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JackknifedII
The Congregation Cult of War
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Posted - 2014.10.03 11:39:00 -
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Greetings, prospective members.
The congregation has now existed as a group for 6 months, and in that 6 months we have not gotten any better at EvE. We are a bad corporation, but despite this, we sit at the top of the monthly alliance killboard of whatever alliance we ruin by joining. We don't even try, that's how bad we are.
We tried being good once, but it was no fun. So we embrace being bad. It's just who we are.
If you are also bad (but not terrible) at being in space, spare a thought for us.
We can offer you all the normal null sec stuff. Sov space, ratting, anoms etc. But who cares about that.
All we ask is that you have ts3, are a goon spy, and you realise that you are joining a group that, on the whole, doesn't really give two poops about being good at eve, and you enjoy shooting and getting shot at.
We also need a full api, but that's because the alliance and coalition forces us to ask.
Join our public channel "The Congregation Pub" if you think you are just the right amount of bad to fit in. We will judge you after that.
If you want to be part of an elite group of grizzled space warriors, look elsewhere. However, if you would rather be part of a group, that forces the opposition to ask "how did those guys kill us? They're.....just so bad...", consider our little corp.
Minmatar....we are generally unpleasant to be around....
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JackknifedII
The Congregation
62
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Posted - 2014.10.03 11:39:53 -
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Greetings, prospective members.
The congregation has now existed as a group for 6 months, and in that 6 months we have not gotten any better at EvE. We are a bad corporation, but despite this, we sit at the top of the monthly alliance killboard of whatever alliance we ruin by joining. We don't even try, that's how bad we are.
We tried being good once, but it was no fun. So we embrace being bad. It's just who we are.
If you are also bad (but not terrible) at being in space, spare a thought for us.
We can offer you all the normal null sec stuff. Sov space, ratting, anoms etc. But who cares about that.
All we ask is that you have ts3, are a goon spy, and you realise that you are joining a group that, on the whole, doesn't really give two poops about being good at eve, and you enjoy shooting and getting shot at.
We also need a full api, but that's because the alliance and coalition forces us to ask.
Join our public channel "The Congregation Pub" if you think you are just the right amount of bad to fit in. We will judge you after that.
If you want to be part of an elite group of grizzled space warriors, look elsewhere. However, if you would rather be part of a group, that forces the opposition to ask "how did those guys kill us? They're.....just so bad...", consider our little corp.
Minmatar....we are generally unpleasant to be around....
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abkiller Outamon
The Congregation Cult of War
0
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Posted - 2014.10.03 12:57:00 -
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JackknifedII wrote:Greetings, prospective members.
The congregation has now existed as a group for 6 months, and in that 6 months we have not gotten any better at EvE. We are a bad corporation, but despite this, we sit at the top of the monthly alliance killboard of whatever alliance we ruin by joining. We don't even try, that's how bad we are.
We tried being good once, but it was no fun. So we embrace being bad. It's just who we are.
If you are also bad (but not terrible) at being in space, spare a thought for us.
We can offer you all the normal null sec stuff. Sov space, ratting, anoms etc. But who cares about that.
All we ask is that you have ts3, are a goon spy, and you realise that you are joining a group that, on the whole, doesn't really give two poops about being good at eve, and you enjoy shooting and getting shot at.
We also need a full api, but that's because the alliance and coalition forces us to ask.
Join our public channel "The Congregation Pub" if you think you are just the right amount of bad to fit in. We will judge you after that.
If you want to be part of an elite group of grizzled space warriors, look elsewhere. However, if you would rather be part of a group, that forces the opposition to ask "how did those guys kill us? They're.....just so bad...", consider our little corp.
Just to add to this....we are not actually bad... good would be a bridge too far.. maybe... personally I am good though..
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abkiller Outamon
The Congregation
0
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Posted - 2014.10.03 12:57:02 -
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JackknifedII wrote:Greetings, prospective members.
The congregation has now existed as a group for 6 months, and in that 6 months we have not gotten any better at EvE. We are a bad corporation, but despite this, we sit at the top of the monthly alliance killboard of whatever alliance we ruin by joining. We don't even try, that's how bad we are.
We tried being good once, but it was no fun. So we embrace being bad. It's just who we are.
If you are also bad (but not terrible) at being in space, spare a thought for us.
We can offer you all the normal null sec stuff. Sov space, ratting, anoms etc. But who cares about that.
All we ask is that you have ts3, are a goon spy, and you realise that you are joining a group that, on the whole, doesn't really give two poops about being good at eve, and you enjoy shooting and getting shot at.
We also need a full api, but that's because the alliance and coalition forces us to ask.
Join our public channel "The Congregation Pub" if you think you are just the right amount of bad to fit in. We will judge you after that.
If you want to be part of an elite group of grizzled space warriors, look elsewhere. However, if you would rather be part of a group, that forces the opposition to ask "how did those guys kill us? They're.....just so bad...", consider our little corp.
Just to add to this....we are not actually bad... good would be a bridge too far.. maybe... personally I am good though..
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Walton Simons
The Congregation Cult of War
6
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Posted - 2014.10.03 14:12:00 -
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Bump, Ab sucks |

Walton Simons
The Congregation
6
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Posted - 2014.10.03 14:12:04 -
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Bump, Ab sucks |

Shayle
The Congregation Cult of War
38
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Posted - 2014.10.03 15:11:00 -
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Bump, online at the moment in the public chat if you want to grab one of us! |

Shayle
The Congregation
45
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Posted - 2014.10.03 15:11:40 -
[8] - Quote
Bump, online at the moment in the public chat if you want to grab one of us! |

Shayle
The Congregation Cult of War
41
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Posted - 2014.10.04 11:42:00 -
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bumping for today! |

Shayle
The Congregation
45
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Posted - 2014.10.04 11:42:24 -
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bumping for today! |

Baltrom
The Congregation Cult of War
0
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Posted - 2014.10.05 13:07:00 -
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BUMP |

Baltrom
The Congregation
0
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Posted - 2014.10.05 13:07:28 -
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BUMP |

JackknifedII
The Congregation Cult of War
62
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Posted - 2014.10.05 15:12:00 -
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We are out there being slightly bad without you
Minmatar....we are generally unpleasant to be around....
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JackknifedII
The Congregation
62
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Posted - 2014.10.05 15:12:44 -
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We are out there being slightly bad without you
Minmatar....we are generally unpleasant to be around....
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Wrecktum Yourday
The Congregation Cult of War
8
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Posted - 2014.10.05 16:43:00 -
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Confirming we are bad, in a good way. |

Wrecktum Yourday
The Congregation
8
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Posted - 2014.10.05 16:43:14 -
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Confirming we are bad, in a good way. |

JackknifedII
The Congregation Cult of War
62
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Posted - 2014.10.06 09:21:00 -
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Bump.
6 have joined in the last week.
I think they're on to something!
We aren't terrible, just bad enough.
Our videos are pretty good though
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC81MDW6dFa41VdNTt-pTl1Q
And sometimes we even tweet, my God.
Minmatar....we are generally unpleasant to be around....
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JackknifedII
The Congregation
62
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Posted - 2014.10.06 09:21:51 -
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Bump.
6 have joined in the last week.
I think they're on to something!
We aren't terrible, just bad enough.
Our videos are pretty good though
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC81MDW6dFa41VdNTt-pTl1Q
And sometimes we even tweet, my God.
Minmatar....we are generally unpleasant to be around....
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Baltrom
The Congregation Cult of War
0
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Posted - 2014.10.06 22:22:00 -
[19] - Quote
bump |

Baltrom
The Congregation
0
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Posted - 2014.10.06 22:22:28 -
[20] - Quote
bump |

JackknifedII
The Congregation Cult of War
62
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Posted - 2014.10.07 10:16:00 -
[21] - Quote
Bump
Always recruiting
Minmatar....we are generally unpleasant to be around....
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JackknifedII
The Congregation
62
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Posted - 2014.10.07 10:16:12 -
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Bump
Always recruiting
Minmatar....we are generally unpleasant to be around....
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JackknifedII
The Congregation Cult of War
62
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Posted - 2014.10.09 00:50:00 -
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2 day bump.
Still bad, but in a good way
Minmatar....we are generally unpleasant to be around....
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JackknifedII
The Congregation Cult of War
62
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Posted - 2014.10.10 13:19:00 -
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Bump like a bumper car.
Always recruiting
Minmatar....we are generally unpleasant to be around....
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JackknifedII
The Congregation
62
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Posted - 2014.10.10 13:19:49 -
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Bump like a bumper car.
Always recruiting
Minmatar....we are generally unpleasant to be around....
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JackknifedII
The Congregation Cult of War
62
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Posted - 2014.10.12 12:06:00 -
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Bump.
Always recruiting
Minmatar....we are generally unpleasant to be around....
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JackknifedII
The Congregation
62
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Posted - 2014.10.12 12:06:09 -
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Bump.
Always recruiting
Minmatar....we are generally unpleasant to be around....
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Baltrom
The Congregation Cult of War
0
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Posted - 2014.10.12 21:04:00 -
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BUMP |

Baltrom
The Congregation
0
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Posted - 2014.10.12 21:04:35 -
[29] - Quote
BUMP |

Wrecktum Yourday
The Congregation Cult of War
8
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Posted - 2014.10.17 02:38:00 -
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Walton Simons wrote:Bump, Ab sucks
He also loves Interceptor fleets. |

Wrecktum Yourday
The Congregation
8
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Posted - 2014.10.17 02:38:22 -
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Walton Simons wrote:Bump, Ab sucks
He also loves Interceptor fleets. |

Wrecktum Yourday
The Congregation
8
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Posted - 2014.11.03 14:49:46 -
[32] - Quote
You know you want to join up. |

JackknifedII
The Congregation
62
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Posted - 2014.11.04 14:56:10 -
[33] - Quote
Bump.
Now living alliance and big blue doughnut free.
Minmatar....we are generally unpleasant to be around....
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JackknifedII
The Congregation
62
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Posted - 2014.11.17 23:33:14 -
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Bump.
Always looking for good solo and small gang players.
No blues, no politics
Minmatar....we are generally unpleasant to be around....
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