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Charax Bouclier
Emerald Drama Theatrics
107
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Posted - 2014.09.19 22:30:00 -
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I see quite a few capsuleers with an eye patch or a scar tracing through a milky dead socket. Surely, such a malady would be afflicted before being transformed into a capsuleer given our constant clone refreshes when we reach our numerous, reckless deaths. Indeed, even if they were maimed before becoming a capsuleer, the cloning process would surely provide a properly regenerated host body free of non-genetic damage.
I therefore suspect that you patch wearing pilots are really hiding a good eye, and the pilots with a milky dead socket are wearing a colored contact lense.
So, why do you go through such theatrics to feign an eye injury? Is it to look tough? To impress the girls? Explain your vanity to me.  |
Paranoid Loyd
1922
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Posted - 2014.09.19 22:31:00 -
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It is an enhancement, so I can see better.
"PvE in EVE is a trap to turn you into PvP content, don't confuse it for actual gameplay." Lipbite |
Mashie Saldana
BFG Tech
1171
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Posted - 2014.09.19 22:36:00 -
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I forgot the sunglasses in my other pod.
Mashie Saldana
Dominique Vasilkovsky
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Abrazzar
Vardaugas Family
4696
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Posted - 2014.09.19 22:38:00 -
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Can't clone character.
Sovereignty and Population
New Mining Mechanics |
Derrick Miles
EVENumbers
7717
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Posted - 2014.09.19 22:40:00 -
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As a part of the cloning service your chosen facility will helpfully gouge out your eyeball, strictly for the sake of consistency.
They will also outfit your million isk clone with the billions in clothing that just recently died in a fire.
Don't worry about it, it's just science. |
Remiel Pollard
Shock Treatment Ministries
5394
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Posted - 2014.09.19 22:41:00 -
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The best part is getting that tattoos and piercings redone every time...
GÇ£Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'.
Jam those ones first, and kill them last.GÇ¥
- Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen, Pithum Nullifier Training Manual c. YC104 |
Starrakatt
Hunter Killers.
Forsaken Asylum
84
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Posted - 2014.09.19 23:11:00 -
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All that new, pink and rosy flesh straight out the vat, ready to be pierced and gouged all over again, and again, and again...
Ohyes baby, hit me, HIT MEEEE!
Forsaken Asylum's ways |
Solecist Project
I'm So Meta Even This Acronym
10097
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Posted - 2014.09.19 23:16:00 -
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Starrakatt wrote:All that new, pink and rosy flesh straight out the vat, ready to be pierced and gouged all over again, and again, and again...
Ohyes baby, hit me, HIT MEEEE!
KNEEL BEFORE SOL!
;)
(;
Meta Portrait: umm, looks like youre 'busy', young love, sexual and sensual, soft&warm, OMG naked???, are you kissin or blo..., so much feels, most sexually suggestive pic I've seen. I make it feel real...
Strapless Tops! https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=5036238#post5036238 |
Jarod Garamonde
Sardaukar Merc Guild
General Tso's Alliance
2004
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Posted - 2014.09.19 23:42:00 -
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Charax Bouclier wrote:I see quite a few capsuleers with an eye patch or a scar tracing through a milky dead socket. Surely, such a malady would be afflicted before being transformed into a capsuleer given our constant clone refreshes when we reach our numerous, reckless deaths. Indeed, even if they were maimed before becoming a capsuleer, the cloning process would surely provide a properly regenerated host body free of non-genetic damage. I therefore suspect that you patch wearing pilots are really hiding a good eye, and the pilots with a milky dead socket are wearing a colored contact lense. So, why do you go through such theatrics to feign an eye injury? Is it to look tough? To impress the girls? Explain your vanity to me.
My eyepatch is none of your business.
That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right... |
KaarBaak
317
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Posted - 2014.09.19 23:44:00 -
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From Wikipedia:
Quote:Given their penchant for blacksmithing, many scholars believe the legend of the Cyclopes' single eye arose from an actual practice of blacksmiths wearing an eyepatch over one eye to prevent flying sparks from blinding them in both eyes. |
Grog Aftermath
Need more grog
139
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Posted - 2014.09.19 23:45:00 -
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It's just they couldn't afford the other eye. |
Starrakatt
Hunter Killers.
Forsaken Asylum
86
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Posted - 2014.09.20 00:32:00 -
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You also get the added bonus to be (technically) a virgin again, mmm?
Forsaken Asylum's ways |
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
5481
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Posted - 2014.09.20 00:34:00 -
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Derrick Miles wrote:As a part of the cloning service your chosen facility will helpfully gouge out your eyeball, strictly for the sake of consistency.
They will also outfit your million isk clone with the billions in clothing that just recently died in a fire.
Don't worry about it, it's just science.
How's that last verse of the MST3K theme song? 
Bring back DEEEEP Space! |
Unezka Turigahl
Det Som Engang Var
295
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Posted - 2014.09.20 02:27:00 -
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Us demigods are pretty vain I guess. Gotta have my hair done just right every time. Piercings in the exact same places.
This clip always comes to mind: clone scene
That actress was way hot, when she was all done-up... Definitely worth it after every death. |
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
Late Night Alliance
6135
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Posted - 2014.09.20 02:57:00 -
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I like the pain.
Change isn't bad, but it isn't always good. Sometimes, the oldest and most simple of things can be the most elegant and effective.
"How did you veterans start?" |
Vyl Vit
791
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Posted - 2014.09.20 04:11:00 -
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"I shall avenge you!" -Khan-
Anyone with any sense has already left town. |
Tear Jar
Emolgranlan Code Enforcement Branch
123
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Posted - 2014.09.20 04:53:00 -
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Derrick Miles wrote:As a part of the cloning service your chosen facility will helpfully gouge out your eyeball, strictly for the sake of consistency.
They will also outfit your million isk clone with the billions in clothing that just recently died in a fire.
Don't worry about it, it's just science.
Presumably the clothing you purchase includes clothing insurance. |
Solecist Project
I'm So Meta Even This Acronym
10103
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Posted - 2014.09.20 09:08:00 -
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A cyclops has only one eye socket, btw.
Meta Portrait: umm, looks like youre 'busy', young love, sexual and sensual, soft&warm, OMG naked???, are you kissin or blo..., so much feels, most sexually suggestive pic I've seen. I make it feel real...
Strapless Tops! https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=5036238#post5036238 |
Martin Corwin
Corwin's Corsairs
11
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Posted - 2014.09.20 09:25:00 -
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Their socket closed. That's why. |
Ssabat Thraxx
Dominion Tenebrarum
Reverberation Project
792
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Posted - 2014.09.20 09:46:00 -
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These guys are nothing. You should see Willy the One-eyed Wonder Worm.
\m/ O.o \m/
We may never never never come home
but the magic that we'll feel
is worth a lifetime.
\m/ RIP Ronnie James Dio \m/ |
Bagrat Skalski
Poseidaon
2934
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Posted - 2014.09.20 09:53:00 -
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I don't often clonejump, but when I do, I look like this.
http://i.minus.com/ibeZ0sJewvDMBN.gif =ƒÿü |
Jessica Duranin
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
144
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Posted - 2014.09.20 09:57:00 -
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It's what happens when you let the intern do all the work. |
Super spikinator
Hegemonous Conscripts
335
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Posted - 2014.09.20 10:05:00 -
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I imagine capsuleers with a monocle have it surgically implanted on their fresh clone, that those with eye-patches are chuunibyou and that those with scarred socket ritually do so. |
Lachra
Union of Labor
107
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Posted - 2014.09.20 10:17:00 -
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They're prosthetic enhancements, until such time as cloning technology becomes par with Jovian genetic engineering and we can enhance what nature has given us at the source rather than synthetically. Plus it's the future, and I just can! :p |
Inxentas Ultramar
Ultramar Independent Contracting
1521
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Posted - 2014.09.20 11:22:00 -
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I just happen to like this look, so I usually put an additional aging request in with each clone update. The Gallente girls love it. The Odin is just a style thing, plus it came with a free Overwolf software package so I don't have to install capture software on my ship's camera drones. |
Charax Bouclier
Emerald Drama Theatrics
113
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Posted - 2014.09.20 12:41:00 -
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I'm going to have to do more EVE pondering. The next question in my queue is wondering if our ships are equipped with sun visors (I mean, why else do most of us wear sun glasses in space?) but that lacks philosophical pizzazz. |
Starrakatt
Hunter Killers.
Forsaken Asylum
92
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Posted - 2014.09.20 13:13:00 -
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This one is easy: In our pods, we have no direct visual, we rely on our brain being plugged on sensors and camera feeds.
I know, boring.
So yeah, sunglasses are only for the looks.
Added tip: In our pods, we are stark NAKED - no shenanigans with underclotes and bras, but NOOOOO, CCP can't allow us to see ourselves like we are most of the time. noooo sir... pricks.
Forsaken Asylum's ways |
Hiply Rustic
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
172
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Posted - 2014.09.20 18:42:00 -
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Starrakatt wrote:
Added tip: In our pods, we are stark NAKED - no shenanigans with underclotes and bras, but NOOOOO, CCP can't allow us to see ourselves like we are most of the time. noooo sir... NO pricks, or other bits
ftfy
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
"Eve deliberately excludes the stupid and the weak willied."
EvE: Only the strong-willied need apply.
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RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
5587
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Posted - 2014.09.20 18:46:00 -
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I buy thousand dollar virtual bluejeans.
"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar
"the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon |
NEONOVUS
Diabolically Sexy Eureka-Secret Science R Us
935
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Posted - 2014.09.20 23:48:00 -
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My vision is augmented |
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