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Tripp Orsam
Dragonstar
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Posted - 2006.07.19 01:26:00 -
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I dont really believe in reincarnation but if it was real I would most definatly come back as a cat! they have such a good life free food etc. And I know my cat gets laid more than I do, I can see it on his face when he comes back from his adventures in the morning after being out all night, he's thiking to himself "I just got laid dude and you are in here playing video games lol" the only downside I could see about being a cat is if my owner decided to cut my balls off like they do to many cats, as a cat I would not mind too much but you know it must hurt like hell.
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Kurren
Farscape Mining
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Posted - 2006.07.19 01:29:00 -
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I have two cats... one has been neutered, and the othere is one spray away from losing his too.
I would come back as a Great White Shark! Just swimming and killing and swimming and killing. Everything is afraid of me, and everything respects me at the same time. The perfect creation as far as evolution goes. That's what I would be.
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Tekka
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.07.19 01:30:00 -
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Edited by: Tekka on 19/07/2006 01:30:44
Id be a ******* cobra so I could spit venom in peoples EYES
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Samirol
Ore Mongers
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Posted - 2006.07.19 01:35:00 -
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i would be a bear
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Ithuriel
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.07.19 01:52:00 -
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I'd be a sloth. An animal that sleeps for 15-18 hours a day. That's my dream right there.
Either that, or a shark riding an elephant, cause then I could just run around eating and stomping on everything in my path.
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Kendar
Gallente
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Posted - 2006.07.19 06:08:00 -
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I would love to be reincarnated as a bicycle seat on a ladys bicycle
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Handon Guild
Exotic Dancers Club
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Posted - 2006.07.19 09:33:00 -
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I'd like to be reincarnated as Keira Knightley's boyfriend 
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Kata Dakini
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Posted - 2006.07.19 09:52:00 -
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The problem with being a cat is that you might have one of those owners that makes you **** in a little plastic box with this gravel like sandy substance. Cat boxes are disgusting, and if I had to use one I'd become feral.
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Tripp Orsam
Dragonstar
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Posted - 2006.07.19 10:57:00 -
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My cat is uber, he dont crap or pee in the house so i dont need to keep one of those nasty boxes at home, when he wants to do his 'thing' he will meow at me and i just open the window and he jumps out (I live on the groud floor).
funny story actually, one time my mum came around and she brought the bosses dog for me to look after for the day and i totally forgot to let my cat out, as soon as my cat saw the dog he ran under my bed and stayed there for over 10 hours but he didnt 'toilet' under there, he waited all day until the dog was gone and then ran to the window for me to let him out, gave him extra food that day :D
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Wired
An Eye For An Eye
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Posted - 2006.07.19 18:15:00 -
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I'd be a crocodile, theres nothing that can take one of them down.
I'd be a super quick one aswell, so that when Steve Irwin tried to jump on me for his tv show i could whip my neck round and eat him, it's nothing personal, but if it's gonna happen to him, might aswell be me who does it.
And when i died (as a croc), i'd be turned into some kick-a**e boots (and shoes) and Jimmy Nail could re-release his song about me, and i'd be famous.
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Laocoon
Veto.
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Posted - 2006.07.19 20:39:00 -
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 Originally by: Wired
I'd be a crocodile, theres nothing that can take one of them down.
You said it - Steve Irwin 
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