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Devil Mann
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Posted - 2003.10.12 11:22:00 -
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Edited by: Devil Mann on 12/10/2003 11:35:31
Edited by: Devil Mann on 12/10/2003 11:35:05
Ok people here it goes...
Send me 1 million ISK...
Everyone...
josh,veruna,jash illidan,Edit :Xander teg :P cmon....everyone send me 1 million ISK each.
Why?
No reason at all. i could sit here and come up with some story that i lost my ship to a bunch of low life scum bags who camped a gate jump in point and nailed me. Or i stupidly put cash up front for a BYOM deal on a BS. Or i sent 20 million to a guy for a ship or....
You get the point.
So i want cash for no reason but to see who will send me any...
The once in a lifetime oppurtunity will not go unrewarded.
Every month you will get a personalised mail from me detailing my months long exploits at the hands of crumby coding and inner game politics.
Also a signed Ibis with a gratuity gift of 10 tritanium within (10 times better than insurance)
So go on....clear that nagging feeling from your head and donate 1 million to the "devil mann wants your cash so he can get rich quick scheme. . . ."
all donaters will also be highly praised in all forums where they post. so get those wallets open and let the good times roll 
Millions are starving in EVE but who cares. send your cash to me knowing itll go to a good cause :P
IOUs are fine too :P (i will collect)
PS Also looking to take away anyones free BPs,ships,loot... You name it and we ll take it off your hand.
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Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2003.10.12 11:23:00 -
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Charactername : Joshua Calvert
Total skill points : 4323395
Total Cash : ISK 100,551,926
I can't afford to give you 1M isk.
Will an I.O.U suffice?
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
zincol
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Posted - 2003.10.12 11:32:00 -
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sorry i donated all mine to a friend
w00t
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Xander Teg
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Posted - 2003.10.12 11:33:00 -
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sigh.
I didn't get mentioned personally.
I guess i need to work on my forum w***ing skill more. What's the primary attribute on that? Anyone know?
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"For the strength of the Pack is the Wolf, and the strength of the Wolf is the Pack."
-Rudyard Kipling
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Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2003.10.12 11:36:00 -
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Primary attribute is: Troll
Secondary attribute is: Intelligence.
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Halo Jones
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Posted - 2003.10.12 11:55:00 -
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 Quote:
Primary attribute is: Troll
Secondary attribute is: Intelligence.
I think those were the beta requirements, pretty sure its changed to
Primary attribute: Troll
Secondary attribute: Spammeh
Oberon Incorporated. |
Devil Mann
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Posted - 2003.10.13 02:46:00 -
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260 reads of my post and not one donation
you guys make me sick...
imagine if even half of those reading had sent me 1 million or 500k i would now have 130 million or 65 million respectivly...
my minmater slaves are starving as we speak and im finding it hard to pay my gallente "pleasure" slaves...
Also the sharp burning behind my eyes from the cheap intelligence implant i found in the bargain bin at Big bang burger bar means i need additional funds to remove it. (the pain will carry over to any clone i have so must be removed by special nueral surgeons working in a FD-MLJ station 9the danger of travelling there is enough for one of you at least to send me 1 million.....heck get a buddy and go halfs.
I dont have long and itll take some time to get my cash together so plz be generous 
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Damn roid respawns,CTDS,Stuck systems,lost items,stuck in warp,friends list,broken map(insert more here after patch)... |
Lucas De'Thal
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Posted - 2003.10.13 02:59:00 -
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nothing in life is free
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Hellmar > sorry for the attitude, playing a n00b character through the current state just left me a bit bitter
dev chat: Mar 18, 2004
hellmar> "you lot are just so clever you have a good history for out smarting us :-S "
dev chat: Feb 12, 2004 |
Xanif
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Posted - 2003.10.13 04:04:00 -
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What about free beer?
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Astaroth
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Posted - 2003.10.13 04:11:00 -
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sent ya some isk, dont spend it all in one place!
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Devil Mann
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Posted - 2003.10.13 05:02:00 -
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yes lets get the ball rolling..more donations and lets see what we can achieve in our struggle to get EVE rolling again
(this charity drive has no bearing on EVE mechanics..simply seeing whos generous and whos a troll "points at josh calvert" )
Also my views (or scrounging) has no bearing on my corps
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Damn roid respawns,CTDS,Stuck systems,lost items,stuck in warp,friends list,broken map(insert more here after patch)... |
Zezman
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Posted - 2003.10.13 09:08:00 -
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No
(»)(»)
À\Oo/
À=\/=
This is Rat. It is a vermin. It has eaten all of Bunny's lettuce. |
Devil Mann
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Posted - 2003.10.14 04:15:00 -
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YES....send me ISK dammit....alas
It matters not...will soon be making an Ebay account to sell my character on to a better home anyway. I seldom seem to find the time to play which doesnt fall inbetween "pirate griefer hours"
I notice that most pirates in blockades are out during peak times and when its after school
So basically im stuck to either safe space which sux as nowt to do but mine scordite all day,take up agent missions which sux,or become a pirate myself(which doesnt appeal to me as i aint got the Ingame skills and id rather not sit and blow months of people work away from them)
Guess im a carebear really...I dont mind combat but unfair easily won battles dont do anything for my ego. Simply sit at a gate and pick your fights as they come.too hard run away.
easy target...destroy everything they have and blow there escape pod to pieces(unless your collecting a bounty another senseless act)
I find i simply log on now for skill training(which i couldnt earlier as game seems to freeze at authentication handshake crap)
I didnt even have the energy to find out and fix it and simply didnt sign on. 
Also the whole issues with non constumer support regarding the whole playboy BPs (i dont even know the corp or anyone from it) got me down. Also it seems to be one thing after another. Off to reinstall planetside and give it another go for a few months perhaps. Probably trawl(read troll) these boards and see what happens....if things improve who knows but i dont see it happening in less than a year (if EVE lasts that long)
So if anyones interested in a 2 mil skill point char... (prob get locked down for offering my character)
PS - Activating High energy Flame shield now.
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Damn roid respawns,CTDS,Stuck systems,lost items,stuck in warp,friends list,broken map(insert more here after patch)... |
Ponder Stibbons
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Posted - 2003.10.14 04:25:00 -
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Guess what buster: You're mediocre.
Nothing to see here, yet another person leaving eve because he doesn't quite 'get it'.
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Devil Mann
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Posted - 2003.10.14 07:26:00 -
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You seem to think i care bout being mediocre.
As almost everyone in EVE could be called that unless your one big bad ass pirate who kills hundreds of innocents or you happen to be the CEO of a huge corp. or finally you make a lot of posts.
not exactly hundreds of famous faces in EVE tbh.
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Damn roid respawns,CTDS,Stuck systems,lost items,stuck in warp,friends list,broken map(insert more here after patch)... |
Ash 'Kara
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Posted - 2003.10.14 11:04:00 -
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Edited by: Ash 'Kara on 14/10/2003 11:09:15
If someone is ready to give one million to him i would take one too. I'm new in this game and one million ISK would be a great start for me.
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Deadflip2
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Posted - 2003.10.14 22:41:00 -
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gees if everyone online in eve at this moment would send you 100k you'dd be rich 2 :P no one is gonna donate you anything but a big  anyway :/, just an idea
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