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Nykolas
Amarr Em Pack HUZZAH FEDERATION
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Posted - 2006.08.10 14:21:00 -
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We (Amarr) should have the best of rigs (read here).
And you want to know why ? Simple and obvious. We have slaves, we're religious freak, we have a culture of narcissism.
Thus, we were born as Pimps! And everyone knows pimp have nice modified vehicule. You know that show, Pimp my ride? They're all American, religious (all the "Oh my god"), and believe they're the best. Like us.
Oh yeah, Amarr will pimp they ship like you've never seen it.
Please CCP, pimp my ride 
P.S. I can't wait for Eve TV to produce a show with a lotery with a random ship getting pimped...
P.S. Sry for typo, aint english To laught a good time |

Stephar
Amarr Viziam
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Posted - 2006.08.10 14:27:00 -
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The Amarricans.
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Valea Silpha
Cereal Killerz Chimaera Pact
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Posted - 2006.08.10 14:27:00 -
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Nah .. Minnies get the best rigs, because you can just tape stuff on without having to worry about spoiling the look.
Also the Gallente are clearly the pimps of the Eve universe
<Hammerhead> TomB is doing the nerfing <Hammerhead> I just stand behind him, look at his monitor and shake my head |

Nykolas
Amarr Em Pack HUZZAH FEDERATION
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Posted - 2006.08.10 14:33:00 -
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Originally by: Valea Silpha Also the Gallente are clearly the pimps of the Eve universe
I'm afraid you're wrong. (don't you just love morning debate without WCS or Laser dmg type in it ?)
Gallente ahve french origins. Being french myself, I can tell you we're all but pimp. Lack of good look, small cars, cheesy music. And the respect all attitude. This is nothing like being a pimp.
The only way I could associate gallente with a pimp would be the similarity with a ship and his drones doing dirty work with a pimp and his thugs kicking your butt.
P.S. Sry for typo, aint english To laught a good time |

Rodj Blake
Amarr PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2006.08.10 15:07:00 -
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Originally by: Stephar The Amarricans.
And their neighbours, the Khanadians...
Dulce et decorum est, pro imperator mori |

Captin Corsair
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Posted - 2006.08.10 15:25:00 -
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Originally by: Rodj Blake
Originally by: Stephar The Amarricans.
And their neighbours, the Khanadians...
lolz 
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Nykolas
Amarr Em Pack HUZZAH FEDERATION
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Posted - 2006.08.10 15:38:00 -
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Originally by: Rodj Blake
Originally by: Stephar The Amarricans.
And their neighbours, the Khanadians...
You should write a book with similarities between the 2. Maybe you could win a award
P.S. Sry for typo, aint english To laught a good time |

Twilight Moon
Minmatar eXceed Inc. Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.08.10 15:40:00 -
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Originally by: Rodj Blake
Originally by: Stephar The Amarricans.
And their neighbours, the Khanadians...
You'll be coming up with a way of making "Minmatar" into "Mexican" next.
...on the other hand using a banana might be a viable alternative.
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babylonstew
Caldari Caldari Scouting and Intel Group
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Posted - 2006.08.10 15:42:00 -
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Caldari should have the best rigs we are the most high tech race, so we can have all the best stuff. also, no matter what rigs are like, people will whine caldari are overpowered, so might aswell have the best so they are justified
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Raider Zero
Minmatar Federation
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Posted - 2006.08.10 15:43:00 -
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Originally by: Nykolas We (Amarr) should have the best of rigs (read here).
And you want to know why ? Simple and obvious. We have slaves, we're religious freak, we have a culture of narcissism.
Thus, we were born as Pimps! And everyone knows pimp have nice modified vehicule. You know that show, Pimp my ride? They're all American, religious (all the "Oh my god"), and believe they're the best. Like us.
Oh yeah, Amarr will pimp they ship like you've never seen it.
Please CCP, pimp my ride 
P.S. I can't wait for Eve TV to produce a show with a lotery with a random ship getting pimped...
We Minmatar should have the best rigs. You reference Pimp My Ride, but all your ships are already shiny and gold-plated! Minmatar are the obvious "it's what's under the hood that counts" race and we should be better at tweaking up our junk.
Amarr=Cadillacs Minmatar=Rusty Camaros
Our stuff should continue to look the ugliest and go the fastest 
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MuffinsRevenger
EmpiresMod
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Posted - 2006.08.10 15:46:00 -
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Originally by: Rodj Blake
Originally by: Stephar The Amarricans.
And their neighbours, the Khanadians...
COINSIDENCE?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?
Originally by: The Wizz117 jeez those guyz @ ccp talk like sweedish nobody will take u seriouse with that cind of accent.
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Darknar
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Posted - 2006.08.10 15:47:00 -
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best pimping ships should be minmatar, they have the best looking ships and its so easy to fit stuf in between the girders and stuff.
second should be amarr becuse they have the second pimpyist looking ships in eve
then it should be gallente becuse well caldri dont deserve to pimp there ships
caldrie dont deserve it.
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Norris Neophitus
Minmatar Hidden Agenda
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Posted - 2006.08.10 16:21:00 -
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Yup its gotta be minmatar with the best rigs look at the typhoon sweet ship shame it has a massive hole in the front of it. We need a rig to fill the rusty hole in the front of the phoon if nothing else.
I know what my rig will be I filling the space left in the phoon with the giant Cap and power grid it needs to become the best ship in eve
Ammaricans dont need pimping they are all shiney and phalic already Galente are all bling with their little drones hanging out at the street corner. Caldari Well thats just like trying to pimp a Top of the range HumVee it can be done but you just look like a fool in it.
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Nykolas
Amarr Em Pack HUZZAH FEDERATION
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Posted - 2006.08.10 17:09:00 -
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Quote:
We Minmatar should have the best rigs. You reference Pimp My Ride, but all your ships are already shiny and gold-plated! Minmatar are the obvious "it's what's under the hood that counts" race and we should be better at tweaking up our junk.
Amarr=Cadillacs Minmatar=Rusty Camaros
Our stuff should continue to look the ugliest and go the fastest 
Your point say how Amarr should be the best and not minmatar.
So you see a old dodge caravan or suzuki swift being pimped. No. Or when you see it, it's ugly and cheap.
We indeed have gold plated ship. Huge hummer, destroying nature, pimped ! "what's under the hood" is fitting - Rigs would be pimping. So I say add 1 slot of each low med high to minmatar, i don't care if they own us in battle. At least i'll die in a pimped ship 
P.S. Sry for typo, aint english To laught a good time |

Stephar
Amarr Viziam
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Posted - 2006.08.10 17:21:00 -
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Speaking of pimps and cars, Caldari is an anagram of "car" and "laid".
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Twilight Moon
Minmatar eXceed Inc. Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.08.10 17:30:00 -
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Originally by: Stephar Speaking of pimps and cars, Caldari is an anagram of "car" and "laid".
Doesnt that make the exhaust pipe a bit sticky?
...on the other hand using a banana might be a viable alternative.
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Magunus
The Forsakened Few
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Posted - 2006.08.10 17:35:00 -
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Originally by: Twilight Moon
Originally by: Stephar Speaking of pimps and cars, Caldari is an anagram of "car" and "laid".
Doesnt that make the exhaust pipe a bit sticky?
Originally by: Twilight Moon
...on the other hand using a banana might be a viable alternative.
Hrm. 
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Nykolas
Amarr Em Pack HUZZAH FEDERATION
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Posted - 2006.08.10 19:21:00 -
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Stephar you win. This anagram must have been planned by the devs from the beginning!
So be it, Caldari shall be the best at pimped ship. Dang, i'm rolling a new caldari alt just for that 
P.S. Sry for typo, aint english To laught a good time |

Raider Zero
Minmatar Federation
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Posted - 2006.08.10 19:43:00 -
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Originally by: Nykolas
Quote:
We Minmatar should have the best rigs. You reference Pimp My Ride, but all your ships are already shiny and gold-plated! Minmatar are the obvious "it's what's under the hood that counts" race and we should be better at tweaking up our junk.
Amarr=Cadillacs Minmatar=Rusty Camaros
Our stuff should continue to look the ugliest and go the fastest 
Your point say how Amarr should be the best and not minmatar.
So you see a old dodge caravan or suzuki swift being pimped. No. Or when you see it, it's ugly and cheap.
We indeed have gold plated ship. Huge hummer, destroying nature, pimped ! "what's under the hood" is fitting - Rigs would be pimping. So I say add 1 slot of each low med high to minmatar, i don't care if they own us in battle. At least i'll die in a pimped ship 
If I concede this point, can we get a CPU boost across the board? If fittings are what's under the hood, then I'd like supremacy there. j/k
With HDR coming around the corner, maybe there will be an Amarr-only rig that makes your ship so shiny that it blinds the enemy.
BTW, anybody can rice-out a Skyline or soup up a Mustang-it's the Caravans and the Swifts of the world that are truly awesome! (Spoken like a guy who knowingly chose to play Minmatar, huh? )
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Lisento Slaven
Amarr The Drekla Consortium New Eve Order
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Posted - 2006.08.10 23:49:00 -
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I don't care what anyone says...
This is just a way to cover up problems with the ships that currently exist by shifting focus onto "uber rig setups" that need to be "fixed"
Amarr ships will be even worse in PVP compared to other ships when rigs come out =P ---
Lisento Slaven wants to be a Space Whaler in EVE.
Put in space whales!
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Durethia
RillaCorp
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Posted - 2006.08.10 23:57:00 -
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Originally by: Valea Silpha Also the Gallente are clearly the pimps of the Eve universe
Valea, don't try to warm up to the Gallente....
GET OUT THERE AND GET MY 25 BUCKS!!! *slap*
A prince ought to have no other aim or thought, nor select anything else for his study, than war and its rules and discipline... --Nicolo Machiavelli (1505 AD) |

PhoenixAscendancy
Amarr Imperial Dreams Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2006.08.11 01:08:00 -
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Caldari is an anagram of Radical :)
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Gredgelock
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Posted - 2006.08.11 01:10:00 -
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Originally by: Stephar Speaking of pimps and cars, Caldari is an anagram of "car" and "laid".
ok so your car portion of your raven is pulling your mobile home... nothing about pimpage there... you can't fit the 40 women in our stretch escalade, in your dodge stratus!!
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Guillame Herschel
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Posted - 2006.08.11 01:17:00 -
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Originally by: Raider Zero Minmatar are the obvious "it's what's under the hood that counts" race and we should be better at tweaking up our junk.
Can I put this quote in my sig? It is still making me laugh!
Have you ever let someone else tweak your junk? 
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Arkanor
Gallente The Scope
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Posted - 2006.08.11 04:15:00 -
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Originally by: Rodj Blake
Originally by: Stephar The Amarricans.
And their neighbours, the Khanadians...
Wow...

Originally by: Ghosthowl WoW = hardcore paladins smashin dat face.
Originally by: HippoKing I just cried, you know that?
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Car Laid
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Posted - 2006.08.11 14:25:00 -
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Quote: Speaking of pimps and cars, Caldari is an anagram of "car" and "laid".
Sry, liked too much the name. Had to roll a Caldari with the name 
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Joerd Toastius
Octavian Vanguard
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Posted - 2006.08.11 14:31:00 -
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Originally by: Twilight Moon
Originally by: Rodj Blake
Originally by: Stephar The Amarricans.
And their neighbours, the Khanadians...
You'll be coming up with a way of making "Minmatar" into "Mexican" next.
Mataricans. Duh.
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Raider Zero
Minmatar Federation
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Posted - 2006.08.11 15:07:00 -
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Originally by: Guillame Herschel
Originally by: Raider Zero Minmatar are the obvious "it's what's under the hood that counts" race and we should be better at tweaking up our junk.
Can I put this quote in my sig? It is still making me laugh!
Have you ever let someone else tweak your junk? 
You know, I didn't intend that dual-meaning at all, but it's damn funny. Sure you can borrow that for your sig if you like. Now that you mention it I never have had anybody else tweak my junk-that's a personal thing.
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Devoras2
Amarr Confederation of Red Moon Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.08.13 23:36:00 -
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Originally by: Rodj Blake
Originally by: Stephar The Amarricans.
And their neighbours, the Khanadians...
lol 
Dev And they call me slow.... hey! Thats an insult!
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McTaggart
Gallente
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Posted - 2006.08.14 01:46:00 -
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Anyone who's tried to hack their radios or vcrs will know that the old, analogue, minmatar-esque items aremuch easier to bend to your will than these advanced compact and mass produced pieces of junk.
Thus, in order of who should get the most versatility: Minmatar Amarr (really I'd put them third on the list but they really need some variety) Gallente Caldari
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