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Fuujin
Hadean Drive Yards
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Posted - 2006.08.17 23:25:00 -
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I know everyone has a few, so lets hear some for entertainment value. A recent one of mine.
Last night i went out for a Japanese friend of mine's birthday. He invites a bunch of his other Japanese friends aswell and we all go out for karaoke. Several hours later and many many beers later everyones pretty wasted having a good time, singing cheesey japanese songs(myself included, everyone got a nice little surprise when the white guy in the group started singing them too). Anywho nites wrapping up and the birthday cake comes out. One of the friends runs over to give the birthday boy his birthday present. He then procedes to pull his pants down a bit, pull out a lighter and set fire to his pubes. I think i almost died laughing at the sight of it let alone the shear surprise of him doing something like that.
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Zaldiri
Caldari
Automated Industries
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Posted - 2006.08.17 23:36:00 -
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I think I remember something along the lines of sending an extremely drunk friend on a one way train trip from Manchester to London. When he had nothing on him other than about ú3 in small change.
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Samirol
Ore Mongers
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Posted - 2006.08.17 23:48:00 -
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Adoro
Reunited
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Posted - 2006.08.17 23:55:00 -
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last time huh...damn cant remember...or it has been a while ago or I was to **** drunk 
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Deeik
Minmatar
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Posted - 2006.08.17 23:58:00 -
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my worst stories always involve me literally s**tting myself for some reasom. i can't seem to control my bowels when extremely drunk.
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Iconath
Minmatar
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Posted - 2006.08.18 01:56:00 -
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Edited by: Iconath on 18/08/2006 01:56:11
 Originally by: Deeik
my worst stories always involve me literally s**tting myself for some reasom. i can't seem to control my bowels when extremely drunk.
That ladies and gentlemen is a classic example of sharing to much information.
Although I did pee on a chair in a hotel room once. At least that's what my girlfriend at the time told me the next day. 
Originally by: Oveur
And indeed, there will be beer 
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Krandor87
Gallente
Ore Mongers
Pirate Coalition
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Posted - 2006.08.18 11:46:00 -
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My latest story resulted in me getting a lil drunk and climbing on to the roof of a 2 story house. More beer was then tossed up to me and at a point where i thought it was a good idea i grabbed hold the rope and attemted to go hand over hand down. This was not a good idea being that I was drunker than when i had climbed ontop of the house. The end result was one hand holding on to rope with smoke coming off it as i was sliding down the rope. I hit the ground and somehow managed to keep from breaking my legs though they are still rather sore. After that i dont remeber a thing being as vodka was literaly pored down my throat to make me shutup. This was at about 4pm i dont remember a thing and they say i went to bed at about 2am. That is why I dont plan on drinking for a month.
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Baldour Ngarr
Artemis Rising
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Posted - 2006.08.18 12:05:00 -
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My second cousin drank a bottle and a half of vodka, choked on his own vomit and died.
I don't really see why these stories are funny.
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Bhaal
Minmatar
M. Corp
Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2006.08.18 12:20:00 -
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Originally by: Baldour Ngarr
My second cousin drank a bottle and a half of vodka, choked on his own vomit and died.
I don't really see why these stories are funny.
Agreed...
I've never been drunk, never will be.
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Fuujin
Hadean Drive Yards
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Posted - 2006.08.18 13:16:00 -
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Originally by: Baldour Ngarr
My second cousin drank a bottle and a half of vodka, choked on his own vomit and died.
I don't really see why these stories are funny.
Then i don't think this is a thread for you.
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Winter Star
Caldari
Back Home In Time For Tea And Medals
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Posted - 2006.08.18 13:29:00 -
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Edited by: Winter Star on 18/08/2006 13:29:56
21st Birthday
Let friend drive car back from pub
Friend was not insured
Friend had not even passed her driving test
Friend did not stop the car at the junction at the bottom of the street.
Car coming from right did not stop either.
BANG!
Get out of car. Put pint down on grass, go "oooh s**t"
Manage to blag way out of police being called, and settle damages privately. Kudos to the guy cos he agreed.
Parked car up on a random street after tying door shut, and went into town to get absolutely trolleyed.
The next day was not one of my best!
Total cost of birthday ú400 car damages bill each and a few lessons learned.
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Negative Nancy
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Posted - 2006.08.18 17:35:00 -
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Originally by: Baldour Ngarr
My second cousin drank a bottle and a half of vodka, choked on his own vomit and died.
I don't really see why these stories are funny.
Alcohol isn't bad if you can show a little self control.
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Originally by: Neprox
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wow is what you say when you start up eve for the first time
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GPerson
Gallente
The Scope
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Posted - 2006.08.19 00:51:00 -
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See my sig. 
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