilla on 13/07/2006 08:12:10
Question is if IAC will deflate faster or slower than expected ....
Seek not to bar my way, for I shall win through - no matter the cost! |
swatyy
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Posted - 2006.07.13 08:11:00 -
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Cool!!! Now I can have revenge for my loss! TY Nebba!!!
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C0CK KN0CKER
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Posted - 2006.07.13 08:53:00 -
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Hi Mom
----------------- Mailorder Brides just for you. Free isk if ordered before May |
Darkrydar
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Posted - 2006.07.13 09:47:00 -
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Edited by: Darkrydar on 13/07/2006 09:47:39 Cool, they deserve to die.
Are you planning to take their outpost? My wallets getting too heavy, maybe we can work out a deal?
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Eituros
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Posted - 2006.07.13 09:56:00 -
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Originally by: **** KN0CKER Hi Mom
Hi son. Are you coming home for dinner?
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Gabriel Karade
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Posted - 2006.07.13 10:03:00 -
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So Bill is hanging round his home-brewery sampling some of his finest Ales when he gets call from his good buddy Carl about some ruffians, Sid and Ivan in his bar.
Bill takes his buddies Fred and Jim along to help out, but on the way this guy Joe (someone Bill has had a few beers with in the past) sets upon Jim. Bill is like "WTF are you doing Joe?!", gets into the fight and smacks Joe on the nose, busting it...Joe is like ôWTF?ö but Bill has to get over to CarlÆs place to sort Sid and Ivan out, so he thinks ôIÆll sort it out laterö.
When they get to CarlÆs a good old bar brawl starts, tables turned over, chairs smashed over heads, guys flying through windows....awesome...that is, until the Electricity company decides to pull the plug...
ôOh WTF?, crappy Power company again!!1111ö
So Bill goes home to have a few more Beers, then gets an angry phone call off Joe, unfortunately Bill has had a few too many Beers by this point and canÆt speak. () ----------
- Office Linebacker -
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Sebroth
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Posted - 2006.07.13 11:02:00 -
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hand over the booze -----
Never knock on Death's door; ring the doorbell and run (he hates that) |
Pegas
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Posted - 2006.07.13 11:22:00 -
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WE COME IN PEACE !!!
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Tyrrax Thorrk
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Posted - 2006.07.13 11:22:00 -
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Originally by: Gabriel Karade Bill takes his buddies Fred and Jim along to help out, but on the way this guy Joe (someone Bill has had a few beers with in the past) sets upon Jim. Bill is like "WTF are you doing Joe?!", gets into the fight and smashes Joe's head in with a tire iron and then slits his throat ...Joe is like “WTF?” but Bill has to get over to Carl’s place to sort Sid and Ivan out, so he thinks “I’ll sort it out later”.
There fixed it for you |
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Exelsior
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Posted - 2006.07.13 12:10:00 -
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Did you get those steps from www.civ-anon.org ?
Or do they appear somewhere else before
Siggie under construction :P Intelligence Agency Business Idea |
Xaarist
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Posted - 2006.07.13 14:21:00 -
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am i the only one who thinks it's funny that the thread with nothing more than a placeholder is at 3 pages, whereas our proper announcement (even with banner) has not made it to more than the first page yet? ---------------- (\_/) (O.o) (> <) This is an alien dressed as Bunny to secretly gain world domination. ...if you don't know Happy Tree Friends, just imagine Teletubbies on LSD... |
Laythun
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Posted - 2006.07.13 14:25:00 -
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Hehe make sures it not budweiser...duffs the mans beer
See You In Space Cowboy |
Avernus
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Posted - 2006.07.13 14:27:00 -
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Originally by: Xaarist am i the only one who thinks it's funny that the thread with nothing more than a placeholder is at 3 pages, whereas our proper announcement (even with banner) has not made it to more than the first page yet?
You have to admit, the other thread has a certain level of originality we haven't seen before.
Nothing in life is quite so sweet as the taste of payback. |
IamBen
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Posted - 2006.07.13 15:40:00 -
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When you take a dump on the carpet you should clean it up. Whats wrong with you IAC guys?
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Karl Shade
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Posted - 2006.07.13 18:08:00 -
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My beer smells of skunk. Better hit the rum. -
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Tao Han
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Posted - 2006.07.13 19:38:00 -
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Good luck Lotka.
Have fun.
Shooting blue is bad mmmkay...
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Feles Mala
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Posted - 2006.07.13 19:58:00 -
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YAR!!
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DUFFMANX
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Posted - 2006.07.13 20:58:00 -
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Originally by: Laythun Hehe make sures it not budweiser...duffs the mans beer
/Beer sense gone off
I detect that some1 worships my brew
Originally by: dimensionZ The biggest threat we ever had was xirtam mining plagioclase in aridia ...
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Last Mohicans
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Posted - 2006.07.13 22:22:00 -
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-LV- are retards
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