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Andargor theWise
Disbelievers of Fate
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Posted - 2006.08.15 15:22:00 -
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Hey! This is a post about jokes! Stay on topic! 
Here's a couple more:
A Sebestior walks into a bar. The bartender says, "So, why the long face?"
A guy walks into a Blood Raider bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food in here."
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Quutar
Caldari
M3rcs Inc
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Posted - 2006.08.15 15:29:00 -
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Why don't Minmatar ships ever enter the atmosphere?
All the whistling would annoy the pilot.
How do you get an Amarr out of a tree?
Send a Minmatar up there.
How do you get a Minmatar into a tree?
Remind him its bedtime.
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Mulletstation
GoonWaffe
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2006.08.15 15:29:00 -
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Q: How long does it take a minmatar woman to take a crap?
A: 9 months
Q: Did you hear about Au Alux Amarrevil?
A: Yeah he tried to jump 50 minmatars with a steamroller
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Lexen Dragovich
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Posted - 2006.08.15 15:30:00 -
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 Originally by: Andargor theWise
A Sebestior walks into a bar. The bartender says, "So, why the long face?"
That hurt my feelings. good one!
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xeom
Obsidian Sins
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Posted - 2006.08.15 15:31:00 -
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Originally by: Mulletstation
I don't think you understand that many of these races are based off of real-life racial issues.
Also, even in-game racism is racism. and racism is racism is racism.
Wierd my character a sebiestor is probably as white as you can get(ok mabye not) and has blue eyes.
a lot of people seem to think that amarr are something like white supremist.They have some similiaritys in that they both hate another race and think they are better then them.But thats true of about almost any hate group.
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Mulletstation
GoonWaffe
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2006.08.15 15:32:00 -
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Q: what's worse than 50 dead minmatar babies?
A: An amarr baby that has a scraped knee
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Brastagi
Caldari
g guild
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Posted - 2006.08.15 15:33:00 -
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Edited by: Brastagi on 15/08/2006 15:35:47
Ok some awful ones from me
Q: Why is it taking too long for Gallente to undock?
A: Ah you know how Gallenteans are. They probably putting their make up first....
Q: How do you tank againts a faithfull Amarrian pilot?
A: Easy, you see those crates of Pax-Amarria there? Just strap them all over your ships, and let see if the church boy dare enough to shoot you!
Q: How many Amarrian does it take to scew in a lightbulb?
A: I heard they got Ammatar / Minmatar to do that for them...
Q: How do you distract a Caldarian?
A: Look! Donald Trump!
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Quutar
Caldari
M3rcs Inc
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Posted - 2006.08.15 15:33:00 -
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How do you confuse a Caldari?
Give them a symetrical ship.
How do you cripple a Caldari?
Give them a gun.
sonofabeachballbouncingmarymotherfiretrucker |
cold lazarus
Amarr
Reikoku
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2006.08.15 15:36:00 -
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Originally by: Mulletstation
Q: what's worse than 50 dead minmatar babies?
A: An amarr baby that has a scraped knee
hmm dont see the joke there ? maybe i am confused but this is a joke thread not a random thought thread.
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Captain Hudson
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Posted - 2006.08.15 15:38:00 -
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Originally by: Mulletstation
Q: How long does it take a minmatar woman to take a crap?
A: 9 months
Q: Did you hear about Au Alux Amarrevil?
A: Yeah he tried to jump 50 minmatars with a steamroller
for someone who brought the whole racist issue up i find it strange you would of reworded such a joke
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Mulletstation
GoonWaffe
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2006.08.15 15:39:00 -
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sarcasm through irony
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OzaLoni
Gallente
Black Nova Corp
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2006.08.15 15:41:00 -
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One bad one from me........
Whats a caldari pilots fav music?
Jamming
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Moridin
Interstellar eXodus
R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2006.08.15 15:41:00 -
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How do you kill a bunch of Gallente.
throw them into a room. lock it and leave them with the key.
they can only open if they all agree after voting on who should open the door.
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Quutar
Caldari
M3rcs Inc
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Posted - 2006.08.15 15:44:00 -
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Q: How many BoB does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Only one, but afterwards someone else needs to clean up all the broken glass.
Q: How many D2 does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The Mighty Ducks change no lightbulbs!!!
Q: How many ISS does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two... one to change the light bulb, and a second to charge the first a fee for the right to change lightbulbs in ISS space.
Q: How many ASCN does it take to change a lighbulb?
A: None... hobbits don't use lightbulbs.
Q: How many GoonSwarm does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 37 trial accounts.
Q: How many CVA does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, a minmatar slave will be punished for the light going out.
Q: How many Huzzah does it take to change a light bulb?
A: *crickets chirp*
Q: How many RAT does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Again, only one, but you have to wait for thier fleet commander to tell them to login before it will get changed.
Q: How many Blood Inquisition does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 5, but they will kill 30 haulers on thier way to the bulb.
Q: How many Wild Cat Miltia does it take to change a light bulb?
A: who?
sonofabeachballbouncingmarymotherfiretrucker |
xeom
Obsidian Sins
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Posted - 2006.08.15 15:46:00 -
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Originally by: OzaLoni
One bad one from me........
Whats a caldari pilots fav music?
Jamming
Best one yet 
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DarknessInc
Minmatar
Order of the Arrow
HUZZAH FEDERATION
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Posted - 2006.08.15 15:46:00 -
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Originally by: Quutar
Q: How many Huzzah does it take to change a light bulb?
A: *crickets chirp*
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
man I cant breath
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Volcom V
Amarr
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Posted - 2006.08.15 15:46:00 -
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How was it racist? you can make Gallente with a dark complexion last time I checked.
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Ujio Noki
Puppets on Steroids
Veritas Immortalis
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Posted - 2006.08.15 15:47:00 -
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Originally by: Brastagi
Edited by: Brastagi on 15/08/2006 15:35:47
Ok some awful ones from me
Q: Why is it taking too long for Gallente to undock?
A: Ah you know how Gallenteans are. They probably putting their make up first....
Q: How do you tank againts a faithfull Amarrian pilot?
A: Easy, you see those crates of Pax-Amarria there? Just strap them all over your ships, and let see if the church boy dare enough to shoot you!
Q: How many Amarrian does it take to scew in a lightbulb?
A: I heard they got Ammatar / Minmatar to do that for them...
Q: How do you distract a Caldarian?
A: Look! Donald Trump!
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Yggr
Gallente
Red Frog Investments
Daikoku Trade Syndicate
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Posted - 2006.08.15 15:53:00 -
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Originally by: Mulletstation
14:59:00
I've noticed that these are all profoundly real-life racist.
Its clear that you just replaced the word "black" with "minmatar"
15:29:00
Q: How long does it take a minmatar woman to take a crap?
A: 9 months
This is deeply, deeply racist.
First Mulletstation declares that "minmatar" = "black." Then he says a minmatar baby is crap.
Terrible.
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Originally by: Malthros Zenobia
[TomB,] Were you true to the name [Tom Bombadil], dancing around the woods singing (and killing anything that moved) without a care in the world?
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Tamneah
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Posted - 2006.08.15 16:03:00 -
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What do you call a pirate that likes children?
Arrrr Kelly
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Quutar
Caldari
M3rcs Inc
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Posted - 2006.08.15 16:16:00 -
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Q: Why is the Amarr population dropping?
A: They are too busy polishing thier spaceships.
Q: What do you get when you cross an Amarr and a Brutor?
A: Temporary cease fire as they both hunt you down.
Q: How do you know an Amarr ship is shooting at you?
A: Your shields regenerate slower then normal.
sonofabeachballbouncingmarymotherfiretrucker |
Avernus
Gallente
Imperium Technologies
Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2006.08.15 16:47:00 -
[52]
Originally by: Mulletstation
sarcasm through irony
Shucks... and I just thought it was trolling for a response.
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Twilight Moon
Minmatar
eXceed Inc.
Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.08.15 16:50:00 -
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Originally by: Mulletstation
I've noticed that these are all profoundly real-life racist.
Its clear that you just replaced the word "black" with "minmatar"
Do I look like a black person to you?
If so...maybe you should have gone to Specsavers.
...on the other hand using a banana might be a viable alternative.
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Andargor theWise
Disbelievers of Fate
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Posted - 2006.08.15 16:52:00 -
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Edited by: Andargor theWise on 15/08/2006 16:52:27
Another quick one:
Q: What do you call a Scorpion pilot?
A: Primary
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Mulletstation
GoonWaffe
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2006.08.15 16:59:00 -
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Originally by: Yggr
Originally by: Mulletstation
14:59:00
I've noticed that these are all profoundly real-life racist.
Its clear that you just replaced the word "black" with "minmatar"
15:29:00
Q: How long does it take a minmatar woman to take a crap?
A: 9 months
This is deeply, deeply racist.
First Mulletstation declares that "minmatar" = "black." Then he says a minmatar baby is crap.
Terrible.
See the point is I'm using an example of a clearly ignorant joke that while in game, still has out-of-game parallels.
Again, its purposely blunt in order to amplify its effect and show that the original jokes in the OP have done the same.
See, but making a 'joke' that is clearly what I was railing against Im hoping someone can pick up on the obvious sudden shift I took in attitude and see what I'm trying to get at.
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cold lazarus
Amarr
Reikoku
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2006.08.15 17:03:00 -
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Originally by: Mulletstation
Originally by: Yggr
Originally by: Mulletstation
14:59:00
I've noticed that these are all profoundly real-life racist.
Its clear that you just replaced the word "black" with "minmatar"
15:29:00
Q: How long does it take a minmatar woman to take a crap?
A: 9 months
This is deeply, deeply racist.
First Mulletstation declares that "minmatar" = "black." Then he says a minmatar baby is crap.
Terrible.
See the point is I'm using an example of a clearly ignorant joke that while in game, still has out-of-game parallels.
Again, its purposely blunt in order to amplify its effect and show that the original jokes in the OP have done the same.
See, but making a 'joke' that is clearly what I was railing against Im hoping someone can pick up on the obvious sudden shift I took in attitude and see what I'm trying to get at.
No, people got where you where going with it but chose to ignore such infantile effort to hijack this thread. and dude please donĘt come here preaching about imaginary insults when the website YOUR alliance supports is quite possibly the worst site I have had the misfortune to see.
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Dutarro
Kydance Radiant Industries
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Posted - 2006.08.15 17:17:00 -
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Q: How many Amarrians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: "There is insufficent CPU to activate this module"
Bob: Did you hear the one about the Caldari comedian?
Fred: No.
Bob: Exactly!
Caldari Male: You've heard that we Caldari have very big missiles, haven't you?
Gallente Female: Yes, but you have very small launchers.
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Malinaria
Rebirth Inc.
Tau Ceti Federation
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Posted - 2006.08.15 17:21:00 -
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Originally by: Andargor theWise
Edited by: Andargor theWise on 15/08/2006 16:52:27
Another quick one:
Q: What do you call a Scorpion pilot?
A: Primary
This one and the jamming make me feel all happy inside
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Avernus
Gallente
Imperium Technologies
Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2006.08.15 17:26:00 -
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Originally by: Dutarro
Q: How many Amarrians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: "There is insufficent CPU to activate this module"
Nice!
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Eldo Davip
Forum Moderator
Interstellar Services Department
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Posted - 2006.08.15 17:40:00 -
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Thread cleaned.
Please refrain from bringing real-life racist issues into this thread. The races in the game should not be connected to real-life racism. Keep this thread on-topic.
This thread has some good material, lets keep it that way so everyone can enjoy it.
So with that being said, here is our take on this thread:
We don't want to see obvious racist jokes where all you have done is swap Italian/African/Irish etc for Minmatar/Amarr/Caldari/Gallente (order irrelevant). But other jokes more in-line with Eve's background is great.
With that being said... great stuff in this thread. I had a hard time cleaning it up coz i was laughing so hard.
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