Or the noobie uses the most powerful tool at his disposal first on the problem, then formulates alternatives

Occam's Lightsaber.

Only command ships get the overview.

Every once in awhile someone barfs chocolate back up instead of the usual trollbile. What an intriguing notion.

Op. Now show us on the dolly where the bad spaceship touched you.

Wouldn't it be awesome if you could at least not copy a burn that is already in the thread?

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Mobile Warp disruptors are the most overpowered thing in EVE. They guarantee the destruction of any ship that crosses their path, and can't be avoided in any way. I realise that EVE IS a PVP game, and that these great little gadgets have purpose, but CCP needs to restrict how they're used and/or when they can be used. Okay, so what's the issue? Anyone with a ship that can warp is trapped no matter what they have, creating a method of "gate farming" for PVP?ers. It makes it nearly impossible for anyone without a fleet of cruisers at hand to survive. So, I came up with the following list of ways we can fix this while still realizing the use of these devices.


Doing one or move of these will help fix Warp Disruptors

1. Give ships inside the bubble a speed boost, allowing them to leave quickly.

2. Allow warp stabilizers the ability to counter Mobile Warp Disruptors. <--- favorite idea

3. Disallow placement of disruptors near jump gates.

4. Make disruptors use POS fuel.

5. Give HP bonuses to ships inside the bubble, allowing them to have a higher chance of survival.


Warp Disruptors will still have a purpose, (POS blockading, belt freezing, etc.) but won't be the insane PVP farming machines they are today.

you get to have proof, because right now no one except me has any

You can warp to 100, you'll still be dragged in.

Whenever you discuss these sorts of things here you can't be assured half of the discussion isn't being driven by people who live off the advantage, or disadvantage afforded by the thing being criticized. One way to get a hint is their "logical argument" is laced with a certain amount of "personal attack."

I've always thought the ship webbing and warp scram were a bit on the woosified side. There's so much ficticious care to seem like some sort of adherence to the actual laws of physics is being followed, then we suddenly have a device that can penetrate shields, armor, structure, engine housing and just make it STOP. That is so funny. Why? Of course "So they don't get away!"

I've relentlessly pointed out in naval engagements historically, an actual "kill" is very rare. This of course doesn't appeal to a kill happy faction of players who insist on getting their blood NOW, 'cause they don't have time to chase somebody around. You take out webbers and scrams and a whole group of "mighty players" suddenly become commoners (including the CCP staffers who play) and we just can't have that now can we?

But yeah, we imagine you can goo inside someone's engine, but you have to pound the rest of the ship with high explosives for ten minutes to penetrate it (meaning: the physics of webs and scrams can be harnessed into oneshot weapons, but nobody's THOUGHT of THAT yet....right? Riiiiiiiiight.) And, this is all in fairness. I attacked you so I get to win. We won't have the "flight" portion of fight or flight ruin OUR fun, will we?

What's even more amusing is covert ops cloaks. It says right there on the label using more than one will somehow jibber up the fabric of time and space you seem to be distorting with your toy. One defeats the other. (Where they got that? Probably some episode of Star Trek.) Well, if that's true, why doesn't lighting up more than one magical webber, or magical scrammer do the same thing - cancel each other out?

Better yet, why doesn't turning on one of these unicorn devices just create an instant disruption of the area's time/space fabric creating an impromptu black hole swallowing up everybody there, and hurling them into oblivion? WHY? Because the addicts to these crutches will CRY LIKE BABIES ABOUT IT. WAAAAAAH. Not because of some LOGICAL REASON.

So. Go on with your discussion. I'm a big fan of other people's fantasies. I don't have any of my own.
We'll be serving cookies and milk later, kids.

They guarantee the destruction of any ship that crosses their path,

CCP, may we please get a dislike button on the forums? The OP is a perfect reason why we need it.

They need to implement an IQ test and age verification before letting people register for eve.

1) Learn to dscan
2) Learn to dscan
3) Learn to dscan
4) thing between to ears......learn to use it

Whenever you discuss these sorts of things here you can't be assured half of the discussion isn't being driven by people who live off the advantage, or disadvantage afforded by the thing being criticized. One way to get a hint is their "logical argument" is laced with a certain amount of "personal attack."

I've relentlessly pointed out in naval engagements historically, an actual "kill" is very rare. This of course doesn't appeal to a kill happy faction of players who insist on getting their blood NOW, 'cause they don't have time to chase somebody around. You take out webbers and scrams and a whole group of "mighty players" suddenly become commoners (including the CCP staffers who play) and we just can't have that now can we?

why doesn't turning on one of these unicorn devices just create an instant disruption of the area's time/space fabric creating an impromptu black hole swallowing up everybody there, and hurling them into oblivion? WHY? Because the addicts to these crutches will CRY LIKE BABIES ABOUT IT. WAAAAAAH. Not because of some LOGICAL REASON.

So. Go on with your discussion. I'm a big fan of other people's fantasies. I don't have any of my own.
We'll be serving cookies and milk later, kids.

is this post meant to be a joke?

Mobile Warp disruptors are the most overpowered thing in EVE. They guarantee the destruction of any ship that crosses their path, and can't be avoided in any way.

Troll.

Rather successfull, still obvious to spot.

You people are so oblivious and easy to manipulate,
it's not even fun anymore.

It's always a troll.